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The Totally Football Show with James Richardson — 1000 episodes
Spain break down Argentina to claim their second World Cup
England beat France 6-4 to finish 3rd! Who will take home the World Cup?
Argentina break England’s hearts and reach the World Cup final
Are we set for another Spain v England final?
Bellingham inspires England to a semi-final with Argentina
Spain set up France semi - can England join them in the last four?
France ease past Morocco - is it certain to be Spain in the semis?
Argentina make historic comeback as the quarter-finals are set
USA turned over by Belgium, as Spain end Ronaldo’s World Cup career
England win thriller in Mexico + FIFA’s Balogun controversy
France through to the quarter-finals - can England overcome Mexico and join them?
Argentina edge Cape Verde classic after Mexico-England chaos
Portugal’s crazy Croatia victory sets up clash with Spain
Kane leads England to Mexico as USA keep on rollin'
The best France team ever? Plus England will see DR Congo now
Germany lose on penalties! Plus Brazil’s brilliant comeback
Germany battling bad vibes while Canada make more history
England set up DR Congo clash as Clarke leaves Scotland
England poised for Panama as France thrill + Cape Verde qualify!
Norway-France face-off on Friday after Ecuador’s escape against Germany
Vinicius inspires Brazil on bleak day for Scotland
England frustrated by Ghana and Ronaldo is 'back'
Messi + Mbappe electrify again as England get set for Ghana
More Cape Verde heroics as Messi, Mbappe + Haaland take the stage again
Germany indebted to Undav as Netherlands demolish Sweden
USA go through as Scotland’s hopes hang in the balance
Can USA + Scotland qualify after Canada’s historic day?
England power past Croatia as Ronaldo’s Portugal stumble
England kick off against Croatia, as Messi, Mbappe + Haaland shine
Spain held by Cape Verde as France + Argentina arrive at the party
Germany + Sweden enter the chat. But is it all too serene for Spain?
Scotland win at the World Cup…here come Germany + Netherlands
USA light up the World Cup - can Brazil or Scotland follow suit?
Mexico off to a winning start - can USA and Canada handle the pressure?
The World Cup is finally here!
Inter Totally Cup final 2026!
World Cup preview: The hosts and the dark horses… like Scotland!
World Cup preview: England and the other favourites
PSG pip Arsenal to Champions League on penalties, as Liverpool sack Slot
Inter Totally Cup semi-finals!
Palace win Conference League - can Arsenal beat PSG in the Champions League?
Como & Roma in the Champions League as Milan crash out of top four
Spurs stay up as West Ham drop down to the Championship
Villa win the Europa League - will former winners Spurs go down on Sunday?
Arsenal are Premier League champions
Roma take charge of Champions League chase at the expense of Juventus
Chelsea appoint Alonso, Salah lets loose and West Ham woes worsen
Inter Totally Cup quarter-finals!
Can Chelsea make it three FA Cup final defeats in a row for City?
Barca win La Liga in El Clasico - Mourinho to the rescue for Real?
Trossard goal + VAR drama = delight for Arsenal and despair for West Ham
Totally Extra: Cantona - the first Premier League superstar
Can Arsenal do the Champions League + Premier League double?
Who’s going through to the Champions League Final + Inter win Scudetto
Statement wins for Spurs and Arsenal, as Man United make the Champions League
Totally Extra: Tottenham’s trip to the Champions League final
Advantage Arsenal against Atleti? Was PSG Bayern too good? Can Spurs catch the Hammers?
Champions League semi-finals are here and a refereeing scandal in Italy
Chelsea book FA Cup final with City, as Arsenal + Spurs both win!
Chelsea sack Rosenior ahead of Leeds semi… and will goal difference decide the title?
Bayern win Bundesliga, Sociedad win Copa Del Rey + is the title race back on in France?
City edge colossal clash with Arsenal as last-gasp Liverpool win the derby
Gigi Buffon meets Jimbo and Horncastle (in Italian)
Will Man City v Arsenal live up to the hype? Like Bayern v Real?!
Where are Liverpool going and where is Iraola going?
Can Barca stage a remontada and will Bayern finish off Real?
City take advantage of Arsenal stumble as Spurs slip into the drop zone
Liverpool outclassed by PSG, Pep v Rosenior + the dawn of De Zerbi
Bayern make a statement in Madrid as Arsenal get back to winning ways
Champions League quarters are here + is Yamal the best in the world?
Arsenal stunned by Saints as Liverpool get stuffed by City
Totally Extra: Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle, 30 years on
Italy’s heartbreak, Potter’s redemption - and City v Liverpool in the FA Cup
Is De Zerbi Spurs' saviour? Can Italy end their World Cup curse?
Totally Extra: When Leicester were kings of England
Italy’s World Cup dream still alive but it’s Home Nations heartbreak
Real win the derby and can Italy finally qualify for a World Cup again?
City cruise past Arsenal at Wembley as Forest win big at Spurs
Newcastle blitzed by Barca as Arsenal + Man City do battle at Wembley
Chelsea humbled, City swept aside but Eze blasts Arsenal through
Will the Premier League strike back in the Champions League? Plus THAT Guler goal
Richarlison rescues Spurs at Anfield as Dowman delivers for Arsenal
PSG pummel Chelsea as Real rock City - will Pep’s men slip up at West Ham?
Is time up for Tudor at Tottenham after Kinsky chaos in Madrid?
Champions League last 16 is here & are the title races back on in France and Italy?
Chelsea survive Wrexham, Sunday shocks + Spurs in crisis
Totally Tomori: James Horncastle meets Fikayo in Milan
Arsenal take control of the title race as Forest & West Ham boost survival hopes
Liverpool lose late again at Wolves - could Everton reach the Champions League?
Yamal's first hat-trick, big derby win for Marseille and Bayern go clear
Arsenal overcome Chelsea as Tudor loses his first two at Tottenham
Arsenal host Chelsea, Man City head to Leeds + Atalanta make epic comeback
Bodø/Glimt breeze past Inter + will Man United finish 3rd?
Madrid beaten, PSG back top and Inter + Bayern cruising
Arsenal beat Spurs 4-1 again, as Liverpool break Forest hearts
Did Arsenal just lose the title? Will Tudor’s Tottenham take advantage?
Vini wonder goal overshadowed on toxic night in Lisbon
Champions League play-offs begin, PSG shocked by Rennes + chaos in Derby D'Italia
Arsenal wallop Wigan in the FA Cup as Tottenham take a chance on Tudor
Forest set for 4th manager of the season + FA Cup 4th round weekend
Frank sacked by Spurs - where does this leave the relegation battle?
Inter, Bayern and PSG all score 5 as De Zerbi's woes mount in Marseille
Man City stage incredible comeback at Anfield to keep title race alive
Totally Extra: Leeds living the Champions League dream
Arteta & Pep set up Wembley date - will Arsenal extend their lead this weekend?
Barca flying, Bayern drop points again + De Zerbi stays but so do Marseille's woes
Solanke scorpion stuns City as Man United produce more late heroics
Totally Extra: Champions League draw reaction!
Benfica goalie glory, Chelsea knock out Napoli + Spurs get ready for Man City
Champions League bonanza, Bayern’s first loss + Mbappe’s Panenka
Man United stun leaders Arsenal + Slot under pressure at Liverpool?
Arteta takes on Carrick in the Premier League as English clubs dominate in Europe
Man City battered by Bodø as perfect Arsenal outclass Inter
The Champions League returns! + Barca’s 11-game winning run is over
Man United dominate City in the derby, plus the incredible AFCON finale
Totally Extra: George Weah - player, president, pioneer
Advantage Arsenal & City in EFL Cup semis as Carrick prepares for Manchester derby
Real Madrid sack Alonso + what records can Bayern break?
Macclesfield cause biggest FA Cup shock ever while Wrexham knock out Forest
Totally Extra: Liverpool frustrate Arsenal + AFCON quarter-final preview
City stumble again, Chelsea fans are fed up + the FA Cup 3rd round is here
Amorim sacked by Man United! Plus Vinicius under fire + the Paris derby!
City stunned by Chelsea as Arsenal go 6 points clear. And Amorim sends a message?
Maresca leaves Chelsea, Arsenal vanquish Villa + Man United head to Leeds
Arsenal meet Villa again, Cherki's on fire + the Cherries are in crisis
Totally Extra: Boxing Day '63, Phil Brown and all things festive football...
Can Chelsea topple red-hot Villa? Can Man Utd function without Bruno?
Barca, Bayern and Inter top the tree + Fiorentina finally win!
Rogers runs riot for record-breaking Villa as Liverpool’s revival continues
Totally Extra: Fernando Torres - the story of El Niño
Will Villa end their Man United hoodoo? Will Arsenal’s away day blues continue?
Advantage Inter, Bayern’s late show - and a reprieve for Alonso at Real?
Derby delight for Sunderland, misery for Spurs and City & Villa keep on winning
Real lose again, Arsenal stay perfect + it’s Sunderland v Newcastle!
Liverpool show steel at San Siro as Chelsea are beaten in Bergamo
Huge week for Slot and Alonso in the Champions League
Salah lets loose on Liverpool as Villa blow title race wide open
World Cup Draw: England v Croatia, Scotland v Brazil + a good result for USA
Leeds rock Chelsea as high-flying Villa face leaders Arsenal
More Real points dropped, Milan top + could PSG really be stopped?
Chelsea & Arsenal share spoils, Isak delivers + can Frank turn Spurs around?
Can Liverpool sink any lower? How high can Arsenal fly?
Chelsea power past Barca while City + Newcastle come undone
Arsenal v Bayern & Chelsea v Barca headline European midweek
Eze hat-trick stuns Spurs, as Liverpool + Man City are beaten again
Totally Extra: Fulham 09-10, Roy Hodgson's European Dream
Scotland’s greatest night + can Spurs win away at Arsenal?
Ireland’s epic comeback, Scotland’s Denmark decider + can Brazil win the World Cup?
Totally Extra: Edenism - the art of enjoying Hazard
Ronaldo sees red, England see off Serbia + Nigeria strike
Bayern no longer perfect, Conte being Conte - and ten Hag back to Ajax?!
Man City dismantle Liverpool as super Sunderland stop Arsenal’s winning run
Will Haaland help City topple Liverpool? Will the Black Cats be bad luck for Arsenal?
Liverpool beat Real, Bayern outclass PSG & that van de Ven goal
Liverpool v Real & PSG v Bayern top midweek Champions League billing
Liverpool + City back on song but impenetrable Arsenal go 6 points clear
Totally Extra: Euro 2000 - the best tournament ever?
Will Slot’s cup gamble pay off against Villa? Will Spurs v Chelsea be crazy again?
Bellingham shines in dramatic Clasico as Juve show Tudor the door
Arsenal gonna Arsenal - are Liverpool out of the title race?
Ekitike's Liverpool run riot + can Arsenal halt Palace's relentless attack?
Arsenal thrash Atleti, PSG hit seven and Napoli ship six
Are Inter the best team in Serie A? Plus Real v Juve leads midweek action
Man United make it 4 defeats in a row for Liverpool as Ange exits Forest
Totally Extra: West Ham 06/07 - Tevez, Mascherano, Pards & Curbs
England World Cup-bound + can Man United add to Liverpool’s losing streak?
England on the brink, Scotland’s miserable wins + Dyche to Forest?
Totally Extra: Dennis Bergkamp - the footballer’s footballer
Tuchel’s World Cup decisions + La Liga & Serie A fixtures overseas
Kane rewriting records, Bellingham’s benched - and the end of San Siro?
Liverpool lose top spot to Arsenal after dramatic Chelsea winner
PSG stun Barca, plus a big weekend for Liverpool, Man City & Amorim
Liverpool lose in Istanbul while Spurs survive Bodo battering
Atleti stun Real as Barca v PSG headlines Champions League week
Last-gasp drama as Arsenal win at Newcastle and Palace defeat Liverpool
Totally Extra: Derby County 2007/08
Unbeaten Palace host unbeaten Liverpool, as Arsenal travel to Tyneside
A Ballon d'Or for Dembele and goals galore for Kane
Martinelli rescues Arsenal against Man City but Liverpool go 5 points clear
Rashford shines for Barca as red-hot Haaland heads to Arsenal
Liverpool strike late again against Atletico - next up the Merseyside Derby
Juve 4-3 Inter, Barca hit six and the Champions League returns
Haaland the hero in Manchester, Liverpool’s late shows + yes to Madueke
Totally Extra: How special were Mourinho’s Porto?
Ange arrives at Forest, England click and the Manchester derby
Underwhelming England head to Serbia + dream debuts in the WSL
Totally Extra: the rise and fall of Colombia in the 90s
Deadline day chaos, World Cup qualifiers and the WSL returns
Leverkusen call time on ten Hag as Vardy arrives in Serie A
Szoboszlai stunner sees off Arsenal, as Man City are beaten at Brighton again
Totally Extra: Nicolas Anelka…misunderstood?
Amorim’s Man United knocked out by Grimsby, as Arsenal head to Anfield
Another Barca remontada & McTominay still leads the way at Napoli
Spurs expose Man City again, and Dowmania at Arsenal
Totally Extra: A deep dive into Jurgen Klinsmann
Eze set for Arsenal not Spurs - will Isak end up at Liverpool?
Can Trent’s Real win back La Liga? And will Napoli retain their title?
Arsenal’s Old Trafford victory, Man City’s depth & Liverpool’s chaos
Totally Extra: Why always him? The Mario Balotelli story
Season preview part two: The relegation dogfight... and can Man United be any worse?
Season preview part one: Is there actually a title favourite?
Totally Gold 95-96: Keegan's Newcastle and the best Premier League game ever
Totally Gold 92/93: The Premier League begins
Totally Gold Champions League 01/02: Zidane downs Leverkusen in Glasgow
The Inter Totally Cup Final 2025!
Totally Gold Champions League 94/95: Van Gaal's Ajax go all the way
England are European champions again. Plus Gibbs-White stays, Isak goes?
England and Spain meet in yet another final + the latest on Ekitike, Isak & Gyökeres
Totally Gold 96/97: Dortmund win the last ever 'Champions' League
England aim for another final, Rashford to Barca + Liverpool’s spending spree
England win epic Sweden shootout + transfer talk & Snoop at Swansea
Totally Gold Champions League 04/05: Liverpool conquer Milan
Chelsea are world champions, England thrash Wales + Gyökeres heads to Arsenal
PSG thrash Real Madrid to set up final with Chelsea
PSG prepare for Mbappe’s Real + should Sarina shake up England?
Totally Gold 03/04: Abramovich arrives but Arsenal go Invincible
Paying tribute to Diogo Jota
Man City stunned by Al-Hilal, plus more Euros glory for England?
Totally Gold 98/99: More than just Man United’s treble
England v Germany again, Argentinian agony and Lyon’s relegation
Brazil bossing the Club World Cup, plus PSG v Messi in the last 16
Totally Gold 2013/14: When Liverpool let it slip
Al-Hilal surprise Trent’s Real, plus a first glimpse of new Man City
Chelsea’s winning start and Liverpool’s significant summer business
Totally Gold 1994/95: Blackburn's title, Cantona's kick and Klinsmann's quality
Tense times for Tuchel, Poch under pressure and the Club World Cup is here
Frank set for Spurs while Spalletti exits Italy
Totally Gold 2011/12: Aguerooooo, Balotelli and Harry for England
PSG 5-0 Inter - the biggest Champions League final win ever
Palmer inspires Chelsea to Conference League glory - up next PSG v Inter
McTominay leads Napoli to Serie A title - plus PSG v Inter preview
Chelsea & Newcastle back in the Champions League, Sunderland back in the Premier League
Spurs win the Europa League - who will join them in the Champions League?
Serie A title race goes to the final day as Ajax suffer extraordinary collapse
Palace win the FA Cup, while Forest set up final day decider with Chelsea
Can Palace beat Man City in the FA Cup final? Can Newcastle beat Arsenal yet again?
Barcelona win another classic Clasico while Napoli slip up in Scudetto race
A difficult day for Trent, Forest, Man United and Spurs
Arsenal picked off by PSG while Inter beat Barca in Champions League classic
Who will reach the Champions League final? And Kane & Kompany win the Bundesliga
Chelsea’s vital victory over Liverpool, plus Bournemouth’s historic win at Arsenal
Unstoppable Yamal stars in Champions League classic while Arsenal trail to PSG
Could it be another Arsenal Barcelona final? Plus McTominay sends Napoli top
Liverpool are champions, Wrexham are Championship and Palace & City are FA Cup finalists
Can Forest & Palace stun City & Villa at Wembley? Plus Liverpool a point away from the title
Barca and Real grab last-gasp winners as Napoli go level with Inter
Liverpool relegate Leicester, Chelsea fight back and Villa overwhelm Newcastle
Are Arsenal now Champions League favourites? And can Villa stop rampant Newcastle?
Will Arsenal suffer a Real Remontada? And can Bayern best Inter?
Newcastle take control of top 5 race as Forest and Chelsea make costly slips
Arsenal, Barca & PSG put on dazzling Champions League displays
European elite await for Arsenal & Villa as quarter-finals commence
Liverpool lose, Saints go marching down - and not even KDB can save dour derby
Vital wins for Liverpool, Villa and Forest, as the run-in continues this weekend
PSG almost champions as Mbappe and Lukaku bag big goals in title races
It’s Man City v Forest and Palace v Villa in the FA Cup semi-finals
Argentina thrashing Brazil, Trent moving to Madrid (?) and fun FA Cup quarter-finals
Spain, France, Germany & Portugal progress on epic Nations League night
Talking Tuchel, defeat for France and a big win for Brazil
Barcelona stun Atletico and can PSG win the treble?
Newcastle finally end their trophy drought to add to Liverpool’s miserable week
Real Madrid & PSG progress on pens - now time for Liverpool v Newcastle at Wembley
Atleti and Real go again in Madrid derby as Bayern, Bayer and Dortmund all lose
Man United frustrate Arsenal again while Forest formula foils Man City
Liverpool pick PSG’s pockets, as Arsenal hit seven ahead of Old Trafford trip
PSG well prepared for Liverpool but Real lose again ahead of Madrid derby
Fulham and Brighton knock Man United and Newcastle out of the FA Cup
Liverpool’s huge lead, Man United’s controversial cuts & FA Cup 5th round weekend
Cesc’s Como shock Conte’s Napoli, while intriguing last 16 ties await
Liverpool go 11 points clear after City win - is the relegation battle over too?
Man City humbled by Mbappé’s Real Madrid - next up leaders Liverpool
Real Madrid and Man City go again, as Kompany’s Bayern edge closer to the title
Marmoush, Merino, Man United, Marco Silva and the misery at West Ham
Man City broken by Real Madrid, plus Merseyside Derby drama
Barca, Real and Atleti neck and neck, plus Champions League play-off preview
Plymouth knock out Liverpool in the FA Cup, amid more misery for Spurs
Newcastle return to Wembley as Man City head to Orient in the FA Cup
La Liga title race takes another turn as Dembele dazzles again
Arsenal 5-1 Man City, Forest 7-0 Brighton and much much more
Champions League draw live reaction: Man City v Real Madrid again
Champions League phase over, Arsenal v Man City & Bournemouth v Liverpool
Champions League fates to be sealed as Barca put 7 past Valencia
Arsenal’s red cards, Tottenham’s crisis and Bournemouth’s brilliance
PSG power past Man City, plus a big weekend for Amorim and Ange
PSG v Man City tops the UCL bill, plus is ten Hag the answer to Dortmund's problems?
Liverpool looking like champions but Spurs and Man United are sunk again
Title race hots up as Arsenal fight back to beat Spurs
Barca stun Real in chaotic Supercopa, while Kvaratskhelia nears PSG move
Man United overcome Arsenal in the FA Cup, as Moyes returns to Everton
Advantage Spurs & Newcastle in EFL Cup, plus FA Cup 3rd round and West Ham pick Potter
Pulisic inspires in the Supercoppa as the Dani Olmo saga continues
Man United impress in dynamic draw at Liverpool, plus a Saints shambles
Leaders Liverpool take on Man United, as Arsenal stay in touch
Amorim’s United keep losing while Salah hits new heights at Liverpool
Atletico and Atalanta top the tree, plus our 2024 highlights
Liverpool put six past Spurs while the Manchester clubs both lose again
Liverpool travel to Tottenham, as Chelsea look to end Goodison hoodoo
Inter hit Lazio for six as Barca lose again in La Liga
United stun City in Manchester derby, plus Martin, O’Neil sacked
City crisis deepens ahead of Manchester derby, plus the World Cup’s future
Defining week for PSG & Real in Europe while Atleti are on the charge
Chelsea win 4-3 at Spurs after more embarrassment for Man United
Chelsea & Arsenal cut the gap on Liverpool, ahead of the Merseyside derby
Barcelona falter again while Atalanta win eight in a row
Liverpool sweep aside Man City - who are their most likely title challengers?
Liverpool conquer Real Madrid, ahead of meeting with fragile Man City
Liverpool take on Real Madrid as Napoli spoil Ranieri’s return
Tottenham thrash Man City at the Etihad, as Cooper loses Leicester job
Can Man City end their losing streak against rebranded Spurs?
Which new England players are here to stay? And what’s going on at Lyon?
Coote controversy, Kane criticism and the return of Ranieri
An incredible Serie A title race, while Real close the gap on Barca
Liverpool go five points clear as Man City lose four in a row
Liverpool top two leagues - can City & Arsenal get back on track?
Inter face Arsenal, Bayern hit 50 and are Ajax back?
Bournemouth beat Man City, Spurs thrash Villa and Forest are third
Man United v Chelsea and Newcastle v Arsenal headline Premier League weekend
Amorim set for Man United, while Barcelona thrash Real on a stunning weekend
Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool, as Man United lose at West Ham again
Record-breaking Liverpool head to Arsenal, as Barcelona batter Bayern
Big week for Barcelona as they battle Bayern & Real Madrid
Liverpool overcome Chelsea as Arsenal see red again
England appoint Tuchel, as his old club Chelsea head to Liverpool
Carsley’s authority diminishes - are the stars aligning for Pep and England?
Klopp joins Red Bull, Iniesta retires and other international affairs
A bad week for Bayern and PSG, plus penalty saves galore!
Brighton comeback stuns Spurs as Liverpool stay top
Villa victorious over Bayern - next up ten Hag’s Man United
Villa v Bayern and Arsenal v PSG headline Champions League week
Palmer lights up Premier League weekend while Spurs sweep aside Man United
How will Man City cope without Rodri? And are Friedkin a good thing for Everton?
Milan finally beat Inter while Barca win again but lose ter Stegen
Man City 2-2 Arsenal (twice) on an epic Sunday
Man City and Arsenal do battle, plus records broken in the Champions League and League Cup
New-look Champions League is here, while Kane bags yet another Bayern hat-trick
Arsenal win at Spurs again as Forest upset Slot's Liverpool
Can Tottenham exploit depleted Arsenal? And what’s going on at Chelsea?
England’s new manager bounce, Italy’s return to form and the San Marino story
Carsley’s England head to Dublin, plus Poch in the USA and the legend of Kerlon
Leverkusen's 35-game unbeaten run ended while Barca’s perfect start continues
Liverpool outclass Man United, another Haaland hat-trick and that Bournemouth comeback
Liverpool head to Old Trafford, deadline day approaches and we salute Sven
Kompany’s Bayern get off to winning ways as Endrick bags historic Bernabéu goal
Clinical wins for Chelsea and Arsenal as Everton are hammered again
Will Villa do damage to Arsenal again? Plus Hürzeler’s Brighton and Chelsea’s transfers
Nightmare start for Conte at Napoli as Mallorca spoil Mbappé's La Liga debut
Flying start for Man City, the Seagulls and Slot in the Premier League
La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A and the Bundesliga season previews
Premier League season preview - can Man City be toppled?
Heartbreak for England as Spain are crowned European champions
England v Spain: Euro 2024 final preview
Watkins winner sends England to another Euros final
Yamal fires Spain to the final - can England join them?
England's shootout glory - next up Netherlands in the semi-final
France pip Portugal on penalties as Spain dramatically knock out Germany
Turkey upset Austria after Dutch domination against Romania
Ronaldo’s Portugal progress on pens to face France in the quarter-finals
England leave it late against Slovakia to set up Swiss showdown
Holders Italy crash out as Germany storm past Denmark
A special announcement from AC Jimbo: It's Totally Live in London in October!
Georgia stun Portugal, Belgium booed - and England set to face Slovakia
Limp England win their group while sloppy France miss out on top spot
Last-gasp Italy equaliser breaks Croatian hearts
Scotland out of the Euros as Kane bites back
Belgium bounce back as Portugal cruise into the knockouts
France draw with the Dutch while Austria and Ukraine are victorious
England dire in Denmark draw as Spain outclass Italy
Scotland keep Euro hopes alive as England prepare for Denmark
Portugal snatch all three points after Turkey and Georgia thriller
Romania and Slovakia shock while France win - but at what cost to Mbappé?
Bellingham brilliance sees England sneak past Serbia
England get set for Serbia as Spain conquer Croatia
Germany smash Scotland to kick off the Euros
Euro 2024 preview Part 2 - the dark horses
Euro Stories: 2016
Euro Stories: 2012
Euro Stories: 2008
Euro Stories: 2004
Euro Stories: 2000
Euro Stories: 1996
Euro Stories: 1992
Euro Stories: 1988
Euro 2024 preview Part 1 - the favourites
Ancelotti leads Real to another Champions League title
Real Madrid and Dortmund head to Wembley as Maresca heads to Chelsea
Man United stun City to win the FA Cup, as Saints return to the Premier League
Lookman downs Leverkusen, Chelsea’s manager search and City v United at Wembley
Leverkusen and Atalanta look to make history
Man City win the title race as Klopp and De Zerbi exit English football
Farewell Jurgen Klopp, goodbye Premier League season and so long VAR?
Mbappe says goodbye to PSG, Bologna say hello to the Champions League
Arsenal take the title race to the final day as Man City head to Spurs
Real Madrid set up Dortmund final as Arsenal face their Old Trafford hoodoo
Will it be a Real Madrid-PSG Champions League final?
Tottenham taken apart by Liverpool as Ipswich join the elite
Sancho shines in the Champions League, plus the next chapter in the title race
Can Dortmund damage PSG’s Champions League dreams?
Arsenal’s stressful win at Spurs and Salah’s spat with Klopp
Va-Va Voom! Tom Williams talks modern French football
Everton win Klopp’s last derby, as free-scoring Arsenal take on Tottenham
Inter win their 20th title, while Bellingham wins another Clásico
An embarrassing weekend for Man United and Nottingham Forest
No double treble for Man City - can Chelsea upset them in the FA Cup semis?
Leverkusen are champions…who will be Champions League semi-finalists?
Liverpool and Arsenal both beaten as Man City take control of title race
Arsenal and Man City get countered in spectacular Champions League week
Broken Bayern face Arsenal in the Champions League, plus why PSG will reach the final
Controlled Arsenal overtake wasteful Liverpool after chaos at Old Trafford
Is Foden footballer of the year? Will we get another Man Utd Liverpool classic?
Could Nagelsmann head back to Bayern and could Juventus miss out on the Champions League?
Spoils shared at the Etihad as City and Arsenal draw and Liverpool go top
Will Rice and Havertz make the difference for Arsenal against City?
Does Rice need help for England, are Germany back and can Wales do it again?
England v Brazil, Euro 24 play-offs and that Forest points deduction
Barcelona’s phenomenal week and what has happened to Juventus?
Man United edge an FA Cup classic and join Coventry, Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup semi finals
Arsenal show their steel and Man United look to save their season against Liverpool
Big Champions League week for Barcelona and Inzaghi’s irresistible Inter
Liverpool and Man City battle to epic draw as Havertz heads Arsenal top
Klopp v Pep for the last time at Anfield, plus the worst teams in Premier League history
Pedri’s injury nightmare, and are Leverkusen home and dry?
City dominate United in the derby while Liverpool leave it very late at Forest
Thrilling City ready for Manchester derby as Everton points reprieve piles on pressure at the bottom
Enrique shows Mbappe who’s boss as De Rossi’s Roma continue to roar
Klopp DNA leads Liverpool to the League Cup, plus we applaud Arsenal and salute Silva
Stretched Liverpool take on Chelsea at Wembley, while Arsenal rue lack of depth in Porto
Bayern beaten again as Napoli and Barcelona try to save their seasons
Liverpool and Arsenal capitalise on City's rare slip up
Can flakey Chelsea go toe to toe with Man City again?
Lifeless Bayern and red-hot Real Madrid get set for the Champions League
Supreme Arsenal stick six past Moyes’s Hammers
Arsenal test title credentials at West Ham, plus a fitting final at AFCON
Inter seize control of Serie A, with the top two set to clash in Spain and Germany
Liverpool lose their heads at Arsenal while Chelsea fans finally lose patience
Brand new Liverpool head to Arsenal and why smart Luton battered Brighton
Why Xavi reached breaking point at Barcelona, plus Inter Juve looms large
Klopp leaving Liverpool and the miracle of Maidstone
Man City confront Spurs hoodoo in the FA Cup while Chelsea romp to League Cup final with Liverpool
Leverkusen extend their lead and Juventus go top of Serie A
Liverpool stepping up without Salah and why Palace need to act now
Liverpool do battle at Bournemouth as Henderson hotfoots it from Saudi Arabia
Mourinho gets sacked by Roma while Barcelona get thrashed by Real
De Bruyne is back, while Spurs battle back at Man United
Chelsea in trouble, Man United v Spurs and AFCON previewed
Another Napoli crisis and the renovation of Real Madrid
Arsenal’s season needs saving as Liverpool, Newcastle & Maidstone enjoy their FA Cup weekend
Sunderland v Newcastle & Arsenal v Liverpool headline the FA Cup 3rd round
Sancho and the transfer scene around Europe
How will Liverpool cope without Salah and what's happened to Arsenal?
Arsenal face title test at Anfield, as Nuno replaces Cooper at Forest
Champions League draw reaction, as Spanish managers continue to thrive
What’s happening with Man City? And why aren’t Liverpool’s frontline clicking?
Newcastle and Man United crash out of Europe, as ten Hag's team travel to Anfield
Big week for PSG in the Champions League and a big win for Girona at Barcelona
More misery for Man United & Chelsea - but hats off to Emery, Iraola & Dyche
Villa vanquish Man City - can they do the same to Arsenal?
Euro 2024 draw and statement wins for Inter and Barcelona
Ange’s absolute vindication as Spurs draw 3-3 at Man City
Man United's Champions League chaos and Man City's bogey team Tottenham
Can Newcastle upset PSG again and can Leverkusen be stopped?
Liverpool’s big point at Man City, Chelsea’s dreadful defence and Garnacho’s goal
Man City take on Liverpool and angry Everton host Man United
Everton’s 10-point deduction and Qatar one year on
Road to Euro 2024 - Italy must win, Republic of Ireland must lose
Napoli sack Rudi García, Leverkusen flying and PSG back on top
Chelsea and Man City serve up a Premier League classic
Man United beaten in Copenhagen and Spurs lose to Chelsea - the most chaotic week of the season
King Kane reigns supreme while it’s crunch time for Milan in the Champions League
Diaz levels for Liverpool as Arteta’s Arsenal slip up at St James’s
Man United get walloped, Pochettino returns to Spurs and Emery celebrates a year at Villa
An incredible weekend for Bellingham & Kane, a bad weekend for Ligue 1
Man City outclass Man United, as Tottenham’s remarkable season continues
The Manchester derby, the Raya-Ramsdale debate and Everton’s possible points loss
Boring Barcelona, durable Dortmund and Champions League matchday 3
Chelsea surprise Arsenal as Emery's Villa hammer the Hammers
Liverpool v Everton, Chelsea v Arsenal, Pep v De Zerbi and Bellingham v Italy
Scotland qualify, Wales win big, England host Italy & Ratcliffe makes his Man United move
Rooney, Hazard, Messi and more on your international break pod
Bellingham, Guirassy and Fiorentina hit new heights
Arsenal snatch massive win over Man City, but Tottenham top the table
Newcastle hammer PSG, Man United wilt again and Arsenal try to master Man City
Napoli on fire in time for Real Madrid, while PSG head to St James’ Park
Big wins for Wolves, Villa & Luton, and a big defeat for VAR at Spurs-Liverpool
Liverpool take the Tottenham test, the Osimhen affair and the WSL returns
Atletico win the derby, PSG win Le Classique and Girona and Brest face the cotton test
Spurs impress at Arsenal, Everton win at last and the Blades are beaten 8-0
Man United bruised by Bayern, now get set for a dazzling derby in North London
The Champions League returns while Alonso and Vlahovic show their value
Brighton outclass Man United, as Arsenal edge past uninspired Everton
Will Arsenal lose at Goodison again? Will Man United lose to Brighton again?
Flick fired as Germany manager while Scotland look well set for Southgate’s England
Henderson, Scotland and Brazil - the international break is here
Bellingham love affair continues while it’s worrying times for Dortmund, Roma and Lyon
Arsenal show their personality, with Son, Ferguson and Sancho also in the headlines
Arsenal battle Man United, fun Villa head to Anfield and Luton’s big night arrives
Lukaku reunites with Mourinho, Yamal lights up La Liga and Pulisic does it again
Liverpool and West Ham defy the odds as Everton stay rock bottom
Liverpool’s defence to be tested at Newcastle, as a basement battle looms at Goodison
Dream debuts for Kane and Pulisic as Lyon endure nightmare start
Spain pip England to World Cup glory, while Tottenham get their club back
Can Newcastle finally win at the Etihad? Can the Lionesses become world champions?
Mbappe stays, Kane & Bellingham debut and Serie A returns
Chelsea look refreshed while Newcastle look relentless
Previewing the Premier League season - will it contain Kane?
England through, Arsenal victorious and the state of Liverpool
Kane, Buffon and the return of the EFL
Saudi money and some transformative transfers in the Premier League
What to expect from the Totally Football Show
Silvio Berlusconi part 2: The Bunga Bunga years
Silvio Berlusconi part 1: The man who made Milan
Man City win the Champions League in Istanbul as the 22-23 season comes to an end
The Inter Totally Final - Producer Charlie Vs Tom Williams
West Ham European champions in Prague, Postecoglou appointed by Spurs and Inter stand in the way of City treble
City beat Man Utd to the FA Cup with two Gündoğan vollies and West Ham attempt The Italian Job in Prague
Sevilla win their 7th Europa League, Manchester Derby in the FA Cup Final and Wednesday promoted
Dortmund blow the Bundesliga. Will Mourinho leave Roma with the Europa League trophy?
Goodbye Leeds and Leicester, hello Luton
Who will be in the Premier League next season?
Vinicius, Juventus and Dortmund on the brink of the Bundesliga
Man City are champions, Forest are safe and Brighton are in Europe
Man City’s catharsis, Toney’s ban and Kane’s future
Barcelona win La Liga, Bayern and Dortmund win big and a big semi-final week in Europe
Brighton end Arsenal’s title hopes and Pochettino gets set for Chelsea
Man City battle back at the Bernabeu. What next at Goodison?
Everton and Forest find some goals and a way out of the bottom three
Guardiola looking to banish memories of Bernabeu bedlam
Big Sam’s return, Haaland’s record and Lampard’s future
PSG embarrassed again, Bayern back on top and Napoli nearly champions
Calling out Klopp, applauding Alvarez and asking what next for Kane and Hodgson?
Man City school Arsenal, while Chelsea are just sad to watch
Juventus get their points back but Bayern Munich are breaking down
The Manchester cup final is coming, Man City Arsenal is here and Spurs are sinking fast
Milan clubs set up a semi-final. Will we see an all Manchester FA Cup final?
Chelsea’s last chance, Inter’s last dance and PSG’ s manager hunt set to advance?
Bigging up Bournemouth and Brighton, as complacency costs Arsenal
Pep’s proper football beats Bayern as lethargic Leicester look to Smith
Calcio is back, Champions League returns but where have all the goal scorers gone?
Haaland, Hodgson and a hell of a game at Anfield
Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test
More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund
Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers
Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford
Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel
Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil
Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying
Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return
Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?
Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak
Trossard transforming Arsenal, Liverpool’s away day woe and who’s going down?
Tottenham’s dire Champions League exit and Potter’s fresh start at Chelsea
Will Bayern keep Mbappe at bay? Will Sevilla and Valencia go down?
Liverpool 7-0 Man United and that Reiss Nelson moment
Grimsby in the FA Cup quarters, Spurs chopped by the Blades, Arsenal go 5 points clear, Fulham's incredible campaign and a look ahead to the weekend's fixtures
PSG pull away, Dortmund and Bayern level pegging, La Liga top 4 all drop points and Milan and Inter battle for second
Man United ease to League Cup victory, more blues at the Bridge, City and Arsenal both win and 6 points for Javi Gracia's Leeds
Liverpool hit for 5 but going for top 4, City struggling away and the Carabao Cup final awaits
All tied in the Bundesliga, Napoli cruising, chaotic PSG leave it late and off-field unrest at Barca
Arsenal leave it late and City drop points as Man Utd bids come in and Potters Chelsea can't score
City beat Arsenal and go top, Chelsea and Spurs lose in the Champions League and the Premier League preview
Champions League returns with PSG problems and Spurs and Milan unpredictable, whilst Real Madrid win yet another trophy
City win and Arsenal draw ahead of their midweek clash, Nathan Jones goes and Champions League returns
A rollercoaster week for Leeds, City lawyer up, Liverpool search for a spark in the Derby and Arsenal host Brentford
Bayern back to winning ways, Inter win the derby as Napoli go clear, Marseille beaten at home and Mallorca beat Madrid
Man City accused of breaking financial rules as they lose to record breaking Kane, Dyche debut win and Liverpool thrashed again
Record spending in the transfer window, Arsenal on Mersey for Dyche's debut and Spurs take on Man City
Madrid and PSG drop points, a title race in Germany and Milan's Malaise
Brighton best Liverpool again and Dyche rocks up at Everton
Pure Clichés: The Language of Football
Wrexham in the spotlight, Guardiola versus Arteta and are Man United & Newcastle Wembley-bound?
Juventus deducted 15 points and the Bundesliga’s back with a bang
Another big test passed by Arsenal but Man City are stirring
Arsenal v Man Utd is big again, plus Klopp’s landmark date with Chelsea
Napoli race clear but could we see title races in France & Germany?
Arsenal swagger past Spurs - is the Man City Liverpool era coming to an end?
Saints stun City, ahead of Manchester and North London derby weekend
Felix on his way, Deschamps set to stay and Bale calls it a day
Wolves cry foul while Potter needs patience
FA Cup awaits for Liverpool, Everton and the crisis clubs
Parker pops up at Brugge, PSG lose and Serie A returns
What is Arsenal’s weakness and what has happened to Spurs?
A Feast of Festive Football
Welcome back, Premier League
Messi and Argentina win the best World Cup final ever
Totally Tifo - World Cup final preview
France destroy Morocco’s dreams, thanks to the evolution of Griezmann
It's the Messi Show - Argentina are in the final
England exit but show signs of progress as Morocco make the semi-finals
Netherlands Argentina madness, Slaven Bilic stops by and England France is 50/50
Morocco make history as rampant Ramos replaces Ronaldo
Brazil blitz South Korea as Croatia creak past Japan
England see off Senegal to tee up tie with world champions France
The Netherlands turn up as the USA exit, and Demba Ba on England-Senegal
South Korea go through, Uruguay and Ghana go home, the Swiss succeed against Serbia
Japan go through, Germany go home, Croatia crack on
Australia advance, Poland progress and Mexico come maddeningly close to qualifying
USA handle the pressure, England turn on the style and are Netherlands any good?
Brazil bypass Switzerland, Ghana get away from South Korea and Portugal pass Uruguay
Canada crash out, Morocco make waves and Fullkrug the fulcrum for Germany?
Messi, Mbappe, maybe for Australia and maybe not for Germany?
USA & Iran set up crunch clash, Qatar crash out and where were Foden, Bale & Ramsey?
Brazil beat Serbia and Portugal Siiiuuurvive Ghana comeback
Japan shock Germany and Spain smash Costa Rica
Saudi Arabia enjoy their greatest day - can Canada follow suit?
A heartening and a disheartening day for England and Wales
Qatar confusingly rubbish, and can dumb USA outsmart Wales?
World Cup preview - Groups E to H
World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups C & D
World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups A & B
Mourinho betrayed, Union thrashed and the lack of violence in La Liga
Ronaldo, resurgent Rodgers and the brilliance of Brentford
Introducing... Away From Home
Maddison makes it to the World Cup, not now League Cup and Burnley-Blackburn
Pique calls it a day, PSG v Bayern and the Shakhtar story
All hail Howe, Emery and Arteta as Saints search for a saviour
Sluggish Spurs, brilliant Benfica and Auba v Arteta
Napoli’s worlds to conquer, Simeone’s decline and Europe’s baldest leagues
Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France
Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton
Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery
Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back
Man United reach Zone 14, Conte’s drab Spurs and Arsenal batter Lyon
Good week for Benzema & Berlin, bad week for Xavi & Xabi
Liverpool’s return, Kepa’s comeback and Arsenal as accidental champions
More Mbappe melodrama, Barca-Inter, Liverpool-City and what happened to Juventus?
Nagelsmann’s naivety, Mbappe’s pivot and Xabi’s smart start
Should Liverpool have sold Salah? Are Wolves doomed? Can Brazil be stopped?
Arsenal favourites against Liverpool, Napoli, Maddison and the best kick-off times
Inzaghi under pressure and why are there so many goals in the Bundesliga?
Arsenal’s school of hard knocks and Mannequin United
Can Tottenham go top? Can United halt Haaland & De Bruyne?
World Cup state of play – can anyone beat France but France?
Beyond understanding Southgate, and the challenges posed by Iran and Qatar
Relegation beckons for England and Wales, plus a huge weekend in the WSL
Marred Madrid derby, Monza, Mane and more red cards in France
Managerial change at Brighton – more to follow at Leicester, Forest and Brentford?
Patience for Potter, hero Haaland and Conte’s conundrum
Juventus get ugly, as Lewandowski heads back to Bayern
Who next for Brighton and what next for Liverpool?
PhenomeNapoli, world-record Walsh and Potter set for Stamford Bridge
The Champions League returns. But what’s going on at Freiburg and Sevilla?
Ten Hag getting everything right and why VAR was always a bad idea
Merseyside derby, Chelsea's struggles and Haaland the heel
Pogba family drama and the Griezmann conundrum
Arsenal’s joy, Liverpool’s 9-0 and Potter’s future
Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise
Saluting Rangers, Iwobi and Isak, puzzled by Van Dijk and Gordon
Another PSG blitz and new ways of Dortmunding
Major Leeds Soccer, plus can Casemiro fix United?
Man Utd v Liverpool a foregone conclusion? And ranking Forest signings
Mbappe v Neymar and major Musiala hype
Frank’s masterclass mullers Man United, plus Arsenal as Andy Murray
Alan Shearer on 30 years of the Premier League
It's the Gerrard Lampard debate (not that one)
Messi’s happy, but Lewandowski’s forgotten
Brighton’s brains over brawn, while Man City scare us all
Haaland, Ronaldo, Mitrovic and more – opening day is upon us
Premier League season preview 22/23
Game-changing England and game-changing Nuñez
It’s England v Germany and the return of the EFL
Six second clips
Best smothered in maple syrup
Born with that scream inside me
Oh No Zinedine
Brilliantly White Horses
God of justice
The romantic choice
Strengthening positions of strength
A Happy Lion
Even long shots make it
Terms of engagement
Lambs in the spring
New knees
Reasonably interesting guy
All glamour, no clamour
We have taken their masks off
Moats with crocodiles
New manager osmosis
Schrödinger's equality
Hope arising
The neuro eleven
Fanboy hornet’s nest
The Inter Totally Cup Final 2022
Someone’s crying my Lord
The curse of neologism
Mad match too
Cup of losers
Something of the undead
Club reveal new manoeuvre
It’s them again
Throwing the keys down the drain
Down bad
Strong against the weak
Space time
I will not learn
The place where amazing happens
He means pavement
Festival of the damned
How do you slow down a Ferrari?
Mulled wine craze
Gucci towel on a private beach
Prime nobody territory
Jollof and everything in between
Fotheringham Day
Classic batting collapse
Cracks appearing
Knife between their teeth
Dirty protest
Absolute shipwreck
Hips don’t lie
On the train up to a stag do eyes
Birmingham Baggio
Eight-dimensional chess
The man made me write it
Jimbo on Football Clichés!
Counterfeit cigarette salesmen
The magic beans they sold the cow for
Pleasant unpleasantness
Soldado special
If Bayern allows it
Internonticental
Barging the expert out the way
Under 19 level
King of the shenanigans
The new net spend
Spectacularity
Ever ever
Cut the fig
A reality that wasn’t there
Flabby midsection
Used car salesman
Greetings fellow kids
There’s no decimal place in football
An assault on the rulebook
Three small little claps
That’s where the devil lives
Magic cupboard
When the mill shuts
Team Segway
The evolution of strength
Invisible friend
Apocalypse cockroach
Desperate karmic reach
Liam The Dream
Performance of nothingness
Little bridge, big bridge
Shambling relic
That incompetence very much can continue
And that pint is a pint of beer
Gesture of the umbrella
Disturbed by the lights
If football was mathematical
Dropping that knowledge bomb
Watch the energy crackle
Looking for 1p under a rug
Playing against holograms
A bloke saying some stuff about another bloke
Pyrrhic point
A stranger they had nothing in common with
Make history
Thumbs up guys
Shoots like a horse
You’ve all but eaten a worm
It’s not you, it’s me
Three handles
We’ve all got numbers
Don’t use the ovens
Collective flinch
Very expensive bay leaf
Arsene Wenger entered the chat
Cub Scout Clasico
Fashion week
Individual against system
Disillusioned Jedi
Great effort
Living heat map
Hot ref chat pot
Chafing might be an issue
German Neil Warnock
Heimlichs for everyone
There are no plasters left
Jobbing magician
Creeping flappiness
This is what football sounds like
Christmas only takes a day
Classic Como
All the Messis
Reheated soup
Watkings
Lassismo
To hell and back
Blue John caves
Fallen into the cauldron
Miss! Miss!
Starting to get the tingles
Not bitter, little bit disappointed
Power League style
It's The Totally Football Yearbook 2021!
Part bleeding but still handsome
Man scores volley
No root crops on the back pages
Wave of soppy emotion
Giddiness correspondent
DonnaSommer
Reliving Euro 2008 (the one without England)
Spiderman meme
Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old
I’ll bite my own hand
Rushing to the wrong fire
Reliving Euro 2004
Big club football
The buttock region
An Aldi own brand Pep Guardiola
Suit that doubles up as sportswear
Proper downer
Lucky for big blokes
Positive Scotland pants
A kick in the Zubkov
Coke cola
Binary solo
Contemplating the risky text
Traumatic and frantic
Paint rude images into nice images
Woo indeed
About to do a madness
Reliving Euro 96
In conversation with Pat Nevin
Five minutes into the future
Just call me
Narcotic levels
Virtual fireplace
Five different goalkeeper kits
Mosh pit ready
Tumbled down that escalator
You can’t outrun maths
The most beautiful club in the world
Table read
Transfers are the philosophy
Beef Cherki
Assembling the airplane in mid-air
Projected onto a bedsheet
Reverse Russian doll
Morass of shapeless football
Disappointing cut to the ground
When they all had the dagger
Creatively dull people
Tights from M & S
Serve chilled
Tyneside Tom Williams
The green zone
Renovate emotional memories
Tableau of losers
Shave twice a day
Incredibly haunted
Totally Football Show....coming up at lunch
Suburban retired dad
Benny Hill aura
A lively spot
Fun content, awful people
No more crocodiles to eat
You are alright. For you, this is nothing.
Colossus with feet of clay
Defeat is a part of success
World’s least subtle shoplifter
Steering into the skid
Fishy transaction
Cartoon musical notes
The limits of knowledge about football
Unconscious human traits
Everybody needs a little time away
Ultimate football destroyer
Your body’s passing you a bill
The world’s saddest victory parade
Gareth Bale's feelings
A blond robot with no feelings
This is dead. This is over
Interchangeable people from Northampton called Mike or Kevin
Seven shots on target
Caught in the squeeze
Extracting gold from rocks
So brief but so intense
Concede a goal to a coffee cup
Pathetic beyond adequate description
Like a flower put back in water
Chinny reckon
Battle of the sixes
Get home early
Bonfire night vibe
Charlie Bananas
Mainz set
Karl Power moment
Beautiful audacity
You can’t have too many Leos
Push the swag
Fallible, awkward, uncomfortable
Weasel eleven
I am the king of the capital
Ten points for a win
Be a terrible boyfriend
L’agence tous risques
Tough double whammy
Difficult atmosphere
Mirror image
Sepia tinted
Replacing St Paul
Monaco fan banter
Inside the actors studio
Existential red card
Finding Jack Charlton
High quality conversational value
Clean and fresh
Principle of ponytail
The little Frenchie
Wythenshawe’s gone now
Bielefeld denier
Consolation gol
It’s time for the big coat
Endemic stagnation
Official board games partner
Leaving your feet exposed
Pinball machine
Could he be any more prolific?
The domestication of hamsters
Wenger Unzipped
Hubris pie
Transmigration of souls
The integrity of the batter
Happy eyebrow
Reverse Goldilocks
One kicks and one bites
The Suarez future
Snakeskin shoes
Messi of the middle class
Demo version of FIFA
It’s jealousy, Rio
Money greedy piranha
Bone density
I never fell out of a tree
Arrow in the flesh
George Costanza style
Sometimes you just have to nail a Danish pastry
The common touch
Roll the loaded dice
The olive in the martini
Distinct Khal Drogo stylings
There's an omen looming
Not the face
Outstanding in their field
Too many vowels
Gary Neville against West Brom
Shouting in the middle of the ocean
A uniquely moist experience
Squirt emoji
Prince of trigonometry
Banking and smoking
Luxury Kevin Davies
Deliberate ego
Cooks you slowly
Non-original pirate material
Multi-goal ding-dong tussle
So it was all Pogba
Who’s laughing now?
Oh Kepa!
Fort Boyard
Culturally notorious
Like Sammy Kuffour
No camaraderie, no sweetness either
Backup for wooden barns
Control of the Stokenchurch bypass
They want a name on that bench
Dispensing tactical justice
Pep might wash his jet
Susceptible to a bit of flattery
Pied Piper march
And now it’s there
60 million pounds of nothing
Emotion escaping from somebody’s body
Beginning to age disgracefully
Blurry masses
Classic embarrassing move
Let’s just use teletext
Intellectual doping
The clang of modern football
Grass art maniac
Matching pink Ferraris
Sausage factory owner
Conglomerate striker
More centimetres to score
Football with broccoli
After 90 minutes of sheer hell
Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it
Airplanes in the belly
Blobby In, Branfoot Out
Club of the humble
Current wine importer
The human can opener
Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis
Snake power rankings
Division One rolled in glitter
Like a luxury Stewart Downing
Die Hard henchman