All Episodes

Ep. 171: Come Join the Freaky Fred Vigil

Ep. 170: Look! Look with Your Yellow Eyes!

Ep. 169: Bumpin' Rocks

Ep. 168: The Short Eighth Season of Bree Tanner

Ep. 167: Olympic Butts

Ep. 166: The One Where Maya Goes to Forks

Ep. 165: BRIDE season finale!

Ep. 164: Our GOBS Were SMACKED

Ep. 163: “Oh no, Maya ruined trees for me”

Ep. 162: AWOOOOGA!!!

Ep. 161: Modesty Bubbles

Ep. 160: Professional Twihards

Ep. 159: Specifically Engineered Political Sexiness

Ep. 158: Hotness Feedback Loop

Ep. 157: Knot Another Twilight Podcast

Ep. 156: My Butt Is Stronger Than Ever Before

Broken News: Midnight Sun Animated Series!

Ep. 155: Waltzing to Hollaback Girl (Final Episode!!)

Ep. 154: SHRAMPS

Ep. 153: Hark, It's Edward! (Carlisle Is Also There)

Ep. 152: Being Uggo Is My Superpower

Ep. 151: Twilight DEBUNKED!!!!

Ep. 150: Babe, Pig in the Desert

Ep. 149: The Logistical Problems of Being an Immortal Person

Ep. 148: Anyway, Read Holes

Ep. 147: "I Just Got Jawkissed In Front of My Dad's Best Friend"

Ep. 146: Is It Ha Ha Ha or He He He?

Ep. 145: "Dad, This Is My Lover"

Ep. 144: BANG BANG

Ep. 143: Say It With Us: This Is the Skin of a Killer, Bella

Ep 142: Dying Isn't the Only Option

The Best Episode We Didn't Record

Ep. 141: That Good, Good Yearning

Ep. 140: The Crush Olympics

Ep. 139: Say It, Out Loud

Ep. 138: Scamboozled

Ep. 137: Pee Dreams

Ep. 136: Romantically Devoured

Ep. 135: Ur My Blood Type

Ep. 134: He Looks Up Grinning Like a Devil

Ep. 133: Activate Eyeball Handsomeness

Ep. 132: The Dazzling Begins (Twilight Chapter 2)

Ep. 131: It's Twilight Season Babyyyy

Ep. 130: Mail Time!!

Ep. 129: The Sun Sets on Breaking Dawn: THE FINAL BREAKING DAWN EPISODE

Ep. 128: We’ve Got Alice!

Ep. 127: Stephenie’s Proof of Romantic Intent

Ep. 126: Angry Woman Power

Ep. 125: Call of the Void

Ep. 124: Christmas, Apparently

Ep. 123: Noir!Twilight

Ep 122: Twenty-Eight is a Crowd

Ep. 121: Vampire Talent Show

Ep. 120: The Problem with Glossaries

Ep. 119: Go Get the Globe

Ep. 118: Emmett's Bright Idea

Ep. 117: WereSwans

Ep. 116: Too Far Into Babydom

Ep. 115: Lick Rocks

Ep 114: Eggplant Emoji, Eggplant Emoji, Eggplant Emoji

Ep. 113: It’s All Tidbits

Ep. 112: Everything You Need to Know About Lizard Teeth

Ep. 111: My Loving Edward Superpower

Ep. 110: Vampire Jam

Ep. 109: My Heart Will Not Go On

Ep. 108: From the Ramparts We Watched

Ep. 107: #MyLifeIsTwilight

Ep. 106: Baby Talk

Ep. 105: The Lizard Theory

Ep. 104: On the Fritz

Ep. 103: Breaking Blah

Ep. 102: Jacob Still Is Not Pleased

Ep. 101: This Sucks Rocks

THE ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE

Ep. 99: Kristen Stewart's Pointy Cheek Face

Ep. 98: 6'7 Giant Baby Jacob Black

Ep. 97: Tiny Baby Husband

Ep. 96: Team Edward by Transitive Property

Ep 95: Isle Sexme

Ep. 94: But When Will I See You Again? Oh, Never! Never!

Ep. 93: Do I Bedazzle You?

Ep. 92: Creepy Ceiling Babies

Ep. 91: With Edward In My Happy Place (Breaking Dawn Season Premiere!)

Ep. 90: Eclipse of Eclipse: Season Finale!

Ep. 89: She Cry Cry Cries in Her Lonely Heart

Ep. 88: The Chapter Where Jacob Says the Title

Ep. 87: The Short Second Life of a Convenient Plot Point

Ep. 86: Gay Twilight AU (A Guest Thesis)

Ep. 85: Galaxy Brain Edward

Ep. 84: Eau de Self Reflection

Ep. 83: It Was All a Dream

Ep 82: It's All SMeyer's Fault

Ep. 81: The Rules of Engagement

Ep. 80: There's a Jess and a Bella Inside All of Us

Ep. 79: Dog Bear Wolf

Ep. 78: Do You Think Emmett Spiked the Punch?

Ep. 77: An Army of Vampires...for ME?

Ep. 76: Not An Episode!

Ep. 75: TWILIGHT MOVIE COMMENTARY

Ep. 74: TEAM BELLA 5-EVA

Ep. 73: #ThroupleTherapy (Guest Episode!)

Ep. 72: Thigh Bone Plot Device

Ep. 71: Jasper and the Famous Undead Bodies Disease

Ep. 70: Three-Armed Vampire

Ep. 69: Legendary Lies

Ep. 68: A Stolen Holographic Chikorita Card

Ep. 67: Dude, Where’s My Pillow?

Ep 66: Jacob Doth Protest Too Much

Ep. 65: Rosalie’s So Vain, She Probably Thinks This Ep Is About Her (Which It Is)

Ep. 64: Big Time Mad

Ep. 63: Bad Vampire Science Part 27

Ep. 62: My Great Grandpa Peed on This Tree

Ep. 61: Maybe it’s Intuition? Maybe it’s just Deductive Logic

Ep. 60: Gaslighters Anonymous

Ep. 59: Seasonal Goth (Guest Episode!)

Ep. 58: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Ep. 57: The Blooper Episode Volume One

Ep. 56: Twilight Was Born To Be a Miniseries (Guest Episode!)

Ep. 55: The Book That Just Wouldn't Die

Ep. 54: The Bottle Cap Blues

Ep. 53: Twilight: The Heist Movie

Ep. 52: We're NOT Scientists

Ep. 51: Let the Rain Fall...

Ep 50: Jasper Is High on Love

Ep 49: All Lasagnas Are Casseroles But Not All Casseroles Are Lasagna

Ep. 48: Craptastic Covers! (Guest Episode)

Ep. 47: Puppies Hate Edward

Ep 46: Alice, the Omniscient Shirt Buyer

Ep. 45: Bella is Us, We Are Bella

Ep. 44: What, Like It's Hard?

Ep. 43: Edward Explains It All

Ep. 42: Peak Low

Ep. 41: We See Beyond the Veil

The Christmas Bonus Episode

Ep. 40: Edward the X-Man

Ep. 39: Schrodinger's Chapter

Ep. 38: Sexual Orientation: The Best-Smelling Potato You've Ever Met

Ep. 37: Dermatologists Hate Her!

Ep. 36: Edward Does Not Keep It Light

Ep. 35: Alice Saves Bella's Life, as a Favor

Ep. 34: Ooh, You Wanna Kiss Her So Bad

Ep. 33: Cloudy With a Chance of Murder

Ep. 32: An Unfavorable Review—Unfavorable Due to Edward's Snobbery—of Midnight Sun Chapter One

Minisode 6: Sometimes We Cheat on Twilight

Ep. 31: Carlisle? Esme? Rosalie? Emmett? Jasper? Alice? (Last New Moon Episode!!)

Ep. 30: Aggressive Misunderstandings

Ep. 29: This Castle Needs a Lobby

Ep. 28: Midnight Sun Collab!!! Feat. Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking

Ep. 27: Are the Vampire Babies Coming for Us?

Ep. 26: Was Midnight Sun Worth the Wait? (Reaction Ep!)

BREAKING NEWS: More Twilight??

EP. 25: Edward's More Dramatic Tendencies

Ep. 24: Not MY Alice Cullen

Ep. 23: Bella On the Edge

Minisode 5: Bambi, the FanFic Episode

Ep. 22: Honey, I Exploded into a Werewolf!

Ep 21: What Would Jane Austen Do?

Ep. 20: The Episode from HELL

Ep. 19: All Bella Wanted Was Colorado the Whole Time

Ep. 18: Victoria Has Opposable Thumbs

Ep. 17: The Sasquatch Files

Ep. 16: Parents Just Don't Understand

Minisode 4: Becoming a Vampire is Like Moving to Colorado

Ep 15: A Gathering of Scoundrels

Ep. 14: The One Where No One Communicates

BREAKING NEWS: Midnight Sun is confirmed!!!!

Ep. 13: BRAINBLAST: It's Her HAIR! (First New Moon Episode!)

BREAKING NEWS: Is Midnight Sun being published?

Ep. 12: Reading Life and Death Part 3: Sour Grapes

Ep. 11: Reading Life and Death Part 2: You're Just a Baby Pig

Ep. 10: Reading Life and Death Part 1: Part of Her Saw Me as Food

Ep. 9: Listeners, We Love Your Breath (final Twilight episode!)

Minisode 3: Born This Way (Goth)

Ep. 8: Are You Even a Vampire if You’re Not Hot?

Ep. 7: Making Friends Is Easy When You're Being Hunted by a Vampire

Ep. 6: James Thinks Bella Is a Snack

Minisode 2: The 100(th) Episode with Kass Morgan

Ep. 5: Not Khaki, Khaki-colored

Ep. 4: The Curse of the Sleeveless Button Up

Ep. 3: Bella is Canonically A Psychic

Minisode 1: Edward is an e-boy

Ep. 2: I Simply Must Gaslight Her

Ep. 1: Twilight Basically Changed My Life