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TransPanTastic: Transgender parenting, work, marriage, transition, and life! — 463 episodes
TPT#458 - Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend (Jail Friend, Pt. 1)
TPT#457 - Energy Drinks & Lube (Scoping Out Spain, Pt. 2)
TPT#456 - Ours Was From The Eighties (Scoping Out Spain, Pt. 1)
TPT#455 - America Is Prison-Happy (Planning To Escape, pt. 2)
TPT#454 - Privilege Shell Game (Planning To Escape, pt. 1)
TPT#453 - Furry Cleavage
TPT#452 - I Don't Have To Do Paperwork
TPT#451 - Support Groups Are Not An Endurance Sport (Holidays, Pt. 2)
TPT#450 - The Drainage Department (Holidays, Pt. 1)
TPT#449 - Naughty Dog Stories
TPT#448 - The Meat Jello Goes Wonky (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 3)
TPT#447 - It Was Manageable Suicidality (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 2)
TPT#446 - I Should Call My Therapist (Mental Health Treatment, Pt. 1)
TPT#445 - Friend In Law
TPT#444 - Where I Thought I Should Be
TPT#443 - Half-Assing and No-Assing (Evictions, Pt. 2)
TPT#442 - I Didn't Think You Were Serious (Evictions, Pt. 1)
TPT441 - Go Play Amongst Yourselves
TPT#440 - A Problem And A Worry
TPT#439 - You Get The Underpants They Give You
TPT#438 - We're Gonna Do Things That Are Not Responsibilities
TPT#437 - My Jail Boy Friend
TPT#436 - There Was Gendery Fun Stuff
TPT#435 - Homosocial
TPT#434 - The Solution Is Zero
TPT#433 - Now You Had Help
TPT#432 - This Is What We Call Due Process
TPT#431 - Does He Blah Blah Blah
TPT#430 - Lemme Tell You A Man Story
TPT#429 - Side Effects May Include Dating
TPT#428 - Sandwich That's Been At 7-Eleven Too Long
TPT#427 - I Could Think Of Any Number Of Disasters
TPT#426 - Other Guys My Age
TPT#425 - Safety In Numbers
TPT#424 - Happy To Have Sleep Apnea
TPT#423 - Most People Would Think
TPT#422 - Reality Resistant
TPT#421 - At Least I Can Put My Pants On
TPT#420 - In Search Of More Drugs
TPT#419 - The Usual String of Swear Words
TPT#418 - I Wanted It Fixed For Everybody
TPT#417 - The Principal's Elf
TPT#416 - The Health Department For Cats
TPT#415 - Their Approach Was More Welcoming
TPT#414 - Doesn't Often Work For Me But It's My Motto
TPT#413 - And Not In A Fun Way
TPT#412 - Just To Be Around All The Other Queers (Alaska Kid Trip, Pt. 2)
TPT#411 - There's Nothing In This Area (Alaska Kid Trip, Pt. 1)
TPT#410 - What Is The Gender Here?
TPT#409 - Air In The Pipes
TPT#408 - I Didn't Know That Trick! (Preparing For Fourth Surgery, Pt. 2)
TPT#407 - Hoping This Will Be Functional (Preparing For Fourth Surgery, Pt.1)
TPT#406 - Secret Gas Station With A Petting Zoo
TPT#405 - Gates And Hoops
TPT#404 - I Was Just Seeing You (Queer Life Story, Pt. 2)
TPT#403 - F*cking Gender Weirdness (Queer Life Story, Pt. 1)
TPT#402 - More Extroverted Than Me
TPT#401 - Starting To Feel Out Of My Mind
TPT#400 - Not A Surgery Thing
TPT#399 - You Said You Were Excited About My Dick
TPT#398 - How Much Blood The Vampires Took
TPT#397 - In Bad Shape And I Couldn’t Do It
TPTxxx - No Episode This Week
TPT#396 - Feeeemales
TPT#395 - Least Worst
TPT#394 - Topography Of The Gender Map
TPT#393 - Emerge Out The Side Of My Body
TPT#392 - I’m Weird And Gross
TPT#391 - Almost Peed On The Guy Next To Me
TPT#390 - Like Two Chicken Wings
TPT#389 - Reroute Communications
TPT#388 - Where Everything Is Coming Out From
TPT#387 - Pressurizing And Depressurizing
TPT#386 - All Of These Moving Parts
TPT#385 - Ain’t Tryna
TPT#384 - Yes I’m Interested In You
TPT#383 - Nothing She Hasn’t Seen Before
TPT#382 - Try To Give The Right Cues
TPT#381 - Not For The Weak At Heart
TPT#380 - Yoga Peeing (Lower Surgery, Pt. 2)
TPT#379 - Now You’re Not Going To Like This, But I’m Going To Tell You (Lower Surgery, Pt. 1)
TPT#378 - It’s Like Going Blind (The Lawyer Friend Returns, Pt. 2)
TPT#377 - I Peed All Over Florida (The Lawyer Friend Returns, Pt. 1)
TPT#376 - The Wrong Way To Flail
TPT#375 - They Show Up Before I Do
TPT#374 - Transition Of Care (Heart Health & Trans Health, Pt. 2)
TPT#373 - Circuitous At Best (Heart Health & Trans Health, Pt. 1)
TPT#372 - Weird That You Thought Of Us
TPT371 - So What Happened Was...
TPT#370 - It’s Been One Week (Hysterectomy, Part 2)
TPT#369 - Excuse Me, Sir (Hysterectomy, Part 1)
TPT#368 - Regular Type Old People
TPT#367 - You Took It Like A Champ!
TPT#366 - Insurance Hell
TPT#365 - The Whole Package
TPT#364 - Big Queer Adventure
TPT#363 - Adequately Directing Their Efforts
TPT#362 - That Wasn’t Supposed To Be Your Problem, But It Wasn’t Supposed To Be Mine Either.
TPT#361 - There’s Nobody At The Window
TPT#360 - You Get To Have Money But Then You Have To Pay For Things
TPT#359 - Pattern Recognition
TPT#358 - I Lost You But I Knew I Could Find You
TPT#357 - Quarantine Protocol
TPT#356 - She’s Like A Brother
TPT#355 - Lady Person Type Deal
TPT#354 - I Remember That I Used To Remember
TPT#353 - My Cousin’s Sister Who Is Also My Cousin
TPT#352 - The Land Of The Queer
TPT#351 - Your Aunt Is A Merry-Go-Round
TPT#350 - And Then Later You Laughed At Me
TPT#349 - She Doesn’t Sleep Much So It’ll Be Fine
TPT#348 - Harass Them Gently With A Jar Wrench
TPT#347 - PEBCAK Error (Widower and Widow Pt. 2)
TPT#346 - He Doesn’t Want Your Two Quart Pan (Widower and Widow Pt. 1)
TPT#345 - I Used To Be Called His Mother
TPT#344 - Will She Remember She Has A Housesitter?
TPT#343 - Paying Rent On A Place You Don‘t Live
TPT#342 - Fcsking Gate
TPT#341 - She Didn‘t Assume I Did It
TPT#340 - Don‘t You Hate It When You Get In Trouble?
TPT#339 - I Tuned Out The Hips
TPT#338 - The Cup Is Your Trash Can
TPT#337 - Surfaces
TPT#336 - Which Side Of Your Gender Are You Using?
TPT#335 - I Don't Do Matching Shirts
TPT#334 - Yeah, I'm Not.
TPT#333 - Some Dude And His Women
TPT#332 - The Ashes Were By The Cake
TPT#331 - Sometime Between Midnight And The Middle Of The Night
TPT#330 - Kwik-E-Mart University
TPT#329 - Gratitude Meditations
TPT#328 - Interested In Being Appalled
TPT#327 - Social Aggrievances
TPT#326 - All Kinds Of Stupid Things
TPT#325 - It's Never Faded Into The Background.
TPT#324 - Like A Butch
TPT#323 - The Gender Is Baked In
TPT#322 - Don't Answer That
TPT#321 - It's Going To Be Uncomfortable
TPT#320 - Does That Mean We're Doing It Right?
TPT#319 -Now We Can Relax
TPT#318 - Tangents and Rabbit Trails
TPT#317 - Picture is Unrelated
TPT#316 - Disassembly Line
TPT#315 - How To Work A Zoom
TPT#314 - The Next Right Thing
TPT#313 - Bits and Bobs
TPT#312 - A Double Take or A Jaw Drop
TPT#311 - Waiting To Drive
TPT#310 - Start In The Middle
TPT#309 - Beer In A Jar
TPT#308 - Adulting Up
TPT#307 - What We Know About What We Don't Know
TPT#306 - Worn Out Words
TPT#305 - What Did They Do With Everybody?!
TPT#304 - Georgy-Rigged
TPT#303 - Muppety
TPT#302 - Dust To Dust
TPT#301 - From This Perspective.
TPT#300 - Everything Is COVIDy.
TPT#299 - Your Right To F*ck Things Up Ends At My Front Door
TPT#298 - You Made Up That Reality
TPT#297 - I'm Not Really The Creepy Guy
TPT#296 - Lady Bits
TPT#295 - It Sucks, But We're Here For You.
TPT#294 - I Was Awake And Didn't Mind It!
TPT#293 - Motherf*cker
TPT#292 - Most Best
TPT#291 - These Are All Experiments
TPT#290 - Funny Looking Lady
TPT#289 - Hand-Me-Down Toilet Snake
TPT#288 - Don't Be That Dude
TPT#287 - Placebo Effect
TPT#286 - Mild Psychological Warfare
TPT#285 - Axlotls
TPT#284 - The Committee on Forming Committees
TPT#283 - Acid and Cocaine
TPT#282 - Scared Of Gender
TPT#280 - Wearing A TicTac
TPT#280 - The Paragraph That Is Actually A List
TPT#279 - Murray'd With Mehlk
TPT#278 - Tiny Bottles
TPT#277 - Go Fly A Kite
TPT#276 - I'm That Guy
TPT#275 - Ridiculously Gendered Locker Room
TPT#274 - Mad Testosterone Skillz
TPT#273 - I Know That I Don't Know What I'm Doing
TPT#272 - Are There Rabbit Trails On Gallifrey?
TPT#271 - Happy Wife, Happy ...
TPT#270 - A Solid Six
TPT#269 - Sometimes It's Just Jello
TPT#268 - Ridiculous and Far Too Long
TPT#267 - Eww, Icky!
TPT#266 - You're Not Wrong.
TPT#265 - Gender Guns
TPT#264 - Trading Tools
TPT#263 - Normallacy
TPT#262 - Your Package is Cockeyed
TPT#261 - Why Do Women...?
TPT#260 - A Rainbow A Day
TPT#259 - Resistant To Reality
TPT#258 - New Job, Who Dis?
TPT#257 - You Can Google That
TPT#256 - They Only Misgender You When They Aren't Looking At You
TPT#255 - I Put It There But It Doesn't Really Exist (Abuse Allegations, Pt. 2)
TPT#254 - Silently Cursing My Infinite Goodness (Abuse Allegations, Pt. 1)
TPT#253 - On Tuesday Let's Have Queers
TPT#252 - There's No Normal Anymore
TPT#251 - Out-Do Your Facial Hair
TPT#250 - 'Cause I'm Spoiled
TPT#249 - Randomize Your Thoughts
TPT#248 - "Mildly" Skeptical
TPT#247 - I Think It's The Chicken Cans
TPT#246 - You Must Be Peter Pan (Aro Ace Mikayla)
TPT#245 - Wear Your Effing Ribbons
TPT#244 - Everybody's Different
TPT#243 - You Can't Be Stealing Trans People's Stories (Performer, Scholar, and Activist Peterson Toscano)
TPT#242 - ExtravagantlyCrazySh-t
TPT#241 - A F-ckton Of Privilege
TPT#240 - Dying For A Few Days
TPT#239 - Tilted Flamingos
TPT#238 - Having A Voice Conversation Thing
TPT#237 - Manning
TPT#236 - After The Police Time, But The Next Time, Before The Last Time
TPT#235 - If You Want It, You Find A Way (Unlikely Activist Z, Pt. 2)
TPT#234 - A Private Journey (Unlikely Activist Z, Pt. 1)
TPT#233 - Is It Because I'm Queer?
TPT#232 - Standards Of Care
TPT#231x - Upcoming Changes
TPT#231 - Trying Not To Talk Awkwardly
TPT#230 - The Lights Are On But Nobody's Home
TPT#229 - My P*nis Makes Me Smarter Than You
TPT#228 - Eight Dollar Man-Girdle
TPT#227 - Little Plaid Dress
TPT#226 - Insect Carcasses
TPT#225 - Boom, Dysphoria!
TPT#224 - Go In There And Be Me (Cousin Vinnie Returns, Pt. 2)
TPT#223 - It Must Be Something Wrong With You (Cousin Vinnie Returns, Pt. 1)
TPT#222 - Awareness Of My Vulnerability
TPT#221 - Flip-Off Dance
TPT#220x - Fourth Manniversary Retrospective (Entire Conversation With Clips)
TPT#220 - Looking Right At Me (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 3)
TPT#219 - The Royal "We" (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 2)
TPT#218 - Getting Your Hands On The Substance (4-Year Transition Retrospective, Pt. 1)
TPT#217 - Pee Into The Hat
TPT#216 - Ground Zero
TPT#215 - Fill In The Rest Of The Letters
TPT#214 - Mill Salsa
TPT#213 - I Just Gayed So Hard
TPT#212 - George's Ambulance Service
TPT#211 - Interrupting My Moment Of Sanity
TPT#210 - The Acetate Stuck To My Sandpaper
TPT#209 - Old Man Swears
TPT#208 - Let's Do This And See What Happens!
TPT#207 - Gallifrey Once More
TPT#206 - A Series Of Unfortunate Events
TPT#205 - Old Guy Problems
TPT#204 - Everybody Needs To Be Thinking
TPT#203 - Women Do It Better
TPT#202 - I'm Tired And I'll Do This Later! (Gender Rebels, Pt. 2)
TPT#201 - Gender Gymnastics (Gender Rebels, Pt. 1)
TPT#200 - And A Sex Toy Infomercial At The Hospital
TPT#199 - Chosen Family
TPT#198 - Shoes To Throw
TPT#197 - Broken String All Gone
TPT#196 - Practical, Logical Nonsense
TPT#195 - Seventy Year-Old Toddlers
TPT#194 - Libra Moon
TPT#193 - Don't Be A D*ck About It.
TPT#162 - Q's & A's Round 6
TPT#191 - Incredulous
TPT#190 - Tangentially Related
TPT#189 - That's Messed Up!
TPT#188 - Taco Tuesday
TPT#187 - Back To The Owlery
TPT#186 - "They're All F*ck-A$$es!"
TPT#185 - In The Category Of Women
TPT#184 - The Man In The Room
TPT#183 - A Healthy Work Ethic
TPT#182 - You Can't Do That Anymore!
TPT#181 - Government Math
TPT#180 - Trans Things Happen
TPT#179 - Over Here... No Over Here! (Yosemite Road Trip, Pt. 2)
TPT#178 - A Composite Picture (Yosemite Road Trip, Pt. 1)
TPT#177 - Monkey Moustache
TPT#176 - Donut Holes
TPT#175 - My Scale Doesn't Go That High
TPT#174 - Resting Guy Face
TPT#173 - Do The Thing!
TPT#172 - Skirt PTSD
TPT#171 - Scary Nipples
TPT#170 - Multitasking Your Self-Care
TPT#169 - Weenie Wagger
TPT#168 - FacePalm
TPT#167 - Is This Really The Reality?
TPT#166 - Are We Gonna Have That Much Nonsense?
TPT#165 - Funerals Are What We Do
TPT#164 - Blood Stains On The Carpet
TPT#163 - It Has To Change (Tall Friend, Pt. 2)
TPT#162 - Other Things They Sometimes Call Us (Tall Friend, Pt. 1)
TPT#161 - I Gotta Have Faith
TPT#160 - Q and A #5
TPT#159 - A Murder Of Crows
TPT#158 - I'm Not Going To The Store
TPT#157 - Wibbly Wobbly Gendery Cultury
TPT#156 - Gallifrey One
TPT#155 - #QueerInCLASS
TPT#154 - Pull Yourself Together
TPT#153 - "...And One More Thing"
TPT#152x - Masculinity And Privilege (Parts 1-2-3)
TPT#152 - Just Because I Had A Dick (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 3)
TPT#151 - Shaping Undergarments (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 2)
TPT#150 - Small Dick Jokes (Masculinity and Privilege, Part 1)
TPT#149 - Sex Static
TPT#148 - The Chicken Littles Of Gender
TPT#147 - "I Have Anger Issues"
TPT#146 - Jerry Garcia
TPT#145 - Pry That Thing Open
TPT#144 - Kind Of A Disco Ball
TPT#143 - Straight People Are Weird.
TPT#142 - You Can Help!
TPT#141 - Overselling It Just A Bit
TPT#140 - Oh, That's Interesting...
TPT#139 - Queersplaining
TPT#138 - Girls Chase Boys
TPT#137 - My Hand Might Forget What I Was Doing
TPT#136 - Five Stuffed Bears In Lederhosen
TPT#135 - Hormones From Hell
TPT#134 - Sitting On Fans
TPT#133 - A Closet Full Of Tutus
TPT#132 - Yes, Sir. Thank You, Sir.
TPT#131 - 4 Q's & 4 A's
TPT#130 - Lock My Nipples
TPT#129 - It's Not Always That High Tech (The Lawyer Friend's Lower Surgery, Pt. 2)
TPT#128 - We're All 'Those People' Here (The Lawyer Friend's Lower Surgery, Pt. 1)
TPT#127 - Something I'm Usually Aware Of
TPT#126 - Eight Slices Of Pizza (Sleep-Away Camp Pt. 2)
TPT#125 - Hey Mom! It Works!! (Sleep-Away Camp Pt. 1)
TPT#124 - Both or Neither
TPT#123 - Not Completely Unhelpful
TPT#122 - More Than Marriage
TPT#121 - Gendery Goodness
TPT#120 - Safety Math
TPT#119 - #TransIsBeautiful
TPT#118 - Fridays That Have Issues
TPT#117 - Real Life Queer Adults
TPT#116 - It's My Only Language
TPT#115 - Microphone Magic
TPT#114 - Three-Year-Old Logic
TPT#113x - Extra - Measurements and Changes at Two Years HRT
TPT#113 - A Handful O' Trans People
TPT#112 - The Jesus People, Pt. 2 (Career Christians and the "big fat gay wedding")
TPT#111 - The Jesus People Pt. 1 (Finding faith, "ex-gay", the culture wars, and being hated)
TPT#110 - Gender F*ckery
TPT#109 - He Even Tattles On Himself
TPT#108 - They're All Very Friendly People
TPT#107 - A Bit More Running Than I Thought
TPT#106 - Junk and Stuff
TPT#105 - A Third Set of Q's and A's
TPT#104 - Hell-arious!
TPT#103 - With A Puppy Dog and Jesus on the Cross
TPT#102 - AutoPilot Failure
TPT#101 - Pictures Of Cats On The Internet
TPT#100 - Dick Patrol
TPT#99 - Not Unless You're A Wizard
TPT#98 - A Merry-Go-Round With Too Many Guns
TPT#97 - A Four-Cry Christmas
TPT#96 - Life In Attention Whore-ange (My Cousin Vinnie, Pt. 1)
TPT#95 - Porn, Religion, and being Genderqueer (My Cousin Vinnie, Pt. 2)
TPT#94 - Lesbian Elvis
TPT#93 - Man Cave
TPT#92 - Doppelganger
TPT#91 - Man Scouts
TPT#90 - Handing Over Mom Duty
TPT#89 - Filter Fail
TPT#88 - I Want My MTV
TPT#87 - Running Away From Home
TPT#86 - Surgery Revisions
TPT#85 - Failing at Irresponsibility
TPT#84 - Optimum Normalcy
TPT#83 - Lots of BS
TPT#82 - When I'm Not Paying Fifty Dollars
TPT#81 - Making Eyebrow Contact
TPT#80 - Wanh WaWa Wanh
TPT#79 - The Gender Front
TPT#78 - Validate My Reality
TPT#77 - Little White Bowls
TPT#76 - More Q's and A's
TPT#75 - A Bad Case of Butthurt
TPT#74 - ThunderCats and Sparkly Streamers
TPT#73 - Doing It As A Man
TPT#72 - Small Mammals
TPT#71 - You're Less Selfish
TPT#70 - She's Gone Cukoo!
TPT#69 - Sexytimes Ahoy?
TPT#68 - Working While Trans
TPT#67 - MANeuvering
TPT#66 - Packing, Peeing, and P*nises
TPT#65 - Sense Of Entitlement
TPT#64 - Hello, Laydees...
TPT#63 - Happy Man-iversary!
TPT#62 - Twenty-ish Questions: Part 2 (Mildly NSFW)
TPT#61 - Twenty-ish Questions: Part 1 (G-Rated)
TPT#60 - Social Security
TPT#59 - Lowering Expectations
TPT#58 - Saucer Sled on the Ski Jump
TPT#57 - A Bad Case Of Teenager
TPT#56 - Men's Spaces
TPT#55 - No More Dying On Fridays!
TPT#54 - "You're Such A..."
TPT#53 - Massages and Packing
TPT#52 - Princess Jesus Music From Hell
TPT#51 - I'm Glad I'm Her Son.
TPT#50 - What You Don't Know You Don't Know
TPT#49 - Tall Trees
TPT#48 - Division of Labor
TPT#47 - Faith and Stuff
TPT#46 - Death and Stuff
TPT#45 - People Are Funny.
TPT#44 - Doggies, and Childrens, and Pokemons, Oh My!
TPT#43 - Happy Holidays!
TPT#42 - Men's Hot Tub and Testosterone Update
TPT#41 - Schedule Tetris
TPT#40 - Butt-A#% Cold
TPT#39 - Q's and A's
TPT#38 - It Gets Better
TPT#37 - Social Stuffs
TPT#36 - Dysfunction Junction
TPT#35 - Six Months and Naughty Kid
TPT#34 - That Gender Stuff
TPT#33 - Oh, For Gender's Sake!
TPT#32 - Bad Humour and NewOld Endo
TPT#31 - STP'ing
TPT#30 - Back To Work
TPT#29 - Work Fix?
TPT#28 - Work Woes
TPT#27 - Post-Operative Productivity
TPT#26 - Pre-Operative Problem-Solving
TPT#25 - Testosterone Changes Everything.
TPT#24 - Kindergarten Dad
TPT#23 - Holy Absurdity, Petman!
TPT#22 - Friends and Family?
TPT#21 - Doctor, Doctor!
TPT#20 - More Comings Out...
TPT#19 - Wedding Weekend
TPT#18 - Everything but the Kitchen Sink
TPT#17 - Six Weeks on 'T'
TPT#16 - One Month on 'T'
TPT#15 - Here Be Swears.
TPT#14 - Coming Out!
TPT#13 - At Last!
TPT#12 - Be Realistic!
TPT#11 - Transition Update, and Other Support
TPT#10 - We Are Sick!
TPT#9 - Unpacking Gender Baggage
TPT#8 - George's 'Princess Man'
TPT#7 - Transition + Biography = Trans-ography?
TPT#6 - I Can Haz Testosterone?
TPT#5 - Effing Therapy...
TPT#4 - Unhelpful Queers, Helpful Insurance.
TPT#3 - Parenting Is Hard.
TPT#2 - Gyno Says What?
TPT#1 - Here We Are!