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The Teen Commandments — 175 episodes · page 1 of 2

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Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities

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Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories

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Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!

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Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum

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Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy

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Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines

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Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes

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New Perms & Friendship Fallouts

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Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts

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First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly

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Your Turn: Humiliating Spotify Mix-Up & Disastrous Holidays

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Uniforms and Sweaty Ravers

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Your Turn: School Reports & Shower Fun

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Back To School & Clare's Daughter Returns

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Your Turn: Wrong Beds & Fake Tan Stains

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A-Level Nerves & Bestival Highlights

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Your Turn: Teenage Revelations & A Cheeky Italian Romance

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Chat-up Lines & Boring Dreams

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Your Turn: 'Grown Up Time' & Naughty Candles
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People Pleasing & Contagious Laughter

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Your Turn: Holiday Horrors and Greying G-Strings

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Teens Left At Home & Raising Strong Girls

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Your Turn: Bestie Celebrations & Rewarding Robbers

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Becoming Your Parents & An Awkward Hug

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Your Turn: TTC At The World Cup & Naughty Notes

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Bed Etiquette & Teen Of The House

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Your Turn: Wardrobe Clearouts & Moustaches

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Final School Runs & Spoilt Family Photos

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Your Turn: Sexy Fairy Books & After-Prom Parties

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Phone Bans & Parental Rivalry

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Your Turn: Imposter Syndrome & A Stray Pair Of Knickers

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Teen Slang & Energy Matching

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Your Turn: 'Hot' Girls & Prince Albert

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Unusual Crushes & Letting Off Steam
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Your Turn: Forgotten Spanx & Loo Roll Face Offs

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Bodyshop Dewberry & Teen Selective Memories

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Your Turn: Besties & Vajazzles

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Tanning Beds & Swearing Teens

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Your Turn: Crazy School Trips & BOGIES

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Detention Club & Netball Rules

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Your Turn: Cheeky Texts & DIY Piercings

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JOMO & Digital Footprints

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Your Turn: Spin The Bottle & An Unsterilised Snip

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Scary Phone Calls & Work Experience

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Your Turn: Oasis Memories & Floordrobes

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Sara's Big News & Teen Discos

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Your Turn: Brilliant Mates & Teen Tactics

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Matching Tattoos & Manners

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Your Turn: Nature's Toilet & 'Me' Time

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Super Mums & Teenage Rebellion

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Your Turn: Dry Humping & Justice For Karen

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Famous Snogs & Single Parents

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Your Turn: Fanny Farts & More Maggots

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Revising in Greggs & Sing Hosanna

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Your Turn: P.E. Humiliation & Tea Bagging

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Wild Nights & Dream Jobs

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Your Turn: Toxic Relationships & Velvet G-Strings

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Love Bombing & Daredevil Teens

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Your Turn: Rock Choirs & Water Sports

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Sweet Sixteen & Tiny Little Skirts

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Your Turn: Awkward Texts & Actual Maggots

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Hair Disasters & Fourth Wing Review

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Your Turn: Bunking Off & A Soiled Jumpsuit

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Female Icons & Teen Heartbreak

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Your Turn: Cheeky Poems & University Disappointment

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Teen Mental Wellness & Mystic Meg

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Your Turn: Unhinged Dating Advice & Fructis Garnier

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Teen Crushes & Kiss-A-Grams

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Your Turn: Mooning & Jacuzzi Mayhem

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Teen Female Friendships & Heated Rivalry

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Your Turn: Saucy Hotels & A Suspicious Briefcase

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Pheromones & Changing Bodies

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Your Turn: Stinky Skirts & Eating Hair

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Cuban Heels & Lemon Dildos

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Your Turn: Feather Bowers & A Quickie In The Woods

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Hot Teachers & Getting Fruity Outside

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Your Turn: Celebrating 100 Episodes & The Comeback King

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New Studio & The 'Everything Shower'

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Your Turn: Nicking Booze and Name Calling

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Communal Vibrators and Clare's Empty Nesting Movement

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Your Turn: Dildo Revelations and Falling in the Bath

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Car Park Crying and Diary Confessions

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Your Turn: New Years Eve Special

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Parenting Promises & It’s Behind You!

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Your Turn: Getting Fleeced at Christmas

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Christmas Extravaganza

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Your Turn: A Police Chase & Teen Braces

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Red Carpets and Blended Families at Christmas

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Your Turn: Elephant in the Bed & Teens on Tour

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Car Breakdowns & Stage Debuts

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Your Turn: Broken Phones & Selective Hearing

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Christmas Prep & Household Havoc

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Your Turn: Operation Sober-Up & Groupchat Rants

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Children in Need Challenge Debrief

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Your Turn: First Time Fails & Stuck in the Mud

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Empty Nests & screenagers

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Your Turn: Throwing Up & Embarrassing Teachers

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Challenge Week & Mocks Hell

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House Parties & Sibling Sabotage

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Teen Talk & Raves Abroad

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