All Episodes
The Shallow End — 216 episodes
215: Pickleball Rage and Other Bad Decisions
E214: A Mugger, a Blind Wrestler, and Other Poor Decisions
E213: Court Date, Yoga Pants, and a Terrible Plan
E212: Dog Accidentally Fires Shotgun From Truck
E211: The Church That Went to Eleven
E210: Be Careful Where You Squat
209: Lottery Chaos & A Pistol Packin' Santa
E208: Arguing With A Vending Machine
E207: Bees, Bulls, and Bad Decisions
E206: Chemical Chaos & A Kafkaesque Identity Crisis
E205: Cowboy Bob & the Backyard Ballistics Disaster
E204: Counterfeit Chaos & Diamond Disasters
E203: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat
E202: The “Maybe Don’t Do That” Episode
E201: Karaoke Night → Gunfire (Because Florida)
E200: Better Photo, Worse Outcome
E199: The Tablecloth Car Thief
E198: Super Extreme DUI and the Serial Airline Stowaway
E197: Burned Biscuits and Attempted Murder
E196: A Lemon Shark And A Pickleball Paddle
E195: Man Tries to Burn Escalade, Sets His Pants on Fire Instead
E194: True Crime Oddity: Police Stop Reveals Human Being Towed on Sled
E193: Dangling, Shirtless, and Out of Ideas
E192: How to Get Arrested Using Household Appliances
E191: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
E190: The Worst Possible Time to Say “I Forgot Something”
E189: A Schedule-1 Savings Bond.
E188: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past
E187: The Guy Who Called 911 on Himself
E186: An Angry Parachute
E185: Murdered By Fruit
E184: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord
E183: Like A Monkey On Red Bull
E182: Trash, Flames, and Lock ’n’ Load
E181: Sitting Under The "D"
E#180: Border Collies Can't Drive
E#179: Platinum Dreams But Silver Bracelets
E#178:Pool Cues And Whale Blubber
E#177: Clown Pants and Raccoons
E#176: The Hot Pocket War
E175: Illegal Droid Relocation
E#174: The Gentleman Gas Thief
E#173: Little Bag Of Horrors
E#172: Well, That Went A Bit Too Far
E#171: Never Steal The Moon
E#170: Is This Your Snake, Sir?
E#169: Romance In The Road
E#168: Naked Guy With A Chainsaw
E#167: Combustible DIY
E#165: A Bullet In Your Hotdog
E#164: Kissing The Jellyfish
E#163: No Cheese For You, Lad
E#162: Getaway Blow-up Raft
E#161: Foiled and Soiled
E#160: Spontaneous Pants Combustion
E#159: Waffle Regret
E#158: Sorry About Your Horse Shoe Pit
E#157: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor
E#156: Spontaneous Bedding Combustion
E#155: Chunks Of Stolen Cannon
E#154: Not A Place For Bad Decisions
E#153: My Shoes Are Sticky, Eh?
E#152: From Tide Pods to Shipwrecks
E#151: A Very Destructive Selfie
E#150: Letters From The Shallow End
E#149: A Dangling Shame
E#148: Ratted Out By Salad
E#147: Shut Up Dirk!
E#146: Deadly Produce
E#145: Leave The Brass Section Out Of It
E#144: Standard Issue Footwear
E#143: Pyrotechnic Snowfall
E#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.
E#141: That Ain't No Way To Treat a Hoagie
E#140: A Complete Waste Of Musket Fire
E#139: Reagan-Era Spam
E#138: Eggs In The Radiator
E#137: Costco® and Exploding Shoes
E#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls
#135: A Christmas Blast from The Shallow Past
E#134: Chainsaws And Frozen Turnips
#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter
E#132: PVC And Dirty Underpants
#131: Hogtied With An Electrical Cord
#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits
E#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai
E#128: Yetti Social Hierarchy
E#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts
E#126: Take Care When Putting Things In Your Pants
E#125: The Devil's Pudding
E#124: A Grenade In Your Pants
E#123: Do It Yourself Cremation
E#122: Arguing With Masonry
E#121: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
E#120: Murdered By Fruit
E#119: Arachnid Gun Play
E#118: Dislocated Ghost Jaw
E#117: A Little Bag of Horrors
E#115: Don't Get All Stabby
E#114: Mesmerized By Molten Iron
E#113: Non-Incendiary Fruit
E#112: Elaborately Air Conditioned Head
E#111: Milk And German Engineering
E#110: Recently Skewered Pirate
E#109: 911, What's Your Emergency?
E#108: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
E#107: Emails From The Shallow End
E#106: Staining Other People's Upholstery
E#105: Wine From A Landfill
E#103: Hyperactive Squirrel In A Tumble Dryer
#103: A Dream And A Hammer
E#102: Bad Tattoos And Swimming With Crocodiles
#101: Raccoon In A Popcorn Machine
E#100: Fruit Cocktail From A Dumpster
E#099: Like A Rat In The Glove Box
E#098: Hide The Rubber Bands
EIntroducing: Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Johnny Knoxville & Elna Baker
E#097: Not To Be Used As A Hair Product
E#096: Never Steal A Fireman's Hat
E#095: Holy Hoax and Arachnophobia Apocalypse
E#094: Never Hire A Discount Hitman
E#093: Take That, Cap'n
E#092: With A Triumphant Grunt
E#091: Jumping The Camaro
E#090: Pool Cues And Whale Blubber
E#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy
E#088: Drunk Genius and Wedding Woes
E#087: Bad Place To Put A Hoagie
E#086: Snack Related Injuries
E#084: A Bullet In Your Hotdog
E#084: A Soothing Acid Bath
E#83: Thugs In The Kitchen
E#082: A Discount Hitman
E#081: A Horse Attachment Flap
E#080: Pulling Out The Ramrod
E#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks
E#078: Santa's Perp Walk
E#077: All On Fire And Stuff
E#076: Confused Fork Guy
E#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
E#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture
E#073: Blood And Queso
E#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!
E#071: A Spud To The Temple
E#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn
E#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle
E#068: Fine Art And French Fries
E#067: Living Next Door To Karen
E#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day
E#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
E#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution
E#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine
E#062: Hypothetical Moonlight
E#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo
E#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga
E#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft
E#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun
E#057: Hitman Job Interview
E#056: Fetching Boot Theft
E#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls
E#054: Cutting Off My Underpants
E#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money
E#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
E#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey
E#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces
E#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex
E#049: Thanks, Nudists!
E#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear
E#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
E#046: You Had Me At Howdy
E#045: Fantasies and Felonies
E#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers
ETSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark
ETSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen
ETSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney
ETSE040: Tinged By Theft
ETSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices
ETSE038: A Little Bag of Horrors
ETSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register
ETSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box
ETSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life
ETSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake
ETSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk
ETSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes
ETSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets
ETSE-030: Plotting An Imaginary Shed Theft
ETSE-029: Partying With Freezer Ghosts
ETSE-028: An Impetuous Leisure Activity
ETSE-027: Clanging Across The Kitchen Floor
ETSE-026: A Bricklayer's Tale
ETSE-025: Dousing The Flaming Appendage
ETSE-024: Janitorial Resentment
ETSE-023: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
ETSE-022: A Sexy Sobriety Test
ETSE-021: Desperately Seeking Deven
ETSE-020: Altering Your Prison Pajamas
ETSE-019: Sensible Cadaver Shoes
ETSE-018: Exit Through The Sugarcane Field
ETSE-017: Trampoline Chicken Coop
ETSE-016: Walking My Pig In The Panhandle
ETSE-015: It Must Have Been One Sexy Bench
ETSE-014: Never Believe A Drunken Engineer
ETSE-013: Deadly Lawn Furniture
ETSE-012: Prophylactic Pyrotechnics
ETSE-011: A Table Leg, A Broom And A Bottle of Shampoo
ETSE-010: Comfortable Salmon Footwear
ETSE-009: Fun With Mortar Shells
ETSE008: Diesel Fumes And Nazi Sweat
ETSE007: Some Rope And A Couple Gallons Of Vegetable Oil
ETSE006: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
ETSE005: Broken Glass And A Feces Covered Iphone 12
ETSE004: I Had To Throw Away My Floor Mats
ETSE003: Fascinating Dresser Drawer Stories
ETSE002: Those Scarlet Pants Are Fetching
ETSE001: A Scrum With a Guy In Underpants
EThe Shallow End - Series Trailer
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