All Episodes

Recess was everything

Moving Day

Hammerin' Hank

He was traded during his wedding reception

You have blood on your hands

The 80's were just better

I've never worn a cummerbund

I'm gonna die on this hill

I only know him as John

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug

No, I'm driving

Orange juice is a scam

Another Blackstone in the family

Where is the reporting?

What's the deal with Double's Luge?

Daniel pushed some buttons

Hoosiers

I'd be on a ski lift

What are you up to?

I ate 15 pieces of pizza

We solved the world's problems today

He's Going to Harvard?

I'm not eating the steak at 4:30pm

Who gets the car?

49 and getting carded

Mom, you can go get a snack now

Get off my lawn

Do you guys have a heart?

Welcome back brother

Well, at our age

I will continue to ignore these texts

Where's the cheese grater?

Over the line

Jack's cabin

I prefer my steak medium rare

Turn your hat around

Get off my lawn

Well, some dads do things

Tennis anyone?

A chuck roast has doubled in price

I almost gave one of my kids away this week

Going back to Pittsburgh

Really good things can happen out of bad things

She creeped me out

What's going on with Bill?

It's been a weird week

Our greatest gift

Hello friends

I'm not eating an artichoke

Terminator 2

What's a Statin?

We need a guys trip

I was a zombie the entire day

I filled up my notebook

Jason's smoked meatloaf

Eating tots and wearing glasses

I hated Oceans 12

Speaking of food

Cherry Coke every 30 minutes

I was banned from the kitchen

Oh, this isn't going to work

Are you a WE?

So, after Thanksgiving

I can feel your tone through the text

I just received a very important text

Hey, is that a Yeti?

Nothing Gonna Stop Me Now

Sean's 3 questions

It was like gravy

Never Forget

Someone has the mug

Vegas, the gift that keeps on giving

My face hurts

"Hi, This is Mike"

I'm not going in that river

What do they do if they flip over?

Going back to the time share

We did not flop as kids

I'm not doing that drive

What's a Dayger?

The soap companies are lying to America

It's Senior Citizen's Day at Safeway

I'm pulling the car over

The high five has evolved

The burning was so bad

Jennifer hates Tom Hanks

I did some conjoined twin research

I don't get the BLT

I spilled my juice

Batman and Robin

You can't put milk in the bowl first

That is one weak grilled cheese sandwich

Zoom became a verb

Big boy legos

Fried clams and ketchup

Has he jumped the shark?

We're not a band

We're next to a Motel 6

A lot of eye squinting

I was in Twilight Zone

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

You ever dug a hole to China?

The hot chocolate was too hot

We have three elves

Do you drink milk?

Adam Bomb

Sometimes I just tune you out

Everything is awkward

One fell swoop

I was wearing pants

John Ratzenberger was 45 years old

We're making good time

A bag of used softballs

Laughter is the best medicine

I napped during NFL football

I don't get lobster

What's your favorite jogger?

You can't grill for 24 people

I need more than a grilled cheese

Shred your own cheese

Don't want to be late for school

3176 Heatherglow St

We didn't go on the waterslide

What is a tittle?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Did you know a bull has horns?

That's why the boat tour was $300

What do you put on your hotdog?

Dad, you wanna have a catch?

I don't think I was supposed to do that

Guess what time we ate?

We always noticed your legs

Can you put your umbrellas down?

Mother knows best

Hello friends

Drive to Survive to Albuquerque

Those were my nuggets!

I can see 3 eggs from where I'm standing

Alone at the Masters

Baby Boom

If Taye Diggs walks in, what happens?

One shining moment

I'm not climbing down the ladder

What's the prize money this year?

Hey dad, you know who won the game?

You always double down on eleven

I'd rather be on my couch

Last nights corn was already cooked

Al Michaels always looks like he smells good

Dad, can we get boxing gloves?

Bad milk is worse than gum

Walking around with an unlit cigar

What's in your pocket?

This should only take 45 minutes

I'm back to doing the dishes

Breaking down Mr. Mom

Did you know that you were adopted?

No free ice cream

Are the ribs done yet?

Just pee in the cup

No purple in the rainbow

Doing the right thing when everyone is watching

A trip down memory lane

I'm buying candles

Life after 40

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug