All Episodes

Ep 58 - See You Later, Alligator...

Ep 57 - If You Really Loved Him, You'd Eat His Mashed Potatoes

Ep 56 - The Homofascist Manifesto

Ep 55 - Applebees Means Home

Ep 54 - It's Not Fun To Be Woke

Ep 53 - I Soaked My Way To The Top

Ep 52 - I'm Not Like Other Fleabags

Ep 51 - Reddit, Should I Disown My Cuck Son?

Ep 50 - Signs Your Gay Porn Might Actually Be Straight

Ep 49 - Good Guys Do Imperialism Too!

Ep 48 - Marty Supreme If He Stunk: Farty Supreme

Ep 47 - UCM Presents: 2026

Ep 46 - My Year Of Celibacy And Celebration

Ep 45 - You Met Me At A Very Bicurious Time In My Life

Ep 44 - Girls BBL Trip To Miami

Ep 43 - Long Day At The Baby Making Factory

Ep 42 - Silence Utilitarian, A Real Dialectical Materialist Is Talking

Ep 41 - Joseph Smith Died For Somebody's Sins But Not Mine

Ep 40 - Carl Jung Told Me I Was Gay

Ep 39 - The Rent Is Too D*** High

Ep 38 - You Are Not A Vibe Bro

Ep 37 - I Was Born Without My Consent

Ep 36 - Separate The Fart From The Fartist

Ep 35 - This Podcast Is A Recession Indicator

Ep 34 - We're Not Girl's Girls

Ep 33 - GIVE HIM HIS KEYS

Ep 32 - 14 Bloodlusted Taylor Swifts

Ep 31 - It's A Big Club And You Want To Be In It

Ep 30 - I Took Way Too Many Chill Pills

Ep 29 - Televised Cucking

Ep 28 - Girl, So Interrupted

Ep 27 - Forrest Gump Son Or Jenny Daughter?

Ep 26 - Hitting The Milk Raw

Ep 25 - Lesbians Against Drake

Ep 24 - I Have No Girlfriend And I Must Scream

Ep 23 - Consider The Veggie Burger

Ep 22 - UCM Presents: 2025

Ep 21 - No Love Like Robot Love

Ep 20 - In The Clurb, We All Gay

Ep 19 - Bratted Too Close To The Sun

Ep 18 - Never Let the Algorithm Know Your Next Move

Ep 17 - Just Nuclear Carpet Bomb My Worthless Incel Life

Ep 16 - Stimulants, Alex Jones, Free Will, Oh My!

Ep 15 - Sex Should Be Illegal

Ep 14 - We're Kinkshaming You

Ep 13 - Honey I Brainrotted The Kids

Ep 12 - We Have GOT To Get Woker!

Ep 11 - Irresistible Baddie Syndrome

Ep 10 - Lana Del Rey Told Me To Get A Sugar Daddy

Ep 9 - Challengers: A Feminist Situationship

Ep 8 - It's Not The Weed, You're Just A Loser

Ep 7 - Less Planes More Trains

Ep 6 - The Serving Industry

Ep 5 - Food Delivery Pimps

Ep 4 - The Price of Fear

Ep 3 - The Quirkification of Willy Wonka

Ep 2 - Gas Station Boner Pills

Ep 1 - Gifted Kid Burnouts