All Episodes

The tongue depressor shoe horn

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

Mercy tug

The Tennessee Dill Pickle

Vodka ass poisoning

An Alabama version of He-Man

It’s like a Rabbi in a headlock

Every story should involve docking and gravy

Give me the hammer Schneider

Thank God we’re not getting paid for this s#1t

I wanna have my own herb garden

Jimmy, drink your pineapple juice

Mac and Cheese! Mac and cheese!

This is gonna devolve pretty quick

The Canadian ring toss

It’s gonna be a weird episode tonight, that’s for sure

The KFC Portal to another time and place

That’s what you call a slip ‘n’ slide, the old school way

I would rather be unhappy and rich instead of unhappy and poor

And that’s the story of how Josh became circumcised

Drilling for oil

The reverse Shawshank

I got pantsed once at the gas station I worked at

My wang's got A Habsburg jaw

Porn is a lot like wrestling

Back in college, kicking that guy in the balls for money felt right

The Ripoff episode

Alexa got Epsteined

They might feel sorry for you if you have an IQ of 5

Never go full retard

Stay still Pinocchio

That’s just a cold sore, don’t worry about it

A side of dry toast

The janky ass hose

I can’t wait for you to be offended next summer

It could be a lot worse

Keep your buzzers ready for this one

It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s, it’s okay

Anything is better than the other option

You’re not supposed to smell like soup

Raphe it up

The Swizzle Stick

There’s gonna be Schnitz

The Vagine Goiter

The Perineal Raphe

We all know, I have a Siamese penis

Corrective nipple surgery

The Schnitzometer

I bet Tara Reid knows her way around a dick

Clench that bastard down

The Butthole Pinky

The Mantis effect

It’s a salty burn

I want 4 so that I can be called “Quadropecker”

The Korean Corndog

Masturbation Station

And that’s all the time we have today folks

What is this world coming to?

It’s all gonna work out

The Tipless Horseman

I’m not just the president of the merkin society, I’m also a client

His heart wasn’t the only thing that grew 3 sizes that night

The Sarlacc sandwich

I’m Mr. Joyful and that’s saying something

My character has a nice rack

She's bangable

You seem to have answers for everything

The 5 movie guessing game

That’s a great way to end this episode

I can’t tell if you’re frozen or pretending to be frozen

There’s easier and better ways not to get scurvy

For Herpes? It’s Valtrex

Chili-Mac, its what’s for dinner

I love being a fat F**k

Come on man, figure it out

The nutsack trampoline

An imitation, plastic f*** doll that you ordered off Temu

Rubber and perspiration

One pecker to rule them all

It looks like a lazy Cheshire cat sitting on a mushroom table

It smells like ass and old people

I don't wanna die yet...

You missed some lit episodes

That sounds about right

Sorry about your penis (Part Deux)

Very secretive and hush-hush about the whole thing

That thing is gonna gain a chromosome

She’s got a huge hammer of a hog

My nipple is bigger than my dick

It’s a different kind of crack to be addicted to

(Bonus episode) All season 3 after credits

The Megan Fox side piece

Six pallets of unsold butthole chocolates

Every time I sneeze, I spray the inside of my shorts

A fine how do you do

That’s an inside joke

I need to break the addiction

Looks like Sugar Daddy had to give up the sugar

That’s not politically correct

The hairy umbrella

I don’t have to go to L.A to spread AIDS

Periscope dick (REDUX)

Just the odd crackhead, no big deal

We’re definitely connected at the penis

Are you using that chair?

Mount Kailash and the mystery of the time distortion

The wrath of the hammer

Blood makes the best lube, I hear.

The Canadian meat umbrella

Smurfette botulism

Alien Bukkake

Drag queen Bugs Bunny is very sexy

At first I was a little afraid of it

Men under 6 feet don’t deserve love

No matter what, I’m never gonna choose Gorlock

Testicle talk with Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay

Genetically ungifted

Going to Grandma’s house

Time flies when you’re a moron

Light Saber circumcision

I keep my love life nonexistent

I don’t wanna talk about that right now

The grease is burning my face

Lipstick lesbians

My girlfriend is getting fat

Can you smell what the Cuck is cooking?

Hardcore parkour Josh

I’ve got way too much SNUS up there

That’s why I punch the bags

Ain’t nobody got time for that

Grounding the Christmas lights

Tokyo I hope you know at hotbot dot net

Romaticized masturbation

My penis is retired

Redheads stay wet all day long (Bonus Episode)

Sportsfreunde der Sperrtechnik

The lacertative hand job (Bonus Episode)

Answers for something

It looks like someone filmed it with a potato (Bonus Episode)

It all comes full circle here

Nothing says sexy like a butthole growler (Bonus Episode)

After these messages, we’ll be right back

The amazing conversation guy (Bonus Episode)

Recording in progress

Vagasil Vegemite (Bonus Episode)

Shave that growler

I just don’t care anymore (Bonus Episode)

Baja Blasting

I am the SHNITZ (Bonus Episode)

Let Father Time win, he’s undefeated

Unless you wanna scrub your hindquarters (Bonus Episode)

Tongue punch Kylie Minogue in the fart box

Definitely not Ali Larter (Bonus Episode)

To Furry or not to Furry? That is the question

How do you Cyber fart? (Bonus Episode)

You can only have so much schnitz until you’re schnitzed out

I do want the huge probes in my butt (Bonus Episode)

Finger pistols for silent hand jobs

Show me the pot of gold (Bonus Episode)

Tickle my geyser

Soaking isn’t just for Mormons (Bonus Episode)

It’s a work in progress

Straight from butt plugs to Christmas (Bonus Episode)

The vitamin store guy tried to molest me

I did some stupid sh## in the past (Bonus Episode)

I still dream about the Power Glove, it’s so bad

The Redneck Trifecta (Bonus Episode)

Do we have a name for this episode yet?

Beaver Hunter69 (Bonus Episode)

Don’t eat at IKEA

The Cincinnati Bow tie (Bonus Episode)

I wanna glaze my nuggets

Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carrey do a Double Dutch Rudder (Bonus Episode)

Borderline retardation

It’s a sandwich of men (Bonus Episode)

He’s my Duncle

The Marmalade King (Bonus Episode)

It came from Hickory farms, Bitch

The Jizz gun that squirts the perfect amount on your bun (Bonus Episode)

Nunchuk Charlie Ray

Good thing Elon is making a bunch of sex robots (Bonus)

Mute that gives hand jobs

No private stalls (Bonus Episode)

I’ve been Hagmaxxing for a while now

I guess I’ve got big, fatty nipples. It makes up for my miniscule wiener (Bonus Episode)

Sus•cep•ti•ble, susectible, testicle, decepticon, decepticle

I hope everyone drinks lots of gravy (Bonus Episode)

Why are you chopping your penis off?

We ain’t going nowhere (Bonus Episode)

Time just reasserts itself

Ladyboy McBiscuit (Bonus Episode)

Apparently, pimpin’ IS easy

I keep a juicer by the bed (Bonus Episode)

I just wanted to brag

Chocolate Starfish is still sticky (Bonus Episode)

The Mongolian wood flute

The golden sex triangle (Bonus Episode)

It’s not as big as you think it is but it’s still a pretty good size

That’s an ouchy (Bonus Episode)

The library doesn’t have a curtain room

Fold it in half and put it in (Bonus Episode)

Bring out old Goldie (Super Bonus Episode)

All the shampoo you can handle and a finger up your butt

He needs to stick it in a fan blade or two (Bonus Episode)

Charlie Ray and his Margarita toe

2 Legit to quit (Bonus Episode)

What was the question about? (Part Drei)

What was the question about? (Part Deux)

What was the question about?

Weekend at Bernie’s (Bonus Episode)

I have a diabolical plan

If you wear a banana hammock, it won’t itch (Bonus Episode)

We’ve only been recording for 7 minutes?

The Dusty Furnace (Bonus Episode)

Another wholesome episode of Answers for Everything

The Big Mac Attack (Bonus Episode)

The slimmins are pick

I’ll take the boner (Bonus Episode)

I will supply all the fishnet condoms

After credits season 2 (Bonus Episode)

I’ll take this land beast over here

It’s swaffling out here (Bonus Episode)

Reverse Eiffel Tower

Dong shredder 3000 (Bonus Episode)

The super power of organ failure

The toilet paper mitten (Bonus Episode)

Stay in your lane Tim Hortons

Hawk Tuah girl (Bonus Episode)

Bam Bam Mcgee

You can’t talk to me in public (Bonus Episode)

He must have a hell of a hog on him

Somehow the cat got out of the bag (Bonus Episode)

It’s better over there than it is over here

Rhinoceros rectum (Bonus Episode)

A crock of baked beans and a hockey puck gizzard

Soup-up the soup (Bonus Episode)

It’s not like I’m jelqing on a daily basis

It’s a Growler pie, obviously (Bonus Episode)

When it clogs you call Larry the plunger expert

Let’s make some crazy money (Bonus Episode)

She’s in a white dress, she can’t be evil

Clay’s greasy little palm (Bonus Episode)

The Hillbilly Turntable

The toaster of spite (Bonus Episode)

On Pornhub, I’m all caught up… every video

Apparently, she was bent and the straw was straight

Monocle on the tip with a top hat

I guess Dad bods are in

I think Josh might be on to something

I have an interesting tale to tell

As a young boy, I always wanted to be a ninja

Meet me in the back, I need some schnitz

Teenage girls Dutch Ovening themselves

I know I’m not their target audience

He was pushing Chapstick nuggets

I wouldn’t have it any other way

Special Ed and the twins

You ask a lot of weird questions

Hot, wet and disappointed

My small, inadequate penis created 3 beings

A hog like yours can’t be contained by anything but a garbage bag

What the hell is a gunt?

Whipped out his dong in the middle of the sidewalk

Graham crapper crust

I knew it wasn’t a nut problem

Like your penis just smoked a Newport

We are all geniuses here

All of a sudden I was in a Home alone movie

Sandpaper hands

Even her wiener is a 15 out of 10

The Airport Reach around

He stuck his wang outside of the car to pee

Spooktober

Look, its Mr. Chiseled jaw

I don’t know how the internet works

I always knew you liked nuts

Who the fXXX goes to Liechtenstein?

Erection style differences

I’m pretty sure it’s a portal to hell

You don’t wanna get stuff in your wiener hole.

Am I ruining their childhood?

He was holding it with 2 hands and dunking the tip

It’s a good time as long as you have fire

He’s not going to get crabs in his lungs

That’s a Snickers bar-type vein.

Season one clips show Part 11

Girth or length?

I can see you, can you see me?

Flick my weiner

Carpal Tunnel from beating off dudes

Just the tip

Dangerous and delicious

Class ”A” Douche Canoe

I’m trying to avoid prison

I’m doing 5 courtesy flushes

Yeah, that’s right

We already knew who would win the contest

Private, confidential, one-on-one and discreet

I guess they could put anything inside of her

What can I do for you Daddy?

The Gloryhole king of Kansas city

Dick-a-phobia

Recipe for an orgy