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WEEK 5 look back at our picks for WEEK 4

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various topics and comedic bits

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week 4 football picks part 2

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Football predictions week 4

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various topics and stories.

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Ya got another one

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Week 3 football picks part two

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Football picks week 3 part 1

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Various subjects that need a look over

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Week two NFL predictions part two

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New line up.....ME "Mark"

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First of new line up......me! "Mark"

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WEEK TWO NFL PREDICTIONS PART ONE

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Big changes coming

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Rob eats two electrical cords

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topher and marks week one picks part two

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Mark and Rob sell bags of dirt

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Topher and mark's week one predictions part one

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Rob learns to use a pogo stick

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TOPHER N MARK PREDICTIONS FOR NFC NORTH AND SOUTH

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NFC EAST AND WEST

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AFC WEST PREVIEW

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Mark throws a pillow full of gravel at Rob's crotch.

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Topher and Mark examine and predict the AFC EAST

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Rob uses a spit cup to wash his ears

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Topher is back with Mark in a special NFL preview! This episode features AFC NORTH predictions.

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Rob smells orange peels

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Eh, it's a new episode

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Rob finds a odd shaped footprint

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Mark has a pet wasp that stung him 3 times

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mark has silly putty but it is too warm and stuck on his face

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Mark has a water balloon filled with urine

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Rob wears a sheep mask to run errands

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Rob tries to look like a radish

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Mark has a homemade mouse trap, it snaps on his nose

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rob picks his nose and people film it

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Rob gets stung by a moth

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ROB SMELLS BIRDS

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MARK SLOBBERS ALL OVER THE MIC AND SHORTS IT OUT

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mark ignites Rob's nose hairs as a joke

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Rob grows his nose hairs

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MARK TRIES A NEW BRAND OF FOOD, FRIED ASS.

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Mark cuts Robs speedo's crotch out

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Mark puts garbage in Rob's pillow case

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Rob finds a bag of dead fish.

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Rob shows how to gargle jelly beans

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Rob argues over a episode of mannix

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Mark has a weird tick that sounds like a badger

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Rob has a twinkie that tasted like a chocolate zinger, oh he just read it wrong, it is a zinger

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rob eats a burrito made of orange peels

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Mark rolls a burrito with orange peels for rob

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rob makes stick figures and names all of them

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MARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTION

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MARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER

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Rob pisses his name in a shopping mall

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Rob wipes his face with a used snot rag

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Rob learns to blow fire

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Mark lights Rob's loin cloth on fire

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Rob likes to do the robot in front of a mirror

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Rob has a big bowl of naval gravy

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Mark eats 10 minnows

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Rob steps on a pine cone and cries

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Rob makes friendship bracelets for dead squirrels

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mark has a cart full of crickets

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mark and Rob mean well, no they don't

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rob has burning pee

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Mark likes to smell earwax

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rob gets his rectal glands expressed

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Rob wears a condom over his head because mark called him a dick

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a trolly runs over Marks foot, he screams for 3 hours

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bonus episode, it still sucks

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mark has a new boil

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Rob invents a shirt for big toes

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mark and rob hum pink floyd for hours

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rob rad reads poetry to a monkey

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mark sells a giant peanut butter sculpture

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rob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farm

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a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm

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mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds

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Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes

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rob has an evil twin that throws poo

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Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark

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mark gets dared to eat fire ants

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mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down

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mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it

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mark paddles rob when he is napping

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Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump

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numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

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Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online

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Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter

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mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire

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mark trips on a piece of chewing gum

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Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity

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a wild monkey hammers robs foot with a club

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mark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on rob

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Rob accidently eats vomit

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pet tricks Mark does with a ring of fire

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rob has bacon farts

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a turtle attacks mark and robs picnic

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rob fakes passing out to get a free ride to the movie theater next to the hospital.

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