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Upgrade — 616 episodes
637: My Job Is to Eat the Marshmallow
634: Crime River
614: $100 Billion Is the Floor
613: I Know I Picked Too Many iPods
612: 'That Leader is John Ternus'
611: Drain the Bin
610: We Hear You're Good at Computers
609: The Origin of Apple
608: Pop and Lock
607: Lime Has Left the Chat
606: Photogenic Lemon
605: The 2026 March Experience Draft
604: The Shifting Sands of Liquid Glass
603: Recalibrate the Quality Bar
602: Get Our Necks Limber
601: Spreadsheet for Creators
600: Based on Hopes and Dreams
599: Free... Although
598: Transparent Man of the People
597: Our 2026 Wish List
596: The 2025 Upgradies
595: Contrast in the Horse
594: Featuring Crimes
593: Oops! All Departures
592: Metaphorical Pipeline
591: The Apple TV Draft
590: Who’s This John Apple?
589: The London Air
588: Dodging the Question Intentionally
587: My TestFlight Has a TestFlight
586: An LLM in the Woods
585: Slide Over Sickos
584: I'm the Apple of Lasers
583: It Feels So Good to Be Right
582: First Chance to Make One Impression
581: A Very Dented Can
580: Iconic Plateau
579: The 2025 September Event Draft
578: The Woven Family of Materials
577: Apple's Own Tier List
576: Resting Tim Face
575: I Love to Accelerate a Roadmap
574: The Shame Box
573: What a Bad Friend!
572: Grand modèle de langage
571: Am I a Legacy Node?
570: The Spite Tier
569: We Need More Rock Stars
568: A Persona of a Bearded Man
567: Are We So Back?
566: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2025
565: The Scent of Humane
564: California CarPlay Road Trip
563: Peanut or a Banana
562: Let's Break the Law
561: International Intrigue
560: Thank All the Daddies
559: All Fingers Are Digital
558: My Bucket Is Full
557: I Will Run a Four-Minute Mile
556: This Photo Is Not 2000 Years Old
555: What You Are Is What You Ship
554: Level Zero Promise
553: The Apple Monument
552: Table for Six
551: The Paternity Draft
550: The Tasty Part Inside Bad Bread
549: (I Don't) Grade for the World
548: Hunched Over the Keyboard With My Eyes Closed
547: Figure Out and Find Out
546: Headline Snob
545: The Bee Bonnet Company
544: The 2024 Upgradies
543: In the Pocket of Big Turkey
542: Wellies on the Ground
541: Nonotexture
540: Validation for Shower Jason
539: 98 Yards with My Boys
538: A Lot of Mac in Your Face
537: Square Minus One
536: The Sleeping Lifestyle
535: Little Spicy Peppers
534: The 2024 October Event? Draft
533: A Conversation With Your Teeth
532: I Am Foreign Exchange Headwinds
531: Notifications in My Eyes
530: I Am Beyond Recovery
529: Grind Down That Silicon
528: Here's My Child Criminal
527: The 2024 September Event Draft
526: Journal and Learnal
525: Best of U3
524: We're Making a Trifle
523: I Got It to Hallucinate Already
522: Reserve Your Spot
521: I Can Get Pineapple Into Anything
520: Cruel Summer
519: The Intelligent Trinity
518: Having Lots of Money Doesn't Make You a Bank
517: Maybe It's Catchier in Japanese
516: I'm Suppressing My Feelings
515: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2024
514: European Beard
513: I Do Not Rock Anything
512: Pros Are the Little Boats
511: You’re Nice to Hold
510: Jason Is Cool GOTO 10
509: Save the Fines
508: You’re Judging It Wrong
507: Differently Social
506: Legacy When? Legacy Now?
505: Abolish Drafts: The 2024 iPad Draft
504: Tone 47
503: We Own the Refs, the Stadium, and the Field
502: It's the Way Towards Colour
501: The Perfect Noodling Computer
500: Core Face/Peripheral Face
499: We Have All the Cushions
498: Leap the Uncanny Valley
497: The Poison Pill
496: 40th Anniversary of the Mac Draft
495: Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
494: Copyright Violation Machine
493: Upgradies Hall of Fame
492: The 2023 Upgrade Holiday Special
491: The 2023 Upgradies
490: The Cat Has a Team of Lawyers
489: The Future Is on CompuServe
488: The New Numbers
487: Under the Thumb of Qualcomm
486: On the Side of Reality
485: Best Witch and Beast Feature
484: Space Grayer
483: The 2023 October Event Draft
482: It’s Covered in Soap!
481: What If… Octobox?
480: Never Do a Deal with the Preference Daemon
479: The Three Oranges
478: Hi, We’re the Weirdos
477: Tails O'Clock
476: Friends in the Couch Cushions
475: The 2023 September Event Draft
474: I'm Not a Doctor, I'm an Auditor
473: I Can Talk About the George Foreman Grill Now
472: Step Aside, Bob!
471: A Technological 23rd Century Star Trek Thing
470: Magic Titanium
469: Bring in the Boffins
468: Nonstop Bangers Involving Saxophone Solos
467: The Least Important Mac
466: Try to Stop Me Now, Batman
465: No Dark Modes, Only Dark Rooms
464: Godzilla Is Always There
463: Respect the Tripod
462: Time Moves the Sun
461: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2023
460: Mr. QuickTime is Now Mr. Headset
459: I Appreciate Whopping
458: Weaving on a Thoughtful Basis
457: Subtle & Vibrant
456: The Official Journal of Journaling
455: QUADBOX!
454: The Home Home
453: At Large at Apple Park
452: Schrödinger's Killer App
451: I've Come Around to Reality
450: Funko Classicals
449: Dynamic Submarine
448: I'm Choosing Optimism
447: I've Got a Lot of Code in the Catalogue
446: The iPhone Abides
445: Headwinds
444: Greg
443: Core Variations
442: Zombie Arms and Toaster Fridge
441: Qi2: Qi Harder
440: Apple Bricked My House!
439: The 2022 Upgradies
438: Holiday Antitrust Special
437: Luxury Car for Nerds
436: I Bend So Many Spoons
435: OS 8, Not So Great
434: Bob to Bob to Bob
433: The Lava Lamp is Not Responding
432: Upgrade (With Special Offers)
431: Charty Charty Money Charts
430: Other Kickstands Are Available
429: Freedom Doors
428: (2)
427: He Renounced Lederhosen
426: Splash Hit!
425: This Intelligent Blob
424: Das Pro Plus Max Ultra
423: Ultra Wednesday
422: The 2022 September Event Draft
421: Summer of Automation
420: I Don't Want Your Jolly Ranchers
419: Modemtown
418: Cocktail of Headwinds
417: The Verticals
416: Shout-out to Bridget Knight
415: My Body Is My Studio, My Exercises Are My Canvas
414: The Meat Seems Questionable
413: Tall Is Small
412: Justin, Don't Do It
411: 180% Different for Me
410: Apple Park Vibe Check
409: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2022
408: Upgrade VR
407: Inexplicable Billboards
406: Are You Phishing Me Right Now?
405: Too Many Numbers
404: Convert Your Nostalgia to Money
403: This Episode is Forbidden
402: Very Important Developers
401: This App May Not Kill You
400: Draft of the Ages
399: The Mysteries of Thunderbolt
398: I Thought About the Ultra, Then I Laughed
397: My Favorite Amount of Transistors
396: The 2022 March Event Draft
395: This App May Kill You
394: Historic Dongletown
393: Nothing Is So Perfect™
392: The Whimsy Committee
391: They're Great Uphill
390: 🦓🦅🦜🐧
389: I Have Extra Buttons
388: The Year of the Headset
387: The 2021 Upgradies
386: The Tube Man Ecosystem
385: Millie Metre
384: Don't Fear the Laser
383: Dongletown Hotel
382: Hey Car, Stop
381: Get Used to Disappointment
380: Hey Self, Don't Do It!
379: They Feed on Memory Bandwidth
378: The Maximum Macintosh
377: Most Importantly, Compressor
376: The 2021 October Event Draft
375: My Watch Is My Cake
374: Abnormal Within an Abnormal Group
373: We Will Give You Color... But It Will Not Be Fun
372: A Wrestling Match With App Icons
371: Midnight Is Starlight's Best Friend
370: The 2021 September Event Draft
369: The One With How Titles Are Made
368: Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
367: My Experience With the Floating Lozenges
366: The Node Legacy
365: Apple's Compromise
364: Content Arms Dealer
363: Our App Is a Game Now
362: He's Posting More Chickens!
361: It’s Not an Artistic Exercise
360: Big Minimizers
359: Hi Everybody... Pineapple
358: Apple Watch Extreme or Whatever
357: Collaborative Calculating
356: This Is Not for You, Developers
355: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2021
354: Even Safari Knows It's Yellow
353: Orange iMac in My Orange Office
352: Living Inside an Orange
351: Long Hair Is In, Disco Is Back
350: The Time for Color is Now
349: Six Colors and Not a Color
348: The 2021 April Event Draft
347: The Hubris of the HomePod
346: Float It Like a Hologram
345: Hovering Over My Desk on New Years Eve
344: Let's Call It 'Motorcycle'
343: Don't Call It a HomePod
342: 24 24 24 24 23 23 23 23 22 22 22 22
341: Pale Shade of Fun
340: Secret Sauce
339: Dogcow and Spinning Rainbow Cursor in Finderland
338: Loved by Podcasters the World Over
337: No Appreciable Gates
336: Cool Report, Though
335: Repudiation of a Decade
334: Tina, If You're Tuna…
333: New Year, Same Old Prediction
332: The 2020 Upgradies
331: Mandatory Turkey Holiday
330: People Aren't Always Logical
329: The Stale Hot Dog Industry
328: Secure, But Terrible
327: The Future Doesn't Apply
326: The M1 Macs: Interview and Review
325: Johny for the Chips
324: The 2020 November Event Draft
323: The Edges are More Interesting
322: Aux In, Cows Out
321: It's the Hope That Kills You
320: Apple Silicon and the 2020 October Event Draft
319: I'm Gonna Drive My Ferrari Into the Sunset
318: Four Weeks Out or Tomorrow
317: Upsettings
316: Why Tomorrow?
315: The 2020 September Event Draft
314: Beta Tourism
313: Story of the Summer
312: Outgrade
311: Summer of App Store Problems
310: The Opposite of Shiny
309: Ancient Mac Archaeologist
308: The Adventures of Dr. Icon
307: Big Sur Sosumi
306: That's Beta Life!
305: A High School Production of Dracula
304: Somebody’s Gotta Do It and It’s Gonna Be Us
303: The Return of Two Old Friends
302: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2020
301: Show Me You’re Serious
300: It's So Hard to Predict the Future
299: My Gut Says Yes and No
298: Copy Copy Copy, Paste Paste Paste Paste
297: Factual Controller
296: You Wouldn't Believe The Stuff I Know
295: Leave the Podcast at the Beep
294: The Phone Was Full of Sawdust
293: Opt In Your Face
292: Don't Look Over There!
291: The Ugly Potatoes Are Used for Fries
290: You Are The Button
289: Not So Fast, Uma Thurman
288: Are We Being Punked?
287: Constant Applause
286: You Can't Make Me Change My Pocket
285: Mac Pros for Mac Pros
284: We're In the Ear Business
283: The Anger of the Panel
282: The iPad at 10
281: Your Historical Knowledge Has Been Noted
280: De Niro Can’t Bend
279: I Predict It Every Year, Why Stop Now?
278: The 2019 Upgradies
277: Who Killed the Butterfly Keyboard?
276: It’s Always the Chips
275: Remove All of the Holes
274: More Clunky!
273: Sideways the Game
272: Double Secret Vice President of Keyboards
271: The 16-inch MacBook Pro
270: The Toughest Compare
269: A Beep Beep from Far Away
268: Featchas in the Beatas
267: The Quiet Death of the Newton
266: Two iPads in a Sandwich
265: Nothing But Canned Answers
264: Beautiful Breakable Glass Objects
263: Extra Professional
262: The Skyscrapers of Camera Bump City
261: The 2019 iPhone Event Draft
260: It's Not Just a Desk
259: Get Ripped with Pro Max
258: Ten Hours Is Not All Day
257: The Amount of Money Available on the Planet
256: The Billion Dollar Show
255: Peacock Plus
254: Downgrade
253: Steal The Ball
252: The Hippie Gets a Haircut
251: And Then You Eat the Ice Cream
250: Building a Home Screen Together
249: A Bridge to the Future
248: Seven Layer Burrito of Innovation
247: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2019
246: You Can't Fight the Magnets
245: Get Ready for the Sensor Square
244: Push All the Sales Buttons
243: Fiddling Around With Folders
242: Myke and the Modems
241: The Tweaky Features
240: Dance on the Grave of iTunes
239: Fighting Against the Laws of Physics
238: The Future of TV Was Apps
237: New iMacs, iPads, and the 2019 March Event Draft
236: Whatever Keyboard Pleases Me
235: Don’t Be So Mean
234: The Ideological Folding Wars
233: Let's Start a Rumor
232: De-emphasis on Trees
231: The Upgrade Cycle Is Extending
230: The General Drift of Sentiment
229: A More Intentional Folding
228: The Proof is In the Dust Tray
227: Twenty Nine TeeVee
226: The 2018 Upgradies
225: An Upgrade Christmas Carol
224: A Bearded Man Is The Hero
223: Impressive and Stupid
222: That's Not a Plan
221: Dongleton-on-Sea
220: Mr. Apple Pencil
219: The Chicken Just Laid an Egg
218: Previously, on Apple Laptops
217: People in Dongletown Want to Dance
216: The 2018 October Event Draft - LIVE in Chicago
215: The Future of TV is the TV App
214: Nobody Seems to Know Anything
213: The California Environment
212: The Chocolate Phone Is No Good
211: You Will Pay
210: Tennis Macs
209: The 2018 iPhone Event Draft
208: The Villain of the Macintosh
207: Max Rebate
206: The Rings in a Tree
205: Monolithic Entertainment Console
204: Tap-to-Click Truther
203: I Have Felt the Power of the Snell Zone
202: I’m Going to Counter Your Jaguar
201: Full English Breakfast
200: The Podcasting and Anniversary Episode
199: Puppet Series
198: The Mac Is Dead, Long Live the Mac
197: Banana Royale
196: Workflow Siren
195: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2018
194: Game of Jenga with Drivers
193: This is Stephen Hackett’s Fault
192: People Like Colors and Fun
191: Alien Spacecraft Sitting on an End Table
190: Redefine It Upward
189: Obsolescence Isn’t What It Used to Be
188: An Elephant on the Bridge
187: Whiz-Bang Wonderfulness
186: Black Market Crayons
185: The March 2018 Apple Event Draft
184: The Claim Chowder Secret Society
183: It’s Dumb Until We Do It
182: March of Minor Products
181: Banana Slug Bookshelf
180: Too Much Speaker
179: Somewhere Between One and a Gabillion
178: On a Dark Desert Highway
177: Stuck in the Mud
176: Final Cat Pro
175: $4,999, Cheap!
174: The 2017 Upgradies
173: The 2017 Upgrade Holiday Special
172: My Brain Was Slowly Expanding
171: Really Weird Chess Game
170: The Rat King of Cables
169: Discontinue All Other Products
168: Hail Hydrant
167: The White Room of My Mind
166: The Machine That Makes Money
165: The iPhone X Review
164: The Lost Phone for Nerds
163: Kindle Bubbles
162: The Spider Is a Metaphor
161: I Look at My Phone and the Money Leaves
160: A Helipad on Your Table
159: Retcon Incident
158: New Theater Smell
157: The 2017 iPhone Event Draft
156: The Silly Season
155: Apple Hardware Draft
154: Masters of Automation
153: Three Ficuses
152: August State of Mind
151: Caulk and Spackle
150: I Worry About You, Jason
149: The Taste of Danger
148: I Think I Think What You Think
147: Outside the Zone of Secrecy
146: It's About the Journey
145: Wandered into the Unicorn Grove
144: Don't Call It the Finder
143: The WWDC Keynote Draft 2017
142: You Want Applause
141: I Export My Voice
140: Disappointed Dad Tim Cook
139: Make Money from the Money
138: Bad for the Person, Great for the Wizard
137: iTunes on a Shelf
136: My Screen, My Stuff
135: Trashed The Can
134: Steal Its Bezel Thunder
133: You're an Empty Row Person
132: Extra Lasers
131: It's Fine, Dude
130: Ron Has a Pretty Sweet Job
129: Disneyland for Developers
128: Is It Any Weirder than Dashboard?
127: Congratulations, You're an Analyst
126: Spinny Propellery Guy
125: A Bear Did it For Me
124: There Are Always Gates
123: Sheer Gadget Magnetism
122: The 2016 Upgradies
121: All Talk and No Trousers
120: Time Is a Better Indicator of Time
119: Make the Chart Bigger
118: Missed That by 100%
117: Sugar Christmas
116: Design Team Yearbook
115: Rubber Chicken Scenario
114: Get On Down to Dongle Town
113: It's An Honour and a Privilege to Defeat You
112: What I've Got Going for Me is Apple
111: I Keep Moving the Goalposts
110: Never, Not Ever, Not Once
109: YouTube Killed the Podcast Star
108: It's a Great Feature When It Works
107: The Upgrade Programme
106: I've Reached Acceptance
105: The Illusion of Clicking
104: I Really Do Want to Win
103: Significant Figures
102: Cautionary Tale of Laptops
101: It Works Great in California
100: The Least Less
99: Disciplined Cash Machine
98: Accidental Comics Podcast 🤓
97: We Used Our Power For Pizza
96: Two Ports is One More Port than One Port
95: Don't Bring the Pain without the Benefit
94: Users Use Computers
93: The Emoji Judgers
92: WWDC 2016 Draft
91: iMac Special
90: Nobody Should be a Siri Power User
89: Can We Use a Tracking Pixel?
88: Happy Apple Watch Users
87: Unchartable Tidbits
86: The Cloud With the Question Mark
85: Talk to this Cylinder
84: Peek it, But Don't Pop it!
83: I Love Infuriating You
82: Baby Pro
81: Live From Interstate 280
80: I Can Hear Your Future Screams
79: Turkey Dinner Pizza
78: Rename Everything
77: I Don't Know Why You'd Call Them Friends
76: You're Part of My System
75: You Are Terrible to Sick People
74: Tablet Incorporated
73: Put on your Rumor Pants
72: I Spent Four Months Not Buying It
71: Muffingate
70: I Could Call My iPhone a Muffin
69: The 2015 Upgradies
68: The Cryogenic Chamber of Topics
67: Part Spite, Part Strategy
66: Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good Apps?
65: Holiday Firewall
64: The Law of the Large
63: Crying about the Peripherals
62: I Am Nerd Face Guy
61: Accidental Trek Podcast
60: Very Nice Button
59: You Need Faster Fingers
58: What’s Magic About That Keyboard?
57: Complex Feelings
56: The Migration Experience
55: Your Watch is Full
54: Put a Pen on It
53: Everything is Off The Charts
52: Click to Click
51: Fight Against the Fiddly Bits
50: Bing Bong
49: Huge Engine of Money
48: The Watercooler
47: Trust Us, It's Doing Well
46: The S Could Stand for Snell
45: Grandpa's Superhero
44: Tap the Ellipses
43: Haptic Skeptic
42: Shuttlecraft Wallet
41: Emoji Fragmentation
40: Emotion Palette
39: Developers do a Lot of Running
38: Titles Are Not Jobs
37: I Don't Have a Production Staff
36: Menu Bar at the Top
35: Where The Fluoroelastomer Meets the Road
34: The 1.0 Experience
33: Personal Electronic Notebooks
32: Uncompatible
31: MacBook Review Special
30: Boarding a Sinking Ship
29: Velcro Ball
28: Two Men in a Very Tiny Room
27: The Batman of Cheese
26: Ambushed on a Podcast
25: I Don't Need a Saturday Box
24: Because... Luxury
23: The Church of The Coverflow
22: I Didn't Hate This Movie
21: You Rolled 38
20: You Cannot Win an Effort War
19: Marco Marketing
18: Special Interface Snowflake
17: Somewhere on The Monorail
16: The 2014 Upgradies
15: Upgradians of the Galaxy
14: The Marvel of the Buttermilk Biscuit
13: #AskUpgrade
12: Plant and Analyze
11: Drifting Shower Schedule
10: Podcasting, It’s Great!
9: A Brain and a Drill
8: With Special Offers
7: Hot Dog Allergy
6: The Enemy Discount
5: Macworld Cosplay
4: I Regret My Endorsement of You
3: I Think You'll Find It's Bazqux
2: You Start From Zero
1: Fly Casual