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FRANKENMITCH

2

BALLROOM BLITZ

3

CANADA DIE!

4

WEST WING GIRL

5

FAILURE IS SOMETIMES AN OPTION

6

RAINBOW DAN

7

GRIM, FUNNY

8

THE FYRE FESTIVAL OF SEMIQUINCENTENNIALS

9

POND SCUM

10

FANS AND SOUP

11

TOR-ISTS

12

MR NEGATIVE'S TUBE OF DOOM

13

THE HAPPIEST CAT IN TOWN

14

DAN'S MAGIC MACHINE

15

CRUISE THE HORMUZ

16

YOU GOT VANCED

17

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999

18

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE

19

A JAR IN A SKIRT

20

SHOES, YOU LOSE!

21

THE SECOND GUY AND THE THIRD GUY

22

ONE LITTLE PEPPERCORN

23

WHAT THE *&@$ HAPPENED TO PAM

24

TOO MANY DUCKS

25

MAUREEN'S ROCKS

26

ICE ICE BABY

27

INTO THE PIT

28

NO DIRECTION

29

MAUREENOLOGUE

30

BIG MUG

31

GARBAGE BRAGS

32

AMERICAN CANYON

33

WE DID NUZZI THIS COMING

34

OKAY FRODO

35

OYSTERS!

36

FLYING ON ONE WING

37

392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!

38

300 FOOT SKELETON

39

FAT BATTLESHIPS

40

INFLATE THE BABY

41

DIVER DOWN

42

NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE

43

MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE

44

UTAH COTTON

45

ROAD ARMOR

46

UP ON THE ROOF

47

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DROWN ONE

48

ENGLAND'S DREAMING

49

BADGER WATCH

50

BUTTER DEMON CASTLE

51

THE FIVE CUOMOS

52

THE PUDDING HOUR

53

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

54

NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS

55

GOOD LUCK BOSS

56

THE ONE WHERE DAN GOES TO THE FRIENDS EXPERIENCE

57

NO NO SOAPY

58

WHAT A MARKER

59

DEATHVANCE

60

SOUP BUCKET

61

MEAT ON THAT RAT

62

STRETCH THAT LENTIL

63

RATSIGNAL

64

MEET THE BAILEYS

65

THE SHERIFF OF SAYSWHOVIA

66

DARK POSITVITY

67

BOLOGNA ON A TESLA

68

RATBUSTERS!

69

DAN'S VERY BAD LIST

70

DATING AT THE END OF AMERICA

71

THE TWO PHIL COLLINSES

72

THE DAYS AFTER

73

FRANNNIK

74

13 DAYS IN JANUARY

75

WELCOME TO 2025!

76

2024 IN REVIEW

77

THE SINKERSNATCH

78

FOOT PRISON

79

FRIDGESCAPE NATION

80

SOMETHING ELSE, ALSO TERRIBLE

81

WHELP

82

MAUREEN AND DAN'S WILD RIDE

83

THE SEASON FINALE... OF AMERICA

84

THE MCDONALDS EPISODE

85

BIG BUCKETS AND THE FART

86

STANKTOWN

87

SEE YOU TOMORROW: PARTY BOMB

88

BALLSACK POTPOURRI

89

NAUGHT NUMBER NINE

90

SEE YOU TOMORROW: SOMETIMES YOU EAT THE DOG, SOMETIMES THE DOG EATS YOU

91

HOT SLIDE

92

SHORK!

93

COVID IN MORNING HOUSE

94

WEIRDOS

95

ONE WEEK

96

SPIKY MAT

97

GLYCERIN AND HOOTCH

98

SEE YOU TOMORROOOOOH NOOOOOOO

99

SEE YOU TOMORROW-ISH

100

FROG AND CARROT SOUP

101

DOUBLE GUN SOCKS

102

THE MUSICAL EPISODE

103

TRUMP IS GUILTY SPECIAL

104

BUG THE PANTS

105

RUDY'S PARTY

106

SCORPION

107

DON'T GO IN THE BASEMENT

108

NEW YORK STATE OF MIND

109

SNOOZEFLASH

110

WOODCHIPPER

111

THE LENTIL PRINCESS

112

INCORPORATE THE INTERRUPTION

113

A CAREFULLY BALANCED DAN IN A CAREFULLY BALANCED VAN

114

FOG OF JUDGEMENT

115

TICK TOCK DOLE WHIP O'CLOCK

116

AN IDEA, A FEELING, AND A HAT

117

HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE

118

TALE OF THE WHALE

119

MAUREEN'S PLAN

120

IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION

121

GHOSTWROTER

122

KEEP BURNIN'

123

PREPISODE: 2024

124

FOOT LINE

125

DREAM BIGGEST

126

THE FRANCHISE

127

BIRTHDAYS AND DEADLINES

128

THE EYE OF THE PORN

129

DE-PENCE

130

NUT PUNCHIN SEASON

131

PODCRAFTING

132

RUDY TUESDAY

133

BIG MAC CITY

134

FUN LADY

135

SAYS BOOBERT

136

SAVE DAN SINKER

137

YOU'LL BE A DENTIST

138

GET ON THE BUS

139

SOMEONE GET CLINT

140

REACH FOR THE ORANGE

141

EAT THE CANDLE, KID

142

SUMMER MELTDOWN

143

SLIP N SLIDE

144

MAYHEM GRAVY

145

DING!

146

SALMON HAT

147

TRON CLUB

148

ROLLING THUNDER

149

MARGINALLY EMPLOYED

150

CRYSTAL CHINOS

151

SOMEBODY GET GARY

152

TOO MUCH NEWS

153

HARRY POTTER AND THE GO F**K YOURSELF STONE

154

HAPPY FEET

155

DAN NEEDS A NAP

156

MOUSETRAP

157

SEE YOU TOMORROW: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

158

Bonus: Honey, Remember That Yummy Stacked Food We Had At That Nice Restaurant?

159

SEE YOU TOMORROW: THE WAITING

160

WHISKEY AND A PILLOW

161

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

162

MCFEAST

163

MALARKY TRAIN

164

RIDE THE OCTAGON

165

INVISIBLE HARNESS

166

WE CAN WORK WITH THIS

167

CHICKEN SOUP FOR NEWS

168

LIVE FROM ISOLATION

169

INSIDE THE MINION ROOM

170

UNCANNY VALLEY

171

HO HO OH NO

172

THE LONGEST TWEET

173

2 Watch 2 Furious

174

CBD

175

GRAVY TRAIN

176

THE NO CODE

177

BONUSODE: A special Town Watch about Twitter

178

ELECTION FEVAHHHHHHH

179

ELONGATE

180

UK U OK?

181

DEEP COKE

182

POCKET CLAMS

183

PLANNERMANIA!

184

JITTERBUG FARTPANTS

185

COVID'S OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)

186

A ROYAL MESS

187

TO THE SEA!

188

GREASY BIRD STORY TIME

189

THE BLUE APRON OF CRIME

190

ASPARAGUS? IN THIS ECONOMY?

191

SOME LIGHT TREASON

192

ROAD RULES

193

BORIS JOHNSON'S NO GOOD VERY BAD WEEK

194

THE GREAT ESCAPE

195

WET, HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

196

HOT WATERGATE SUMMER

197

BIG SANDWICH

198

BACK TO THE PYRAMID

199

SIDE QUEST

200

LET'S MAKE A CULT

201

SEVEN LAYER DIP

202

A Writing Deadline Bonus About Writing

203

A Judy Blume Bonus!

204

CABIN PRESSURE

205

RUNNING WITH MUPPET ARMS

206

F*CK AMOUSE AND FIND OUT

207

SEVEN HOURS IN THE BUNKER

208

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

209

EFFICENCY!

210

HAPPY MEAL EXPRESS

211

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

212

BITCOIN FOR BRAINS

213

FOOD, FUN, AND A MONKEY

214

GROUCHTOWN

215

YACHT ROCK

216

THE FULL BANANA

217

THE FART OF THE MATTER

218

DOUCHE YOU THINK 2022 WILL BE DIFFERENT

219

2021's OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)

220

OMICROM PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

221

MIND JENGA

222

SHARKUS INTERRUPTUS

223

OMICRON

224

GREAT BALLS OF BEZOS

225

THE GREAT INTERMISSION

226

BIG BIRD HAS A POSSE

227

Q CREW AND THE DEAD KENNEDYS

228

DAN AND THE AMAZING TECHNIPOCKET DREAMCOAT

229

SIX IS A MAGIC NUMBER

230

HAPPY OCTONOVEDECEMBEREEN

231

HUDSON'S ELEVEN

232

DAN'S FORMAL APOLOGYCAST

233

IMAGINARY HARMONICAS

234

IT'S LUNCHBOX TIME

235

DEAD FLOWER SPECIAL

236

IT'S FOR HORSIES

237

PODCASTING FOR GOLDFISH

238

BACK TO BURGERTOWN

239

THE LAW FIRM OF DRUNK, BROKE, AND FARTING

240

SETTLE DOWN, GISELA

241

SOME LIGHT SUMMER READING

242

PLAY CLOWN GAMES, WIN CLOWN PRIZES

243

THE 200TH TIME IS THE CHARM

244

A HARD POUNDING

245

MRS. ROPER

246

I GOT NOTHING

247

Says Who Special: The Box in the Woods

248

FIVE MINUTES WITH STEPHEN KING

249

COUP STORY, BRO

250

THE TRAGIC KINGDOM with Akilah Hughes

251

THE SOUP IN THE WOODS

252

SLASH DESK

253

FOOTLOOSE

254

EXCELSIOR!

255

THE VERDICT

256

SMOKE: IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST

257

WHEN THE GOING GAETZ TOUGH

258

SHOW ME THE MONKEY

259

DAN GETS A STICK

260

TOOT TOOT

261

MILK BAG

262

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN

263

BIG SHRIMPS

264

ICE TO MEET YOU

265

THE MADNESS OF DAN SINKER

266

JITTERBUG DAN

267

OK FEET

268

INAUGURAL BALLS

269

FISHING FOR RUDY

270

SAYS COUP

271

THE END OF THE WORST YEAR

272

A VERY SAYSWHOVIA PANDEMIC HOLIDAY

273

JINGLE BALLS

274

GRAND PRIZE WINNERS OF AN A**-HANDING CONTEST

275

SHRUNKY DUNKS AND THE CAVE OF CUOMO with Akilah Hughes

276

SOMETHING ABOUT TEA AND CANADIANS

277

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM

278

SEE YOU TOMORROW 3: SEE YOU TODAY

279

SEE YOU TOMORROW 2: THE TOMORROWER

280

SEE YOU TOMORROW

281

THE SAYS WHO ELECTION DAY SPECIAL

282

ONE WEEK

283

RUDY'S MAGIC REPAIR SHOP

284

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S METH

285

COVIDMANIA

286

The Trump-Has-Covid Special

287

SIMPLY THE BEST

288

BIG METAL FINGER

289

FOUR MORE YEARS with Ana Marie Cox

290

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT

291

ZOOM KINDERGARDEN/ARE YOU ON MUTE?

292

MAN THE LIFEBOATS

293

SCHOOL DAZE

294

VEEP VEEP

295

THE NOZZLE KING OF DENVER

296

AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT

297

FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED

298

LIFE, UH, FINDS A WAY with STEVEN RAY MORRIS

299

YOGI DAN

300

FIREWORKS!

301

COVID'S OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)

302

THE INDOOR KIDS

303

DO BETTER, DOOM LESS with AKILAH HUGHES

304

CUMMINGS AND GOINGS

305

OOBERSWANK

306

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S COKES with HELEN ROSNER

307

MOONFACE AND ME

308

MR. PIZZA

309

DARK FRIENDS

310

AUNT FANNY'S SCRAP BAG

311

AT HOME WITH SAYSWHOVIA

312

SUPERHERO TIME

313

CASTLE SAYSWHOVIA

314

UNREASONABLE FISH DEMANDS

315

TWISTER WITH TED CRUZ

316

TAFFY ON A LOOM

317

BIG COLUMBUS ENERGY

318

DAN'S LAST STAND

319

TUESDAY NIGHT MASSACRE

320

IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION

321

AMERICAN CHEESE

322

THE HAND ON THE SOMETHING TOPICAL THAT RHYMES WITH "WALL"

323

LOOK AT MY HORSE

324

MJ AND THE WIRETAP MAN

325

2020: GROW FOR IT

326

IMPEACH THIS

327

15 FLUSHES TO MIDNIGHT

328

AND IMPEACHMENT IN A PEAR TREE

329

A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY with Helen Rosner

330

ALL THE LARGE FAILSONS

331

NO JACKET REQUIRED: A SAYS WHO IMPEACHMENT SPECIAL

332

BURNER PHONE

333

THE GREAT ESCAPE

334

A NOTE TO TIM

335

SPACE HORSE

336

THAT'S SO RUDY

337

CHEW THE NEWS

338

THE WHISTLEBLOWER COMETH

339

SaysWhosterpiece Theater presents: the Trump/Zelensky call

340

IN-GREECE-MENT PROCEEDINGS

341

THREE IS A BULLSHIT NUMBER with Ana Marie Cox

342

WIZARD SH*T

343

SQUALOR AND CHAOS

344

SAYS WHO U

345

THE FIRST ONE HUNDRED

346

99 PROBLEMS

347

THE DARK TEATIME OF THE SOUL

348

BAD NEWS EVE

349

THE GREAT GARBAGE FIRE OF THE MIND

350

DAN IN A HOT TIN CAR

351

A BAKED POTATO

352

MEET US BY THE PYRAMID

353

Rolling Out

354

LIVE FROM POD X

355

NOSFERATU 2020

356

SAYS POO

357

LEGAL IS OPTIONAL

358

GAME OF SCROTES

359

FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE with Akilah Hughes

360

NO REALLY NOW IT'S MUELLER TIME

361

JUST STICK IT IN THERE, CHAD

362

POD SAVE THE QUEEN with HAYES BROWN

363

MUELLER, MUELLER ON THE WALL

364

LET'S TAKE FLORIDA

365

THE MYSTERIOUS MR. CALAMARI

366

THINGS ARE COHEN YOUR WAY

367

OMELETTE YOU FINISH

368

A DOG AND BONER STORY

369

STATE OF THE WHOVIAN

370

F***NUT SUPERGROUP

371

LIVIN ON A PRAYER

372

HAMBERDERS

373

PRIME TIME, CRIME TIME with Lisa Tozzi

374

HERE WE GO!

375

THE NAUGHTY LIST

376

THE ONE WHERE EVERYTHING HAPPENS with HAYES BROWN

377

BARRON TRUMP, BOY DETECTIVE with SARAH WEINMAN

378

HOLDING DOWN THE MANAFORT with CHARLOTTE CLYMER

379

NO PIE FOR YOU, CHAD with KAT KINSMAN

380

HOPE OR GAS? with IMANI GANDY

381

THE 2018 ELECTION SPECIAL

382

SAYS BOO with HAL LUBLIN

383

SAVE YOUR BRAINMEAT with SWING LEFT'S AARON HUERTAS

384

A WHOLE NEW WHO with CHUCK WENDIG

385

GARBAGE RUMSPRINGA

386

SAYS TWO! WITH ANA MARIE COX!

387

FALCON, RABBIT, SHARK

388

THE SAYS WHO SUMMER READING REPORT

389

MOUNTAIN DAN

390

VLAD TO HAVE YOU

391

INTO THE WOODS

392

THE DAY OF THE JACKET

393

BRIDE OF SAYS WHO with Peter Sagal

394

THE DAYS OF OUR LIES

395

FIFTY SHADES OF SAY

396

DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

397

TAINT GOOD

398

WORKIN FOR A LIVIN

399

GOOD GRAVY

400

GET THEE TO SAM NUNBERGERY

401

A CASE OF THE WHOOPSIES IN THE PANTSIES with Ashley Feinberg

402

IN MEMO-RIAM with Spencer Ackerman

403

PAGING DOCTOR CHILL M.D.

404

THE SAYS WHO BOOK CLUB with Eve Peyser

405

Potty Magnet New Years

406

A SAYS WHO HOLIDAY GIFT: The 12 Days of Trumpmas

407

THE BLUE APRON HOLIDAY SPECIAL* with Parker Molloy

408

KATAMARI DEMOCRACY

409

THANKSGIVING STARDEWCAST

410

THE KETCHUP CONNECTION with Helen Rosner

411

INDICTMENT DAY EARLYCAST!

412

PUMPKIN SPICER

413

COPETOBER!

414

EAT THE NEWS with Hayes Brown

415

THE SAYS WHO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL with Ana Marie Cox

416

THE SAYS WHO BACK TO SCHOOL WHOTACTULAR with Laura Moser

417

DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS

418

VACATION NATION!

419

SPICEY AND THE MOOCH with Jonny Sun

420

THE PROFESSOR IS IN with Roman Mars and Elizabeth Joh

421

WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

422

THE SAYS WHO DISNEY SPECTACULAR with Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

423

NATIONAL LAMPOON’S PRESIDENTIAL VACATION with Jeff Larson, Surya Mattu, and Julia Angwin

424

A HEDGE SALAD IS A SALAD with Clara Jeffery

425

A NEW SALAD IN TOWN with Tarini Parti

426

THE MEATLOAF FILES with Helen Rosner

427

FINKER, FAILURE, F**KER, SPY with Ted Leo

428

Minicast: INSIDE THE SAYS WHO TEST KITCHEN

429

OH SHIP!

430

CUT AND RUN

431

A WEDGE SALAD IS NOT A SALAD

432

THE SILVER TRACK

433

INAUGURATION BATTLE STATIONS

434

WEE THE PEOPLE

435

FLASHLIGHTCAST IN THE DARKNESSCAST

436

THE SAYS WHO HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR

437

Nanocast: A WISH IS A DREAM YOUR HEART.... ah forget it

438

DAWN OF THE DONALD

439

THE DARKEST TIMELINE

440

SULLY, IT'S ME with Brian Stetler

441

DONALD DARKO with Olivia Nuzzi

442

THREE IS A MAGIC NUMBER with Molly Ball

443

MINICAST: RELAX WITH SAYS WHO

444

THE GHOST OF TWOoOoOoo DEBATES with Jamelle Bouie

445

SEX, TAXES, AND AUDIOBOOKS with Farai Chideya

446

THE GREAT DEBATE COASTER with Chris Hayes

447

SUPER PALS, SUPER POLLS with Josh Katz

448

MAKE ANY OTHER YEAR GREAT AGAIN ALSO with Ana Marie Cox

449

Trailer: 537 Days? Dear God. 537 Days.