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The King James Virgin — 84 episodes

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None of This is Reel Trailer

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Mary and Joseph Stay Together for the Baby Jesus

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Capital “T” Truth with Will (an Ex-Pastor)

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G.K. Chesterton: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 4

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Pat Robertson: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 3

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Jerry Falwell: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 2

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Car Episode: 90s Christian Culture

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Russell Kirk: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 1

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Evie’s Catholic Corner: Pope Hats (Corrected Audio)

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Abraham & Isaac Bond (and then Have an Awkward Ride Home)

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Isaac & Ishmael: The Monotheist Gets Polyamorous

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Abram Has a Hot Wife/Sister

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Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 2

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Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 1

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Judith is Not Lilith

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Ranking Sin with Will (an Ex-Pastor)

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David is Undignified (and Uzzah Dies)

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Psalms 23: David Plays the Harp and Jacob Plows

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The Temptation of Christ Was Probably A Vision Quest

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Hophni & Phinehas: They’re Bad, They’re Priests, They’re Gonna Die

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The Ark of the Covenant Will Melt Your Face Off

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Bible Battle Bracket- Round III

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The Tabernacle: Intense Incense in Tents

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Samuel: The Tiny Lil’ Baby Prophet

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666: The Number of the Beast

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Gideon and His Band of Weirdos

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Fire Snakes on a Stick

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Ruth Gleans a Husband

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Hosea and Gomer: A Life of Harlotry

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Evie’s Catholic Corner – Saints: Wilgefortis and Corona

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BLACK FRIDAY: 1 – Acute Spontaneous Melanization

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Cain & Abel Invent Murder

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BONUS – Aesop Abstinent: The Stag and the Oxen

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Adam & Eve & a Tree & a Serpent

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In the Beginning: the Six Days of Creation

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Daniel and the Lion’s Den: The Greatest Adventure

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The Miracles of Jesus: The Greatest Adventure

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Queen Esther: The Greatest Adventure

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Samson and Delilah: The Greatest Adventure

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Jonah: The Greatest Adventure

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The Four Horsemen of Our Current Apocalypse

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Naaman Has “Leprosy”

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Elisha Kills Some Youths

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Bible Battle Bracket – Round II

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Jesus Would Have Been a Socialist

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Unclean Animals – Peter’s Weird Dream and Leviticus

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David Gets All Oiled Up, Part 2 of 2

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David Gets All Oiled Up, Part 1 of 2

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David Does a Bad Thing

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Evie’s Catholic Corner: Self-Flagellation, Relics, and Stigmata

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John the Baptist Loses His Head

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Ehud: Righty Tighty, Lefty Stabby

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Oh, SH!T! We’ve Got a Clip Show

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Xmas All the Bits and Baubles

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Jael Performs Amateur Surgery

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Pass Me the Bible with John Cal – 1 Corinthians 13

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Tower of Babel Had a Failure to Communicate

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Jehu Drives Like Jehu

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Fairness is an Illusion

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Sodom and Gomorrah Do/Don’t Like Strangers

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Good Samaritan and a Couple of A-holes

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Moses Does Some Magic, Part 2 of 2

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Moses Does Some Magic, Part 1 of 2

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Bible Battle Bracket – Round 1

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Joseph Might Have Sleeves, Part 2 of 2

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Joseph Might Have Sleeves, Part 1 of 2

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Balaam and His Talking Ass

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Prodigal Son Has a Good Dad (and a Shitty Brother)

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David Uses an Effective Weapon

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Joshua Commits Genocide

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Noah Makes a Floating Outhouse

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Daniel Goes on a Diet, Part 2 of 2

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Daniel Goes on a Diet, Part 1 of 2

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Saul/Paul is Blinded by the Light

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Evie’s Catholic Corner – Saint Agatha and Saint Sebastian

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Jesus Spits on People, Part 2 of 2

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Jesus Spits on People, Part 1 of 2

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Esther Wins a Beauty Contest

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Jacob Marries Cousins

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Samson Brings the House Down

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Zacchaeus Was a Wee Little Man

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Job Loses the Farm

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Jonah and the Not-a-Whale

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King James Virgin Trailer

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