All Episodes

TPT#463 - You Accidentally Bought It For Me

TPT#462 - Slime Molds And Circuits (Relocation Planning, Pt. 2)

TPT#461 - Put An X On It (Relocation Planning, Pt. 1)

TPT#460 - Kind Of A Major Event

TPT#459 - Pizza Pie Panopticon (Jail Friend, Pt. 2)

TPT#458 - Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend (Jail Friend, Pt. 1)

TPT#457 - Energy Drinks & Lube (Scoping Out Spain, Pt. 2)

TPT#456 - Ours Was From The Eighties (Scoping Out Spain, Pt. 1)

TPT#455 - America Is Prison-Happy (Planning To Escape, pt. 2)

TPT#454 - Privilege Shell Game (Planning To Escape, pt. 1)

TPT#453 - Furry Cleavage

TPT#452 - I Don't Have To Do Paperwork

TPT#451 - Support Groups Are Not An Endurance Sport (Holidays, Pt. 2)

TPT#450 - The Drainage Department (Holidays, Pt. 1)

TPT#449 - Naughty Dog Stories

TPT#448 - The Meat Jello Goes Wonky (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 3)

TPT#447 - It Was Manageable Suicidality (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 2)

TPT#446 - I Should Call My Therapist (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 1)

TPT#445 - Friend In Law

TPT#444 - Where I Thought I Should Be

TPT#443 - Half-Assing and No-Assing (Evictions, Pt. 2)

TPT#442 - I Didn't Think You Were Serious (Evictions, Pt. 1)

TPT441 - Go Play Amongst Yourselves

TPT#440 - A Problem And A Worry

TPT#439 - You Get The Underpants They Give You

TPT#438 - We're Gonna Do Things That Are Not Responsibilities

TPT#437 - My Jail Boy Friend

TPT#436 - There Was Gendery Fun Stuff

TPT#435 - Homosocial

TPT#434 - The Solution Is Zero

TPT#433 - Now You Had Help

TPT#432 - This Is What We Call Due Process

TPT#431 - Does He Blah Blah Blah

TPT#430 - Lemme Tell You A Man Story

TPT#429 - Side Effects May Include Dating

TPT#428 - Sandwich That's Been At 7-Eleven Too Long

TPT#427 - I Could Think Of Any Number Of Disasters

TPT#426 - Other Guys My Age

TPT#425 - Safety In Numbers

TPT#424 - Happy To Have Sleep Apnea

TPT#423 - Most People Would Think

TPT#422 - Reality Resistant

TPT#421 - At Least I Can Put My Pants On

TPT#420 - In Search Of More Drugs

TPT#419 - The Usual String of Swear Words

TPT#418 - I Wanted It Fixed For Everybody

TPT#417 - The Principal's Elf

TPT#416 - The Health Department For Cats

TPT#415 - Their Approach Was More Welcoming

TPT#414 - Doesn't Often Work For Me But It's My Motto

TPT#413 - And Not In A Fun Way

TPT#412 - Just To Be Around All The Other Queers (Alaska Kid Trip, Pt. 2)

TPT#411 - There's Nothing In This Area (Alaska Kid Trip, Pt. 1)

TPT#410 - What Is The Gender Here?

TPT#409 - Air In The Pipes

TPT#408 - I Didn't Know That Trick! (Preparing For Fourth Surgery, Pt. 2)

TPT#407 - Hoping This Will Be Functional (Preparing For Fourth Surgery, Pt.1)

TPT#406 - Secret Gas Station With A Petting Zoo

TPT#405 - Gates And Hoops

TPT#404 - I Was Just Seeing You (Queer Life Story, Pt. 2)

TPT#403 - F*cking Gender Weirdness (Queer Life Story, Pt. 1)

TPT#402 - More Extroverted Than Me

TPT#401 - Starting To Feel Out Of My Mind

TPT#400 - Not A Surgery Thing

TPT#399 - You Said You Were Excited About My Dick

TPT#398 - How Much Blood The Vampires Took

TPT#397 - In Bad Shape And I Couldn’t Do It

TPTxxx - No Episode This Week

TPT#396 - Feeeemales

TPT#395 - Least Worst

TPT#394 - Topography Of The Gender Map

TPT#393 - Emerge Out The Side Of My Body

TPT#392 - I’m Weird And Gross

TPT#391 - Almost Peed On The Guy Next To Me

TPT#390 - Like Two Chicken Wings

TPT#389 - Reroute Communications

TPT#388 - Where Everything Is Coming Out From

TPT#387 - Pressurizing And Depressurizing

TPT#386 - All Of These Moving Parts

TPT#385 - Ain’t Tryna

TPT#384 - Yes I’m Interested In You

TPT#383 - Nothing She Hasn’t Seen Before

TPT#382 - Try To Give The Right Cues

TPT#381 - Not For The Weak At Heart

TPT#380 - Yoga Peeing (Lower Surgery, Pt. 2)

TPT#379 - Now You’re Not Going To Like This, But I’m Going To Tell You (Lower Surgery, Pt. 1)

TPT#378 - It’s Like Going Blind (The Lawyer Friend Returns, Pt. 2)

TPT#377 - I Peed All Over Florida (The Lawyer Friend Returns, Pt. 1)

TPT#376 - The Wrong Way To Flail

TPT#375 - They Show Up Before I Do

TPT#374 - Transition Of Care (Heart Health & Trans Health, Pt. 2)

TPT#373 - Circuitous At Best (Heart Health & Trans Health, Pt. 1)

TPT#372 - Weird That You Thought Of Us

TPT371 - So What Happened Was...

TPT#370 - It’s Been One Week (Hysterectomy, Part 2)

TPT#369 - Excuse Me, Sir (Hysterectomy, Part 1)

TPT#368 - Regular Type Old People

TPT#367 - You Took It Like A Champ!

TPT#366 - Insurance Hell

TPT#365 - The Whole Package

TPT#364 - Big Queer Adventure

TPT#363 - Adequately Directing Their Efforts

TPT#362 - That Wasn’t Supposed To Be Your Problem, But It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Mine Either.

TPT#361 - There’s Nobody At The Window

TPT#360 - You Get To Have Money But Then You Have To Pay For Things

TPT#359 - Pattern Recognition

TPT#358 - I Lost You But I Knew I Could Find You

TPT#357 - Quarantine Protocol

TPT#356 - She’s Like A Brother

TPT#355 - Lady Person Type Deal

TPT#354 - I Remember That I Used To Remember

TPT#353 - My Cousin’s Sister Who Is Also My Cousin

TPT#352 - The Land Of The Queer

TPT#351 - Your Aunt Is A Merry-Go-Round

TPT#350 - And Then Later You Laughed At Me

TPT#349 - She Doesn’t Sleep Much So It’ll Be Fine

TPT#348 - Harass Them Gently With A Jar Wrench

TPT#347 - PEBCAK Error (Widower and Widow Pt. 2)

TPT#346 - He Doesn’t Want Your Two Quart Pan (Widower and Widow Pt. 1)

TPT#345 - I Used To Be Called His Mother

TPT#344 - Will She Remember She Has A Housesitter?

TPT#343 - Paying Rent On A Place You Don‘t Live

TPT#342 - Fcsking Gate

TPT#341 - She Didn‘t Assume I Did It

TPT#340 - Don‘t You Hate It When You Get In Trouble?

TPT#339 - I Tuned Out The Hips

TPT#338 - The Cup Is Your Trash Can

TPT#337 - Surfaces

TPT#336 - Which Side Of Your Gender Are You Using?

TPT#335 - I Don't Do Matching Shirts

TPT#334 - Yeah, I'm Not.

TPT#333 - Some Dude And His Women

TPT#332 - The Ashes Were By The Cake

TPT#331 - Sometime Between Midnight And The Middle Of The Night

TPT#330 - Kwik-E-Mart University

TPT#329 - Gratitude Meditations

TPT#328 - Interested In Being Appalled

TPT#327 - Social Aggrievances

TPT#326 - All Kinds Of Stupid Things

TPT#325 - It's Never Faded Into The Background.

TPT#324 - Like A Butch

TPT#323 - The Gender Is Baked In

TPT#322 - Don't Answer That

TPT#321 - It's Going To Be Uncomfortable

TPT#320 - Does That Mean We're Doing It Right?

TPT#319 -Now We Can Relax

TPT#318 - Tangents and Rabbit Trails

TPT#317 - Picture is Unrelated

TPT#316 - Disassembly Line

TPT#315 - How To Work A Zoom

TPT#314 - The Next Right Thing

TPT#313 - Bits and Bobs

TPT#312 - A Double Take or A Jaw Drop

TPT#311 - Waiting To Drive

TPT#310 - Start In The Middle

TPT#309 - Beer In A Jar

TPT#308 - Adulting Up

TPT#307 - What We Know About What We Don't Know

TPT#306 - Worn Out Words

TPT#305 - What Did They Do With Everybody?!

TPT#304 - Georgy-Rigged

TPT#303 - Muppety

TPT#302 - Dust To Dust

TPT#301 - From This Perspective.

TPT#300 - Everything Is COVIDy.

TPT#299 - Your Right To F*ck Things Up Ends At My Front Door

TPT#298 - You Made Up That Reality

TPT#297 - I'm Not Really The Creepy Guy

TPT#296 - Lady Bits

TPT#295 - It Sucks, But We're Here For You.

TPT#294 - I Was Awake And Didn't Mind It!

TPT#293 - Motherf*cker

TPT#292 - Most Best

TPT#291 - These Are All Experiments

TPT#290 - Funny Looking Lady

TPT#289 - Hand-Me-Down Toilet Snake

TPT#288 - Don't Be That Dude

TPT#287 - Placebo Effect

TPT#286 - Mild Psychological Warfare

TPT#285 - Axlotls

TPT#284 - The Committee on Forming Committees

TPT#283 - Acid and Cocaine

TPT#282 - Scared Of Gender

TPT#280 - Wearing A TicTac

TPT#280 - The Paragraph That Is Actually A List

TPT#279 - Murray'd With Mehlk

TPT#278 - Tiny Bottles

TPT#277 - Go Fly A Kite

TPT#276 - I'm That Guy

TPT#275 - Ridiculously Gendered Locker Room

TPT#274 - Mad Testosterone Skillz

TPT#273 - I Know That I Don't Know What I'm Doing

TPT#272 - Are There Rabbit Trails On Gallifrey?

TPT#271 - Happy Wife, Happy ...

TPT#270 - A Solid Six

TPT#269 - Sometimes It's Just Jello

TPT#268 - Ridiculous and Far Too Long

TPT#267 - Eww, Icky!

TPT#266 - You're Not Wrong.

TPT#265 - Gender Guns

TPT#264 - Trading Tools

TPT#263 - Normallacy

TPT#262 - Your Package is Cockeyed

TPT#261 - Why Do Women...?

TPT#260 - A Rainbow A Day

TPT#259 - Resistant To Reality

TPT#258 - New Job, Who Dis?

TPT#257 - You Can Google That

TPT#256 - They Only Misgender You When They Aren't Looking At You

TPT#255 - I Put It There But It Doesn't Really Exist (Abuse Allegations, Pt. 2)

TPT#254 - Silently Cursing My Infinite Goodness (Abuse Allegations, Pt. 1)

TPT#253 - On Tuesday Let's Have Queers

TPT#252 - There's No Normal Anymore

TPT#251 - Out-Do Your Facial Hair

TPT#250 - 'Cause I'm Spoiled

TPT#249 - Randomize Your Thoughts

TPT#248 - "Mildly" Skeptical

TPT#247 - I Think It's The Chicken Cans

TPT#246 - You Must Be Peter Pan (Aro Ace Mikayla)

TPT#245 - Wear Your Effing Ribbons

TPT#244 - Everybody's Different

TPT#243 - You Can't Be Stealing Trans People's Stories (Performer, Scholar, and Activist Peterson Toscano)

TPT#242 - ExtravagantlyCrazySh-t

TPT#241 - A F-ckton Of Privilege

TPT#240 - Dying For A Few Days

TPT#239 - Tilted Flamingos

TPT#238 - Having A Voice Conversation Thing

TPT#237 - Manning

TPT#236 - After The Police Time, But The Next Time, Before The Last Time

TPT#235 - If You Want It, You Find A Way (Unlikely Activist Z, Pt. 2)

TPT#234 - A Private Journey (Unlikely Activist Z, Pt. 1)

TPT#233 - Is It Because I'm Queer?

TPT#232 - Standards Of Care

TPT#231x - Upcoming Changes

TPT#231 - Trying Not To Talk Awkwardly

TPT#230 - The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home

TPT#229 - My P*nis Makes Me Smarter Than You

TPT#228 - Eight Dollar Man-Girdle

TPT#227 - Little Plaid Dress

TPT#226 - Insect Carcasses

TPT#225 - Boom, Dysphoria!

TPT#224 - Go In There And Be Me (Cousin Vinnie Returns, Pt. 2)

TPT#223 - It Must Be Something Wrong With You (Cousin Vinnie Returns, Pt. 1)

TPT#222 - Awareness Of My Vulnerability

TPT#221 - Flip-Off Dance

TPT#220x - Fourth Manniversary Retrospective (Entire Conversation With Clips)

TPT#220 - Looking Right At Me (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 3)

TPT#219 - The Royal "We" (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 2)

TPT#218 - Getting Your Hands On The Substance (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 1)

TPT#217 - Pee Into The Hat

TPT#216 - Ground Zero

TPT#215 - Fill In The Rest Of The Letters

TPT#214 - Mill Salsa

TPT#213 - I Just Gayed So Hard

TPT#212 - George's Ambulance Service

TPT#211 - Interrupting My Moment Of Sanity

TPT#210 - The Acetate Stuck To My Sandpaper

TPT#209 - Old Man Swears

TPT#208 - Let's Do This And See What Happens!

TPT#207 - Gallifrey Once More

TPT#206 - A Series Of Unfortunate Events

TPT#205 - Old Guy Problems

TPT#204 - Everybody Needs To Be Thinking

TPT#203 - Women Do It Better

TPT#202 - I'm Tired And I'll Do This Later! (Gender Rebels, Pt. 2)

TPT#201 - Gender Gymnastics (Gender Rebels, Pt. 1)

TPT#200 - And A Sex Toy Infomercial At The Hospital

TPT#199 - Chosen Family

TPT#198 - Shoes To Throw

TPT#197 - Broken String All Gone

TPT#196 - Practical, Logical Nonsense

TPT#195 - Seventy Year-Old Toddlers

TPT#194 - Libra Moon

TPT#193 - Don't Be A D*ck About It.

TPT#162 - Q's & A's Round 6

TPT#191 - Incredulous

TPT#190 - Tangentially Related

TPT#189 - That's Messed Up!

TPT#188 - Taco Tuesday

TPT#187 - Back To The Owlery

TPT#186 - "They're All F*ck-A$$es!"

TPT#185 - In The Category Of Women

TPT#184 - The Man In The Room

TPT#183 - A Healthy Work Ethic

TPT#182 - You Can't Do That Anymore!

TPT#181 - Government Math

TPT#180 - Trans Things Happen

TPT#179 - Over Here... No Over Here! (Yosemite Road Trip, Pt. 2)

TPT#178 - A Composite Picture (Yosemite Road Trip, Pt. 1)

TPT#177 - Monkey Moustache

TPT#176 - Donut Holes

TPT#175 - My Scale Doesn't Go That High

TPT#174 - Resting Guy Face

TPT#173 - Do The Thing!

TPT#172 - Skirt PTSD

TPT#171 - Scary Nipples

TPT#170 - Multitasking Your Self-Care

TPT#169 - Weenie Wagger

TPT#168 - FacePalm

TPT#167 - Is This Really The Reality?

TPT#166 - Are We Gonna Have That Much Nonsense?

TPT#165 - Funerals Are What We Do

TPT#164 - Blood Stains On The Carpet

TPT#163 - It Has To Change (Tall Friend, Pt. 2)

TPT#162 - Other Things They Sometimes Call Us (Tall Friend, Pt. 1)

TPT#161 - I Gotta Have Faith

TPT#160 - Q and A #5

TPT#159 - A Murder Of Crows

TPT#158 - I'm Not Going To The Store

TPT#157 - Wibbly Wobbly Gendery Cultury

TPT#156 - Gallifrey One

TPT#155 - #QueerInCLASS

TPT#154 - Pull Yourself Together

TPT#153 - "...And One More Thing"

TPT#152x - Masculinity And Privilege (Parts 1-2-3)

TPT#152 - Just Because I Had A Dick (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 3)

TPT#151 - Shaping Undergarments (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 2)

TPT#150 - Small Dick Jokes (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 1)

TPT#149 - Sex Static

TPT#148 - The Chicken Littles Of Gender

TPT#147 - "I Have Anger Issues"

TPT#146 - Jerry Garcia

TPT#145 - Pry That Thing Open

TPT#144 - Kind Of A Disco Ball

TPT#143 - Straight People Are Weird.

TPT#142 - You Can Help!

TPT#141 - Overselling It Just A Bit

TPT#140 - Oh, That's Interesting...

TPT#139 - Queersplaining

TPT#138 - Girls Chase Boys

TPT#137 - My Hand Might Forget What I Was Doing

TPT#136 - Five Stuffed Bears In Lederhosen

TPT#135 - Hormones From Hell

TPT#134 - Sitting On Fans

TPT#133 - A Closet Full Of Tutus

TPT#132 - Yes, Sir. Thank You, Sir.

TPT#131 - 4 Q's & 4 A's

TPT#130 - Lock My Nipples

TPT#129 - It's Not Always That High Tech (The Lawyer Friend's Lower Surgery, Pt. 2)

TPT#128 - We're All 'Those People' Here (The Lawyer Friend's Lower Surgery, Pt. 1)

TPT#127 - Something I'm Usually Aware Of

TPT#126 - Eight Slices Of Pizza (Sleep-Away Camp Pt. 2)

TPT#125 - Hey Mom! It Works!! (Sleep-Away Camp Pt. 1)

TPT#124 - Both or Neither

TPT#123 - Not Completely Unhelpful

TPT#122 - More Than Marriage

TPT#121 - Gendery Goodness

TPT#120 - Safety Math

TPT#119 - #TransIsBeautiful

TPT#118 - Fridays That Have Issues

TPT#117 - Real Life Queer Adults

TPT#116 - It's My Only Language

TPT#115 - Microphone Magic

TPT#114 - Three-Year-Old Logic

TPT#113x - Extra - Measurements and Changes at Two Years HRT

TPT#113 - A Handful O' Trans People

TPT#112 - The Jesus People, Pt. 2 (Career Christians and the "big fat gay wedding")

TPT#111 - The Jesus People Pt. 1 (Finding faith, "ex-gay", the culture wars, and being hated)

TPT#110 - Gender F*ckery

TPT#109 - He Even Tattles On Himself

TPT#108 - They're All Very Friendly People

TPT#107 - A Bit More Running Than I Thought

TPT#106 - Junk and Stuff

TPT#105 - A Third Set of Q's and A's

TPT#104 - Hell-arious!

TPT#103 - With A Puppy Dog and Jesus on the Cross

TPT#102 - AutoPilot Failure

TPT#101 - Pictures Of Cats On The Internet

TPT#100 - Dick Patrol

TPT#99 - Not Unless You're A Wizard

TPT#98 - A Merry-Go-Round With Too Many Guns

TPT#97 - A Four-Cry Christmas

TPT#96 - Life In Attention Whore-ange (My Cousin Vinnie, Pt. 1)

TPT#95 - Porn, Religion, and being Genderqueer (My Cousin Vinnie, Pt. 2)

TPT#94 - Lesbian Elvis

TPT#93 - Man Cave

TPT#92 - Doppelganger

TPT#91 - Man Scouts

TPT#90 - Handing Over Mom Duty

TPT#89 - Filter Fail

TPT#88 - I Want My MTV

TPT#87 - Running Away From Home

TPT#86 - Surgery Revisions

TPT#85 - Failing at Irresponsibility

TPT#84 - Optimum Normalcy

TPT#83 - Lots of BS

TPT#82 - When I'm Not Paying Fifty Dollars

TPT#81 - Making Eyebrow Contact

TPT#80 - Wanh WaWa Wanh

TPT#79 - The Gender Front

TPT#78 - Validate My Reality

TPT#77 - Little White Bowls

TPT#76 - More Q's and A's

TPT#75 - A Bad Case of Butthurt

TPT#74 - ThunderCats and Sparkly Streamers

TPT#73 - Doing It As A Man

TPT#72 - Small Mammals

TPT#71 - You're Less Selfish

TPT#70 - She's Gone Cukoo!

TPT#69 - Sexytimes Ahoy?

TPT#68 - Working While Trans

TPT#67 - MANeuvering

TPT#66 - Packing, Peeing, and P*nises

TPT#65 - Sense Of Entitlement

TPT#64 - Hello, Laydees...

TPT#63 - Happy Man-iversary!

TPT#62 - Twenty-ish Questions: Part 2 (Mildly NSFW)

TPT#61 - Twenty-ish Questions: Part 1 (G-Rated)

TPT#60 - Social Security

TPT#59 - Lowering Expectations

TPT#58 - Saucer Sled on the Ski Jump

TPT#57 - A Bad Case Of Teenager

TPT#56 - Men's Spaces

TPT#55 - No More Dying On Fridays!

TPT#54 - "You're Such A..."

TPT#53 - Massages and Packing

TPT#52 - Princess Jesus Music From Hell

TPT#51 - I'm Glad I'm Her Son.

TPT#50 - What You Don't Know You Don't Know

TPT#49 - Tall Trees

TPT#48 - Division of Labor

TPT#47 - Faith and Stuff

TPT#46 - Death and Stuff

TPT#45 - People Are Funny.

TPT#44 - Doggies, and Childrens, and Pokemons, Oh My!

TPT#43 - Happy Holidays!

TPT#42 - Men's Hot Tub and Testosterone Update

TPT#41 - Schedule Tetris

TPT#40 - Butt-A#% Cold

TPT#39 - Q's and A's

TPT#38 - It Gets Better

TPT#37 - Social Stuffs

TPT#36 - Dysfunction Junction

TPT#35 - Six Months and Naughty Kid

TPT#34 - That Gender Stuff

TPT#33 - Oh, For Gender's Sake!

TPT#32 - Bad Humour and NewOld Endo

TPT#31 - STP'ing

TPT#30 - Back To Work

TPT#29 - Work Fix?

TPT#28 - Work Woes

TPT#27 - Post-Operative Productivity

TPT#26 - Pre-Operative Problem-Solving

TPT#25 - Testosterone Changes Everything.

TPT#24 - Kindergarten Dad

TPT#23 - Holy Absurdity, Petman!

TPT#22 - Friends and Family?

TPT#21 - Doctor, Doctor!

TPT#20 - More Comings Out...

TPT#19 - Wedding Weekend

TPT#18 - Everything but the Kitchen Sink

TPT#17 - Six Weeks on 'T'

TPT#16 - One Month on 'T'

TPT#15 - Here Be Swears.

TPT#14 - Coming Out!

TPT#13 - At Last!

TPT#12 - Be Realistic!

TPT#11 - Transition Update, and Other Support

TPT#10 - We Are Sick!

TPT#9 - Unpacking Gender Baggage

TPT#8 - George's 'Princess Man'

TPT#7 - Transition + Biography = Trans-ography?

TPT#6 - I Can Haz Testosterone?

TPT#5 - Effing Therapy...

TPT#4 - Unhelpful Queers, Helpful Insurance.

TPT#3 - Parenting Is Hard.

TPT#2 - Gyno Says What?

TPT#1 - Here We Are!