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The Blue Machine — 68 episodes

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1

The Redemption Arc

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2

How Do You Like Your Toast?

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3

BLUES ARE BACK

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4

That's A Wrap

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5

International Men of Mystery

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6

Keep Pounding The Rock

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7

Buy John, Not Jhon

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8

Chris Davies Paints By Numbers

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9

'Boro is a MUST win....or is it?

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10

Carlos Vicente: Ankle Breaker

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11

We Love You Wagners

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12

Richard Osman's Zulu Army

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13

A Town Called Solis

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14

Marvin The Alpaca

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15

Jhon The Octopus

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16

The Kyogoal Chronicles

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17

Happy New Year Ya Gimps

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18

2025 Wrapped: We're Pony Away (In-Person)

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19

Emergency Away Form Crisis Pod

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20

A Tale of 5G Aerials & Hamsters Sexuality

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21

Quack Quack Quack

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22

Beau Brummie & The Poison Alien Jizz

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23

It's A Long Long Road....

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24

Ping Pong Balls, Buglers & AMEX Platinum

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25

Derby Days, Pirates & The OSC

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26

David Stockdale's Walkers Multipack

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27

Will We Ever Win (Away) Again?

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28

Everyone Loves To Be Milked

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29

Missing: Big Hairy Arsed 6ft Something Striker

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30

Corn Exchange Table 235

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31

The Limbdon Dykes Appreciation Society

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32

Bill Clinton's Centre Circle Saxophone

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33

Don't Forget To Put Your Bins Out, You Gimps

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34

The Blue Machine - The Gimps Are Back

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35

Enjoy Your Summer, You Gimps

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36

Alexa, What is a Banana Skin?

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37

The Exorcism of Lloyd Dyer

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38

The Sweatiest Man in Football

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39

Lukas Isaac Paul Jutkiewicz: JUKKKEEE

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40

The 'Birmingham Aren't All That' Appreciation Pod

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41

The Upside Down Mars Bar Mystery

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42

Fulfilling Sponsorship Obligations

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43

Bouncebackability

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44

Reading's 'Only Team Birmingham Have Failed To Beat' Celebration Pod

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45

A Little Welsh Goblin Part 2: This Time It's Personal

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46

Toastiness Level 4

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47

Birmingham City: Expectant, Not Entitled

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48

Victor Mooredrew's Pony Immune System

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49

A Team of Angry Old Men

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50

Rhino Combat at Swindon's Magic Roundabout

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51

Do Goals From Penalties Really Count?

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52

Special 001: John Gayle

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53

Keith Stroud's Frustrated Wife

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54

The Lukas Jutkiewicz GOAT Farm

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55

I Hear Frank Lampard Is Available ;-)

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56

What a Load of Cobblers!

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57

The Long Long Grass of Sutton

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58

The Ghost of Scott Hogan

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Rebecca Adlingtons' 25m Stone Island Badge (A)

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A Little Welsh Goblin With A Tight Black Top

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61

We Love You Bryan Hughes

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62

Think Before You Tweet

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63

Domo Arigato Mr. Iwata

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64

The Big Blue Machine Transfer Review

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65

Scott Wright Looks Rubbish

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66

Half Time Sponsored by Papa Johns

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67

Beaconsfield Services (A)

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68

Things Will Get Better...

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