All Episodes

Masters of the Universe (2026) - Our Podcast Journey Comes Full Circle

Gunhed - OH! The green goop lady is inside the bio-droid! Then who is inside the flying hamburgers?

Trucks - In the Trucks vs Chopper War there are no winners

Riding the Bullet - But please don't

Maximum Overdrive - Coach should've kept his eye on the can

Death Run - Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

Final Destination: Bloodlines - Leaning Tower of Street Pizza

Year in Review - Year 11!

Wu Tang Vs. Ninja - So moon blood CAN turn you into a walking boner! I knew it!

The Concorde... Airport '79 - 79 Airport movies is a LOT

Final Destination 5 - Trying something new? Nope? Ok.

The Octagon - Worst ninja corporation ever. Can they file for bankruptcy?

Super Ninja - I'll have the Soup AND the Ninja

The Final Destination - I'd like to get off here, please.

Demons - TOTALLY not zombies, though.

Troll 2 - This time, go ahead and piss on hospitality.

Finding Mrs. Clause - maybe look for the orgy room, Chris

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom - This buddy cop movie is getting in the way of my stinker!

Air Force One - OMG DON'T LET THAT HIGH GUY FLY THE PLANE!

Final Destination 3: Love Rollercoaster

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai - And the Snooze Button of Chaos!

Cabin Pressure - As boring as that guy who talks to you on the airplane

War of the Worlds (2025) - Man....COVID really really sucked.

Wanted: Dead or Alive - Making Bon Jovi look like Mozart

Crash Landing - Look out atoll!

Final Destination 2: But this time, death is going in reverse. Diabolical!

Nightbreed - These monsters need a new prophecy

Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 - Tray tables up?

Year in Review - Year 10!

Final Destination - Death should take a holiday...a permanent vacation?

12 to Midnight - Bronzi and the case of who killed his Tummy

Air Rage - In which Ice-T takes a nap on a plane. Someone else is gonna have to land this plane...

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man - Vroom, vroom, puff, puff

The Electric State - A movie that says out loud to stop watching Netflix

Episode 627 - The March 2025 Unspecial!

Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal. This plane's going down just like Fred Durst's career!

Dancing Ninja - Sho Kosugi should've popped and locked more

A Murder of Crows - Just sell your novel and use the funds to fight injustice, stupid

Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying...and plot!

Supervized - Look, no one wants to get old but this movie is worse than that.

Fanatic (AKA Last Horror Film) - Movie can't decide what it's title is, let alone what it's saying

Fair Game - See - Divorce court can get you killed. Stay married!

Happy New Year - My mind is bonkers, because you aren't telling a story!

Elves - My grandpa is Heinrich Himmler? And he's my dad? And I'm Rosemary? And I'm going to prison? Xmas sucks, dude.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation - Start by vacuuming

Black Friday - Does not star Ice Cube, racist

Alone in the Dark - Or Just Close the Damn Door!

A Return to Salem's Lot - Wonder how they address regional sports?

The Mangler - Why are all these sheets so bloody...and posessed???

Split Second - Somehow the Villain's confusing Venom look is only the fifth nuttiest thing

Hobgoblins - Making Munchie and Trumpy Look Good Since 1988

Splatter University - Student Debt Just Went Up

Comin' At Ya - Oh, I guess you already left the theater

If Looks Could Kill - Well, LA Looks CAN kill

Jackpot - Grand Death Lotto is a better movie, Rockstar!

Thunder - Why'd you take his pants off, Thunder?

Final Justice - A cheap trip to Malta is to just do murder there.

Tarot - A wet torn bag of chips covered in runny dookie

Conquest - Someone just give those pooches a home!

Robowar - So it's not a ripoff of West Side Story, I guess

Twisters - Nados coming again, Oklahoma!

Junior - The dog's name was Junior

State Park - The summer version of ski movies

R.O.T.O.R. - Coldyron, you're one tough cop/doctor/engineer/rancher/captain/cowboy/philosopher!

A Family Affair - Not even white noise is this unremarkable

Alley Cat - Park Prey

Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator - Boot Betty in the Bunsen Burner

Madame Web - Failed to predict my devastating boredom

Atlas - Shrug

Robot Jox - This Jox's for you

Highlander: The Final Dimension - The Nonsense Returns

Year 9 in Review!

The Rage - Good thing anti-American militias have such terrible plans

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama - Not as slimey as lead to believed

Rollerball - Could be the worst movie of all time

Roadhouse (2024) - Dalton should've packed more shirts

Riding the Bus with my Sister - Wait, isn't this just a Hallmark movie?

Tiptoes - Nobody puts Oldman in the sofa, baby

Blown Away - Bombs, sure, but not the way they wanted

Ishtar - Ishnotsobad?

Lisa Frankenstein - It's pronounced LEE-SAW!

Night Teeth - Ugh, valley girl vampires are so passe.

Action USA - All Action, All the Time

New York Ninja - Powdered Egg Vengeance

Annabelle - I am NecraZul, Lord Demon of the LA Rams and Tea Parties

Highlander II - Immortal Space Laser Conspiracy Theory

Double Trouble - It takes two, baby

Detective Knight: Redemption - Go how you wanna go, Bruce

The Christmas Consultant - Don't Hassel Your Christmas Man

Elf-Man - Better than socks, I guess

Highlander - Listen first before sending death threats

Dirty O'Neil - It's not his police work that's dirty - it's his d---

Bloodfist III - Forced to Watch

Rockula - Maybe don't turn into a bat, Ralphie

Blood Hook - Sinker Madness

Curse 3: Blood Sacrifice - You’re not Pangaing your way out of this one

Vamps - Undead dating can be such a bummer

Repo Jake - Repo my heart, Jake, but never my undies!

Sword of the Valiant - Yeah, but why though?

High Spirits - Gave us mild nausea

Gas Pump Girls - Better go to college, kids

Extraterrestrial Visitors - The Trumpyiest Show, but in a good way

The Rookie - Its a Buttendectomy

The Tomb - The Mummy moves to LA for its high quality blood?

Strike Commando 2 - The Gullible Plot

Anaconda - Serone Lives!

Deep Rising - didn't create any deep pockets

Strike Commando - Cut it out!

Secret Agent Club - NatSec doesn't look good, President Clinton.

The Phantom Empire - A 9 year old's fever dream

Tammy and the T-Rex - Dino's don't fly, Brian

The King's Daughter - Hire a barber, not a mermaid!

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity - Gotta hit the head....room

Year 8 in Review!

American Ninja 5 - Little Ninja Men

Night Game - We're talking baseball!

No Escape - No chicks allowed

Slime City - Bring a barf bag, Laurie

Cocaine Bear - Winnie the Pooh loved his honey, so....

An Appointment with Death - Press 2 to Cancel

American Ninja 4 - Ninja manliness wars!

The Dirt - Whose wiener is this anyways?

Primal Rage - Sasquatch is so lonely

American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt - Wanna hunt some blood this weekend, Phil?

211 - Swirlie receiver takes down international crime

The Gingerdead Man - Three key ingredients of murder cookies

Feeders 2: Slay Bells - Jeff Goldblum has nothing on Santa

Violent Night - Santa ain't got time for your heist

Any Given Sunday Part 2 - Ghost of Football Awesome

Any Given Sunday Part 1 - Bring your gator to work day

Old - Nobody brought adult diapers!!!!!

Knock Off - WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE?

Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror - Blood and Beer Volcano!

Uninvited - CAT JUSTICE!!!!

Rock of Ages - Butt Rock in more ways than one

Perfect - Maybe the 80's weren't that good

Morbius - Just be bat-men, guys

3 Ninjas Kick Back - Kicked Out

Hell Behind Bars - I'd rather go to actual prison

Drive - it ain't about cars, but its about awesome

The Flintstones - Its a yabba dabba don't time

Gone in 60 Seconds (1974) - I was gone in 20

Cannonball! - Or Belly Flop!

Shakedown - Dirty cops and human meat in NYC

Thrashin' - Clean up Venice Beach, please

200 M.P.H. - Not so fast

The Legend of Billie Jean - She ain't anybody's lover

Gleaming the Cube - Thrashing the Room

Volcano: Fire on the Moutain - Cortano!

Moving NOT Movies Episode 8 - The last duel

Moving not Movies Episode 7 - Black Bolt should shut up

Moving NOT Movies Episode 6 - The best of the last 10 years

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - Broke my brain

Moving NOT Movies Episode 5 - We inch closer

Moving NOT Movies Episode 4 - Its Showtime, Dammit

Moving NOT Movies Episode 3 - Tyler Durden is a flight risk

Moving Not Movies Episode 2 - Sam hates Wheels of Time

Moving NOT Movies Episode 1 - Don't Go to Wyoming

Lifeguard - Not Baywatch

Rage and Honor 2: Koi'rate

Rage and Honor - Sister Justice?

Gator - Ballad of Bones and Smiley

White Lightning - Drunk Vengeance

Moonfall - So where's Adele and James Bond?

51st State - POS 51 is right

Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects - Rolex Ala' Mode

Alien Resurrection - Horny science....in space!

Home Sweet Home Alone - Barbara Streisand's House

Die Hard 2 - Is dying soft an option?

Deep Blue Sea - Sharks love to party

Mad Dog Time - Questionable Decision Time

Fast Getaway - A lesson in a need for mothers

Aladdin - I wish I wasn't such a bad person, Daddy

Lady in the Water - Stinker Madness Rerun

The Terror Within II - Daddy's home, Monster Baby

Candyman - Not the bees!

Dragonheart - Death by cheese cart!

The Terror Within - The Texas Legislature should watch this

Vibes - Only the wrong ones

Beastmaster III - Dar isn't in control of anything

Terminal Exposure - HOT TUB LIMO!!!

Cop and a Half - Never cross the streams, kid?

White Tiger - The Zelchong are coming for you

Penitentiary - They ripped off Justin's novel!

Jungleground - The Magmaknockers were better

Space Truckers - Liquid Beef, cute but not the real thing.

The Forbidden Dance - How we solve global warming

Roar - Joe Exotic's wet dream but our nightmare

Bare Knuckles - Pizza Hut's Bag o' Pizza for 2

Yor: The Hunter from the Future - Stinker Madness Rerun

The Return of Swamp Thing - Stinker Madness Rerun

Swamp Thing - Stinker Madness Rerun

Dangerous Men - The Hunt for Black Pepper

Conan the Destroyer - You're Welcome, Zach Snyder

Looker - Stick to advertising, guys

Runaway - Roomba's gone awry!

DOA - Wait, where's the jiggle physics?

Double Dragon - The Power of Robert Patrick's future hair

Top Gun - aka Third Grade

Iron Eagle - Plane Nonsense

The Demolitionist - Dark Angel or Dark Brain-eating Zombie?

Dirty Dancing Part 2 - Stalking Baby and Her Dad

Dirty Dancing Part 1 - Lawrence Welk's Church and Prostitution Camp

End of Days - The Devil IS the Reject

Stay Tuned - or Just Listen Now

The Ice Pirates - Don't pirate the movie

Steel Dawn - Where does all the meat come from?

Krull - Gun Swords, NOPE!

Night Hunter - How vampires went extinct

Messenger of Death - BLOOD FEUD!!!!!!!

Squeeze Play - Its a pickle

Joysticks - The Friar Tuck addiction story

Reindeer Games - Rudy finds his nose

Christmas Twister - Wind Spans and Weather Speeds

Santa's Summer House - Santa kidnaps karate people

The Cartier Affair - As good as Grape Nuts

Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold - It's---ran out of room

Coronasode 15 - The Beast of Teen Wolf

King Solomon's Mine - Adventure for Hire

Sundown: You Better Take Care

Hell of the Living Dead - Hold on to your lunch!

Witchery - Evil Dead 4?

Wish Upon - Hope you like Teen Witch

The Rift - Literally in an octopus' garden

Tango & Cash - Stinker Madness Rerun

Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding - worst revenge plan ever

Coronasode 14 - Will they ever end?

The Last Dragon - Stinker Madness Rerun

National Treasure - The Pipe is Mightier than the Sword

Templar Nation - needs to be a big deal

Outcast - Winner of the worst wig award

Thank God it's Friday - Club Zoo needs a better bouncer

The Nest - The Bug-A-Whack Festival goes as expected

Condorman - Stinker Madness Rerun

Artemis Fowl - Bad way to start the decade

Coronasode #13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Track of the Moon Beast - Brain clouds are better than moon brain

Girl in Gold Boots - Don't go to haunted house dance clubs

Carry On Columbus - Britain's Worst Film is Way Better than the US's

Tomboy - Stinker Madness Rerun

Coronasode #12 - Troll Orgy

The Last Shark - Quint knows explosions

Coronasode - Nacho Vidal's bad day

Graduation Day - You passed track, now die

Coronasode #10 - Sam can't find the bathroom

Sorceress - Way past the line and Hall of Fame worthy

Coronasode #9 - Kitty goes missing

Dolemite - Pass that J over, D

Coronasode #8 - Screw you, Vermont!

The Cat from Outer Space - I'm Allergic

Coronasode #7 - The Happy Wiener Show

The Final Sanction - We've gone full pubes

Coronasode #6 - Sharlie loves me

TNT Jackson - Miss Jackson if you're nasty

Coronasode #5 - Ghost Huntin'

The Wizard - Tommy/Rain Man/Pee Wee/Easy Rider

Coronasode #4 - 47 Meters in the Negative; Uncaged

Rage to Kill - Never mess with doctoral candidates

Coronasode #3 - It's your birthday! Great job!

Truck Turner - Hopper Poppin'

Coronasode #2 - Redemption?

Ghoulies IV - Dante was full of crap, man

Episode 415 - Coronasode #1 - The Watchmen fail

Firecracker - Like holding a Black Cat for too long

Year 6 in Review: Part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Year 6 in Review: Part 1

Ice Cream Man - Don't stop him when he's passing by

2019 SMABFA Awards

From Justin to Kelly - Or How to Cause a Riot in Miami

Navy Seals - Frat Boys with Guns

The Black Hole - Plot can't escape it

Beyond the Law - Beyond the Bananas

The Three Musketeers - Mwahahh, The French

Cats - Reverse Furie Conversion Therapy

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 - The Story of Ricky

Santa Claus: The Podcast

Santa With Muscles - Vigisantaism

The Peanut Butter Solution - Our most nonsensical to date

King Ralph - Worse than being Henry VIII's wife

Rambo: Last Blood - Better Kill Them Twice

Baby Geniuses - Parents Just Don't Understand

2019 Spooktacular - The Pumpkinhead Reboot

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Weird Gay Adventure

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - Frampton Comes Dead

Druids - When do the druids show up?

Black Dog - The best bad truckin' movie ever

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - or How To Save the World

The Adventures of Pluto Nash - "Adventures" is a strong word

Angel has Fallen - The Last Banning?

Hobbs and Shaw - 2/3 full of Bald Bros or 1/3 empty of Bald Bros?

Convoy - So...where are we going, anyways?

Prom Night II - Hello Mary Lou, Goodbye Plot

Dark Angel - Addicted to Human Crack!

Breaker! Breaker! - What's your 20 on the Pickle Park?

Voyage of the Rock Aliens - Countdown to Music Videos

Peacekeeper - Dolph can't die, literally

Steele Justice - Dance of the 3-Step

Love Potion No. 9 - Gary is the hero

Diggstown - The Greatest Trick the Devil Pulled

Pass Thru - The Ditch Folk are Taking Over

Gas-s-s-s! - or - The Baby Boomers are hypocrites

The Jackie is Gone so Sam can Talk about MCU and Star Wars Not Special

Men of War - It's batshit, literally

Bubba Ho-Tep - The plot has left the building

Year 5 in Review: Part 2

Year 5 in Review: Part 1

Dune - You gotta keep the angel dust flowing!

Teen Wolf Too - Tony Danza's origin story

Running Scared - Retreat Annoyed

The Lost Empire - The Worst Infinity Gauntlet Ever

2018 SMABFA Awards

Short Circuit - Our childhood actually sucked

Theodore Rex - Careers going extinct in real-time

Picasso Trigger - More boobs but less Abilene

Who Killed Captain Alex? - Also, who was Captain Alex?

Burlesque - a 10 on mediocrity!

Batman & Robin - It's the children's fault

Angels' Brigade - Or is it Revenge?

Hard Cash - Hard Pass

Batman Forever - More butts and nipples!

I Believe in Santa Claus - I don't believe this movie, though

Deck the Halls - Your dick is out

Batman Returns - Without Batman!

The Happening - No One Knows

Howard the Duck - What is it?

The Charles Bronson Unspectacular

Howling II: Wait..hold on. MY Sister's a Werewolf?

Exorcist II: The Heretic - Satan is a nepotistic boss

The Midnight Man - He's a lonely monster, be his friend.

The Return of Swamp Thing - You got owned, Wes

Swamp Thing - Budget in the Bayou!

Collision Course - Not Rush Hour

Rent-a-Cop - Oh Burt...

Predator 2 - Murtaugh vs the teenage alien

Slender Man - Not the trees! Not the trees!

St. Elmo's Fire - The Everest of Unholy Buttholes

Miami Connection - Ninjas, drugs, music and fashion!

The Stinker Madness "Sorry about this Week, Get Ready for Next Week" Special

To Catch a Yeti - And a Child Murderer

American Hunter - Don't date Jake. He's a jerk.

The Hurricane Heist - They still are making movies bad. Huh.

Rampage - Giant Ape Balls Ahead!

Foodfight! - Sanctioned by the United Nations

Deathstalker II - Are you adopted?

The Rage: Carrie 2 - The Idiot AND Impossible Plot

The Karate/Martial Arts Unspecial

America 3000 - Sam and Justin's "Citizen Kane"

Hawkeye - When in Vegas, don't - just don't

Eragon - Use the Force, Caleb!

Year 4 in Review: Part 2

Year 4 in Review: Part 1

Savage Streets - A top heavy, genre bender

Space Jam - Jamming in Space is MIA

No Holds Barred - The FCC might have some problems here

The Running Man - The Scott Norwood of Sci-Fi Movies

Speed Racer - See underrated in the dictionary

Radical Jack - Jack is not Radical, but the film is!

Double Down - Tuna fish can do bad things

Hackers - Making Mark Zuckerberg look cool since 1995!

Fist of the Vampire - Lay off the presets, Len!

2017 SMABFAs

Last Action Hero - So close to perfection

Simon Sez - Simon never says "Simon Says"

The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh - There is no giant fish, Jackie

Cliffhanger - The Hot Tub Party That Changed the World

Zardoz - Utopia is an illusion, dudes

Beastmaster 2 - Dar hails a taxi

Steel - We'd rather have you just slam it, Shaq

Christmas Evil - I Saw Mommy get Santa's Beard on Her Knee

Jingle All the Way - Booster Sucks, yo!

Double Team - Baby Grenades Ahead

Lady in the Water - M. Knight's "The Room"

Pet Sematary - Lotta history in that film, yeah

Phenomenon - Sure Ain't That

Friday the 13th V - WTF is this?

Sleepwalkers - Starring Clovis, Attack Cat

Geostorm - Where's the Geos?

Saw - Happy 300th Episode to Us...

Belly of the Beast - Yup, there's a wizard

The Barbarians - The Jersey Shore Invades Conan

The Lawnmower Man - Drugs and VR make you a genius

Maniac Cop - Or Gross Face II

Speed 2: Cruise Control - Your mom is a speedboat

Real Men - Really, really funny

Return of the Living Dead - True Story?

Fateful Findings - ????

Red Sonja - More like Bed Sonja...zzz

Speed Zone - Come for the comedy - Revel in the stunts

Battleship - Not a good plan - W/ Special Guest, Joe Fulgham!

Gwendoline - Loses her clothes in the Land of Bananas

9 Deaths of the Ninja - Love murder? Join DART!

Rage of Honor - Clearly NOT a ninja movie...not

Cool as Ice - Oh god, the early 90s stunk

Days of Thunder

Face/Off - It's more Face/On

Shanghai Surprise - No surprises here, its stinks

Con Air - More like Butt Hair

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Fate of the Furious - Bonkers requested and delivered

Year 3 in Review: Part 2

Year 3 in Review: Part 1

Cutthroat Island - The Idiot Pirate Caper

Prelude to Cutthroat Island

Armageddon - Bad science is eclipsed by grossness

Prelude to Armageddon

Congo - Diamonds are a trashcan's worst friend

Prelude to Congo

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Bloody Hilarious

Prelude to Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

The Great Wall - Bad Movie Field Trip

Twister - We'll Miss You, Bill Paxton

Encino Man - Proof positive that weed works

Prelude to Encino Man

2016 SMABFAs

Gymkata - Don't let Trump watch this

Prelude to Gymkata

She-Devil - The 80's strike down women again!

Prelude to She-Devil

Odds and Evens - Legit Comedy Shenanigans

Prelude to Odds and Evens

Tango & Cash - Romance & Splosions

Prelude to Tango & Cash

2012 - Bad acting is the apocalypse

Prelude to 2012

Black Christmas - A real family Xmas, if you're a psycho

Prelude to Black Christmas

3000 Miles to Graceland - How to ruin Elvis

Prelude to 3000 Miles to Graceland

ThanksKilling - Damn the Pilgrims!

Prelude to Thankskilling

Deuces Wild - A new low in tough guys

Prelude to Deuces Wild

88 Minutes - Call Campus Security, Pacino is a pervert

Prelude to 88 Minutes

Blood Freak

Prelude to Blood Freak

Order of the Black Eagle

Prelude to Order of the Black Eagle

Condorman - the fondue of Disney films

Prelude to Condorman

American Ninja 2: Attack of the Ninja Clones

Prelude to American Ninja 2: The Confrontation

Unmasking the Idol - Like a golden Buddha filled with pirate treasure

Prelude to Unmasking the Idol

Ninja III: The Domination - The Worst Cannon movie?

Prelude to Ninja III: The Domination

Glitter - It can't overpower the lameness

Prelude to Glitter

Firewalker - So not funny, it's funny

Prelude to Firewalker

Commando - The pinnacle of stupid action movies

Prelude to Commando

Dreamer: The Tears of Boredom

Prelude to Dreamer

Dante's Peak - Just leave Grandma, please.

Prelude to Dante's Peak

Volcano - What's a movie?!

Prelude to Volcano

License to Drive - Like a trip to the DMV

Prelude to License to Drive

Rambo III - Genocidal Team-Up!

Prelude to Rambo III

Troll 2 - Best Worst Movie? Damn close.

Prelude to Troll 2

Mommie Dearest - Sorta not good, and totally lame

Prelude to Mommie Dearest

Independence Day: Resurgence - Bad Movie Field Trip

The Last Dragon - Who's got the glow?

Prelude to The Last Dragon

Deadliest Prey - Danton & Lil Danton Do it Again

Prelude to Deadliest Prey

967-EVIL 2 - Grossface vs Sticky Pants

Prelude to 976-EVIL 2

The Dead Pool - When crotchety writes a movie

Prelude to The Dead Pool

Punisher: War Zone - The opposite of punishment

Prelude to Punisher: War Zone

Supergirl - Now with Derp powers

Prelude to Supergirl

Superman IV: The Quest for Sanity

Prelude to Superman IV

She - Genre mashup with Toren Atkinson

Prelude to She

Purple Rain - More Prince, Please

Prelude to Purple Rain

Tomboy - When exactly did rape become illegal?

Prelude to Tomboy

Gods of Egypt - Bad Movie Field Trip

Year 2: Year in Review Part 2

Year 2: Year in Review: Part 1

Deadbeat at Dawn - Violence and Vanity

Prelude to Deadbeat at Dawn

Gone with the Pope - When Quality Levels Collide

Prelude to Gone with the Pope

Vampire's Kiss - Insane Role = Insane Performace

Prelude to Vampire's Kiss

Street Trash - An affront to morals and bums

Prelude to Street Trash

Q: The Flying Hot Dog Turtle

Prelude to Q

American Ninja w/ Joe Fulgham from Caustic Soda

Prelude to American Ninja

Turkey Shoot - You failed at Bad Guy School, didn't you?

Prelude to Turkey Shoot

2015 SMABFAs

Jem and the Holograms - Nice Moral, Bad Delivery

Prelude to Jem and the Holograms

Starship Troopers - Verhoeven's Opus

Prelude to Starship Troopers

Point Break (1991) - Gimme Dominic and Brian any day

Prelude to Point Break (1991)

Point Break (2015)

Sssssss - The S is silent

Prelude to Sssssss

The Apple - So God Drives a Bentley?

Prelude to The Apple

Yor: The Hunter from the Future - Hey, He's Awesome!

Prelude to Yor: The Hunter from the Future

Dreamcatcher Part 2 - We are stumped

Dreamcatcher Part 1 - Man vs Poop

Prelude to Dreamcatcher

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever - Kick that Cat!

Prelude to Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

Biggle's Adventure in Time - Don't ask questions

Prelude to Biggles Adventures in Time

Mac and Me - Even their home planet doesn't want them

Prelude to Mac and Me

C.H.O.M.P.S. - Home burglary is the lesser of the evils

Prelude to CHOMPS

Galgameth - or How to Destroy Your Own Castle

Prelude to Galgameth

Spookies - 1/3 Hosts Approved!

Prelude to Spookies

Queen of the Damned - Sexy vampires enjoy golden showers

Prelude to Queen of the Damned

Jurassic World - Bad Movie Field Trip with Gramps & Tucker

Halloween III - More questions that you can shake Stonehenge at!

Prelude to Halloweeen III: Season of the Witch

The Fantastic Four - Buried Treasure

Prelude to The Fantastic Four

Driven - Drove us to diarrheatown

Prelude to Driven

Midnight Ride - Paging Doctor Bananas

Prelude to Midnight Ride

Killer Workout - High gym fees are killer!

Prelude to Killer Workout

Mortal Kombat: Annhilation - Boredal Kumquat

Prelude to Mortal Kombat: Annhilation

Ed - Because kids are dumb, right?

Prelude to Ed

Hell Comes to Frogtown - A Masterpiece

Prelude to Hell Comes to Frogtown

I Know Who Killed Me - AKA Doppel Bang Her

Prelude to I Know Who Killed Me

Seven - The first 83 minutes are great!

Prelude to Seven

Near Dark - More Bill Paxton please

Prelude to Near Dark

Road House - Pain Don't Hurt, but Throat Rips do

Prelude to Roadhouse

Johnny Mnemonic - Downloading 320GB to a VCR Tape? Uhm...what?

Prelude to Johnny Mnemonic

Corvette Summer - A little white trash love story

Prelude to Corvette Summer

Can't Stop the Music - You Can't Stop The Nuts

Prelude to Can't Stop the Music

Hard Ticket to Hawaii - Don't forget, there's a snake in this movie!

Prelude to Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Stone Cold -Your mullet won't help here, Boz

Prelude to Stone Cold

Zombeavers - Get these people off my TV!

Prelude to Zombeavers

Slipstream - Buried in this mess is a good movie

Prelude to Slipstream

Captain America - Steve Rogers is a real buffoon

Prelude to Captain America

Universal Soldier - Zombie buns are too hot

Prelude to Universal Soldier

American Kickboxer 2 - Most elaborate Wobby-H ever conceived

Prelude to American Kickboxer 2

The Wraith - Ghosts of Vengeance drive sweet rides and like boobs

Prelude to The Wraith

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls - An Unfortunate Must See

Prelude to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Megaforce - Deeds not Words...what deeds??!?!

Furious 7 - Bad Movie Field Trip

Prelude to Megaforce

Year 1: Year in Review: Part 2

The Fast and the Furious (1955) - No Relation

Prelude to The Fast and the Furious (1955)

Year 1: Year in Review: Part 1

Xanadu - A Microcosm of Itself

Prelude to Xanadu

2 Movies for the Price of 1 - The Delta Force

Prelude to The Delta Force

It's Kitty Litter - Catwoman

Prelude to Catwoman

It's Turkey Time! - Gigli

Prelude to Gigli

We've finally found the WMDs! Hell Squad

Prelude to Hell Squad

An unstoppable killing machine wins our hearts - Deadly Prey

Prelude to Deadly Prey

Lady Invasion Shitholeistan - Mercenaries

Prelude to Mercenaries

Gymnastics can't defeat a monster shrouded in farts - Beowulf

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One Crazy Mullet VS Not Chuck Norris VS Everyone Else - Undefeatable

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Tumbling and bugs in your hair will make you a star - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

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Men in sewers with axes need to get more organized - Cobra

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Zero Ratings Need to Be Allowed on IMDB - The Star Wars Holiday Special

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He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

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A child murders 4 adults and laughs about it - Home Alone 3

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The Feel Good Comedy Hit of the Year - The Wicker Man

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Watch a man commit career suicide - The Love Guru

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Epic Model Work Leads to the Dumbest Plot Reveal Ever - Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

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Left Behind - Bad Movie Field Trip Special

Dereks don't run, but they drool alot - Bad Taste

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For the love of God, just give him what he wants! The Leprechaun Movie Review

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A space ship full of Jawas and Cortana/EDI/Data/C-3PO all get hacked up to bits - Jason X Movie Review

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Proving street racing just isn't good for anyone - Need for Speed

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Academy award winners disappoint us with their quality goodness - Splash

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One man wants revenge, the other just wants to hold him AND punch guys - Showdown in Little Tokyo

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Bad Movie Field Trip - Expendables 3

5 Super Stars Reenact Speed and a Man Eats His Boogies - Spice World

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Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time - Malibu Express

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It's a Trucker Movie through the Nuclear Wasteland - Damnation Alley

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Streisand Ego Attack! A Star is Born Movie Review

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Ausploitation at its best - The Man From Hong Kong Movie Review

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You've been duped! This movie is not good! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Movie Review - Special Guests Shaun and Chelsea

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Terribly Awesome - Flash Gordon Movie Review

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John Stamos is an action star? Gene Simmons has boobies? Never Too Young To Die Movie Review

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Sharon Stone can't stay alive, Craig T. Nelson knows karate and Jericho Jackson mills around - Action Jackson Bad Movie Review

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The ASPCA has a heart attack - The Beastmaster Movie Review with Special Guests Jeff and Tucker

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Is this the Worst Movie Ever Made - The Noah Movie Review Special

Not enough slap-fighting and get Ja Rule off my TV - Half Past Dead Movie Review

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The Ground Zero of Awesomely Bad Movies - Deathrace 2000 Movie Review

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Top That! She's pure evil it turns out - Teen Witch Movie Review

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Mick Jagger and Emilio (The Mighty Ducks man) go for Oscar gold - Freejack Bad Movie Review

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Truckin', Wrastling and Bad Parenting - Over the Top Bad Movie Review

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There's a reason no one watched this - Bending the Rules Bad Movie Review

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Let's Blow Up the Suburbs - Invasion USA Movie Review

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No budget equals no Eternia - Masters of the Universe Movie Review

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