All Episodes

Season 1, Episode 88: You Have Reached The Heel Of The Hate Napkin

Season 1, Episode 87: The Glory Hole Episode

Season 1, Episode 86: Fixing The Bills And House Flippers

Season 1, Episode 85: Getting To Know Arik, A Greek Stealing Sexton

Season 1, Episode 84: Human Resources Should Be Human Remains (In Memory of Aunt Gene)

Season 1, Episode 83: This Show Is Past Its Expiration Date

Season 1, Episode 82: Someone Painted My House, National Anthems, and Don't Open My Fridge

Season 1, Episode 81: Carla Speaks, Comes Clean, And Billie Eilish Releases Her Fragrance

Season 1, Episode 80: Three Abreast, Uniballs, and Carla Tries To Speak

Season 1, Episode 79: Diapers For Primates and Strollers For Dogs

Season 1, Episode 78: War Movies And Bad Trash Collectors

Season 1, Episode 77: Big Tech, Public Nose Picking And Ichy Tacos

Season 1, Episode 76: I Hate Mouse Inflation And My Dad's Butt Crack!

Season 1, Episode 75: The Post Poop Pee Signal And Nosy Neighbors Worried About Pussy

Season 1, Episode 73: Baby Wipes or Bidets? Plus, Moose Knuckles!

Season 1, Episode 74: And the Days of Hate to Come!

Season 1, Episode 72: The Gratuitous Ghost of Gilbert Gottfried Returns 

Season 1, Episode 71: Bubbles the Colectomy Clown Woks the Dog 

Season 1, Episode 70: The WAP Café—Plus, Carla’s Pussy Stalks a Stinger! 

Season 1, Episode 69: Flushing Andy Rooney’s Bleeding Fuzzy Wuzzies 

Season 1, Episode 68: Pedophiles Who Read Banned Books, Plus Fake Monk Fundies! 

Season 1, Episode 67: Getting Our Goose While Smothered in Pussy, Plus Fowl Taints

Season 1, EPISODE 66: Straw Bangers & the Art of the Telephonic Poo

Season 1, Episode 65: BALACLAVAS, BABY WIPES AND 500 MEXICAN DOLLARS

Season 1, Episode 64: A SO-CALLED BUCKET PUDDIN’ OF A SHOW

Season 1, Episode 63: YOU ONLY LIKE ME FOR MY ALMONDS

Season 1, Episode 62: BOYS HAVE SPIKES, GIRLS HAVE PUMAS

Season 1, Episode 61: CLOCK SUCKERS FROM THE WAIST DOWN

SEASON 1, EPISODE 60: DUCK UPPERS, DILLY BARS & THE BIG DAMN DUMMY IN THE SKY

The Hate Napkin Christmas Special

Season 1, Episode 59: MISTAKES WERE MADE, BUT NOT BY ME!

Season 1, Episode 58: SLIM JIMS FOR EVERYONE!

Season 1, Episode 57: Low-Hanging Fruit: The Bezos-Musk Dangling Sack Package

Season 1, Episode 56: Five Little Monkeys Doodle Mapplethorpe Stick Figures

Season 1, Episode 55: Transformers Rapture and Carla’s Cameltoe Banana Bread

Season 1, Episode 54: Episode Canceled! Active Shooter Drill

Season 1, Episode 53: Butter Churning Butt Fungus & Mad Ham Flingers, LLC

Season 1, Episode 52: Many Shames! Two Packet of Hate Only for My Baby Fingers!

Season 1, Episode 51: Relaxing Sphincters, Ass Wedging & Lying Teenagers

Season 1, EPISODE 50: THE HATEYS “AND THE HATEY AWARD GOES TO…”

Season 1, Episode 49: THE AMAZING KUM & GO AMISH GAS PUMP BLOCKER GANG

Season 1, Episode 48: DICK PICS, ENEMAS FOR LOVED ONES & FISTING HATE

Season 1, Episode 47: A Bleeding Ass Requiem for Gus the Photobombing Hound & Gilbert Gottfried

Season 1, Episode 46: B*tch, You Out Your Mo-Fo Mind?!

Season 1, Episode 45: Carla’s Man Babies: Just Sticking Straws Anywhere

Season 1, episode 44: Why is my…PERIOD LATE? AND BROWN? Just Google It!

Season 1 Episode 43: Tap Your Foot Three Times, Senator Graham Will Be Right with You

Season 1 Episode 42: So Long and Thanks for all the Bath Salt Blizzards!

Season 1 Episode 41: Don’t Poo-Poo the Handicapped, They Can Poo-Poo Themselves

Episode 624: A Wire Hanger, a Cherry Dilly Bar & Thou

Season 1, Episode 40: Crusty Towels, Pig Wieners & Old Yeller Casserole

Season 1, Episode 39: We’d Like to Thank Our Turbo Force High Velocity Air Circulators

S1E38: Snow Geese Mating in Marshmallow Fields, and Butt Soap Investigations

S1E37: Nice Knowing You, Burkina Faso! Plus Oscar the Grouch’s Yummy Hole

S1E36: Bacon-Wrapped Vegans at the Bob’s Big Boy

S1E35 Sprinkle Queen Supreme: There’s no Pee in Revolution, but there is one in Putin!

S1E34 The Hate Boat: Scrubbing The Gummy Poop Deck

S1E33: Boner-Killing Handshakes (WARNING: SEXUALITY & VIOLENCE—ALSO, OUR SHAKE MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER)

S1E32: Pardon the—Pardon the Inter—Take Your Hershey’s Wedge and Shove it!

S1E31: From Super Bowl to Toilet Bowl—Plus, Pigskin Suckery

S1E30: Sorry Meatloaf, This Is The Bob Saget, Betty White Tribute Show

S1E29: Today’s Forecast: 18 Gay Earthquakes And A Chance of Snow

S1E28: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY, DINGALONG!

S1E27: Nutsack Packs, Backseat Fornicating Dolphins And Other Moist Marvels

S1E26: Dog Poo No Good for You

S1E25: Sunshine on my Shoulders Makes My Dentures Happy!

S1E24: Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie And Exploding Uteruses

S1E23: Oh, Squatter, Why Do You Make Me Go So Low?

S1E22: The Omicron Speed Trap Prostitution Coke Sting Special

S1E21: Tokay! Tokay! Fantasy Island, TSA Cop-a-Feel

S1E20: Ham Wiping Butt Flickers and Bringing up Barbados

S1E19: F Word this Cow-Hocked OSB Show!

S1E18: Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan are Hateful Larb Munchers

S1E17: An Emotional Support Animal in Every Pot

S1E16: Blow Pop Hearses And Schindler’s List Ribs

S1E15: The Nightmare Before Christmas Crap

The Hate Napkin Promo

S1E14: Feeling Blue? Paper or Plastic?

S1E13: At the End of the Day, Lotto Man and Chupacabra

S1E12: It’s Called Hygiene! And They’re Called Aliens!

S1E11: Snoozers, Losers & Boozers

S1E10: Carla’s Glory Hole Mug

S1E9 Eau de Hate: Old Spice and Brussels Sprout Farts

S1E8 Hate Haute Couture: Pink Camos & Wifebeater Dresses

S1E7: Cancer Babies & the Orld Ide Eb

S1E6: The Poop Episode

S1E5 The Hate Napkin: Texas Edition

S1E4: Hateful Pasta, Wretched Pants