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The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news — 100 episodes
Goodbye from The Goalmouth, at least for now
Why Neymar Could Cost PSG Half a Billion Dollars
The USMNT Twisted Its Way Past a Biting El Salvador Defense
Christian Pulisic puts on a clinic
Arsenal Making Moves, PSG Breaking Records?
Gold Cup knockouts, Women's Euros, plus Zlatan and Ronaldo staying put?
Alexandre Lacazette socred in a friendly and is therefore brilliant
USMNT Scrapes Past Martinique, RIP Chuck Blazer
When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was)
Transfer gossip alert!
Martinique>USA, Wayne Rooney's pajama secrets, and a scare for Ajax
Lukaku's Medical, Mkhitaryan's Diet & a Braille Kit
Manchester United and Everton Agree on a Deal for Romelu Lukaku, Except Maybe They Didn't?
Messi's new contract will make him even richer—but not as rich as Steph Curry
Germany just keep winning, John Terry has a new team, and Blatter will be back
Real Madrid's transfer freeze and Bayern Munich's bad omen
Shock Results in the US Open Cup, Ball Don't Lie for Chile Against Portugal
The Garcia Report (dun dun dun!) and prosecutions in the Hillsborough case
Bild says it has the FIFA Garcia Report, plus: Dom Dwyer makes the USMNT roster
Clint Dempsey heroics, a new deal for Balotelli, and maximum Pogba
Liverpool conduct the worst piece of transfer business in history
VAR Drama in the Confederations Cup, Zlatan's Clothing (At the Very Least) is Heading to LA
Real Madrid stars charged with tax fraud, blackmail, and perjury
New Germany! New VAR controversy! New rules!
Ronaldo and Alves might share a city, Donnarumma gets fake money, and Paolo Maldini goes pro in tennis
Ronaldo, Conte, Donnarumma, Guardado and Freddy Adu might ALL be on the move
US Open Cup upsets, Lindelof to Man Utd, Southampton coach fired
Ronaldo and Modric in court, the manager who was fired in verse
The North Korea World Cup bid and Cristiano Ronaldo's new arrivals
A thriller at Azteca, England win a World Cup, and the worst decision of Adebayor's career
Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit
Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much
Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land
Pulisic's new Bosz, Qatar 2022 World Cup questions, remembering Cheick Tiote
Real Madrid make history, Pulisic saves the day, and Hazard gets hurt
Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan
Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea
Sculptor's reign of terror continues + big money for Big John Brooks
Wenger in, Tuchel out, and the most expensive American of all time
Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time
Manchester United Get That Europa League Glory and the US U20s Get A Win at the World Cup
Pastore, Di Maria, Rosell raided by police; Maradona gets pwned
The Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale
Cristiano's not a devil, John Terry gets a big goodbye, and Russian robots ready for war
New diving rules, Monaco's VIP rapper and Schalke's hi-tech shirts
Monaco Win Ligue 1, Lukaku back to Chelsea, and Aubameyang to China for $1 million per week
Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see
US Soccer's presidential election just got more interesting
Champions riding mopeds, James Rodriguez says goodbye?, and Lavezzi is an idiot
Cristiano Ronaldo's massive pay day and the college team who might make the Europa League
Real Madrid Book Passage to Wales, FOX Sports Gets German, Francesco Totti Will Never Die
FIFA now literally has no ethics (investigator), Copa América 2019, Messi lookalike lands in Iranian jail
Brad Guzan 15-hole edition
A first for Arsene Wenger, Zlatan's incredible ligaments, and Maradona's comeback
Premier League Play-offs, Neymar's Prison Sentence and Soccer Sin Bins
Monaco's fairytale story gets a George RR Martin re-write, Francesco Totti may be mortal after all
Cristiano has a bunch of new Champions League records, the four-red-card ending to the Russian Cup final, and the Indian team threatening to "fast unto death"
Emre does the Can Can, Gefeliciteerd to Matt Miazga, Zlatan goes under the knife
Spurs crush Arsenal's spirit, Alex Morgan reaches new heights, and Cristiano breaks a record
Marcus Rashford's Skills, The Timbers' Expansion & The World's Dumbest Arsenal Fan
Dortmund Vanquish Bayern, Mascherano Scores for Barcelona, and Video Replay at the 2026 World Cup
MLS salaries revealed, Newcastle and West Ham raided in tax fraud sting, South American goalkeepers are kooky until proven homicidal
Yedlin returns to the Premier League, N'Golo Kante is a real player's player, Bayern's plans for Arsenal and Spurs
El Clasico madness, clash of the Americans, and Martial's expensive goal
Bobby Wood to Dortmund, Liga MX witches and Clasico Emojis
Monaco Breaks American Hearts, Juventus Shuts Down Barcelona, and Zlatan Loves LA?
Real Madrid makes the semis, Mallory Pugh goes pro, John Terry to leave Chelsea
Carli's going to Wembley, Paulinho and the porn star, and Kolo Toure loves Whitney Houston
Squeakier bums in the Premier League, Sydney Leroux's return, and tragedy in Panama
Mourinho moans, Arena predicts, and Milan get new owners
Dortmund Bus Bombing Update, Ronaldo Gets Another Record, and Didier Drogba: USL Legend
Dortmund bombed, Barça bombs, Dallas beats Real Madrid, Xolo in trouble
2026 World Cup bid details, St. Totteringham's Day canceled? and Argentina looking for new head coach
Diego Costa's Unhappiness, CONCACAF's new tournament & Ancelotti's kiss
The USA's World Cup Bid, Brazil's Return & An Arsenal Plea
The USWNT Gets A New CBA, Tigres Trump Whitecaps in the CCL, and Amazon Wants to Watch Serie A
Dallas blows a 2–1 lead in CCL semis, St. Louis voters reject MLS stadium tax, Vancouver plans "miserable" game for Tigres
Elevating the US Men's National Team, Jermaine Jones bites back, David Moyes under pressure
PSG win another dinky trophy, Arsenal fans fight each other, and Neymar bags 100
Carving up the 48-team World Cup, Kekuta Manneh on the move, the future of pro/rel?
Alexis Sanchez Can't Win, Zlatan Won't Quit Until He Does, and Schweinsteiger's World Cup Gold
Welcome to CONCACAF, Christian Pulisic! PLUS Brazil qualifies, Messi suspended, Drogba rises from the ashes
USMNT positivity, Cristiano Ronaldo's Earnings and Pregnancy Breathing Techniques
U.S. national team lift off, Chicharito reaches a record, and the eternal Buffon
Carli Lloyd Strikes Again, Footy McFooty Face & The Messi Drug Bust
American Soccer Fans Have A New Bundesliga Club, Podolski Signs Off in Style Against England
Jordan Morris update, punching the eagle, and a man named Winkie
Death, taxes, and Chris Wondolowski
Arsenal plane wars, U.S. squad tweaks, and Pep Guardiola's happiest day
The American Manchester Derby, The Soccer March Madness Bracket & Barcelona's Earthquake
Arena Names His USMNT Roster, Champions League Delight for Monaco and Atletico, Chicharito is Bald
Pulisic gamewinner, USL2Bahamas?, Champions League, Overpriced Beer
Going hard-in on Eden, FA Cup draw, Portland divers get memed
Mexican referees on strike, MLS records for Minnesota, and specialists in embarrassment
The 15% Fake News Edition
Barcelona Crush Parisian Hearts, Pulisic Beats Benfica, and Tottenham's Fancy New Home
Grumpy Arsenal Fans, Anonymous MLS Opinions and Keepy-Uppy World Records
US Soccer Federation's new rules, the N'Golo Kante twins, and #SheBelieves
Alexis loses his cool, England beat the U.S., and the Professional Hooligan League
Garber On Pro/Rel, Mesut Ozil's New Book & Your Chinese Super League Preview