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Patch #157 - If You Drop A Chopstick, Should You Ask For A New One?

Patch #156 - Can You Uninvite A 'Plus One'?

Patch #155 - Should You Eat A Bad Sandwich Out Of Politeness?

Patch #154 - Should a Gift Voucher Cover the Entire Gift?

Patch #153 - Does Listening to a Book Count?

Patch #152 - Is Sewing A Button A Basic Skill?

Patch #151 - Where Do You Wait For Friends Outside The Toilets?

Patch #150 Livestream - Is This How You Celebrate 150 Episodes?

Patch #149 – Do You Know How Loudly You Chew?

Patch #148 - Do You Panic When A Ball Rolls Your Way?

Patch #147 - Patch Full O' Scraps

Patch #146 - Do You Bring Your Bins In On Time?

Patch #145 - Do You Trust Friends To Look After Your Pets?

Patch #144 - Are You Confident Licking An Ice-cream?

Patch #143 - Should You Answer An Unknown Number?

Patch #142 - Where Do Mice Sleep?

Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?

Patch #140 - How Much Pizza Should You Order?

Patch #139 - Have You Ever Walked Away From A Queue?

Patch #138 - Do You Have Unreasonably High Expectations?

Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?

Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?

Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?

Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?

Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)

Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham

Patching Up With Dion in Japan

Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris

Patch #130 - Do You Make Offers You Can't Keep? ft. Michael Campbell

Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann

Patreon Bonus - Do You Wear Shoes Around The House?

Patch #128 - What Are the Signs You've Overstayed Your Welcome?

Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?

Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?

Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?

Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?

Goodbye...for now

Patch #123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?

Patch #122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?

Patch #121 - Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public?

Patch #120 - Do You Shake Hands With Friends?

Patch #119 - Should You Wait For Others Before Eating?

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Patch #118 - Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep?

Patch #117 - Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled?

Patch #116 - How Much Finger Food Can You Take From A Tray?

Patch #115 - How Do You Find The Toilet In A Restaurant?

Patch #114 - When Do You Save Someone As A Contact?

Patch #113 - How To Handle The Heat

Patch #112 - How To Go Grocery Shopping

Patch #111 - How To Recycle

Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line

Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home

Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message

Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day

Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight

Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant

Patch #104 - How To Open A Door

Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday

Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy

Patch #101 - How To Record A Podcast

Patch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)

Quick Update & Planning For Season 7

Patchwork Rewind #2: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 2)

2022 Comedy Festival (Sat 9 April) - Do You Tell People At Work If It's Your Birthday?

Patchwork Rewind #1: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 1)

Patch #99 - When Is It Appropriate To Compliment A Stranger?

Patch #98 - How Generously Should You Spread Butter On Toast?

Patch #97 - Would You Accept A Reward For Finding A Lost Pet?

Patch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?

Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021

Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?

Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?

Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?

Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl

Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?

Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?

Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?

Lockdown Update

Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?

Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?

Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?

Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?

Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?

Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?

Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?

Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?

Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?

Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?

Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?

Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?

Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?

Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?

Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?

Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?

Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?

Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)

Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]

Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]

Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]

Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]

Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?

Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?

Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?

Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?

Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?

Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?

YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?

Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?

Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?

Patch #61 - At What Level Should You Refill Someone's Glass Of Water? ft. Tony Martin

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)

Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?

Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?

Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?

Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?

Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?

Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?

Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?

Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?

Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?

Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?

Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?

Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?

Season 4 Trailer

Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)

Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson

Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?

Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?

Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?

Patch #40 - Should You Call Out An Unfunny Friend?

Patch #39 - Do You Trust GPS Over Local Road Knowledge?

Patch #38 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2018

Patch #37 - Should You Take The Elevator To The First Floor?

Patch #36 - Do You Wake Up As Soon As Your Alarm Goes Off?

Patch #35 - Can Your Partner Also Be Your Best Friend?

Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee

Patch #33 - Did Your Parents Cut Off Your Crusts?

Patch #32 - Should You Store Your Cups Upside Down?

Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?

Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)

Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #29 - Quick Sew Melbourne

Patch #28 - Detective Sass

Patch #27 - I'd Subscribe To That

Patch #26 - The Metrics of Cancelling Plans

Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry

Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews

Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann

Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin

Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie

Patch #20 - Flapping Soles

Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"

Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts

Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas

Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation

Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish

Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)

Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)

Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy

Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock

Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts

Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO

Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice

Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish

Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina

Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard

Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian

Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries

Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes

Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket

Patch #1 - Long Haired Women

Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"