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94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager

93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot?

92 - Charlie Chaplin: Silent Film Sex Addict

91 - ODB: Wu-Tang Clan Member, Crack Connoisseur, & Child Support Dodger

90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle

89 - Mother Teresa: Dirty Old Pain Succubus

88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus

87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus & YAS QUEEN Isabella

86 - King Edward II (pt.1): Flesh Jousting with Piers Gaveston

85 - Stede Bonnet: The Wussiest Pirate Ever

84 - The Collyer Brothers: NYC's Trash-Beast Hoarders

83 - Carry A. Nation: Hatchet-toting Grandma & Party Pooper Extraordinaire

82 - President James Buchanan: The Dough-Faced Southern Sympathizer that Broke America

81 - Ivan the Terrible: Was pretty damn terrible

80 - Sam Hughes: WWI's Canadian Cry-Baby

79 - Andy Warhol: Voyeuristic, Commercial Meme Lord

78 - Valerie Solanas: The Feminist Eugenist that gunned down Andy Warhol

77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador

76 - Francisco Macías Nguema: Africa's Hitler that HATED smarty boys!

75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country & Family

74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist & Half-assed Inventor

73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster

72 - Kim Jong-il: Ass-eating Communist Dictator of North Korea

71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream!

70 - Al Capone: Creamy, Syphilitic Italian Penne

69 - Hugh Hefner: Self Proclaimed 'Goo Boy'

68 - Boss Tweed: NYC's Obese Political Swindler

67 - Tallulah Bankhead: The Flapper that Flops Out All the Two-Handers

66 - L. Ron Hubbard: Sailing, Scientology & Satanic Sex Magic

65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah

64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah

63 - Pablo Picasso: Hefty Bag Cubist Paella Boy

62 - Nikola Tesla: Electricity Boners & Pigeon Banging

61 - William Walker: The American 'President' of Nicaragua

60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.

59 - Jack "Sloppy Boy" Kerouac: Goof Troupe pt. 2

Roast Mortem 2018 Countdown Special

58 - George HW Bush: Presidential Oil & Cheerleading CIA Death Squads

57 - Gregor MacGregor: 19th Century Trouble in Paradise

56 - Edward Drinker Cope: History's Most Bone-Headed Paleontologist

55 - Commodus: The Most Erect Roman Emperor

54 - Django Reinhardt: Gypsy Jazz Legend and Extra Hardt

53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President

52 - Master Series: Horror Actors of Hollywood

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

50 - Helen Duncan: The Last Goopy Witch of Britain

49 - Ty Cobb: Baseball's Dirtiest Player slides into your DMs

48 - Charles Darwin: The Science of Boobies & Barnacle Dong

47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces

46 - Janis Joplin: Attention-seeking, Free-loving Wannabe

45 - Albert Einstein: The Stanky Cousin Pounder

44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host & Cult Leader

43 - Master Class: Cooks 'Typhoid Mary and the Gals'

42 - Tarrare: The Ravenous French Horror

41 - Ching Shih: China's Unforgiving Pirate Queen

40 - Sawney Bean: All in the Cannibal Family

39 - William Lyon Mackenzie: Canada's Try-Hard Revolutionary

38 - Allen 'Kid Diddling' Ginsberg: Goof Troupe pt. 1

37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

36 - Coco Chanel: The Fashionable, Fascist SS Operative

35 - Hank Williams: The Sauced Southern Icon

34 - Wyatt Earp: Shoddy Lawman & Wild West Wuss

33 - John Mytton: History's Drunkest Aristocrat

32 - Jerry Garcia: Keep on Truckin' till You Drop!

31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd

30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne

29 - Diogenes: The OG Cynic & Smelly Eccentric Turd

28 - P.T. Barnum: PT Cruis'n USA

27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks)

26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy

25 - Sylvia Browne: TV Psychic and Tour Guide to Browne Town

24 - Boris Yeltsin: The Drunkest Russian President in the Room

23 - Liberace: Too much of a good thing will kill ya!

22 - Jack Tramiel: Video Game Dangus

21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter & Pox-ridden Sociopath

20 - John Dillinger: Pubic Enema No.2

19 - Edward Chapman: Triple Agent Jelly Boy

18 - Marlon Brando: The Sexy Human Vacuum

17 - Keith Moon of The Who

16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds

15 - Schemin' Carlo Ponzi

14 - General Douglas MacArthur

13 - Che Guevara: Tobacco Pen15 Sucker

12 - Steve Jobs (not sorry iTunes)

11 - Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols

10 - Thomas Edison

9 - Joan Rivers

Bonus Ep. 2017 New Years Countdown

8 - Swashbuckling Blackbeard

7 - Astronomer Tycho Brahe

6 - Chuck Berry

5 - 'Emperor' Joshua Norton

Bonus Episode 1 - Thanksgiving & Squanto

3 - Yogi Berra

4 - St. Brendan the Navigator

2 - Mad Jack Churchill

1 - Pliny The Elder