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The high five has evolved

The burning was so bad

Jennifer hates Tom Hanks

I did some conjoined twin research

I don't get the BLT

I spilled my juice

Batman and Robin

You can't put milk in the bowl first

That is one weak grilled cheese sandwich

Zoom became a verb

Big boy legos

Fried clams and ketchup

Has he jumped the shark?

We're not a band

We're next to a Motel 6

A lot of eye squinting

I was in Twilight Zone

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

You ever dug a hole to China?

The hot chocolate was too hot

We have three elves

Do you drink milk?

Adam Bomb

Sometimes I just tune you out

Everything is awkward

One fell swoop

I was wearing pants

John Ratzenberger was 45 years old

We're making good time

A bag of used softballs

Laughter is the best medicine

I napped during NFL football

I don't get lobster

What's your favorite jogger?

You can't grill for 24 people

I need more than a grilled cheese

Shred your own cheese

Don't want to be late for school

3176 Heatherglow St

We didn't go on the waterslide

What is a tittle?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Did you know a bull has horns?

That's why the boat tour was $300

What do you put on your hotdog?

Dad, you wanna have a catch?

I don't think I was supposed to do that

Guess what time we ate?

We always noticed your legs

Can you put your umbrellas down?

Mother knows best

Hello friends

Drive to Survive to Albuquerque

Those were my nuggets!

I can see 3 eggs from where I'm standing

Alone at the Masters

Baby Boom

If Taye Diggs walks in, what happens?

One shining moment

I'm not climbing down the ladder

What's the prize money this year?

Hey dad, you know who won the game?

You always double down on eleven

I'd rather be on my couch

Last nights corn was already cooked

Al Michaels always looks like he smells good

Dad, can we get boxing gloves?

Bad milk is worse than gum

Walking around with an unlit cigar

What's in your pocket?

This should only take 45 minutes

I'm back to doing the dishes

Breaking down Mr. Mom

Did you know that you were adopted?

No free ice cream

Are the ribs done yet?

Just pee in the cup

No purple in the rainbow

Doing the right thing when everyone is watching

A trip down memory lane

I'm buying candles

Life after 40

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug

The inaugural show