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The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news — 100 episodes

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1

Goodbye from The Goalmouth, at least for now

2

Why Neymar Could Cost PSG Half a Billion Dollars

3

The USMNT Twisted Its Way Past a Biting El Salvador Defense

4

Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic

5

Arsenal Making Moves, PSG Breaking Records?

6

Gold Cup knockouts, Women's Euros, plus Zlatan and Ronaldo staying put?

7

Alexandre Lacazette socred in a friendly and is therefore brilliant

8

USMNT Scrapes Past Martinique, RIP Chuck Blazer

9

When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was)

10

Transfer gossip alert!

11

Martinique>USA, Wayne Rooney's pajama secrets, and a scare for Ajax

12

Lukaku's Medical, Mkhitaryan's Diet & a Braille Kit

13

Manchester United and Everton Agree on a Deal for Romelu Lukaku, Except Maybe They Didn't?

14

Messi's new contract will make him even richer—but not as rich as Steph Curry

15

Germany just keep winning, John Terry has a new team, and Blatter will be back

16

Real Madrid's transfer freeze and Bayern Munich's bad omen

17

Shock Results in the US Open Cup, Ball Don't Lie for Chile Against Portugal

18

The Garcia Report (dun dun dun!) and prosecutions in the Hillsborough case

19

Bild says it has the FIFA Garcia Report, plus: Dom Dwyer makes the USMNT roster

20

Clint Dempsey heroics, a new deal for Balotelli, and maximum Pogba

21

Liverpool conduct the worst piece of transfer business in history

22

VAR Drama in the Confederations Cup, Zlatan's Clothing (At the Very Least) is Heading to LA

23

Real Madrid stars charged with tax fraud, blackmail, and perjury

24

New Germany! New VAR controversy! New rules!

25

Ronaldo and Alves might share a city, Donnarumma gets fake money, and Paolo Maldini goes pro in tennis

26

Ronaldo, Conte, Donnarumma, Guardado and Freddy Adu might ALL be on the move

27

US Open Cup upsets, Lindelof to Man Utd, Southampton coach fired

28

Ronaldo and Modric in court, the manager who was fired in verse

29

The North Korea World Cup bid and Cristiano Ronaldo's new arrivals

30

A thriller at Azteca, England win a World Cup, and the worst decision of Adebayor's career

31

Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit

32

Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much

33

Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land

34

Pulisic's new Bosz, Qatar 2022 World Cup questions, remembering Cheick Tiote

35

Real Madrid make history, Pulisic saves the day, and Hazard gets hurt

36

Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan

37

Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea

38

Sculptor's reign of terror continues + big money for Big John Brooks

39

Wenger in, Tuchel out, and the most expensive American of all time

40

Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time

41

Manchester United Get That Europa League Glory and the US U20s Get A Win at the World Cup

42

Pastore, Di Maria, Rosell raided by police; Maradona gets pwned

43

The Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale

44

Cristiano's not a devil, John Terry gets a big goodbye, and Russian robots ready for war

45

New diving rules, Monaco's VIP rapper and Schalke's hi-tech shirts

46

Monaco Win Ligue 1, Lukaku back to Chelsea, and Aubameyang to China for $1 million per week

47

Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see

48

US Soccer's presidential election just got more interesting

49

Champions riding mopeds, James Rodriguez says goodbye?, and Lavezzi is an idiot

50

Cristiano Ronaldo's massive pay day and the college team who might make the Europa League

51

Real Madrid Book Passage to Wales, FOX Sports Gets German, Francesco Totti Will Never Die

52

FIFA now literally has no ethics (investigator), Copa América 2019, Messi lookalike lands in Iranian jail

53

Brad Guzan 15-hole edition

54

A first for Arsene Wenger, Zlatan's incredible ligaments, and Maradona's comeback

55

Premier League Play-offs, Neymar's Prison Sentence and Soccer Sin Bins

56

Monaco's fairytale story gets a George RR Martin re-write, Francesco Totti may be mortal after all

57

Cristiano has a bunch of new Champions League records, the four-red-card ending to the Russian Cup final, and the Indian team threatening to "fast unto death"

58

Emre does the Can Can, Gefeliciteerd to Matt Miazga, Zlatan goes under the knife

59

Spurs crush Arsenal's spirit, Alex Morgan reaches new heights, and Cristiano breaks a record

60

Marcus Rashford's Skills, The Timbers' Expansion & The World's Dumbest Arsenal Fan

61

Dortmund Vanquish Bayern, Mascherano Scores for Barcelona, and Video Replay at the 2026 World Cup

62

MLS salaries revealed, Newcastle and West Ham raided in tax fraud sting, South American goalkeepers are kooky until proven homicidal

63

Yedlin returns to the Premier League, N'Golo Kante is a real player's player, Bayern's plans for Arsenal and Spurs

64

El Clasico madness, clash of the Americans, and Martial's expensive goal

65

Bobby Wood to Dortmund, Liga MX witches and Clasico Emojis

66

Monaco Breaks American Hearts, Juventus Shuts Down Barcelona, and Zlatan Loves LA?

67

Real Madrid makes the semis, Mallory Pugh goes pro, John Terry to leave Chelsea

68

Carli's going to Wembley, Paulinho and the porn star, and Kolo Toure loves Whitney Houston

69

Squeakier bums in the Premier League, Sydney Leroux's return, and tragedy in Panama

70

Mourinho moans, Arena predicts, and Milan get new owners

71

Dortmund Bus Bombing Update, Ronaldo Gets Another Record, and Didier Drogba: USL Legend

72

Dortmund bombed, Barça bombs, Dallas beats Real Madrid, Xolo in trouble

73

2026 World Cup bid details, St. Totteringham's Day canceled? and Argentina looking for new head coach

74

Diego Costa's Unhappiness, CONCACAF's new tournament & Ancelotti's kiss

75

The USA's World Cup Bid, Brazil's Return & An Arsenal Plea

76

The USWNT Gets A New CBA, Tigres Trump Whitecaps in the CCL, and Amazon Wants to Watch Serie A

77

Dallas blows a 2–1 lead in CCL semis, St. Louis voters reject MLS stadium tax, Vancouver plans "miserable" game for Tigres

78

Elevating the US Men's National Team, Jermaine Jones bites back, David Moyes under pressure

79

PSG win another dinky trophy, Arsenal fans fight each other, and Neymar bags 100

80

Carving up the 48-team World Cup, Kekuta Manneh on the move, the future of pro/rel?

81

Alexis Sanchez Can't Win, Zlatan Won't Quit Until He Does, and Schweinsteiger's World Cup Gold

82

Welcome to CONCACAF, Christian Pulisic! PLUS Brazil qualifies, Messi suspended, Drogba rises from the ashes

83

USMNT positivity, Cristiano Ronaldo's Earnings and Pregnancy Breathing Techniques

84

U.S. national team lift off, Chicharito reaches a record, and the eternal Buffon

85

Carli Lloyd Strikes Again, Footy McFooty Face & The Messi Drug Bust

86

American Soccer Fans Have A New Bundesliga Club, Podolski Signs Off in Style Against England

87

Jordan Morris update, punching the eagle, and a man named Winkie

88

Death, taxes, and Chris Wondolowski

89

Arsenal plane wars, U.S. squad tweaks, and Pep Guardiola's happiest day

90

The American Manchester Derby, The Soccer March Madness Bracket & Barcelona's Earthquake

91

Arena Names His USMNT Roster, Champions League Delight for Monaco and Atletico, Chicharito is Bald

92

Pulisic gamewinner, USL2Bahamas?, Champions League, Overpriced Beer

93

Going hard-in on Eden, FA Cup draw, Portland divers get memed

94

Mexican referees on strike, MLS records for Minnesota, and specialists in embarrassment

95

The 15% Fake News Edition

96

Barcelona Crush Parisian Hearts, Pulisic Beats Benfica, and Tottenham's Fancy New Home

97

Grumpy Arsenal Fans, Anonymous MLS Opinions and Keepy-Uppy World Records

98

US Soccer Federation's new rules, the N'Golo Kante twins, and #SheBelieves

99

Alexis loses his cool, England beat the U.S., and the Professional Hooligan League

100

Garber On Pro/Rel, Mesut Ozil's New Book & Your Chinese Super League Preview