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Too Woke Boys — 230 episodes
Too Woke Boys 231: LA is on Fire
Too Woke Boys: 230: Right Before The Ceremonial Ball Drop 😏
Too Woke Boys 229: 3 Wise Men = 3 Side Dudes🧐
Too Woke Boys 228: Luigi Pulls Mask To Reveal He Is Waluigi
Too Woke Boys 227: Exploring The Racism Of Karate 🥋
Too Woke Boys 226: Fighting Capitalism By Not Paying
Too Woke Boys 225: Give Thanks? No Thanks
Too Woke Boys 224: Big Mike Goes Down
Too Woke Boys 223: Building a Wall (Emotionally)
Too Woke Boys 222: Angel Numbers on Election Day 😇
Too Woke Boys 221: Offering Risqué Costume Certifications
Too Woke Boys 220: Starting a WNBA Expansion Team
Too Woke Boys 219: Calling In FEMA(les) 😏😈😉
Too Woke Boys 218: Lizzo Be (Not) Eating
Too Woke Boys 217: Supporting Sydney Sweeney (Like a Bra)
Too Woke Boys 216: Freak Off A Leash
Too Woke Boys 215: Shots Fired (Again)
Too Woke Boys 214: Silence is Violence (The Boys Are Very Loud)
Too Woke Boys 213: Catch Flights AND Feelings For The Boys 😏
Too Woke Boys 212: 🎶 So No One Told You (Matthew Perry's Plug) Life Was Gonna Be This Way (👏👏👏👏)🎶
Too Woke Boys 211: Very Demure Boys
Too Woke Boys 210: When Your X Is Back On X
Too Woke Boys 209: White Dudes For Whatever Women Are For
Too Woke Boys 208: Volunteering for Women's Events at the Olympics
Too Woke Boys 207: Kamala Is Speaking, Unburdened by What Has Been
Too Woke Boys 206: Settle Your Differences with BattleBots
Too Woke Boys 205: Code Switchin' Cuz They Not Like Us ✊🏿🏀🍉
Too Woke Boys 204: Invite Her Over to Play Tony Hawk Tuah
Too Woke Boys 203: Showing Up Early To The Juneteenth Cookout
Too Woke Boys 202: Women Have Chosen (Bears)
Too Woke Boys 201: Queer Eyes on Palestine
Too Woke Boys 200: We Don't Get Paid Enough Because We Are the Voice Of Women
Too Woke Boys 199: Let Us Cook, So Women Don't Have To
Too Woke Boys 198: Leaders of the Women Scouts
Too Woke Boys 197 w/Brad Goodwin: Amy Schumer Feeds Off The Haters 🤰
Too Woke Boys 196: Extremism is Totally Radical Dude 🤙
Too Woke Boys 195: Paying The WNBA Their Fair Share (of the Mens League Profits)
Too Woke Boys 194: Pour Out Some OJ For A Real One
Too Woke Boys 193: Eclipsing Women's Voices So We Can Speak For Them
Too Woke Boys 192: Its Not Over Til The Fat Lady Quits Singing
Too Woke Boys 191: For Whom the Drake Bell Tolls
Too Woke Boys 190: When We Say Go Green We Arent Talking About St Patricks Day 😑
Too Woke Boys 189: Saying Nothing for International Women's Day Is Saying Something
Too Woke Boys 188: No More Black History, Its Women's History Month Now 😏
Too Woke Boys 187: Showing Up Late to Black History Month ✊🏿
Too Woke Boys 186: Viva Los Vegas
Too Woke Boys 185: We Totally Called The Super Bowl
Too Woke Boys 184: Guess Who Wasn't With Taylor Swift On Her Super Bowl 🤔
Too Woke Boys 183: Giving Ryan Gosling An Oscar for Feminism
Too Woke Boys 182: Standing Your Ground Against The Unhoused
Too Woke Boys 181: Diversifying Your Group (of hot) Women with Us 😏😉😈
Too Woke Boys 180: Our Show is Bad Because The Writers, Not Us
Too Woke Boys 179: New Year Same Boys
Too Woke Boys 178: Receiving (Not Giving) Gifts is Our Love Language
Too Woke Boys 177: Santa is a Body Positive Influencer
Too Woke Boys 176: Matt Rife Dunks on a 6 Year Old Little Tike
Too Woke Boys 175: From the Window (River) to the Wall (Sea)...
Too Woke Boys 174: Apologizing for Our Actions on Black Friday
Too Woke Boys 173: Reading Bin Laden's Letter of Thanksgiving
Too Woke Boys 172: Home for the Holidays (to start a family fight)
Too Woke Boys 171: NFL Players Dating TikTok Stars for the Clout
Too Woke Boys 170: Celebrating Halloween By Dressing Up as an Armed Robber
Too Woke Boys 169: Jihadda Be Kidding Me
Too Woke Boys 168: Mia Khalifa Has Been A Bad Girl 😈😏
Too Woke Boys 167: Get Ready To Get Yelled At About Your Take on Israel/Palestine
Too Woke Boys 166: Sending Our Best (to Ukraine)
Too Woke Boys 165: Going to Chiefs Games to Get into Taylor Swift's Box
Too Woke Boys 164: Getting Pumpkin Spiced at the Pumpkin Patch 🎃😏😈
Too Woke Boys 163: Gen Z Loves Biden, Paid for by DNC
Too Woke Boys 162: Crashing Your Solo Flight Over a Gender Reveal Party
Too Woke Boys 161: The Price is Always Right For the Boys
Too Woke Boys 160: Get Wet In Our HurriQuake Shelter 💦😏😈
Too Woke Boys 159: The New H3 Podcast, Help for Hot Hawaiian Women 😏
Too Woke Boys 158: The Lizzo Story is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🍌😈😏
Too Woke Boys 157: Pee Wee's Other Playhouse
Too Woke Boys 156: Come On Barbie (😏😈😉)... Let's Go Party
Too Woke Boys 155: Two Strikes (and 4 Balls🍒🍒)
Too Woke Boys 154: Filling Your Bonus Hole w/ Jonah Hills Boundary Texts
Too Woke Boys 153: Ending Pride Month With a Bang (Not in a Gay Way)
Too Woke Boys 152: One Less Sub
Too Woke Boys 151: You Didn't Call Us Daddy on Fathers Day 🥺😏
Too Woke Boys 150: Filling The Child Support Loophole
Too Woke Boys 149: Taylor Swift Needs A Rebound (Us 😉😈😏)
Too Woke Boys 148: Memorial Day Is One Day Then It is Pride Month
Too Woke Boys 147: Tossing (free) Hot Lattes at an Anti-Capitalist Cafe
Too Woke Boys 146: @The_Content_Machine Magenta and Greg's Beautiful (Open) Relationship
Too Woke Boys 145: Writers Strike Gold By Striking
Too Woke Boys 144: Be Our Mom For Mother's Day
Too Woke Boys 143: Casey Anthony is the Ultimate Disney Adult
Too Woke Boys 142: Let Us Come Inside Your Coachella Tent 😏😈😉
Too Woke Boys 141: Coming Back To Your Place For Easter 😏
Too Woke Boys 140: The Indictment of Orange Cheeto In an Orange Jumpsuit
Too Woke Boys 139: Jonah Hill Cured Kanye With Comedy
Too Woke Boys 138: Fighting Irish Privilege
Too Woke Boys 137: Making Everything A Race Issue Everywhere All At Once
Too Woke Boys 136: You Can't Call It Selective Outrage If You're Always Outraged
Too Woke Boys 135: The Boys Are Bringing Up The Average 😏
Too Woke Boys 134: Don Lemon Tells Two Broads About Their Prime
Too Woke Boys 133: Rihanna Was The MVP of the Super Bowl
Too Woke Boys 132: Let Us Pop Your Chinese Spy Balloon 😏
Too Woke Boys 131: Disney Closed Their Log Ride But Ours Is Open For Business 😉😈😏
Too Woke Boys 130: Bring Back Hot M&Ms
Too Woke Boys 129: Take a Day Off Work To Fight Racism
Too Woke Boys 128: #NeverForget The Tea Bagging of Nancy Pelosi's Desk
Too Woke Boys 127: Magenta from Content Machine
Too Woke Boys 126: Honoring P-22's Life By Hunting A Cougar 😏😈😉
Too Woke Boys 125: Christmas Is About Giving (Your Unwanted Opinions, Not Gifts)
Too Woke Boys 124: The Highest Profile Trade In WNBA History
Too Woke Boys 123: Kanye And Kim K Has The Wrong Number of K's 🤔
Too Woke Boys 122: Ending No Nut November with a Bang 😉😏😈
Too Woke Boys 121: The Cheeto Is Running Again
Too Woke Boys 120: Gisele Bündchen Pins Her Jiu-Jitsu Teacher
Too Woke Boys 119: Get an Erection for the Election
Too Woke Boys 118: Dogebag Elon Bot Twitter
Too Woke Boys 117: Donating Eggs and Toilet Paper to Your House on Halloween
Too Woke Boys 116: Promoting Your Political Career By Dropping a Video of You Banging A Pornstar
Too Woke Boys 115: The Try Guys Try Extramarital Affairs (or Polyamory)
Too Woke Boys 114: Forcing Your Bros To Watch Bros
Too Woke Boys 113: Supporting Women By Naming Your Baby After Your Mistress
Too Woke Boys 112: The New Queen Can Kneel Before Us 😉😈😏
Too Woke Boys 111: Quiet Quitting Your Girl Because of Your Fraysexuality
Too Woke Boys 110: Getting Crushed Under The Weight Of Lizzo's Success
Too Woke Boys 109: People Need To Be More Forgiving (of Our 100k College Debt)
Too Woke Boys 108: Entering Your Gryffindor To Give You The Ravenclaw And Leaving With Hogwarts
Too Woke Boys 107: Staying Vertical So We Never Fail a Green Line Test
Too Woke Boys 106: Batgirl Doesn't Show Signals Because She Expects You To Just Know 😑
Too Woke Boys 105: We Love Flattening The Curves 😏😉😈
Too Woke Boys 104: Supporting Women By Making a Pull Out Pledge
Too Woke Boys 103: Taking The Bold Stance of Supporting Hot Women Wearing See Through Clothes
Too Woke Boys 102: Fighting The Other "Nice Guys" Out There To Assert Our Nice Dominance
Too Woke Boys 101: How Dare You Celebrate America
Too Woke Boys 100: Overturning Roe V Wade, (and hittin' it from the back)
Too Woke Boys 99: Survey Says The Boys Should Hook Up with Steve Harvey's Daughter
Too Woke Boys 98: Crashing Britney Spears Wedding to Propose Conservatorship (For The Rest of Her Life💍)
Too Woke Boys 97: Depp Won If You Haven't Heard
Too Woke Boys 96: Welcoming Monkeypox Into The LGBTQ Community
Too Woke Boys 95: Settling For a Supermodel Who is Body Positive
Too Woke Boys 94: Solving the Baby Formula Shortage By Reaching Out To Women With Large Breasts
Too Woke Boys 93: Don't Worry, We Called Your Mom On Mother's Day 😏😈
Too Woke Boys 92: Mental Health Is Important So Let Me/Us/We Have a Dialogue with You/Your/You're/Y'all
Too Woke Boys 91: Make Love Not War (With Us 😉)
Too Woke Boys 90: You Cannot Have Too Much Body Positivity (In Certain Areas 🍒🍑😈)
Too Woke Boys 89: Building Spring Break Sorority Housing For Women
Too Woke Boys 88: Everybody Hates Chris Especially The Fresh Prince
Too Woke Boys 87: Saying 👏 It 👏 Louder 👏 For 👏 The 👏 People 👏 In 👏 The 👏 Back 👏 Then 👏 Saying 👏 It 👏 Again 👏
Too Woke Boys 86: Blacking Out Is a Form Meditation
Too Woke Boys 85: Order a White Russian and Throw It At The Bartender
Too Woke Boys 84: Unlike Adidas The Boys Support Your Perfect Tits So There Is No Need For A Bra
Too Woke Boys 83: A Comedian and a Slam Poet Walk Into a Bar (And Give THE Definitive Opinions on the Russia/ Ukraine Conflict)
Too Woke Boys 82: Our Truth Is More Important Than The Truth
Too Woke Boys 81: Celebrating Love By Making A Group Chat with Every Woman You've Hooked Up With
Too Woke Boys 80: So You Think You Can Get On CNN Without Sleeping With The Boys?
Too Woke Boys 79: Packing and Pounding The Supreme Court with Big Gavels 😈😏
Too Woke Boys 78: Telling the Green M&M She Looks Prettier When She Used To Dress Up and Wear Makeup
Too Woke Boys 77: Flooding Your Basement Like a Tsunami After a Volcanic Eruption 😉😈
Too Woke Boys 76: You Better Compliment The 56 Year Old Model
Too Woke Boys 75: New Year, Same Woke Boys
Too Woke Boys 74: Wrapping Up 2021, And Raw Dogging Everything Else
Too Woke Boys 73: Setting Strict Guidelines For You To Follow For Our Polyamorous Relationships
Too Woke Boys 72: Getting Blown By 30 Tornadoes
Too Woke Boys 71: The Boys Will Do a Smash And Grab On Your Body 😉😈 (with Your Consent)
Too Woke Boys 70: Adele Has Always Been Beautiful, We Just Noticed After She Lost Weight
Too Woke Boys 69: Giving You "Thanks", While You Give Us "Thanks" 😉😈
Too Woke Boys 68: Raging with Empathy
Too Woke Boys 67: Colin Kaepernick Says the NFL is Exactly Like Slavery (But With Million Dollar Contracts)
Too Woke Boys 66: Addressing Your Problematic Halloween Costume
Too Woke Boys 65: Helping You Take Off Your Problematic Halloween Costume
Too Woke Boys 64: Equal Pay For The WNBA Is A SLAM DUNK (actually a layup)
Too Woke Boys 63: Building an Emotional Wall And Punching A Hole In It
Too Woke Boys 62: AOC Gives Iron Dome
Too Woke Boys 61: Getting Slammed by Col's Poetry
Too Woke Boys 60: Nikki Minaj Can Empty Our Swollen Balls
Too Woke Boys 59: The NFL's New Black Female Ref Can Take a Knee, and Blow Our Whistles
Too Woke Boys 58: Pulling Out of Texas and Coming in Los Angeles
Too Woke Boys 57: Saying Ida is a "Big" Hurricane is Fat Phobic
Too Woke Boys 56: Providing Refuge to Displaced OnlyFans Girls By Contributing To Our Charity: TheSlutFund
Too Woke Boys 55: America Is Social Distancing From Afghanistan Because of Islamophobia
Too Woke Boys 54: Getting The Twisties In Your Ideology
Too Woke Boys 53: Winning the Gold in Quitting For Mental Health
Too Woke Boys 52: Let Female Athletes Breastfeed, and Let Us Watch
Too Woke Boys 51: Free Cuba(n Government)
Too Woke Boys 50: What Is Your Safe Word That Will Stop A Sexual Encounter?
Too Woke Boys 49: America, Land of the Free... Bill Cosby
Too Woke Boys 48: Playing In The NFL And Calling An Audible On Your Sexuality
Too Woke Boys 47: Being Daddy Figures For Women w/ Daddy Issues
Too Woke Boys 46: The Boys Listen To All Women, Unless They Tell Say "Do Not Cum"
Too Woke Boys 45: Sparking Change By Lighting A Fire (In A Homeless Encampment)
Too Woke Boys 44: Giving Girls Space To Cool Off After A Night of Healing
Too Woke Boys 43: Complimenting a Girl on Her Weight Loss is Harmful Because You Are Saying She Used To Be Fat
Too Woke Boys 42: Inviting Over Israeli and Palestinian Women To Cum Together (with us)
Too Woke Boys 41: Creating Single Moms to Celebrate On Mother's Day
Too Woke Boys 40 Feat. @LilMookieB: Lets Be Body Positive About Hot Women Too
Too Woke Boys 39: Racist Cops Won't Let Black Children Stab Their Friends For Funsies
Too Woke Boys 38: Doge Bags
Too Woke Boys 37: Erecting A Strong Cockpit and Inviting Women To Sit On It and Take Control
Too Woke Boys 36: Kneeling is Cool Unless Its on the Neck of an Unconscious Black Man
Too Woke Boys 35: Meeting Extreme Body Positivity with Extreme Negativity
Too Woke Boys 34: Stopping Asian Hate Is A Happy Ending We All Want
Too Woke Boys 33: Staying Inside and Eating Out
Too Woke Boys 32: Horton Hears a Who-le Bunch of Black People Talking During The Movie
Too Woke Boys 31: Genderless Potato Head And They/Them's Interchangeable Genital Pieces
Too Woke Boys 30: Taking Chris D'Elia's Female Fanbase, and Grooming Them To Trust The Last Two Good Guys Out There (Us)
Too Woke Boys 29: Pouring One Out For Our Fallen Homie Aunt Jemima
Too Woke Boys 28: Exploring Our Fraysexuality By Not Calling You Back
Too Woke Boys 27: We're Eskimo Bros When We All F**k Wall Street
Too Woke Boys 26: Celebrating Diversity By Dipping Your Penis In All Ice Cream Flavors At Baskin Robbins
Too Woke Boys 25: Martin Luther King's Dream Wasn't Just To Have a Three Day Weekend
Too Woke Boys 24: Replace Police with Counselors (Who Have Guns)
Too Woke Boys 23: Stimulating Greta's CLImaTe
Too Woke Boys 22: Quit Your Hospital Side Hustle to Focus on Your Onlyfans
Too Woke Boys 21: Let Us Give You a Breast Exam
Too Woke Boys 20: Consenting To Being Locked Down And Getting Mandatory Injections
Too Woke Boys 19: Celebrating Victory and Making A List
Too Woke Boys 18: This Doctor Will Cure You of Your Chronic WAP
Too Woke Boys 17: Love With Moderation
Too Woke Boys 16: Put Down the Basketball and Vote
Too Woke Boys 15: Creating Conflicts and then Solving Them
Too Woke Boys 14: A Dialogue with Megan Nager
Too Woke Boys 13: Taking a Seat for RBG
Too Woke Boys 12: Staying Woke On Both Coasts
Too Woke Boys 11: Black Voices Through White Faces
Too Woke Boys 10: Segregation over Gentrification
Too Woke Boys 09: Take What You Need
Too Woke Boys 08: Latinxxx
Too Woke Boys 07: WAP = We Adore Pussy
Too Woke Boys 06: #ChallengeAccepted
Too Woke Boys 05: Protecting Women By Coming Inside
Too Woke Boys 04: Entangle Yourself With The Boys
Too Woke Boys 03: Tear It Down
Too Woke Boys 02: Black Lives STILL Matter...