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Patch #166 - Should You Always Tip A Busker?
Patch #165 - Do You Pump Your Tyres Before A Long Drive?
Patch #164 - Do You Confidently Sing Along To Songs?
Patch #163 - Do People Think You Look Your Age?
Patch #162 - Are You Obliged To Visit A Friend's New Home?
Patch #161 - Do You Deserve Credit For Organising A Group Gift?
Patch #160 - Do You Trust a Warning Sign?
Patch #159 - Do You Prefer To Sit Next To, Or Opposite Someone?
Patch #158 - Is A 'Maybe' RSVP Actually A 'No'?
Patch #157 - If You Drop A Chopstick, Should You Ask For A New One?
Patch #156 - Can You Uninvite A 'Plus One'?
Patch #155 - Should You Eat A Bad Sandwich Out Of Politeness?
Patch #154 - Should a Gift Voucher Cover the Entire Gift?
Patch #153 - Does Listening to a Book Count?
Patch #152 - Is Sewing A Button A Basic Skill?
Patch #151 - Where Do You Wait For Friends Outside The Toilets?
Patch #150 Livestream - Is This How You Celebrate 150 Episodes?
Patch #149 – Do You Know How Loudly You Chew?
Patch #148 - Do You Panic When A Ball Rolls Your Way?
Patch #147 - Patch Full O' Scraps
Patch #146 - Do You Bring Your Bins In On Time?
Patch #145 - Do You Trust Friends To Look After Your Pets?
Patch #144 - Are You Confident Licking An Ice-cream?
Patch #143 - Should You Answer An Unknown Number?
Patch #142 - Where Do Mice Sleep?
Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
Patch #140 - How Much Pizza Should You Order?
Patch #139 - Have You Ever Walked Away From A Queue?
Patch #138 - Do You Have Unreasonably High Expectations?
Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?
Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
Patching Up With Dion in Japan
Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
Patch #130 - Do You Make Offers You Can't Keep? ft. Michael Campbell
Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann
Patreon Bonus - Do You Wear Shoes Around The House?
Patch #128 - What Are the Signs You've Overstayed Your Welcome?
Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?
Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?
Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?
Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?
Goodbye...for now
Patch #123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?
Patch #122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?
Patch #121 - Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public?
Patch #120 - Do You Shake Hands With Friends?
Patch #119 - Should You Wait For Others Before Eating?
PatchGPT
Patch #118 - Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep?
Patch #117 - Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled?
Patch #116 - How Much Finger Food Can You Take From A Tray?
Patch #115 - How Do You Find The Toilet In A Restaurant?
Patch #114 - When Do You Save Someone As A Contact?
Patch #113 - How To Handle The Heat
Patch #112 - How To Go Grocery Shopping
EPatch #111 - How To Recycle
EPatch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
EPatch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
EPatch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
EPatch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
EPatch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
EPatch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant
EPatch #104 - How To Open A Door
EPatch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday
EPatch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy
EPatch #101 - How To Record A Podcast
EPatch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)
Quick Update & Planning For Season 7
Patchwork Rewind #2: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 2)
E2022 Comedy Festival (Sat 9 April) - Do You Tell People At Work If It's Your Birthday?
Patchwork Rewind #1: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 1)
EPatch #99 - When Is It Appropriate To Compliment A Stranger?
Patch #98 - How Generously Should You Spread Butter On Toast?
Patch #97 - Would You Accept A Reward For Finding A Lost Pet?
EPatch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?
EPatch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
EPatch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
EPatch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
ELockdown Update
Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?