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The Tone Control — 314 episodes
Ep. 325 - It's Worse But I Love This
Ep.324 - Terminology Terms
Ep 323 - This Album is Only Skips
Ep 322 - Johnny's First Metal Mix
Ep. 321 - The Extra Thin Condoms of the Guitar World
Ep 320 - The Ugliest Hugh Jackman Lookalike
Ep 319 - It Sounds Amazing, Big Whoop.
Ep. 318 - Irish For Gorgeous
Ep. 317 - Even Nothing Is More Than This
Ep. 316 - He can’t even play, he’s a skeleton
Ep. 315 - The Guitar Subcommittee
Ep. 314 - Tone Sherpa
Ep. 313 - I Gotta Go To Guitar School
Ep 312 - What I Had On My Face Was Not Poop
Ep. 311 - Philip K. Dick meets Lisa Frank
Ep 310 - It's Actually A Family Name
Ep. 309 - Storm of The Century of The Week
Ep. 308 - Standing On The Shoulders of Ned
Ep. 307 - 2025 Holiday Special
Ep. 306 - This Is My Cat Portfolio
Ep 305 - AMPle Seating
Ep. 304 - Some Sort of Mike Name
Ep. 303 - This Just In: Work Blows
Ep. 302 - Supprise!
Ep. 301 - Double Brunch Weekend
Ep. 300 - Why Did I Think This Was Good?
Ep. 299 - Don't Leave the Cone of Tone!
Ep. 298 - I think It'll Flap Some Pants
Ep. 297 - The Drums Were Really Drummy
Ep. 296 - All That Shit Talking Paid Off!
Ep. 295 - Let's See Your Amp Modeler Do THIS!
Ep. 294 - I'm Buying My Guitar A Laptop
Ep. 293 - Unwavering Sac
Ep. 292 - Go Write A Creed Riff
Ep 291 - What R2-D2 Would Do With A Fuzz Pedal
Ep. 290 - HashTagRiffPit
Ep. 289 - Do Not Stick Your Hand In There
Ep. 288 - Limp Bisquick
Ep. 287 - You Gotta Hear It From The Mouth
Ep. 286 - Yes, and...
Ep. 285 - It Is A Large Instrument (TWSS)
Ep. 284 - I'm John Mayer and Everything is Pine
Ep. 283 - The Cone Control
Ep. 282 - 2024 Holiday Special
Ep. 281 - Still Catching Foxes
Ep. 280 - Is That Brian May or Garageband?
Ep. 279 - It's a 12-string Hot Dog
Ep. 278 - There's differences but there's also sameses
Ep. 277 - Sponsored by HBO
Ep. 276 - Spiders With Swords? What Could Be Worse?!?
Ep. 275 - A Sawed Off Shotgun of SM57s
Ep. 274 - Somebody Bit My Lip
Ep. 273 - With The Confidence of a White Guy With a Podcast
Ep. 272 - It's Time To Uninvent Some Stuff
Ep. 271 - Is This One Pickup or Six?
Ep. 270 - Who Is William Eyelash?
Ep. 269 - What's In The NOOTS!?
Ep. 268 - The Pinch Off Bass
Ep. 267 - Hand Carved Ballsack
Ep. 266 - Old Guys And Their Sweats
Ep. 265 - The NEPisode
Ep. 264 - This Snare Drum is Penetrating
Ep 263 - Moon Jams
Ep. 262 - Guitar For The Table
Ep. 261 - The Mistake Is Complete
Ep. 260 - Dada Always Wants A Hug, Idiot!
Ep. 259 - I Am Extremely Hardcore
Ep. 258 - By Way of The Banshee
Ep. 257 - 2025 Is Going To Be Our Year
Ep. 256 - Holiday Rewind
Ep. 255 - But Justin, What About The Shareholders??
Ep. 254 - By The Time I Hear Her Honk on a Recorder
Ep. 253 - Right Here in the Eperzode
Ep. 252 - This Stinks of Greg Wells
Ep. 251 - Does Not Sing Reggae
Ep. 250 - Tonight We Heat Glass!
Ep. 249 - I've Been Tuning My Guitar for Over Ten Years
Ep. 248 - It's A $300 Dynacomp
Ep. 247 - Sound, Right? That Stuff Is Everywhere
Ep. 246 - It's Not As Good Because You Spent Less Money
Ep. 245 - It's Because You Have A Large Head
Ep. 244 - In The Meantime I'm Annoyed
Ep. 243 - Don't Fuck With My Fish
Ep. 242 - It's Pepper Time!
Ep. 241 - I Don't Want To Learn About Doors
Ep. 240 - Mr. Butterbean! Enough!
Ep. 239 - No. Not That Knob. That Knob!
Ep. 238 - The Natural Habitat of a Seven Year Old
Ep. 237 - My Martin Costs Me $3 a Gig
Ep. 236 - Comes With Free Velcro
Ep. 235 - It's A Real Butt Pucker Moment (Feat. Rattlesnake Cables!)
Ep. 234 - You Started This and I'm Gonna End It
Ep. 233 - Procrastinators Assemble Tomorrow
Ep. 232 - It Might Give You A Thickness
Ep. 231 - The Pizza Is The Output
Ep. 230 - Prohibitively Loud and Expensive
Ep. 229.5 - Holiday 2022
Ep. 229 - Drop Ship Milkshake
Ep. 228 - To Withstand The Boot of The Master
Ep. 227 - Joe Bonamassa is my Butler
Ep. 226 - It Has a Name and Everything
Ep. 225 - Shut Your Mouth, It's The Mids! [Feat. Coppersound Pedals!]
Ep. 224 - Anything is Portable if You Pick it Up
Ep. 223 - It Didn't LOOK Like Anybody Died
Ep. 222 - Nice G, Nerd
Ep. 221 - A Firehose of Unfrozen Vanilla Ice Cream
Ep. 220 - The Nurses Called It Headbanging
Ep. 219 - I Have A Question For The Sweatshirt
Ep. 218 - Shout Out To Papyrus Font
Ep. 217 - The Regular Duper Club
Ep. 216 - I Think I Might Have Loose Jacks
Ep. 215 - Yamaha Custom Shop 11 String
Ep. 214 - I Have So Much to Say and So Little to Talk About
Ep. 213 - As An Exercise in Hubris I also use a Metal Zone
Ep. 212 - NOW You Need To Retube Your Amp?!
Ep. 211 - A Pile of Tape
Ep. 210 - The Tone Control Jerks: Episode 2
Ep. 209 - Ham Is The Input
Ep. 208 - Half Man, Half Analog
Ep.207 - I Have To Put My Legs In Wednesday And Thursday
Ep. 206 - The One With Six Titles
Ep. 205 - Ya Got Cheesed, Ya Little Bitch!
Ep. 204 - We Went Six Days Without an Accident
Ep. 203 - Slash Tone Control No The
Ep. 202 - Am I Enjoying This?
Ep. 201 - I Used My Garage as an Impulse Response One Time
Ep. 200 - It's Just Some Schmuck Named Joe Walsh (Feat. Doug Kauer of Kauer Guitars!)
Ep. 199 - It's A Fun Hip Party When Alex is in Bed (feat. Coppersound Pedals!)
Ep. 198 - It’s Like Rushing A Fraternity
Ep. 197 - Get Off My Back, I Went To College
Ep. 196 - Radium Nightcap Is My New Band Name
Ep. 195 - On The Fourteenth Day They Tone Controlled
Ep. 194 - It's an S-Hole, Which Is New!
Ep. 193 - I Punch My Mind In The Face
Ep. 192 - I Don't Think It's a Bad Pedal, but it Sounds Bad
Ep. 191 - I've Done Shrek Like Eighteen Times
Ep. 190 - So It's An Ear Pearl
Ep. 189 - What If We Painted It Black?
Ep. 188 - This May Come as a Shock to You, I’ve never played a Dumble
Ep. 187 - Is It An Ibanez Model Number or a Computer Password?
Ep. 186 - Doug Is So Mad
Ep. 185 - It Could Also Stand For "A Bass"
Ep. 184 - My Mouse Just Did A Kickflip!
Ep. 183 - Just Like Porn
Ep. 182 - If Only My Snare Drum Had A Little More 2Khz
Ep. 181 - We're Gonna Talk a Lot About Fingers
Ep. 180 - I Eat My Corn The Long Way
Ep. 179 - Everybody Wants to Eat Cat Sh*t!
Ep. 178 - A Conversation About Being More 'Pro'
Ep. 177 - Pendleton Buttlord
Ep. 176 - Locally sourced, organic, artisanal butt.
Ep. 175 - Free Form Jazz: The Podcast (Feat. Sean Wright of Lollygagger FX!)
Ep. 174 - This is Season 174
Ep. 173 - I've Got A LOT of Knob Hanging Over My Enclosure (Feat. Doug from Thirty7 FX!)
Ep. 172 - People are People and What is Better?
BONUS: The CopperSound Pedals/Third Man Records TRIPLEGRAPH
Ep. 171 - The Guitar Is Back Comma Baby! (feat. Rhett Shull!)
Ep. 170 - I'm Used to the Dive
Ep. 169 - They Should Have Called it the Vint-Ish Line
Ep. 168 - Axel Rhoads is the Nicholas Cage of Music
Ep. 167 - We're Obviously Great; Some would say, mammoth.
Ep. 166 - Metal Zone For Scale
Ep. 165 - I Fixed You, Miku! Now You Can Be Music!
Ep 164 - The Ark-Uh-Duhs
Ep. 163 - Death Is Better Than This!
Ep. 162 - It's Too Wooly and Powerful!
Ep. 161 - If You Can't Tell, This Is Our First Time
Ep. 160 - My Quarter Inch of Joy
Ep. 159 - It’s cool if you’re into that kind of thing
Ep. 158 - Deliberately Doing The Deep Dive
Ep. 157 - Ass, Grass, or Podcasts: Nobody Rides for Free
Ep. 156 - Pedals Are Pretty Good, Gonna be Honest
Ep. 155 - GUITARSENAL!
Ep. 154 - New England, it's almost as bad as England, right?
Ep. 153 - So It's The Taint of The Guitar?
Ep. 152 - A Brigade of Old People
Ep. 151 - Hitting Your Big Thumpys With Your Thwappy Whackys
Ep. 150 - Don't Give It Infinity Ohms
Ep. 149 - They Should Call This Color Ashtray Glass
Ep. 148 - They're Spamming The Chat With Butts!
Ep. 147 - Three Quick Clicks and Two Short Clicks
Ep. 146 - Get Your Buffers in Order
Ep 145 - That Sweet, Sweet Charlie Brown Ass
Ep. 144 - It’s Like a Lightning Bolt Diddlin’ on a Pickup
Ep. 143 - Either I Don’t Know, or Yes
Ep. 142 - With A Presence of Forethought That Is Nothing Short of A Miracle
Ep. 141 - The Worst of Both Words: Vibrating My Butt With Very Very Much Loudness
Ep. 140 - Sometimes We All Want That Shitty Pizza
Ep. 139 - It's A Heat Clock!
Ep. 138 - They Cut The Guitar Part Off
Ep. 137 - $600?! R. Kelly Must Have Peed on it or Something
Ep. 136 - "Dongle" is the word you're looking for
Ep. 135 - What I Can't Figure Out Is... Anything.
Ep. 134 - What's A Podcast? I'm Eight.
BONUS EPISODE! The Jerk Control
Ep. 133 - Ours Has TWO Lights
Ep. 132 - Kyle's Complaints with a K
Ep. 131 - It's Such A Good Idea, It's Stupid
Ep. 130 - It's A Rat With Robot Legs! It Can Learn Tricks!
Ep. 129 - You Don't Want A Strap That Grabs Back
Ep. 128 - That's a wrap on 2018!
Ep. 127 - Is That True? Or Is It A Prediction?
Ep. 126 - Look At How Safe I Am!
Ep. 125 - Grip Those Cheeks Tightly!
Ep. 124 - Hey Guor, HEEEYYY!
Ep. 123 - One Is Just Shaped Like A Floor.
Ep. 122 - It's Great For Sounding Like A Total Dillhole
Ep. 121 - The Les Paul Jr. Is The Prince Shape
Ep. 120 - Here's The Scoop, Band Names Are Bad
Ep. 119 - "Gonna Make A Sandwich" Speed
Ep. 118 - Even More Accurate
Ep. 117 - OH MY GOD I DIDN'T WRITE DOWN A SINGLE TITLE
Ep. 116 - Pure Distraction from Tyler, Start to Finish
Ep. 115 - Damn old fool, I knew you were going to say that
Ep. 114 - The Very, Very Stinky Sanchez or Whatever...
Ep. 113 - The Place Where The Human Meat Lives
Ep. 112 - It's A Little More Globular
Ep. 111 - Pumpin' My Palm Mutes
Ep. 110 - Don't Start Believin'
Ep. 109 - It Was Climatic, But Not Climactic
Ep. 108 - Yeah, Reverb Is Just Short For Reverberization
Ep. 107 - Oh God! We Forgot The Mac Drivers!
Ep. 106 - I'm Gonna Scream Those Tubes With This Tube Screamer
Ep. 105 - I'm Going To Need Things To Be Purple And In DADGAD, Please.
Ep. 104 - The Episode About Titles We Forget To Come Up With A Title For
Ep. 103 - Adjectives Per Dollar
Ep. 102 - Ummmm…. Joke.
Ep. 101 - The Um Rate
Ep. 100 - Don't Pat The Blades
Ep. 99 - I Will Never Know... for now
Ep. 98 - Let's Simplify This... That Did Not Work.
Ep. 97 - HE'S BACK!
Ep. 96 - Complete Butt Blood
Ep. 95 - Higher Fi? High Fier?
Ep. 94 - New from Gibson! The “Aw, man” level of relicing!
Ep. 93 - You Still Sitting On That Ball?
Ep. 92 - We Did Already Did It
Ep. 91 - This just in: Anyone can play guitar!
Ep. 90 - That's All
Ep. 88 - I'm Going To Send You Fart Goblin
Ep. 89 - What are they? G-holes?
Ep. 87 - Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods and Services
Ep. 86 - GJENGANGAR!
Ep. 85 - Load, Bitch!
Ep. 84 - Yo Dawg, I heard you like effects loops
Ep. 83 - Does The Pickup Have Reverb?
Ep. 82 - Blood, Sweat, and Tears... and John Mayer's Legs
Ep. 81 - We Are Burt
Ep. 80 - Boy, I Say Some Weird Shit Sometimes
Ep. 79 - What Happens In This Podcast Will Shock You. At 34:20 I Cried
Ep. 78 - You Gotta Sneak Up On It... GAH!
Ep. 74 - I Love That It Doesn't Turn Off
Ep. 62 - What's The Deal With Amps?
Ep. 61 - What Are You Bouncing On?
Ep. 060.00 - Will It Gig?
Ep. 005900 - I Almost Said Podcast
Ep. 58000 - It’s A Reduction In Decreasing The Decreasing
Ep. 000057 - The er ee er ee
Ep. 000056 - It's 2016 and the internet sucks, cheers.
Ep. 000055/41 - The After Show!
Ep. 000054 - Hey Mr. Black, nice job on your reverb or whatever OR Fat and Less Horny
Ep. 000053 - You Know What They Say About Tiny Ears
Ep. 000052 - You would have called it macaroni or something
Ep. 000051 - It's warm down here so I took my pants off!
Ep. 000050 - Ton-E 2.0, Australian Edition
Ep. 000049 - See You In Hell, Ton-E!
Ep. 000048 - I'm Back, Baby!
Ep. 000047 - What Is The Captive Nut?
Ep. 000046 - Don't Make Fun of My Voice
Ep. 000045 - You Know It Always Comes Out Good When We Force It
Ep. 000044 - I Just Went Full Lumbar
Ep. 000043 - I'm DONE With Little Frets
Ep. 000042 - Be Interested Because It's Interesting
Ep. 000040 - Wake Up, You Piece of Shit!
Ep. 000039 - I'm Givin' Ya The Yeti
Ep. 000038 - Beer or Gear?
Ep. 000037 - The Today of Then of Over There
Ep. 000036 - More Than Zero Knobs
Ep. 000035 - Don't ask me, ask Carlos Santana
Ep. 000034 - The Phase Controls The Llama
Ep. 000033 - 2008 Gibson Witchcraft
Ep. 000032 - If It's Worth Doing, It's Worth Overdoing
Ep. 000031 and a half - Not Available, Maybe March
Ep. 000031 - ParkFuzzSoundVintageToneFuzzParkToneFuzzVintageSound….Tone
Ep. 000030 - Gotta Get Back On The Horseman
Ep. 000029 - It's Time for a Schmaltzy Tune
Ep. 000028 - Warning: This Episode May Contain Peanuts
Ep. 000027 - That's 27 in Podcast Years
Ep. 000026 - New From TC Electronic: The X4 Cubed!
Ep. 000025 - A Top 10 List of Top 10 Lists
Ep. 000024 - You Know What I Need? App Genie...
Ep. 000023 - Did we forget about tone?!
Ep. 000022 - We're HUGE in Denmark!
Ep. 000021 - Here's The Thing: Iso Cabs Sound Weird
Ep. 000020 - Where The Tubes At?!
Ep. 000019 - You Can't Hold Sound
Ep. 000018 - ahh, freedom
Ep. 000017 - Trying To Get To The Brown Note [LIVE]
Ep. 000016 - Loud Off Soft Off
Ep. 000015 - WHOOOAAAHH!
Ep. 000014 - Sick Bro
Ep. 000013 - Nothin' Like A Cocked Wah
Ep. 000012 - The Tone Control Slept With Your Mother
Ep. 000011 - It's The Dyson Vacuum Of The Guitar World
Ep. 000010 - Where's Your Sustain Now, Bitch?!
Ep. 00009 - It's A Dinky!
Ep. 00008 - Who Cares What We Think?
Ep. 00007 - One Man's Trash Is Another Man's 40th Anniversary Strat
Ep. 00006 - It's A Tone Wine
Ep. 00005 - I Would Really Like To Hold That Skinny Body
Ep. 00004 - You Like A Stiff Expression?
Ep. 00003 - Let's Just Say I Hold A Lot of Puppies
Ep. 00002 - Fixin' Bullcrap Since 1983
Ep. 00001 - Itty Bitty Knobs