All episodes

Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure

Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous

Kaiser: football’s greatest conman

Steve McClaren passes the dutchie

Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad

Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer

Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad

Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal

Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty

Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry

Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties

Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree

Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged

Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party

Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics

Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak

Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024

England’s sex scandal epidemic

Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts

‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France

Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver

Naughty Dorty: a semi final special

Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension

Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out

Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life

Erling Haaland’s party raided by police

Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich?

Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed

Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother

WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006

Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution

Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century

Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster

Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story

Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece

Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you

Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up

Tyson Fury: ya big dosser

Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police

Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt

England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash

Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks

David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing

Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness

Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday

OJ Simpson: he definitely did it

Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards

John Daly: let’s party cocksucker

Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again

Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special

Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas

Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns

Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap

Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats

Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines

Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export

Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs

John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend

Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak

Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up

F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you

Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong

Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild

Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle

Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures

Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’

Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns

Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party

Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer

Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild

Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible

Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit

Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob

Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour

Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age

Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican

Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023

Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency

Joey Barton: This Charmless Man

Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people

Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars

Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen)

Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly)

Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks

Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea

Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special

David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you

Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade

Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug

Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!

Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot

Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend

Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits”

Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance

Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid

Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy

Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season

Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners

Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses