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Rob is back and so is his voice.

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new sports bastards!!

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mystery sports guy talks NFL

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rob buys a pet can of green beans, it won't do tricks

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Rob is back and can actually talk a little

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mark does a solocast while Rob is under the weather

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NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

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Rob dresses up as a lightbulb for halloween

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mystery sports guy talk NFL

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Mark tries his hand at break dancing, rob has to stop him.

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Mark hides Rob's pet turtle

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the Crescent haunted hotel show

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Mark fills in for the mystery sports guy

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Mark throws up on Rob's stuffed teddy bear

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mystery sports guy talks NFL

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rob rubs poison ivy on marks ears

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Rob thinks his can of green beans can talk

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Rob shaves his hickory tree because it had shaggy bark

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mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks games

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Mark chews up paper to help yellow jackets make a nest

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NFL opinion from the unknown sports dude

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it's rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we talk

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Mark and rob write poetry for hamsters

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music talk from the creeps

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Rob shaves a roadmap of Rhode island on his buttock hair

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NFL talk with the bastards

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Rob slobbers so heavy that it looks like it rained on the sidewalk

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Rob break dances and then eats turnups

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music talk and news from two creeps

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brand new sports talk from bastards

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Mark lights rob's loin clothe on fire and ran off

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Mark tosses a piss covered rag at Rob's face

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creeps talking music

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Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk

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mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser

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music news and talk from the creeps.

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mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke

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NFL talk from the bastards

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Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio

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music talk from the creeps

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rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch

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sports talk from two bastards

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rob learns the bongo's with his feet

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recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites

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Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight.

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short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke

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music talk from the creeps

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sports from two bastards

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mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully

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new lower salt podcast.

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new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology

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music talk from the creeps

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Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything

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Sports from two bastards live from the city market

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Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank

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mark and rob drink vinegar

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Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored"

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new improved show, not really

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yup another amazing journey of filth and information all waiting for you

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Mark and Rob pose for oncoming traffic, they get hit

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another gem.......maybe

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here's another gem

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Mark and Rob wear feathers and jump of trees to fly, they're in ICU

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music talk from the creeps

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bastardly sports talk from the douches

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new replacement episode

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Mark and rob win a dance off with a corpse

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Mark and rob babble about nothing for well over an hour

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Mark and Rob act like idiots, they're really good at it.

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Rob runs an electric can opener over Mark's scrotum

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Mark slaps Rob in the groin with a electric bug zapper tennis racket

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Mark throws a cup of urine at Rob but it splashes all over his face

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Creeps talk music with up to date music news

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sports talk and news from the bastards

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Mark tangles Rob's kite in a tree, Rob smacks Mark in the junk with a crowbar

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Mark makes aardvark noises for an up coming sound file, he found out that he actually made giraffe noises by acident

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Rob gets a sandwich laced with pigeon guts

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mark lets Rob walk in to a tree when he's blindfolded searching for a pinata

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Rob is blindfolded and taste tests tree bark, he has to figure the tree from eating the bark. crazy fun

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Rob does his high wire stunt he has practiced on for 12 years, it didn't end well.

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greatest sports show episode ever!!! listen to pure gold, NOW

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another horrible edition of the music creeps. eat it up suckas

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six hours of entertainment in an hour and a half. Don't let this benchmark in podcast entertainment go without downloading it NOW!

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Rob has a pet pet twig named willy

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creepy music talk

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sports talk from bastards

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mark is back from vacay, means more douchebaggery

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The Music Creeps Go Cruising- well, Mark does anyway

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Special International Edition of The Sports Bastards

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Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs

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music talk from the creeps

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NFL talk from the bastards!

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rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's

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Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire

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Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet

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Rob argues with a turtle

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music talk from the creeps

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Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea

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Sports talk from two bastards

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Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob.

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