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The Opinion Machine??? — 335 episodes

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#409 Dear White People, You Won’t Save The Negroes By Wagging Your Finger At White People

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#408 Nick Fuentes & Hunter Biden Are Pied Crack Pipers On The Same Team: End White Populism

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#393 I’m Celebrating Independence Day Alone. Duh.

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#390 You Have Been Lied To About Black Inventions.

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#386 The Chimp Out Zone (((On Stereo)))

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#379 The Problem Is Women In MEN’S Sports, Not The Other Way Around.

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#376 I Watched 30 Minutes Of “Trans” P*rn So You Don’t Have To

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#355 Lowering The Bar So Idiots Like Me Feel Like Geniuses - Covid, NFTs, Crypto & Top Shelf Booze

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#352 American Idol vs Educated A-Holes

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#351 A Pigeon Named Rose - Abortion, Assassination, Denial & Compulsory State Indoctrination

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#350 The Age Of Consent - Being Forced To Strip Naked In Front Of My Teachers & Peers, Like You.

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#349 Hate Incorporated - How The Left Calls Everything “Hate” In Order To Steal Your Stuff

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#348 Comedy In 2026 Is Depressing - I Kinda Review Miniature Wife, Outcome, Cameo & More

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#347 “LOOKSMAXXING”, Another Globalist Drug Cartel Scheme To Castrate Straight White Men???

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#345 Don’t Listen To This If You Think The Pope Is A Good Guy, (Unless You Enjoy Being Angry)

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#344 For My Friends Who Suffered The Spiritual Abuse Known As “Q”, & Even The Few Who Still Do.

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#343 Retarded Man Explains Integrity On His Tiny Dumb YouTube Channel

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#342 Time To Lose More Followers By Agreeing With King Cheeto. Your Own Damn Fault If You Listen

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#341 Bitching About The Bitchers Who Won’t Stop Bitching, AKA Entitled “Right Wing” Babies

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#339 I Wish I Could Save Reggie Watts From Leftism. Not Just Him, Everyone.

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#338 Thomas Dolby Can Fork Right Off Back To England So He Can “No Kings” His Own King Charlie.

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#337 Believing, Deceiving, & The Never-Ending Pressure, By Enemies, To Employ & Engage in Both.

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#336 I’m Not Qualified To Give Life Advice To Anyone But That Doesn’t Stop Me

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#335 One Third Of Your Life Is Spent Dreaming. Why Don’t You Care???

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#334 Customer Service Is Designed To Punish & Humiliate You. Who Does Better, Indians Or Filipinos?

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#333 The Truth Doesn’t Exist If It Ain’t On The Internet.

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#332 Funny Hats

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#331 Stop Being Gay

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#330 Everything Is A Miracle & We Can’t Stop Bitching

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#329 A Story About A Dead Friend Singing To Me From His Grave

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#328 I’m Transferring My Files From This Cloud To That Cloud & I’m Not So Sure I Know Why

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#327 It’s Hard To Admit You Miss People Who Hate Your Guts

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#326 It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until You Get Sick Of My Shit

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#325 President Cheeto’s Lovely Lack Of Sanctimony

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#324 Please Stop Trying To Make Me Care About Israel & Iran

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#323 I’m Uncomfortable With Nudity, Mostly My Own, But Yours Too

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#321 Solitary Confinement- Aren’t We All On Death Row Anyway?

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#320 If Every Turd You Ever Flushed Came Flying Back In Your Face, You Could Call It Facebook

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#319 Some Mean But True Stories About Zach Galifianakis, David Cross & Gavin Rossdale: Total Douche

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#317 Trans Killers/Victims & The State Licensed Monsters Who Make Them,

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#316 The Legend Of Epstein Shows No Signs Of Slowing & It is Driving Women & Weak Men Insane

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#315 Roger Goodell Is Terrified Of His Twin Daughters So He Hired Jay-Z To Hire Bad Bunny (Maybe)

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#314 Kid Rock Vs Bad Bunny Aka White Pride Vs Viva La Raza

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#311 How Many More Degenerate Conservatives Do We Need To Prove That Conservatives Are “Cool”?

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#310 Tell The Truth So Hard It Sounds Like A Lie - Learn To Cherish Your Own Credibility

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#309 The Steve Bannon, Jeffery Epstein Interview Was A Validating Eyeopener

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#308 My Apology To Josh, “The Scary Hippy Guy” On Behalf Of Every White Ska Band Ever

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#307 Jesse James Seems Like A Bad Person, But, I’m Pretty Sure I’m Worse

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#306 Shining The Spotlight On Degenerate Don Lemon

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#304 Merkley, Dude, What Happened To You?

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#303 I Am Definitely Controlled Opposition, But, So Are You, & So Is Marlon Brando

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#302 I Think I May Have Solved The Somalian Problem Without Committing A Single War Crime

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#301 Who Knew Joe Rogan Was Such A Needy Little Bitch???

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#300 No Amount Of Fame Is Healthy For A Child & That Probably Goes Double For Adults

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#299 Bill Maher Is Almost As Annoying As Me, But At Least I’m Not Holding Anyone Hostage

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#298 Ketanji Brown Jackson Is Not My Real Mom & I Shouldn’t Be Subject To Her Bullsh!t

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#297 Ignoring The Haters Is Easier Said Than Done, Especially In The Middle Of The Night

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#296 Guillermo Del Toro’s “Frankenstein” Is Life Affirming & It Makes Me Wonder Why It Was Nominated

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#295 Ryan Coogler is a Pathetic Anti-White Black Supremacist. Stop Pretending To Like His Movies

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#294 Pixar’s Elio is a Great Movie & That is Bad News For Kids - “Queer Coding” is Always Grooming

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#293 Mission Impossible? Try Staying Awake Through 3 Hours Of It, Plus I Complain About Old Actors

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#292 Paul Thomas Anderson Is A Badly Damaged White Guy • I Analyze Him & One Battle After Another

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#291 My Own Personal Somalian Scam Story & How Much Money I Got Away With

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#290 AI Could Bring The End Of The Golden Globes, Globalists & The Degenerate Cult Of Celebrity

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#289 This Might Be The Gayest Recording I’ve Posted Yet & I Have Posted A Lot Of Gay Recordings

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#288 Libertarian? More Like Liber-TARD-ian • I Can Say That Because I Was One Until Just Recently

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#287 Weapons Grade Temper Tantrums • It’s Never Too Late For A Good Upbringing

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#286 The Undeniable Power Of The Bold Faced Lie & The Joy It Gives Your Enemy

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#285 Hate The Hateful Haters I Hate Or I’ll Hate You aka Ladies Be Hating On Hate Too Much

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#283 Feminism/Leftism Is Getting White Ladies Shot In The Head, & The Men Who Push It Are Terrorists

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#282 The Time I Made Friends With A Gun Waving Mobster In SLC Utah - Is It OK To Like Bad People?

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#281 I Owe Chevy Chase An Apology, & Maybe You Do Too

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#280 Do Not Listen To This If You Like Candace Owens (Not Reverse Psychology)

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#279 Venezuela & Maduro, It Is All About The Oil & It Damn Well Should Be

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#278 George Carlin Isn’t As Funny As I Remember Him & It Kinda Pisses Me Off

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#277 Secret Social Engineering Via Algorithm Is a Public Mental Health Issue That Needs Fixing

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#276 Nick Shirley & Tyler Robinson, 2 Different Sides of Mormonism. Which is More Typical in 2026?

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#275 Anti-Erika Kirk Propaganda is Anti-White Propaganda, Stop Falling For It.

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#274 Blamin’ Shamin’ n’ Explainin, - When Is Too Much Enough? When Being Superior Don’t Pay The Rent

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#272 The Virtual Stoning Of Erika Kirk (By So-Called “Conservatives”)

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#271 Artificial Intelligence Is An Effing Lying C-Word & That Is Fantastic News

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#270 The Dark History of The Home Owned By Rob Reiner, Norman Lear, Paul Henried & Henry Fonda

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#269 My Failed Audition For The Kids Incorporated Pilot & Watching It For The 1st Time 43 Yrs Later

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#268 Archie Bunker, Edith, Meathead & Gloria Lead Us To Our Demise as We Laughed Along The Way

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#267 All In The Family - Norman Lear’s Lifelong Quest To Destroy White Dads & Their Families

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#266 Merry Christmas, Internet Stranger, If You Are Listening To This, I Feel Your Pain.

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#265 “Saint Nick” Reiner? I Would Never Ever Stoop So Low As To Call Him That. It’s Christmas Eve!

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#264 Conan O’Brien Is Complicit in The Murder of Meat Head Rob Reiner

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#263 The 2000 Roast of Rob Reiner Was Filled With Sickening Clues

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#260 Christianity Might Be The Tool That Is Used To End White People

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#261 Rob Reiner Chose Fame Over Family & It Killed Him

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#259 Rob Reiner Couldn’t Escape Consequences & Neither Will You Or Anybody Else

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#258 The Spooky Ways In Which I Understand Why Nick Reiner Butchered His Meathead Dad

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#257 Candace Owens For Sure Wants Charlie’s Killer To Go Free

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#256 Islam vs Israel, aka The Darkness vs The Black

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#255 Why Individualism Is Anti-God/Nature/Reality

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#254 Surprise Parties Are Evil Government Conspiracies

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#252 Getting Women Out Of Men’s Sports

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#251 Marjorie Taylor Green & How God/Nature Uses Islam To Ultimately End Feminism

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#250 Trump vs MTG, Massie & Rand

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#249 AI, Christianity & Nordic DNA

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#248 Eracism vs Embracism

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#247 Transitioning Update #2

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#245 Plurb1us vs. Matt’s Off-Road Recovery

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#244 The “Image” of God

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#242 White Christian Human Beings From Germany

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#241 A Letter From A Brainwashed Child

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#240 The Eternal Unflushable Toilet Known As The Internet

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#239 Tribalism For EVERYONE!!!

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#238 What I Learned Being Mistaken For Iryna Zarutska

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#236 My Apology To All Ethno-Nationalists

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#234 Maybe Thomas Jefferson Was Right

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#233 Only Pussies Call The Cops

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#232 A Story About Ace Frehley, Kinda, Allegedly

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#231 Good Charlie Bad Charlie

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#230 Conspiracy Fantasies Are A Form of Denial

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#229 White People Are Awesome

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#228 Is Candace Owens Controlled Opposition?

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#227 Pretending To Sound Smart Is The Best Way To Sound Dumb

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#226 Why Do I Care About Candace Owens???

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#225 Candace Owens Officially Sucks

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#224 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA

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#223 The Isolating Nature Of Rationality

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#222 Clarity, Doubt & Grifters

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#220 How To Detect A False Flag

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#219 Thou Shalt Not Name Drop Jesus

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#218 From Charlie to Jesus to Objective Good

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#217 Charlie Changed Me

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#216 Candace Is Going Crazy & I Know Why

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#214 The Banality Of Evil

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#213 That Could’ve Been Me

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#209 We Must Win This War

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#208 Vengeance For Charlie Kirk

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#205 Donald J Trump vs Cooties United

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#204 The Beauty Of Bad Tattoos

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#203 Charity Is No Substitute For Love

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#202 Don’t Like, Don’t Share, Don’t Subscribe

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#201 If AI Can Do Your Job, Your Job Sucks

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#200 Kapparot aka Jewish Chicken Sacrifice

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#199 Will Franken Ain’t Shootin’ Straight

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#198 It’s All Devo’s Fault

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#197 A.I. is DEAD

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#196 Copyright is Bad For Art & Artists

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#195 You’ll Own Nothing & Be Something

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#194 Black Pillers & High Horses

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#193 The Woke Right & Judaism

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#191 Gratitude For Hash Tag Gratitude

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#190 The Cowardly Centrist

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#189 The Golden Exgoose

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#187 The Art Of The Prompt

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#186 You Are The Gatekeeper

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#184 The Absolute Hell Of Inauthenticity

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#183 The Abuse Loop

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#182 The Anti-Committee Committee

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#181 When I Didn’t Sue The Mormon Church

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#180 Beautifully Boring Crystal Ballshit

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#179 Grace In The Face

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#178 The Age Of The Temper Tantrum

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#177 The End Of The World Part III

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#176 Little Did He Know / #TrustWomen

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#175 Bad People Are Using Robots to Push The Lie of Transexuality

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#174 Dork Wars

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#173 Birthday Boy Exceptionalism

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#172 The White Supremacist Gemstones

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#171 Trump Vs Elon 2025 Round 1

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#170 Shopping Kart Karens

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#169 Bono, Rogan & Savior Complex

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#168 You Are The Star of Glenn Greenwald’s Sex Tape

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#167 Christianity’s Heartbreaking but Shrinking Need To Be Validated By Academics Like Jordan B Peterson.

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#166 Why You Shouldn’t Trust The Human Beings Hyping Big AI

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#165 The Inevitable Increasing Hatred of AI & Robots.

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#164 Carrots Are Illogical Fallacies

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#163 The Brutal Truth About Artists & Academics

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#162 You Cannot Prove That This Is Not AI

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#161 Kash, Bondi & Bongino Compromised???

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#160 Hookers vs Hijabs, aka, Israel vs Islam

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#159 Race War!

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#157 “Consensual” My Ass

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#157 How To End Illegal Immigration

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#156 Why The Criminal Covid Cartel Will Go Free

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#155 Fighting Robot Slaves To Make Art

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#154 First Amendment Assholery

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#153 The Joy Of Constructive Criticism

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#152 Fame Is A Disease Continued

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#151 Ladies In Space

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#150 Your Life Story Is Actually About ME!

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#149 Keep Your Eyes On The Potatoes

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#148 Drunk Texts From Socialist Mormons

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#147 I Was Wrong About Gay Marriage

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#146 Christ is King???

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#145 Pam & Tommy Bondi & The Epstein Files

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#144 Stoners vs. New Wavers & The USSR

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#143 Zionism & Special Princess Syndrome

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#142 Won’t Stop Believin’!

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#141 AI Is Glorified Slutty Fake Librarian

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#140 Naked Kanye & The $19m Swastika

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#139 Cynicism & The “Good” Show

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#138 The OK Anti-Anti Declaration

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#137 Voice Messages Are “Creepy”

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#136 Fake Laughter is Satanic

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#135 Betrayal & Ultimate Ultimatums

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#134 Ayahuasca With Frienemies

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#133 The Lone Individualist

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#132 The Not So Amazing Polly

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#131 Imaginary Bullshirt

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#130 Weaponized Incompetence

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#129 Zuckerberg’s Redemption???

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#128 Tesla Truck Terrorism

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#127 Your Own Personal Psy-Op

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#126 Influencing The Influencers

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#125 Live each day like it’s your last???

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#124 Problem Billionaires

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#123 Americanism vs. Unamericans

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#122 Doxxing & The Rise of Cowardice

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#121 Using AI Art Tools For Good

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#120 Immigration - Good vs. Evil

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#119 What if it Was Fauci???

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#118 Christmas Forgiveness or Lack Thereof

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#117 The Unfollower

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#116 Donors

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#115 COMFORT

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#114 Doomerism

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#113 Moon Landing

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#112 The Morning Show

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#111 Mean Sisters

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#110 Almost Catastrophic Christmas Eve Eve

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#109 The Trouble With Certainty

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#108 God & The Devil Are The Same Fella

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#107 Vaccination

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#106 Staying Positive

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#105 You Wish!

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#104 Tofurkey

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#103 Self-Awareness

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#102 Do You Trust Legacy Media?

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#101 How To Be A Good Person

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#100 Luck

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#99 Mental Illness

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#98 Powerful Pedophiles

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#97 Gold

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#96 Kanye

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#95 The International Boomerhood

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#94 White Privilege

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#93 Vanity

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#92 War

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#91 Dirtybird Campout

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#90 Trust

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#89 Anonymity

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#88 Peter Pan

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#87 Blocked!

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#86 All Culture Is Appropriation

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#85 Anonymous Internet Guy

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#84 The U.N

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#83 The Siri Interview

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#82 Greta

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#81 Science

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#80 Comfort

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#79 Plastic

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#78 Fear

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#77 Ridicule

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#76 Blackface

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#75 Racism

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#74 History Is Fake News

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#73 Instagramps

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#72 Rape

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#71 Four Personal Stories Of Dead Stars

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#70 About Sam Harris

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#69 Democratic Debates

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#68 Brexit & Other Bad Words

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#67 Ownership

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#66 Never Forgetting

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#65 About Milo

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#64 Beach Drama

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#63 Aaron DJ Delachaux

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#62 Swearing

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#61 Empathy

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#60 Narcissism

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#59 Popularity

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#58 Jesus Just Blocked Me

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#57 San Francisco Has Deemed Me A Terrorist

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#56 How Are You vs. Whatcha Doin’

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#55 Genitalia

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#54 Reddest Red vs. Bluest Blue

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#53 Copyright??? - CopyWRONG!!!

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#52 Bitter Buddies

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#51 Exit 378 Nevada

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#50 What If You Couldn’t Speak?

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#49 Not So Different Strokes

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#48 Dreams Are Not Bullshit

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#47 Liberty Park High Five Guy

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#46 Imagine A World With No Roads

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#45 John Hancock Has Opinions

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#44 Beta Cucks Are People Too

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#43 Jerkface Vegans Have A Point

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#42 Murder/Suicide Advice (Totes Fictional)

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#41 Wheelchair Wisdom

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#40 Park Parking & Puppy Panic

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#39 Doublewinger

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#38 Sanctimonious Humor Critique

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#37 Patriotic Flaggotry

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#36 True Believers Repeating Lies

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#35 I Hate Hate Crime.

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#34 Toxic Masculinity Is Totally Real

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#33 Tattoos Are For Idiots!!!

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#32 Guns Are For Pussies.

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#31 Powerful Pedophiles

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#30 Fake Antiques & Phony Spirituality

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#29 Another Lesson On Independence

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#28 So You Think I'm Stupid?

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#27 Star City Piano Van

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#26 The Opinion Machine Feed

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#25 Hawaiian Death Punch

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#24 Barbara Streisand & The Forbidden Fredo

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#23 Unnecessary Introductions

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#22 Swipe Right - Swipe Wrong

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#21 The Smartest Guy You Know

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#20 Facebook Jail

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#19 Phobophobia

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#18 The "Real" Me

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#17 The Joke Police

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#16 Wooden Spoons & Bare Little Butts

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#15 Congratulations, You Blend In!

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#14 Individual Justice n Shit

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#13 Drunken Facebook Anal Ysis.

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#12 The Accidental Impressionist

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#11 The Cult of Climate Change

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#10 Dead Horses

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#9 - Dr. Thinskinski

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#8 - HIPPOCRIP

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#7 - Fart-n-Run

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#6 Chicken 'Lil - Emergency, emergency, human beans!

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#5 Looks like Mr. Knowitall has some gay little feelings he needs to protect

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#4 Two “Rare” Amazonian Tribesmen Walk Into A Video Store...

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#3 The Bad Listener

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#2 Me Caveman

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#1 Beach Texting