All Episodes
Twilight Phase — 183 episodes
Ep. 171: Come Join the Freaky Fred Vigil
Ep. 170: Look! Look with Your Yellow Eyes!
Ep. 169: Bumpin' Rocks
Ep. 168: The Short Eighth Season of Bree Tanner
Ep. 167: Olympic Butts
Ep. 166: The One Where Maya Goes to Forks
Ep. 165: BRIDE season finale!
Ep. 164: Our GOBS Were SMACKED
Ep. 163: “Oh no, Maya ruined trees for me”
Ep. 162: AWOOOOGA!!!
Ep. 161: Modesty Bubbles
Ep. 160: Professional Twihards
Ep. 159: Specifically Engineered Political Sexiness
Ep. 158: Hotness Feedback Loop
Ep. 157: Knot Another Twilight Podcast
Ep. 156: My Butt Is Stronger Than Ever Before
Broken News: Midnight Sun Animated Series!
Ep. 155: Waltzing to Hollaback Girl (Final Episode!!)
Ep. 154: SHRAMPS
Ep. 153: Hark, It's Edward! (Carlisle Is Also There)
Ep. 152: Being Uggo Is My Superpower
Ep. 151: Twilight DEBUNKED!!!!
Ep. 150: Babe, Pig in the Desert
Ep. 149: The Logistical Problems of Being an Immortal Person
Ep. 148: Anyway, Read Holes
Ep. 147: "I Just Got Jawkissed In Front of My Dad's Best Friend"
Ep. 146: Is It Ha Ha Ha or He He He?
Ep. 145: "Dad, This Is My Lover"
Ep. 144: BANG BANG
Ep. 143: Say It With Us: This Is the Skin of a Killer, Bella
Ep 142: Dying Isn't the Only Option
The Best Episode We Didn't Record
Ep. 141: That Good, Good Yearning
Ep. 140: The Crush Olympics
Ep. 139: Say It, Out Loud
Ep. 138: Scamboozled
Ep. 137: Pee Dreams
Ep. 136: Romantically Devoured
Ep. 135: Ur My Blood Type
Ep. 134: He Looks Up Grinning Like a Devil
Ep. 133: Activate Eyeball Handsomeness
Ep. 132: The Dazzling Begins (Twilight Chapter 2)
Ep. 131: It's Twilight Season Babyyyy
Ep. 130: Mail Time!!
Ep. 129: The Sun Sets on Breaking Dawn: THE FINAL BREAKING DAWN EPISODE
Ep. 128: We’ve Got Alice!
Ep. 127: Stephenie’s Proof of Romantic Intent
Ep. 126: Angry Woman Power
Ep. 125: Call of the Void
Ep. 124: Christmas, Apparently
Ep. 123: Noir!Twilight
Ep 122: Twenty-Eight is a Crowd
Ep. 121: Vampire Talent Show
Ep. 120: The Problem with Glossaries
Ep. 119: Go Get the Globe
Ep. 118: Emmett's Bright Idea
Ep. 117: WereSwans
Ep. 116: Too Far Into Babydom
Ep. 115: Lick Rocks
Ep 114: Eggplant Emoji, Eggplant Emoji, Eggplant Emoji
Ep. 113: It’s All Tidbits
Ep. 112: Everything You Need to Know About Lizard Teeth
Ep. 111: My Loving Edward Superpower
Ep. 110: Vampire Jam
Ep. 109: My Heart Will Not Go On
Ep. 108: From the Ramparts We Watched
Ep. 107: #MyLifeIsTwilight
Ep. 106: Baby Talk
Ep. 105: The Lizard Theory
Ep. 104: On the Fritz
Ep. 103: Breaking Blah
Ep. 102: Jacob Still Is Not Pleased
Ep. 101: This Sucks Rocks
THE ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE
Ep. 99: Kristen Stewart's Pointy Cheek Face
Ep. 98: 6'7 Giant Baby Jacob Black
Ep. 97: Tiny Baby Husband
Ep. 96: Team Edward by Transitive Property
Ep 95: Isle Sexme
Ep. 94: But When Will I See You Again? Oh, Never! Never!
Ep. 93: Do I Bedazzle You?
Ep. 92: Creepy Ceiling Babies
Ep. 91: With Edward In My Happy Place (Breaking Dawn Season Premiere!)
Ep. 90: Eclipse of Eclipse: Season Finale!
Ep. 89: She Cry Cry Cries in Her Lonely Heart
Ep. 88: The Chapter Where Jacob Says the Title
Ep. 87: The Short Second Life of a Convenient Plot Point
Ep. 86: Gay Twilight AU (A Guest Thesis)
Ep. 85: Galaxy Brain Edward
Ep. 84: Eau de Self Reflection
Ep. 83: It Was All a Dream
Ep 82: It's All SMeyer's Fault
Ep. 81: The Rules of Engagement
Ep. 80: There's a Jess and a Bella Inside All of Us
Ep. 79: Dog Bear Wolf
Ep. 78: Do You Think Emmett Spiked the Punch?
Ep. 77: An Army of Vampires...for ME?
Ep. 76: Not An Episode!
Ep. 75: TWILIGHT MOVIE COMMENTARY
Ep. 74: TEAM BELLA 5-EVA
Ep. 73: #ThroupleTherapy (Guest Episode!)
Ep. 72: Thigh Bone Plot Device
Ep. 71: Jasper and the Famous Undead Bodies Disease
Ep. 70: Three-Armed Vampire
Ep. 69: Legendary Lies
Ep. 68: A Stolen Holographic Chikorita Card
Ep. 67: Dude, Where’s My Pillow?
Ep 66: Jacob Doth Protest Too Much
Ep. 65: Rosalie’s So Vain, She Probably Thinks This Ep Is About Her (Which It Is)
Ep. 64: Big Time Mad
Ep. 63: Bad Vampire Science Part 27
Ep. 62: My Great Grandpa Peed on This Tree
Ep. 61: Maybe it’s Intuition? Maybe it’s just Deductive Logic
Ep. 60: Gaslighters Anonymous
Ep. 59: Seasonal Goth (Guest Episode!)
Ep. 58: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Ep. 57: The Blooper Episode Volume One
Ep. 56: Twilight Was Born To Be a Miniseries (Guest Episode!)
Ep. 55: The Book That Just Wouldn't Die
Ep. 54: The Bottle Cap Blues
Ep. 53: Twilight: The Heist Movie
Ep. 52: We're NOT Scientists
Ep. 51: Let the Rain Fall...
Ep 50: Jasper Is High on Love
Ep 49: All Lasagnas Are Casseroles But Not All Casseroles Are Lasagna
Ep. 48: Craptastic Covers! (Guest Episode)
Ep. 47: Puppies Hate Edward
Ep 46: Alice, the Omniscient Shirt Buyer
Ep. 45: Bella is Us, We Are Bella
Ep. 44: What, Like It's Hard?
Ep. 43: Edward Explains It All
Ep. 42: Peak Low
Ep. 41: We See Beyond the Veil
The Christmas Bonus Episode
Ep. 40: Edward the X-Man
Ep. 39: Schrodinger's Chapter
Ep. 38: Sexual Orientation: The Best-Smelling Potato You've Ever Met
Ep. 37: Dermatologists Hate Her!
Ep. 36: Edward Does Not Keep It Light
Ep. 35: Alice Saves Bella's Life, as a Favor
Ep. 34: Ooh, You Wanna Kiss Her So Bad
Ep. 33: Cloudy With a Chance of Murder
Ep. 32: An Unfavorable Review—Unfavorable Due to Edward's Snobbery—of Midnight Sun Chapter One
Minisode 6: Sometimes We Cheat on Twilight
Ep. 31: Carlisle? Esme? Rosalie? Emmett? Jasper? Alice? (Last New Moon Episode!!)
Ep. 30: Aggressive Misunderstandings
Ep. 29: This Castle Needs a Lobby
Ep. 28: Midnight Sun Collab!!! Feat. Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking
Ep. 27: Are the Vampire Babies Coming for Us?
Ep. 26: Was Midnight Sun Worth the Wait? (Reaction Ep!)
BREAKING NEWS: More Twilight??
EP. 25: Edward's More Dramatic Tendencies
Ep. 24: Not MY Alice Cullen
Ep. 23: Bella On the Edge
Minisode 5: Bambi, the FanFic Episode
Ep. 22: Honey, I Exploded into a Werewolf!
Ep 21: What Would Jane Austen Do?
Ep. 20: The Episode from HELL
Ep. 19: All Bella Wanted Was Colorado the Whole Time
Ep. 18: Victoria Has Opposable Thumbs
Ep. 17: The Sasquatch Files
Ep. 16: Parents Just Don't Understand
Minisode 4: Becoming a Vampire is Like Moving to Colorado
Ep 15: A Gathering of Scoundrels
Ep. 14: The One Where No One Communicates
BREAKING NEWS: Midnight Sun is confirmed!!!!
Ep. 13: BRAINBLAST: It's Her HAIR! (First New Moon Episode!)
BREAKING NEWS: Is Midnight Sun being published?
Ep. 12: Reading Life and Death Part 3: Sour Grapes
Ep. 11: Reading Life and Death Part 2: You're Just a Baby Pig
Ep. 10: Reading Life and Death Part 1: Part of Her Saw Me as Food
Ep. 9: Listeners, We Love Your Breath (final Twilight episode!)
Minisode 3: Born This Way (Goth)
Ep. 8: Are You Even a Vampire if You’re Not Hot?
Ep. 7: Making Friends Is Easy When You're Being Hunted by a Vampire
Ep. 6: James Thinks Bella Is a Snack
Minisode 2: The 100(th) Episode with Kass Morgan
Ep. 5: Not Khaki, Khaki-colored
Ep. 4: The Curse of the Sleeveless Button Up
Ep. 3: Bella is Canonically A Psychic
Minisode 1: Edward is an e-boy
Ep. 2: I Simply Must Gaslight Her
Ep. 1: Twilight Basically Changed My Life