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Taking Ship — 110 episodes
Macedonia is at it again: A conversation with Kris Goldsmith
This Age of Dumbest Timeline Globe is exhausting
The One With Saul Austerlitz
Fictional Trump voters, Mueller, Muppet Prime Ministers and More
Suing Nazis with Amy Spitalnick
We're running an armadillo for senate, the clown car pile up and saving stemware
Frank returns and we prepare for the oncoming clown car pile up
F*ck sliced bread & the internet; air conditioning is humanity's greatest invention
The incomparable Rose Jackson joins the crew of Salty Jason's Revenge to save the country and planet
Taking Ship & The Drive with Steve Jaxon CROSS OVER Part Deux
David Roth dunks on De Blasio and then leads us into a very in the weeds NBA basketball conversation
SOS Episode: Whither Impeachment and has Seth Moulton scared Joe Biden from running for president?
RERUN: Our calendars hate us, so we offer you Chris Frates in our stead
Dumpster fires all around: Brexit, Beto, Biden and other things that start with B
Unpopular pop culture opinions and no politics
Show Me The Money
The Parable of the Three White Men
RERUN: Schedules are a mess so we're reposting our episode with David Roth of Deadspin
Chris Lu climbs aboard Salty Jason's Revenge to talk DNC, 2020, and Trump's "Nat'l Emergency"
CROSS OVER! Steve Jaxon takes the helm of Salty Jason’s Revenge
The Bolsheviks are kinda like hipster haters, Roger Stone, Shut Down, Bernie and more!
On National "Good Day" Day the crew wildly speculates about the shutdown and plays an SNL game
We've entered reruns! Give a listen to this great interview w/ Chris Lu from Dec 2017
Big Wheels Keep on Turning - The Crew is joined by Bobby Big Wheels
Nominations for dumbest stuff in 2018 Dumbest Timeline America
Taking Ship LIVE - deciding who the Dem '20 nominee will be with a live audience
Pesky WASPs, scalding hot takes and tickets to our live show
Barbi Appelquist drinks coffee from a bull's skull & teaches the crew what's what
AOC, Pelosi, the future of democracy, Brexit & dunking on Area Man
GOTV is not a radio station and smokers vote too
The Great American Roadshow with Charlie Bonner
The Slow Decay of Democracy: Let's Drink Rosé
The Fabians live every week like it's Shark Week
The Op-Ed™ and the Dumbest Things In The News
1st class rabbit, idiot men, impeachment, best pods
The crew talks ill fitting suits & future of Dems
The Law: Can you eat it?
Maggie and Elie talk Bigfoot erotica and ask questions
Shauna Dillavou school the crew on cyber matters
Disappointment in breakfast, & a letter from the Commodore
SCOTUS, NY14th, Scott Pruitt and Maggie makes summer plans.mp3
Maggie Moore becomes our overlord & dragging on AltCenterism
Mindless recalcitrant defiance w/ Mike Connolly & the latest primaries
The Commodore is aboard to talk primaries, twitter and kitchen hacks (apologies for cr_p audio quality).mp3
The dumbest college football conversation ever, top men, Jerusalem & Negative sentiment override.mp3
Solving all the problems with Ngiste Abebe & why conservatives lose.mp3
DPRK, Iran, Tshirts are really whiskey, and everyone gets a pony
Talking data, modeling & algorithms with Laila El Gohary & a threat to Krzyzewski
Guestless, it's all DumbestTimelineAmerica, Sweeny Todd and the Ballad of P90Pauly
Joined by Chris Frates, the boys get deep into analyzing Dumbest Timeline America
The Stormy Present, the thong of outerware, and David Roth (the other one)
Dunking on DaveBro and searching for Obama's missing millions
Dems are no where, an update on Israeli politics & women for the patriarchy with Maggie Moore
Bovine Robinson Crusoe, gun control, Mueller & comparing apples to pine nuts
Batman must work harder, science is bunk and there is no truth
Chapstick, nothingburgers, bad high school papers & Gray Rhinos w/ Michele Wucker
NUTELLA RIOT! Why headlines these days will kill us all! And some politics.
A warning about an outbreak of altcenterism, some Cotton picking, and saying nice things about Trump
Frank & Elie discuss flyover country, mac n cheese, impeachment boners & Oprah!
A new year in #DumbestTimelineAmerica the crew talk impeachment (& more) and Iran with Amir Handjani
Frank & Elie place their bets for 2018 in Dumbest Timeline America
The American dream, Potter Stewart's porn habits and voyaging to Novosibirsk
Commentary's Noah Rothman comes aboard "____'s Revenge"
Frank & Elie discuss horse riding garden gnomes & illiterate presidents
J-town (Jerusalem), Brexit, Dentures, Hansel & Gretel & more
Fmr Dep Sec of Labor & Cabinet Sec Chris Lu comes aboard & it's awesome
Reunited & it feels so good- Frank & Elie are joined by Stephanie Kline
Taking Ship November 17, 2017 - Fair Stands the Wind for Frank!
Reunited and it feels so good - Frank & Elie are back
Shipping alone Elie rants for a bit (and misses Frank)
Frank & Elie bring back VenalPAC & discuss if a good Republican exists
Phake News JCOPA Dem Fundraising & UK politics
Frank & Elie trash Chait, Trump, Moore, lawless theocrats and more!
The Single Payer Episode You've Been Waiting For!
The Crew imagines peak dumbest timeline America and Elie finally gets his shot at a rant
The Commodore (Jason Stanford) joins the crew & we revert to a lifestyle podcast
Joined by Josh Weinberg the Taking Ship crew learns how to privatize nation building
Frank & Elie live and in person together at last
For today's EPIC voyage Frank & Elie are joined by Ngiste Abebe
Frank & Elie find a VenalPAC champion & realize we're screwed
Frank & Elie's voyage through dumbest timeline America continues
For the 2nd week in a row nothing has meaning & everything is @ss.
The Crew doesn't talk about Trump's NYT interview, Iran Deal, et al but are joined by Matt Strabone
Frank & Elie discuss things they didn't want to AND compliment David Brooks
Frank & Elie are joined by Xander Meise to talk SCotUS & the Redskins
Frank & Elie explore all the ways Dems are the New Coke
Frank & Elie talk resistance, healthcare and are joined by Matt Zeller
Live from TruCon17 Frank & Elie talk GA6, AHCA & the Fear/Shame matrix
Frank & Elie get separated on land but go high concept so you get your fix
Frank & Elie talk Comey, the meaning of the word "hope" & an analysis of the UK elections
Frank & Elie talk Paris Agreement, UK Elections & "Democratic übermensch" with Josh Levin
Frank & Elie talk about the calvaclade of Trump's tiny hands, Hannity, Montana & the Pope
Frank & Elie introduce VenalPAC & talk cyber security with Caitlin Howarth
Frank & Elie are joined by Dan Siegel to discuss Israel, Comey and Street Meat
Frank & Elie discuss health care, Cinco de Mayo and announce the Taking Shyp Fesitval
Frank & Elie celebrate Ed Balls Day with Task & Purpose's Lauren Katzenberg
Frank & Elie realize tweed & neck beards are not political assets
Frank & Elie's Center For Children Who Can't Communicate Good
Frank & Elie talk Gursuch, Jared, Health Care and Penn Station
Frank (he's back!) & Elie discuss huns, khans, czars, pizza and healthcare
Elie is joined by Maggie Moore and together they cry havoc
Frank & Elie with Bishop Garrison poke the diplomatic bear
Frank & Elie explain Alt-Centerism (finally!)
Frank and Elie solve problems with Whitney Munro
Frank and Elie explain how you too can lie to Congress
Hot Takes On Trump's Speech
Taking Ship Episode 1 with Sonia Van Meter
Teaser #3- Frank & Elie talk about the race for DNC chair
Taking Ship Teaser #2
Taking Ship Teaser 1