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Swish Edition — 284 episodes
Jason Voorhees' Least Favorite Friday
Lipstick on the Airbag
Hot Fun in the Summertime
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Sheer Vitality, Charisma, and Rock Star Attitude
Cross-Eyed Bear
Past Performance Does Not Guarantee Future Results
Rock Lobster
A SWISH EXTRA - The "Michael" Biopic Review
Thank You For Your Attention to This Matter
Play It As It Lies
Celebrity Overload and Chicken Coops
Never Complain, Never Explain
Petalpalooza…and Other Pink Things
Old Dogs, New Tricks
A Carefully Curated Collection
I Find Your Fondness for Fondue Phenomenal
Blissfully Unaware
Love For Sale, With a Twist
Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams
It All Starts with a Florida Man
Outback Toilet Shattered a Penis, Annoying Wedding at 35,000 Feet, and GLP-1 Drugs Save Airlines Millions
The Very Last Episode of 2025
AI Generated Commercials, Last Minute Gift Ideas, Pantone's Curious Color of the Year
Fart Walks, Kidults, Rage Bait, AI Slop Recipes, and The Christmas Countdown
The Thanksgiving Special
Jonas Bros. Christmas Movie, Product Placement on TV, Target Employees Must Smile
Kim Kardashian and Hulu's Hate Watchers, Starbucks' Bearistas, The Correct Thanksgiving Menu
Southwest's Nut Problem, Mariah Carey Says It's Time, Oreo's Thanksgiving Cookies, and More
Yellowstone Creator Leaves Paramount, Suzanne Somers' Clone, and Staying at the Poltergeist House
The Faux Pubic Hair Thong, Halloween Costume Trends, and Space Debris Hits Plane
Kim Kardashian's New Hulu Drama, Cocktails Paired with Mocktails, and Boo Buckets
Bride-To-Be Banned From Carnival Cruises, Dolly Parton Health Scare, and the $120 Bloody Mary
Raw Dogging That Flight, Madonna's Praying Excuse, and Kill Bill Returns as Intended
NYC's Subway Surfing Problem, Travis Kelce's Wood, and Diddy's Punishment
The Dog-Led Horror Movie, Black Rabbit's Historic Building, and Taylor Swift Takes Over Late Night
Bare Feet on a Plane, Bear Week's Winner, and Taco Bell's Tacolate
A.I. Taking Over Hollywood, McDonald's Monopoly, and Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Split
Kids Can't Tell Time; Halloween Candy Trends, and the Saudi Arabia Comedy Controversy
Dolly's Postponement, Bad Bunny and the Super Bowl, and Serena's Cotton Debate
Apple Pulls The Savant, Michelob Ultra Beats Modelo, and Dolly Spends $50MM on a New Ride
KPOP Demon Hunters Break Records, Return to The Brandy Bunch, and Sean Combs' Desperate Plea
Charlie Sheen's Crazy Life, Star Wars at the Sphere, and Taylor Swift's Genius Move
The Mermaids Have Been Saved, the Siegfried & Roy TV Series, Madonna Will Dance Again
Fall Has Arrived, Eminem Sues Meta, and the UFC To Take Over White House
AirPods Security Concerns, a $10,000 AirBnB Bill, and Publishers Clearing House's Bankruptcy
Creeping Hand Murder, PETA Calls Out the 'Hot Ones' Show, and Julia Garner Becomes Madonna
Airline Crew Coffee Ban, Snoopy's Own Airport, and Tin Can Telephones
Part 2: Fall's Hot New TV Shows
Part 1: Fall's Hot New TV Shows
What We Did on Our Summer Vacation, PLUS, How the Backstreet Boys Saved Las Vegas
Cracker Barrel Insanity, the Inane Internet, Dolly Parton's Taco Bell Order, and Chicken Jellybeans
Season 16 Trailer
Howard Returns, Podcasters' Tax Break, Freedom for Dolphins, and Pumpkin Spice Everything
Nudist Camp Murder, Dolly in Vegas, Escaped Alligator, and Much More
Jeff Bezos' Italian Mess, Trump Mobile, Sharknado Comes to Life and Much More
Bomb Scare on Spirit, Las Vegas Strip Shootout, Mr. Beast Rents Disneyland, and more
Safari Attack, High Flying Drama, and Controversial Pardons
Mayonnaise Murder, Wiener 500, Toilet Tank Flowers, Allergy Antics, and Bye Bye Penny
They're Justified and They're Ancient and They Drive an Ice Cream Van
Let's Have a Kiki
That's What Friends Are For
Don't Carry Me Too Far Away
If We Weren't All Crazy We Would Go Insane
Ignite the Light
Living in a Powder Keg and Giving Off Sparks
Video Killed the Radio Star
Girl You Know It's True
A Boy's Club No Longer
Dale's Last Episode
The Jet Set Goes Set-Jetting
Cream of the Crop
Douche Canoe
Love, Exciting and New
Are You Ready for Some Football?
Swish Rewind: The Lynda Carter Interview
Belly Up To It
Trailer - Swish Edition - January 2025
Sorry Not Sorry, It's a Game Changer
Wash Your Sister Sauce
Auld Lang Syne
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Stink, Stank, Stunk
Everybody at the Bar Gettin' Tipsy
Healthy, Wealthy, Witty & Wise
The Wickedator
Hootin' Leads to Hollerin'
Minced Deer Ankles Mixed with Raccoon Ass
Is It Real...Or Is It Memorex?
Oh Mon Dieu
The Nepo Babies' Badassery
Dirty Shirley
Ya Win Some, Ya Lose Some
Pleased to Meet You, Genital Fisher
Demure and Mindful (Not!)
The Last One Until September
Trigger Warning!
Wake Up with Swish
It's Gonna Be May!
Manifesting Abundance
All Aboard!
Was your cabin pressurized?
It's a Slam Dunk
How to Tase Whores and Lose $14 Million in 20 Minutes
Shaken, Not Stirred
Mmm Mmm Good
Magic Money
Double 27
Happy Camper
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Game Over...For Now
Penultimate
He Bangs
Triggered
Go Ahead, Knock Yourselves Out
Vodka Soaked Tears
What the Duck?
Here's the Story
Meat Fleet
My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard
Halfway to Halloween
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
Phantom of the Podcast
Spoiler Alert
Baker's Dozen
Unlisted
Love in the Afternoon
Polarizing Since 2010
Once Upon a Snowy Day
Simple, Yet Satisfying
This Diem Isn't Going to Carpe Itself
Somewhat Entertaining
Absolutely Moving Forward with the GOAT
A Round Crustless Christmas
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals
I'm Dreaming of Unpopular Opinions
The Long Abyss of Leftover Life
We'd Never Gaslight You
Tryptophan Dreams
Grinch Farts, Sold Out Pickles, and a Dozen Cannons
The Scariest Day of the Year
A Free-For-All Hellscape
Virgin Virgins No More
Two Big Fat Thumbs Up
A Rich Treasure Trove of Material
Exciting and New
Stalking Celebrities for Charity
Back from Outer Space
Swishful Thinking
For Crying Out Loud
The Last One Before Our Summer Break
Wedded Swish
Part of a Balanced Breakfast
Poetic Justice
Exit Stage Right
Hello Summer
Fauxfended Overload
Up Your Alley
Authentic and Cheesy, Just Like Us
Wonder Twin Powers, Deactivate!
As Useless as the G in Lasagna
Blackballed
Tres de Mayo
Halfway to Halloween
Wine for Wendy
The Dirty Dozen
Call of the Wild
Dolly Wants Her Mexican Pizza
Eye of the Tiger
Prepare to be Offended
We Are Too Loud
Does the Queen Shit In Heels?
Boxing Up Diapers to Send to Wichita
The Last One of 2021
Don We Now Our Omicron Apparel
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
What Has Happened to Humanity?!
It's Turkey Lurkey Time
Rants, Raves, and French Fry Flavored Vodka
Fly Away with the Waggish Nudniks
Here, Kiwi, Kiwi
Spooky Dookie
Mattawoman Beantown Road
Gender Neutral Toothbrushes & French Benefits
Eleven Years and Going…Somewhere
Hold My Beer
I Wanna Talk About Douche Bags
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Girlie Guns and Other Nonsense
Love Will Lead You Back…Nevermind
Often Licked, Never Beaten
Vodka Soaked Diatribes
Rants, Raves, and Rihanna
Gorillas Hurling Poo (And Other Sh#t)
Wake Up With Swish
Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder
Get Crackin'
Here Kitty Kitty
Everything Doesn't Need To Be Everything
Ollie the Assh@le
Rah, Rah, Sis Boom Bah!
The First Trimester
Dicky Doozy
True Love's Kiss
May the 4th Be With You and Your Mother
The Odds Are Good But the Goods Are Odd
Four-Twenty
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Going Old School
Two Jokers and a Queen
Let's All Rant and Rave
Groundhogs Don't Know Sh*t
Dale, Scott, and Bernie
Rumors, Innuendo, and a Few Facts
Forgotten Pears & Extraordinary Genitals
Blood, Sweat, and Peanut Butter
The Last One of 2020
A Very Swishy Christmas
A Cavalcade of Consternation
Lucky to Be Alive…And Other Nonsense
Licking Up The Creamy Middle Like She Did When She Was Little
Dishwasher Turkey, Sherry Vine, and a Plastic-Boxed Santa
Birds, Clamdy Canes, and a White Hot Passion
Live Your Life to the Fullest…and Pizza
A Limited-Edition Explosion
Boo! The Halloween Edition
The One Where Berta and Tab Died
Stoli-Swabbed for Your Protection
The Lords and Number 3
The One Before the Hiatus
Little Firenados Everywhere
The Knights of San Rafael
S'mores & Whores
Switcharoo
Unsophisticated Rubes
Sh#t Show at the F@ck Factory
Marinating in Saharan Dust and Gwyneth's Private Parts
Be Excellent to Each Other
A Fun Day in at Mud Hole
Holy Water in a Squirt Gun
Let Them Eat with Mannequins
Phase One
Reserva Especial
Quartyard Qocktails in Quarantine
To Nomi Is To Love Me
All Our Eggs, One Basket
Do Not Look Behind the Curtain
It's The End of the World As We Know It
Quarantini
Walla Walla, What?
Ghoulish
Oh, Mexico
The Nevada Saboteur
Take Me Home Tonight
Your Show of Shows
Lifeline and Sinker
Barefoot in the Lavatory
Alligators in Your Crawlspace
The Scoundrel
Lions, a Coyote, and a Giraffe
Smoking Our Meat
49 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
88 Miles Per Hour
Is That Alcohol In Your Cup?
Shlemiel, Schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
Baby, It's Rapey Inside
I Wanna Be Vanna White
You Can't Beat the Real Thing
Eight Years Ago Today
The 21st Night of September
We Are the Champions
Poisoned By a Loose Meat Sandwich
Born Free
Las Vegas Banana Hammock
Two Guys, A Girl, and a Podcast
Thought the Bitch Was White
Luminous Ultramarine
HBD, America!
The Summer Solstice
The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow
It's On The Street, The Heat Is On
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
1,299 Days Later - The Reboot Episode