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The Legal Aliens Podcast — 199 episodes
198 - E3 is Dearly Missed & Will Our Countries Crush It At The World Cup?
197 - You Know What Clenses The Mind From Witnessing A Near-Death Moment? Go On A Cruise!
196 - A Tornado Makes a Late-Night Visit to See Us…
195 - The Search For $500 Poopbox Vehicles!
194 - Big Bird Almost Traumatized Millions of Children in the 80s
193 - This Podcast May Become Need for Speed Themed
192 - Twisters & Tremors: Michigan’s Wildest Weather Yet
191 - Project Hail Mary Hype & The 2026 Olympics Dropping The WTF Moments
190 - Arctic Blast More Brutal Than The Lack Of Epstein Files Reveals
189 - Was 2025 That Wacky? Recap (kind of)
188 - Did the Trump Dance Curse the Upcoming World Cup?
187 - Nintendo Pulled the Plug on Our Return?
186 - “Need for Speed Underground J” EXISTS!! & more!
185 - Breaking News! America Needs A Nap!
184 - Accountability & Charlie Kirk
183 - Lions Totally Winning the Super Bowl Guys
182 - Muted Hosts & A Comprehensive Breakdown of a Traffic Accident
181 - Reddit Car Enthusiasts Jealous of the $500 Focus ST
180 - Don't Get Caught Lackin', or Coldplay Will Catch You in 4K!
179 - Employee CRASH OUT!!! 👀
177 - Crackheads Deserve More Recognition w/ 7Spittah
176 - Holy Graphics & Hellacious Racing
175 - This Week’s Meltdowns…
174 - Diddy & The Need For Speed
173 - Getting Old SUCKS...
172 - This Podcast Costs More Due To Tariffs w/Junior The Demigod
171 - Your mechanic has definitely done this… 😂
170 - Low Street Value… w /Doce Quetzal
169 - Possible First Podcast Episode In North Korea?
168 - CDs are making a comeback!?! w/Rivit Rocks
167 - Not the DNA test we wanted… but the one we deserved.
166 - Make Crashouts Great Again
165 - New beginnings… w/ General 11
164 - Racing & Plane Crashes
163 - GRIT & DNA
162 - Call 1-800-GAMBLER For All Your Lions Betting Issues
161 - We're Tubi Movie Stars w/prettyypink & mah_quant
160 - It's Time To Find Our True Ancestry…
159 - (Latino) Voters… Let’s Talk About It
158 - Both Political Sides May Not Be That Good w/Doce Quetzal
157 - One Week Away From The End Of The World w/NoKissing
156 - F You Carlos w/Philip Saponaro
155 - Best Track of 2024? Let The Contest Begin!
154 - RadioShack & Natural Disasters
153 - Event Organizers... Please Be Honest With Your Fans w/Julie Fernandez
152 - The Golden Years w/Honey Roja
151 - You've Been Trashed w/Trash The Clown
150 - Eating Healthy, But With Hot Wings w/Tessa Nguyen & Victorino
149 - Don't Just Wish For It...Do It w/Ryn Scott
148 - People Think Being A Mechanic Is Easy…It’s Not w/Angelina Alcantar
147 - Circus Is In Town w/Poppet
146 - Alligators, Haters, & North Korea w/904Matcha
145 - I Didn't Get Fired, I Dripped Out Of School w/DrippinHoney
144 - Why Do You Keep Banning Me Instagram? w/Carlos Cerda & Victorino
143 - Real Estate Is EASY If You Make It That Way… w/Tonio Sledge & GoldynGambit
142 - Glad The Power Didn't Go Out…
141 - N.W.O. But Oranges w/Frosty
140 - Communication #1 w/_prettyypink
139 - Southwest Detroit Landing w/ Chingo Bling
138 - That's A Good Question Brother w/Clooner
137 - Simultaneously Stimulating The Nation w/GoldynGambit & Whitney Waz
136 - Hold On, Hold On, Hold On.... No Diddy w/ Better Unsaid
135 - Please Make Mistakes w/Diego Cruz & Tone
134 - Baddies On Business w/Oceania Cavazos
133 - Perfectly Imperfect w. Lovey
132 - Shoutout to the Honest Man w/Alondra Carter-Alvizo
131 - Como se dice? w/Estilo 45
130 - I'm Lit And I'm Passionate w/Andrianna Luna & Victorino
129 - Dodging An Unexpected Bullet
128 - Don't Do Drugs Kids....Unless It's The Good Ones w/7Spittah
127 - Imperfection Makes Perfection w/Forge The Sun
126 - Premature Explosions & Hot Wings w/ShadVsEverybody Podcast & TheTrueMando
125 - I Dare You to Be Homeless in South America
124 - A Pepperoni Nipple & Milagro Tequila Combo w/Victorino
123 - (Not A) R-Rated Parody Family Reunion!
122 - Give This Podcast A Hawk-Tooey...Spit On This Thang!
121 - Detroit Train Stations & A Questionable Alcohol Tier List
120 - Race Cars, Song Requests, And Women
119 - If Animals Can Learn, Why Can't We?
118 - College Football, Disses & Commercial Creations w/Victorino
117 - Cinco de Mayo Pregaming w/TheTrueMando
116 - You Slip It In The Tailpipe? No Diddy
115 - Total Eclipse Of My Bum
114 - A Podcast, Brought To You By Tiredness & Limp Bizkit
113 - Cuamment Time w/ xanamayx
112 - We're Everywhere, But Nowhere, All At Once
111 - Where's The Beef? w/Eladio Niño
110 - Respect to Dragon Ball
109 - AI Raps And It's Good
108 - Is Idaho Sketchy? w/Motor City Nerds & GoldynGambit
107 - GoldynGambit And His New GoldynGothWave Genre
106 - Super Bowl Stuff Was Kinda Mid
105 - Mandela Effect
104 - Sucking Pee-Pee for Detroit Lions Tickets
103 - ‘Katt Williams’ Energy
102 - We Cracking 200 Episodes Before GTA VI Comes Out
101 - Isn't Technology Great?
100 - These Mics Still Work After 100 Episodes?
99 - Halloween Bussin' w/Rob of The Spookiboiz Podcast
98 - I don’t know what to do with my hands
97 - Romantic Sessions w/ Doce Quetzal
I’m glad I defied the government… buying my first home.
96 - underwater vibes w/ Nora Yvelle
95 - MC Magic’s Motor City Takeover
94 - Motorsports for dummies
93 - Memorial Day Weekend pregame
92 - Don't Want To Have A Bad Time On The Toilet
91 - Mario Riding Solo Dolo
90 - What’s your definition of love?
89 - Brazil May Be Hiding Aliens....Pull It Up Jamie
88 - Don't Bet While At NFL Facilities
87 - 50% Unemployed, 50% Making Stacks, 100% America
86 - Saying "I Don't Know" Is Very Hard To Say
85 - Used Adult Toys Are Bad, M'Kay?
84 - Farewell Ash & Pikachu! ...Hello WWIII!
83 - TiKTok Doesn’t Like Us
82 - AI: The Future of Humanity?
81 - Sims, Shoes, and Succulent Meme Sound Effects
80 - Use Code “LegalAliens” For 10% Off On Our OnlyFans
79 - We Promise We Were Not In Those UFOs That Biden Took Down
78 - Ginormous Cube
77 - Virtual Podcasting Not For The Weak
76 - Mercury Retrograde
Being Argentinian Never Felt So Great
Reviewing the 2022 World Cup Group Stage
2022 World Cup Preview & Predictions
75 - Hibernation
74 - Behind The Camera with Diego Cruz
73 - Deeeeeeeeeetroit
72 - I'm A Magician & Sex Educator with 2Down
71 - How Far Is Too Far?
70 - Punk Rock Free-Flowing Style with GoldynGambit
68 - Halloween In Detroit With A Case Of Firework Faygo
67 - Tennessee Vibes with RAWDJ
66 - Getting Beaked with Motor City Nerds
65 - RIP Hagrid
63 - We're Serving The Streets, But Let's Hope We Don't Open A Portal
62 - Who's Your Papi?
61 - Art Diving with Seydehwon & Mike Falone
60 - Tacos, Margs & Tres Leches with Camilla-Isabella Cantu & Franco Aranda
59 - Recapping The Good Ole Week
58 - World’s Shortest Podcast Episode Ever
57 - Spirit Walker's Of The Net Meet New Friends
56 - Pure Michigan with General 11
55 - Smoke-Free Zone
54 - Cars Movie Theories with Precordial Thump
53 - Space Sounds Like A Tummy Growling
52 - Baby Belle Does Not Like Carl
51 - Metalachi Is Fire
50 - How Have We Made It This Far?
49 - It Be Baking Out Here In Michigan
48 - Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Caused A Glitchy Laptop
47 - One Sound Mixer Replacement Later, The Show Rolls On
46 - Richard Cheese and Spicy Space Memes
45 - The Power of Cupid And Worldwide Music Reviews
44 - kayvhaun
43 - Eating Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Eating shark..
42 - Ming Dynasty Wussy Got Me Actin’ Unwise
41 - A week away and we are “Brothel” EXPERTS.
40 - shoes, blizzards, and money moves...
39 - Previews and reviews
38 - Yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce
37 - Aliens VS Predators (Spicy food)
36 - Fellas In Paris
35 - I only last 30 seconds
34 - Gabriel Duran
33 - Generación 3
32 - NC 17
31 - We're (Somehow) Streaming Tonight
30 - Estilo 45
29 - "I don't know, I was thinking"
28 - Carne Asada Baby
27 - serving your country one nude picture at a time
26 - Suns Out, Guns Out On A Rainy Day
25 - “Talking nonsense”
24 - Grupo "Los Astros"
23 - Michigan potholes eat cars
22 - Xbox raffle and Coco Jelly sits in
21 - Grupo Monte
20 - we ain’t drafted yet
19 - Putin doesn’t like hot dogs
18 - Seeing death coming is how I want to go out
17 - FPS Russia and Castellano Star Wars
16 - WWIII Eve… and Super Bowl
15 - Middle of winter in this garage
14 - Juan Puga “Conjunto Blindado”
13 - Precordial Thump
12 - Make 4 inches great again
11 - Eladio Niño “El Niño Podcast”
9 - Black Light In A Room
10 - "SpookiBoiz Podcast"
8 - Space N Stuff
7 - Our friend Robert stops by
6 - New Year rolling in hard RIP Betty White
5 - Christmas time...
4 - Even we are short staffed... RIP Chente
3 - Death Everywhere
2 - Big elephant in the room... Oxford, MI
1 - Is this thing on?