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Things I Told the Ceiling — 131 episodes

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Title
1

A Prayer for Moving On

2

Sunday (The House Rewind)

3

The Weight of Forever

4

When the Clock Was the Villain

5

The Shift Wasn't Me

6

The Stranger I Used to Be Still Owes You Nothing

7

The Last Train Home Is Always Free

8

The Soft Science of Almost-Healing

9

Maybe Someday Is Just a Pretty Way to Say Never

10

I Ruin Good Mornings Thinking About Goodbyes

11

Breaking Hearts Without Breaking Character

12

The Art of the Quiet Exit

13

Surviving the Smoke After the Fire

14

When Love Hangs Up Softly

15

The Things That Can’t Hurt Me Anymore

16

The Day I Quit Wrestling with Reality

17

After You: The Quiet Room Where Time Stands Still

18

It Wasn’t a Breakup, But It Broke Me

19

I Should’ve Read the Safety Manual Before Falling for You

20

I Showed Up With Love. She Was Already Gone

21

Left Blank, Like the Messages I Never Sent

22

Vibing Without Me

23

Reserved Until Not

24

How to Starve a Ghost

25

The Deflecting Olive Branch with Breadcrumbs

26

The Liberation of Being a 'B-Side

27

The Currency of Attention

28

The Quiet Joy of a Small Radius

29

The Museum of Former Selves

30

The Compass of Resentment

31

The Hunger for the 'Why

32

The Myth of the Grand Exit

33

The Gravity of a Shared Wound

34

Closing the Door Softly

35

The Kindness of the Clean Cut

36

Choosing a New Hunger

37

The Neutrality of Memory

38

Outgrowing the Room

39

The Forgiveness You Owe Yourself

40

The Debt Collector

41

The Echo Chamber of Your Wounds

42

The Ghost in the Machine

43

The Altar of Potential

44

The Allergy to Green Flags

45

The Familiar Ache

46

The Role You Keep Auditioning For

47

The Blueprint You Never Asked For

48

The Second-Hand Story

49

The Phantom Conversation

50

The Choreography of a Casual Encounter

51

The Ghost Edit

52

Emotional Weather Forecasting

53

The Courtroom of Your Mind

54

The Haunting of the Better Version

55

The Warmth of a Placeholder

56

The Poison of Maybe

57

The Ghost of the Life You Imagined

58

The Ache of the Anchor

59

The Emotional Arson

60

The Beautiful Cage

61

The Echo of a Compliment

62

When I'm Bored Again

63

Terms and Conditions May Apply

64

Softness Was Never the Problem

65

Exit Signs and Emotional Seatbelts: The Art of Almost Leaving

66

Villain in Their Story, Peacekeeper in Yours

67

Peace Doesn’t Clap Back

68

Read Receipts & Rewrite Regrets

69

I Loved You. I Let Go. And I Still Remember.

70

The Questions Time Hasn’t Answered Yet

71

Did I Leave My Mind With You?

72

Replaceable, Not Replicable

73

Crush Course: Advanced Emotions for Temporary People

74

Full Fridge, Full Heart

75

Silent Genius

76

Silence Is the New Flex

77

Clap Louder. Your Turn’s Not Late.

78

The Villain Edit

79

More Than You Think We See

80

This Is My Idea of Heaven

81

Apparently, I Can Fight Everything Except This

82

Put the Fantasy Down and Pick Up a Journal

83

Barely Holding Her Hand in the Chorus

84

Overthinking for Dummies (Vol. 9)

85

That’s What You Get (When You Feel Too Much)

86

Tap Twice If You’re Tired

87

Oops, Wrong Building: A Soft Launch Story

88

Ramen Therapy: Slurping Through Life’s Chaos

89

Not This Door, Maybe the Next

90

Mornings I Can’t Name You In

91

Soft Spot, Hard Truth

92

Love Letter, Still Rotting in Drafts

93

Running Scenes Are for Movies… and Maybe Fools Like Me

94

Thanks for the Character Development

95

You Did Enough Today. Stay.

96

Divine Delays and Existential Crises

97

Might As Well Jump

98

Healing? Oh, Just Spiraling With a Purpose

99

Hyper-Independent and Spiritually Malnourished

100

I Didn’t Fall in Love — I Just Stopped Holding My Breath

101

This Luggage Ain’t Mine

102

Malfunction Detected

103

Love Me Like a Loyalty Card

104

We Call It Closure, But It’s Just Horny Denial

105

It Wasn’t Love, But Damn, It Felt Like It

106

This Is Not a Drill — It’s Adulthood

107

Who Was That? (Oh Right… Me.)

108

Two Devils on Your Shoulder Talking

109

It’s Fine (But I’m Not, Obviously)

110

Fine, But Like… Meltdown Adjacent

111

Breadcrumbs & Other Forms of Emotional Malnutrition

112

Ghosted, Again. Cool Cool Cool.

113

Namaste, But Make It Delusional

114

The Rules of Falling for Someone Who Was Never Yours (But You Loved Them Like They Were)

115

Healing Won’t Happen if You Keep Pressing Replay

116

Manifestation Isn’t Magic — You’re Just Addicted to Misery

117

If It Feels Familiar, It’s Probably a Lesson in Drag

118

Surviving Is Still Progress. Periodt.

119

Ghosting Isn’t Closure — It’s Cowardice With a Wi-Fi Signal

120

How to Hold a Girl Who Was Never Taught She Could Be Chosen

121

Are We Dating or Just Slowly Driving Each Other Insane?

122

Emotionally Offline, Please Try Again Later

123

Too Soft to Chase, Too Real to Ghost

124

Kiss, Punch, Praise: Emotional Triage Edition

125

How to Date a Beautiful Disaster Without Dying

126

Emotional WiFi with Low Signal

127

Loving Someone Who’s Always Ready to Leave

128

Half In, Fully Guarded

129

You Were Just the In-Between

130

Because texting is cute, but presence is sexy

131

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