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Says Who? — 443 episodes
GRIM, FUNNY
THE FYRE FESTIVAL OF SEMIQUINCENTENNIALS
POND SCUM
FANS AND SOUP
TOR-ISTS
MR NEGATIVE'S TUBE OF DOOM
THE HAPPIEST CAT IN TOWN
DAN'S MAGIC MACHINE
CRUISE THE HORMUZ
YOU GOT VANCED
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999
WHERE THERE'S SMOKE
A JAR IN A SKIRT
SHOES, YOU LOSE!
THE SECOND GUY AND THE THIRD GUY
ONE LITTLE PEPPERCORN
WHAT THE *&@$ HAPPENED TO PAM
TOO MANY DUCKS
MAUREEN'S ROCKS
ICE ICE BABY
INTO THE PIT
NO DIRECTION
MAUREENOLOGUE
BIG MUG
GARBAGE BRAGS
AMERICAN CANYON
WE DID NUZZI THIS COMING
OKAY FRODO
OYSTERS!
FLYING ON ONE WING
392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!
300 FOOT SKELETON
FAT BATTLESHIPS
INFLATE THE BABY
DIVER DOWN
NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE
MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE
UTAH COTTON
ROAD ARMOR
UP ON THE ROOF
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DROWN ONE
ENGLAND'S DREAMING
BADGER WATCH
BUTTER DEMON CASTLE
THE FIVE CUOMOS
THE PUDDING HOUR
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS
GOOD LUCK BOSS
THE ONE WHERE DAN GOES TO THE FRIENDS EXPERIENCE
NO NO SOAPY
WHAT A MARKER
DEATHVANCE
SOUP BUCKET
MEAT ON THAT RAT
STRETCH THAT LENTIL
RATSIGNAL
MEET THE BAILEYS
THE SHERIFF OF SAYSWHOVIA
DARK POSITVITY
BOLOGNA ON A TESLA
RATBUSTERS!
DAN'S VERY BAD LIST
DATING AT THE END OF AMERICA
THE TWO PHIL COLLINSES
THE DAYS AFTER
FRANNNIK
13 DAYS IN JANUARY
WELCOME TO 2025!
2024 IN REVIEW
THE SINKERSNATCH
FOOT PRISON
FRIDGESCAPE NATION
SOMETHING ELSE, ALSO TERRIBLE
WHELP
MAUREEN AND DAN'S WILD RIDE
THE SEASON FINALE... OF AMERICA
THE MCDONALDS EPISODE
BIG BUCKETS AND THE FART
STANKTOWN
SEE YOU TOMORROW: PARTY BOMB
BALLSACK POTPOURRI
NAUGHT NUMBER NINE
SEE YOU TOMORROW: SOMETIMES YOU EAT THE DOG, SOMETIMES THE DOG EATS YOU
HOT SLIDE
SHORK!
COVID IN MORNING HOUSE
WEIRDOS
ONE WEEK
SPIKY MAT
GLYCERIN AND HOOTCH
SEE YOU TOMORROOOOOH NOOOOOOO
SEE YOU TOMORROW-ISH
FROG AND CARROT SOUP
DOUBLE GUN SOCKS
THE MUSICAL EPISODE
TRUMP IS GUILTY SPECIAL
BUG THE PANTS
RUDY'S PARTY
SCORPION
DON'T GO IN THE BASEMENT
NEW YORK STATE OF MIND
SNOOZEFLASH
WOODCHIPPER
THE LENTIL PRINCESS
INCORPORATE THE INTERRUPTION
A CAREFULLY BALANCED DAN IN A CAREFULLY BALANCED VAN
FOG OF JUDGEMENT
TICK TOCK DOLE WHIP O'CLOCK
AN IDEA, A FEELING, AND A HAT
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
TALE OF THE WHALE
MAUREEN'S PLAN
IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION
GHOSTWROTER
KEEP BURNIN'
PREPISODE: 2024
FOOT LINE
DREAM BIGGEST
THE FRANCHISE
BIRTHDAYS AND DEADLINES
THE EYE OF THE PORN
DE-PENCE
NUT PUNCHIN SEASON
PODCRAFTING
RUDY TUESDAY
BIG MAC CITY
FUN LADY
SAYS BOOBERT
SAVE DAN SINKER
YOU'LL BE A DENTIST
GET ON THE BUS
SOMEONE GET CLINT
REACH FOR THE ORANGE
EAT THE CANDLE, KID
SUMMER MELTDOWN
SLIP N SLIDE
MAYHEM GRAVY
DING!
SALMON HAT
TRON CLUB
ROLLING THUNDER
MARGINALLY EMPLOYED
CRYSTAL CHINOS
SOMEBODY GET GARY
TOO MUCH NEWS
HARRY POTTER AND THE GO F**K YOURSELF STONE
HAPPY FEET
DAN NEEDS A NAP
MOUSETRAP
SEE YOU TOMORROW: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Bonus: Honey, Remember That Yummy Stacked Food We Had At That Nice Restaurant?
SEE YOU TOMORROW: THE WAITING
WHISKEY AND A PILLOW
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
MCFEAST
MALARKY TRAIN
RIDE THE OCTAGON
INVISIBLE HARNESS
WE CAN WORK WITH THIS
CHICKEN SOUP FOR NEWS
LIVE FROM ISOLATION
INSIDE THE MINION ROOM
UNCANNY VALLEY
HO HO OH NO
THE LONGEST TWEET
2 Watch 2 Furious
CBD
GRAVY TRAIN
THE NO CODE
BONUSODE: A special Town Watch about Twitter
ELECTION FEVAHHHHHHH
ELONGATE
UK U OK?
DEEP COKE
POCKET CLAMS
PLANNERMANIA!
JITTERBUG FARTPANTS
COVID'S OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)
A ROYAL MESS
TO THE SEA!
GREASY BIRD STORY TIME
THE BLUE APRON OF CRIME
ASPARAGUS? IN THIS ECONOMY?
SOME LIGHT TREASON
ROAD RULES
BORIS JOHNSON'S NO GOOD VERY BAD WEEK
THE GREAT ESCAPE
WET, HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
HOT WATERGATE SUMMER
BIG SANDWICH
BACK TO THE PYRAMID
SIDE QUEST
LET'S MAKE A CULT
SEVEN LAYER DIP
A Writing Deadline Bonus About Writing
A Judy Blume Bonus!
CABIN PRESSURE
RUNNING WITH MUPPET ARMS
F*CK AMOUSE AND FIND OUT
SEVEN HOURS IN THE BUNKER
SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
EFFICENCY!
HAPPY MEAL EXPRESS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
BITCOIN FOR BRAINS
FOOD, FUN, AND A MONKEY
GROUCHTOWN
YACHT ROCK
THE FULL BANANA
THE FART OF THE MATTER
DOUCHE YOU THINK 2022 WILL BE DIFFERENT
2021's OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)
OMICROM PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
MIND JENGA
SHARKUS INTERRUPTUS
OMICRON
GREAT BALLS OF BEZOS
THE GREAT INTERMISSION
BIG BIRD HAS A POSSE
Q CREW AND THE DEAD KENNEDYS
DAN AND THE AMAZING TECHNIPOCKET DREAMCOAT
SIX IS A MAGIC NUMBER
HAPPY OCTONOVEDECEMBEREEN
HUDSON'S ELEVEN
DAN'S FORMAL APOLOGYCAST
IMAGINARY HARMONICAS
IT'S LUNCHBOX TIME
DEAD FLOWER SPECIAL
IT'S FOR HORSIES
PODCASTING FOR GOLDFISH
BACK TO BURGERTOWN
THE LAW FIRM OF DRUNK, BROKE, AND FARTING
SETTLE DOWN, GISELA
SOME LIGHT SUMMER READING
PLAY CLOWN GAMES, WIN CLOWN PRIZES
THE 200TH TIME IS THE CHARM
A HARD POUNDING
MRS. ROPER
I GOT NOTHING
Says Who Special: The Box in the Woods
FIVE MINUTES WITH STEPHEN KING
COUP STORY, BRO
THE TRAGIC KINGDOM with Akilah Hughes
THE SOUP IN THE WOODS
SLASH DESK
FOOTLOOSE
EXCELSIOR!
THE VERDICT
SMOKE: IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST
WHEN THE GOING GAETZ TOUGH
SHOW ME THE MONKEY
DAN GETS A STICK
TOOT TOOT
MILK BAG
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
BIG SHRIMPS
ICE TO MEET YOU
THE MADNESS OF DAN SINKER
JITTERBUG DAN
OK FEET
INAUGURAL BALLS
FISHING FOR RUDY
SAYS COUP
THE END OF THE WORST YEAR
A VERY SAYSWHOVIA PANDEMIC HOLIDAY
JINGLE BALLS
GRAND PRIZE WINNERS OF AN A**-HANDING CONTEST
SHRUNKY DUNKS AND THE CAVE OF CUOMO with Akilah Hughes
SOMETHING ABOUT TEA AND CANADIANS
PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM
SEE YOU TOMORROW 3: SEE YOU TODAY
SEE YOU TOMORROW 2: THE TOMORROWER
SEE YOU TOMORROW
THE SAYS WHO ELECTION DAY SPECIAL
ONE WEEK
RUDY'S MAGIC REPAIR SHOP
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S METH
COVIDMANIA
The Trump-Has-Covid Special
SIMPLY THE BEST
BIG METAL FINGER
FOUR MORE YEARS with Ana Marie Cox
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
ZOOM KINDERGARDEN/ARE YOU ON MUTE?
MAN THE LIFEBOATS
SCHOOL DAZE
VEEP VEEP
THE NOZZLE KING OF DENVER
AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT
FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED
LIFE, UH, FINDS A WAY with STEVEN RAY MORRIS
YOGI DAN
FIREWORKS!
COVID'S OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)
THE INDOOR KIDS
DO BETTER, DOOM LESS with AKILAH HUGHES
CUMMINGS AND GOINGS
OOBERSWANK
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S COKES with HELEN ROSNER
MOONFACE AND ME
MR. PIZZA
DARK FRIENDS
AUNT FANNY'S SCRAP BAG
AT HOME WITH SAYSWHOVIA
SUPERHERO TIME
CASTLE SAYSWHOVIA
UNREASONABLE FISH DEMANDS
TWISTER WITH TED CRUZ
TAFFY ON A LOOM
BIG COLUMBUS ENERGY
DAN'S LAST STAND
TUESDAY NIGHT MASSACRE
IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION
AMERICAN CHEESE
THE HAND ON THE SOMETHING TOPICAL THAT RHYMES WITH "WALL"
LOOK AT MY HORSE
MJ AND THE WIRETAP MAN
2020: GROW FOR IT
IMPEACH THIS
15 FLUSHES TO MIDNIGHT
AND IMPEACHMENT IN A PEAR TREE
A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY with Helen Rosner
ALL THE LARGE FAILSONS
NO JACKET REQUIRED: A SAYS WHO IMPEACHMENT SPECIAL
BURNER PHONE
THE GREAT ESCAPE
A NOTE TO TIM
SPACE HORSE
THAT'S SO RUDY
CHEW THE NEWS
THE WHISTLEBLOWER COMETH
SaysWhosterpiece Theater presents: the Trump/Zelensky call
IN-GREECE-MENT PROCEEDINGS
THREE IS A BULLSHIT NUMBER with Ana Marie Cox
WIZARD SH*T
SQUALOR AND CHAOS
SAYS WHO U
THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED
99 PROBLEMS
THE DARK TEATIME OF THE SOUL
BAD NEWS EVE
THE GREAT GARBAGE FIRE OF THE MIND
DAN IN A HOT TIN CAR
A BAKED POTATO
MEET US BY THE PYRAMID
Rolling Out
LIVE FROM POD X
NOSFERATU 2020
SAYS POO
LEGAL IS OPTIONAL
GAME OF SCROTES
FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE with Akilah Hughes
NO REALLY NOW IT'S MUELLER TIME
JUST STICK IT IN THERE, CHAD
POD SAVE THE QUEEN with HAYES BROWN
MUELLER, MUELLER ON THE WALL
LET'S TAKE FLORIDA
THE MYSTERIOUS MR. CALAMARI
THINGS ARE COHEN YOUR WAY
OMELETTE YOU FINISH
A DOG AND BONER STORY
STATE OF THE WHOVIAN
F***NUT SUPERGROUP
LIVIN ON A PRAYER
HAMBERDERS
PRIME TIME, CRIME TIME with Lisa Tozzi
HERE WE GO!
THE NAUGHTY LIST
THE ONE WHERE EVERYTHING HAPPENS with HAYES BROWN
BARRON TRUMP, BOY DETECTIVE with SARAH WEINMAN
HOLDING DOWN THE MANAFORT with CHARLOTTE CLYMER
NO PIE FOR YOU, CHAD with KAT KINSMAN
HOPE OR GAS? with IMANI GANDY
THE 2018 ELECTION SPECIAL
SAYS BOO with HAL LUBLIN
SAVE YOUR BRAINMEAT with SWING LEFT'S AARON HUERTAS
A WHOLE NEW WHO with CHUCK WENDIG
GARBAGE RUMSPRINGA
SAYS TWO! WITH ANA MARIE COX!
FALCON, RABBIT, SHARK
THE SAYS WHO SUMMER READING REPORT
MOUNTAIN DAN
VLAD TO HAVE YOU
INTO THE WOODS
THE DAY OF THE JACKET
BRIDE OF SAYS WHO with Peter Sagal
THE DAYS OF OUR LIES
FIFTY SHADES OF SAY
DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
TAINT GOOD
WORKIN FOR A LIVIN
GOOD GRAVY
GET THEE TO SAM NUNBERGERY
A CASE OF THE WHOOPSIES IN THE PANTSIES with Ashley Feinberg
IN MEMO-RIAM with Spencer Ackerman
PAGING DOCTOR CHILL M.D.
THE SAYS WHO BOOK CLUB with Eve Peyser
Potty Magnet New Years
A SAYS WHO HOLIDAY GIFT: The 12 Days of Trumpmas
THE BLUE APRON HOLIDAY SPECIAL* with Parker Molloy
KATAMARI DEMOCRACY
THANKSGIVING STARDEWCAST
THE KETCHUP CONNECTION with Helen Rosner
INDICTMENT DAY EARLYCAST!
PUMPKIN SPICER
COPETOBER!
EAT THE NEWS with Hayes Brown
THE SAYS WHO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL with Ana Marie Cox
THE SAYS WHO BACK TO SCHOOL WHOTACTULAR with Laura Moser
DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS
VACATION NATION!
SPICEY AND THE MOOCH with Jonny Sun
THE PROFESSOR IS IN with Roman Mars and Elizabeth Joh
WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING
THE SAYS WHO DISNEY SPECTACULAR with Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S PRESIDENTIAL VACATION with Jeff Larson, Surya Mattu, and Julia Angwin
A HEDGE SALAD IS A SALAD with Clara Jeffery
A NEW SALAD IN TOWN with Tarini Parti
THE MEATLOAF FILES with Helen Rosner
FINKER, FAILURE, F**KER, SPY with Ted Leo
Minicast: INSIDE THE SAYS WHO TEST KITCHEN
OH SHIP!
CUT AND RUN
A WEDGE SALAD IS NOT A SALAD
THE SILVER TRACK
INAUGURATION BATTLE STATIONS
WEE THE PEOPLE
FLASHLIGHTCAST IN THE DARKNESSCAST
THE SAYS WHO HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR
Nanocast: A WISH IS A DREAM YOUR HEART.... ah forget it
DAWN OF THE DONALD
THE DARKEST TIMELINE
SULLY, IT'S ME with Brian Stetler
DONALD DARKO with Olivia Nuzzi
THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER with Molly Ball
MINICAST: RELAX WITH SAYS WHO
THE GHOST OF TWOoOoOoo DEBATES with Jamelle Bouie
SEX, TAXES, AND AUDIOBOOKS with Farai Chideya
THE GREAT DEBATE COASTER with Chris Hayes
SUPER PALS, SUPER POLLS with Josh Katz
MAKE ANY OTHER YEAR GREAT AGAIN ALSO with Ana Marie Cox
Trailer: 537 Days? Dear God. 537 Days.