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192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

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191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers

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190 - Johann Konrad Dippel: Macabre Alchemist

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189 - Rush Limbaugh: Personality and Face for Radio

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188 - Confucius: OG Chinese Philosopher

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187 - Daniel Dancer: Inspiration of Scrooge

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186 - Milton S. Hershey: Chocolate Reign

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185 - President John Tyler: His Accidency

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184 - Stanley Clifford Weyman: Brooklyn Chameleon

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183 - Joan of Arc: Teenage Frenchie Heroine

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182 - John Wesley Hardin: Prideful Lawless Gunslinger

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181 - Arnold Rothstein: Word Series Fixer

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180 - Bernie Madoff: Embezzler Extraordinaire

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179 - Anna Nicole Smith: The Creamy Blonde Bombshell

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178 - Phil Spector: Gun-Toting Music Producer

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177 - Thomas Jefferson: Founding Daddy

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176 - C.L. Blood: Nitrous Oxide Doctor with a flare for Malpractice

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175 - Sherlock Holmes: The Ultimate Druggie Detective

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174 - Olive Oatman: Pioneer Suicide Girl

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173 - Ayn Rand: The BEST Soviet capitalist cat-lady

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172 - Frederick Duquesne: Spy Ringleader

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171 - Ludwig II of Bavaria: The Spoiled Wagner Groupie

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170 - Samurai William: The First Weeaboo P2

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169 - Samurai William: The First Weeaboo P1

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168 - Bonnie and Clyde: Partners in Crime

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167 - Joan Crawford: Abusive Hollywood Diva

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166 - Master Series: WWII Soldiers

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165 - Alcibiades: Athenian Dick Stealing & Spartan Labe Smashing

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164 - Thomas Midgley Jr.: The most destructive human in the history of the Universe

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163 - Dr. Spock: Boomer Childcare 101

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162 - King Farouk I: Pudgy Klepto King of Egypt

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161 - Agnes Blannbekin & Jesus' Foreskin

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2020 Roast Mortem Countdown

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160 - Mary Baker Eddy: Christian Science Charlatan

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159 - Ned Kelly: Australia's Dirty Robin Hood

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158 - Cary Grant: The Ultimate Man and his Ultimate Chin

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157 - George Washington (1781-1799): The President, The Master... The King

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156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks

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155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards

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154 - Marquis de Sade: The Unhinged Granddaddy of BDSM

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153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd

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152 - Cattle Kate: Wyoming Cattle Wrangler

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151 - Percy Grainger: Unhinged Willy Wonka of Music

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150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen

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149 - Benedict Arnold: Loyalist Unamerican Traitor

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148 - William Chester Minor: Verbose Self-Mutilating Maniac

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147 - Soapy Smith: The Mr. Clean of Wild West Con Men.

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146 - Davy Crockett: American Frontiersman & Raccoon Casanova

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145 - The Coors Family: A Legacy of Beer and Bullshit

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144 - Arthur Orton: The Tale of Two Penises

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143 - Count Dante: Martial Arts Fingering Master

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142 - Louis Armstrong: Tootin' Doody

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141 - Alexander Graham Bell: Ring, Ring, Ring... Eugenics Phone!

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140 - Victor Lustig: Smooth Talk meets Smooth Brain

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139 - Sam Adams: Spicy, Revolutionary Puppet Master Deadbeat

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138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?

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137 - Andrew Carnegie: Monopoly Man Meets Momma's Boy

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136 - Robert Kardashian: The Simp, the Momager & the Hell Spawn

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135 - John R. Brinkley: Hot & Heavy Goat Balls for Everyone!

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134 - Gandhi: India's Extremely Racist Pacifist with a Spicy Enema Fetish

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133 - Elizabeth Taylor: Once a Child Star, Always a Child!

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132 - Jim Morrison: The Doors' Violent Anal Troubadour

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131 - Walter Jackson Freeman II: Freestyle Lobotomy Smooth Brain

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130 - Heinrich Schliemann: The Lost City of Troy & the Glory-seeking Archaeologist the 'Found' it.

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129 - Idi Amin: Uganda's Big Dumb Dumpster Dictator

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128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin

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127 - Yoshie Shiratori: Expert Escape Artist and Soup Spitter.

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126 - Joanna Southcott: Gross 64 y/o Pregnant Prophetess

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125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar

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124 - Leonardo da Vinci: Penis-Obsessed Renaissance Master Artist

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123 - H.P. Lovecraft: Cosmic Introverted Horror Incel

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122 - Beau Brummell: History's First Talentless Influencer

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121 - Harold von Braunhut: Racist Inventor of the Sea Monkeys

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120 - William S Burroughs (The Writer): King of the Goof Troupe

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119 - William S Burroughs (Early Years): King of the Goof Troupe

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118 - Fritz Lang: Maniacal Monocled German Film Director

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117 - Father Amorth: Make Exorcisms Great Again

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116 - Henry Beecher: Founder of the 'Megachurch Backroom Special'

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115 - Stevie Ray Vaughan: Texan Meth-head with Saucy Licks

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114 - Leopold II of Belgium: Crimes Against The Congo & Condangs

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113 - Jakob Fugger: History's Richest Idiot

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112 - Rob Ford: Toronto's Rotund Crackhead Mayor

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111 - George Psalmanazar: Phony Asian with a Fantastic Imagination

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110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages

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Roast Mortem 2019 Countdown Special

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109 - Giovanni Belzoni: Tomb Raiding Strongman Waterboy

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108 - Dr. Seuss: Manchild Author for Children

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107 - Aretha Franklin: The Soul Diva surrounded by Butthole Weenies

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106 - Roy Cohn: The Ultimate 20th Century Lawyer Scumbag

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105 - Basil Zaharoff: WWI Merchant of Death with an Acorn Penis

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104 - Gaston B. Means: 100% Shyster with a Dash of Geriatric Murder

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103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'

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102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick.

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101 - Frank Sinatra (pt1): The Lady is a Tramp... Let me get in it tho!

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100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!

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99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife

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98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis

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97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish

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96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses

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95 - John Harvey Kellogg: Enema Enthusiast Extrodinaire

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