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creeps discussing music news

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Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks

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music talk from your favorite creeps

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sports from the bastards

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Mark throws sewage at Rob

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more music talk from the creeps

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Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster

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brand new sports bastards yay

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Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap

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Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more

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discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits.

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Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster

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Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard

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music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit

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yay a brand new douchebags...........

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NFL talk from the idiots

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Rob invents a new dance called the tumble

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NFL talk from the bastards

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Rob puts icy hot on mark's ass crack

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music talk from the creeps

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Mark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creature

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Rob asses up mark's pudding pop

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Mark writes a poem about termites to Rob

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sports bastards collides with the music creeps, you get the sports creeps!

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Mark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99

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Mark send a a trained wasp to sting Rob's ass cheek

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Superbowl review, kinda.......

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music talk from the creeps

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The two douchebags sell stamps to the homeless.

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Superbowl predictions and NFL news

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music talk from the creeps

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Mark bites his own nipple off

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Mark and Rob save pencils for fun

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music talk from the creeps

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topher and mark cover the NFL like butter on a steaming hot biscuit

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Mark n rob start to wonder if the box of air they bought might be a hoax

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A visit with Wyatt at the city market

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Mark throws up in Rob's pudding

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music talk from two creeps

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Mark tips a jug of piss over and it hits Rob in the mouth

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NFL divisional breakdown plus the conference championship predictions

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Rob times Mark's new speech to earthworms

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sports Bastards solocast by Mark. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Topher and Mark go over the wild card playoff games and look ahead to the divisional games

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Mark bops rob on the nose with a sharp pencil

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looks like someone got a brand new sports bastards, sorry about your luck.

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looks like you have a brand ner sports bastards, sorry about your luck.

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Rob finds a bag of hammers; he dropped them on Mark's foot

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Rob learns how to count to zero, mark's still trying.

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Sports Bastards NFL playoff picture

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Mark and /rob are back reeking havoc on your earholes

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Review of the year and other facts

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NFL stories and news

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Mark goes over NFL news and stories

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Rob eats a chipmonk and cries

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Mark sends Rob a block of poison ivy, he loves it.

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Topher and Mark talk music

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Week 16 NFL picks

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Rob and Mark put on fake bat wings and fall from a tree trying to fly

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recap of Topher and Mark's NFL picks

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Topher and Mark talk music

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Topher and Mark pick week 15 games

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NFL recap of last weeks picks

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Rob takes a picture of a dirt mound

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WEEK 14 NFL PICKS

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WEEK 13 NFL PICKS RECAP

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Rob n Mark climb a tree and have to rescued by the fire department

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Topher and mark look for a bag of oranges

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enjoy this heartwarming episode

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Music creeps explore music and it's secrets

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Sports Bastards week 12 recap

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NFL picks

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Mark and Rob try to train snails to dance

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the kick off of the music creeps!

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NFL week 12 picks

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Rob asses up marks pretzels

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recap of topher and marks week 11 picks

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part 2 of NFL predictions and the music creeps sneak peek

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Week 11 NFL picks part 1

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Week 10 NFL recap

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Rob and Mark have their hand puppets catch on fire

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WEEK 10 NFL PICKS

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Douchebagery from mark n rob

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Preview of the music creeps show

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WEEK 9 NFL RECAP

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WEEK 9 NFL SCORE PREDICTIONS

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Mark and rob are mistaking as sheep

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WEEK 8 NFL RECAP

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NFL score predictions for week 8

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recap of our week 7 predictions

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you'll have to listen to this one!

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more Tom douchery

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WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS of the NFL

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new douchebags episode

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week 6 recap, we go through our picks

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new format plus an unexpected guest

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WEEK 6 NFL predictions

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NFL week 5 picks recap

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Douchebaggery at large

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WEEK FIVE NFL PREDICTIONS

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