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Episode 101: Peeled Grapes

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Episode 100: One Last Magical Girl Moment

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Episode 99: It’s Just Sad

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Episode 98: Hobbit on Hobbit

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Episode 97: GodBlessed Beer

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Episode 96: Rando Vibes

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Episode 95: Still the Bees

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Episode 94: Praise Them With Great Praise

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Episode 93: We Do the Thing

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Epiosde 92: A Date With a Nazgul

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Episode 91: Keep Calm and Think of Frodo

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Episode 90: Acute Depression of the Arm

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Episode 89: Does Gandalf Yolo?

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Episode 88: Only Little Murder

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Episode 87: Ultimate Evil Trilo

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Episode 86: Weed Wizard

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Episode 85: Second Best Horse

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Episode 84: Bettamir

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Episode 83: Done-Here

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Episode 82: Did You Just Say Nipples?

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Episode 81: The Single Ladies of Minas Tirith

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Drunk Tolkien 4: Mathematics and Gollum

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Movie Episode! The Two Towers

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Episode 80: Can’t Go Wrong With Tentacles

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Episode 79: Sam is Real Good

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Episode 78: When You Wish Upon Your Daddy

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Episode 77: Tourist Observation Deck

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Episode 76: Make a U Turn, Precious

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Episode 75: The Fish Tolkien Podcast

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Episode 74: Tolkien Gets to Flex

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Episode 73: Frodo’s Twilight Moment

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Episode 72: Lubricate the Ol’ Pipe

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Episode 71: Fish and Subjugation

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Episode 70: Gollum-Off Round One

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Episode 69: One Does Not Ride Shadowfax, He Rides You

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Episode 68: Enter Through the Door, Exit Through the Roof

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Episode 67: Just-in-Case-Pipe!

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Episode 66 – Yay Friendship!

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Episode 65: A Forest and a Hard Place

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Episode 64: Háma For President 2020

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Episode 63: A Great Betrayal

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Episode 62: The Birds and the Bees and the Trees

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Episode 61: The Apple of His Eye

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Episode 60: Wingfoot Longshanks…Potter?

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Episode 59: Gimli is my Baby

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Bonus Episode: Down to Two

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Episode 58: Struck a Silmaril

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Episode 57: I2I

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Episode 56: Splish Splash

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Episode 55: Blame Celeborn!

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Episode 54: Dominating Hobbit

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Episode 53: Pull an Elf

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Episode 52: Stab a Hobbit

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Episode 51: No One Likes Pit Pats

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Episode 50: Don’t Blow Your Horn Early

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Episode 49: The Longest Meeting of All Time

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Episode 48: Magical Girl Glorfindel

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Episode 47: Anyways, They Continue Walking

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Episode 46: They’re Multiplying

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Episode 45: These Are My Sons

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Episode 44: KnoBob

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Episode 43: Tom Bombadil’s Yelp

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Episode 42: Tom Bombadil is Waiting

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Episode 41: Slutty Willow Tree

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Episode 40: Arts and Crafty Hobbits

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Drunk Tolkien Episode 2: The (Animated) Hobbit

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Episode 39: *Insert Nazgul Noise*

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Episode 38: Quenglish

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Episode 37: Don’t Abuse the Doom

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Episode 36: Secret Pizza, Safe Pizza

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Episode 35: Frodo is the Best

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Episode 34: Behold, this is the Battle of Five Armies!

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Episode 33: Son of Crack!

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Episode 32: Alexa, Play Into the West

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Episode 31: Azog Dies and Everyone Lives Happily Ever After

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Episode 30: The Ponies Will Get Their Revenge

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Episode 29: Something to Look Forward To

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Episode 28: Goth Elves

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Episode 27: So, You Want to Read NOT Tolkien?

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Episode 26: Woooooo, High as Balls

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Episode 25: The Hobbit…but with Guns

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Episode 24: German Bedtime Stories

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Episode 23: Carve it Into My Bones

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Episode 22: Going on a Dragon Hunt

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Episode 21: Keanu’s Apprentice

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Drunk Tolkien Episode 1: The Silmarillion

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Episode 20: Minas…..whatever

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Episode 19: The Family Tree of Trees

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Episode 18: Frickity Frack

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Episode 17: The Answer is Always Doom

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Episode 16: Magical Friendship Necklace

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Episode 15: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

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Episode 14: The Worst Episode of Sesame Street

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Episode 13 – The Goodest of Good Boys

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Episode 12: The Secret SECRET Place

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Episode 11: Emo Goth Elf

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Episode 10: Glamping

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Episode 09: They’re Only HALF-Cousins

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Episode 08: Daddy Morgoth

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Episode 07: The Oathiest of Oaths; The Speechiest of Speeches

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