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What Would Mark Twain Say? — 235 episodes

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1

Dolley Madison

2

Take Two Aspirin

3

Judge Lloyd George

4

Waterskiing the Caldecott Tunnel

5

Saving Huck

6

Sunshine on the Forest Floor

7

The Mississippi

8

The Northwest Passage

9

Discovering Our Fountain of Youth

10

Hands Off that Autonomous Weapon!

11

A Short History of News Reporting

12

Flocking Together

13

Diamond Peak is Sixty

14

Big Birthdays

15

The Day We Lost Born Again Smitty

16

Now Let's Get Your Story Out!

17

Football 2026

18

Rob Robins RIP

19

By the Numbers

20

Night of the Cotton Bouquet

21

My Best Friend

22

I Was Here Once Before

23

Knowing Your Vivaldi

24

Flirting with Death

25

The AI Era & Us

26

The Miracle Worker

27

That Seventh Grader

28

Animals at Play

29

Hamstringing Putin

30

Mark Twain Days

31

What if Women Ruled the World?

32

It's the Bed

33

The Hornet

34

The Charter Oak

35

IRL

36

Grand Harmony

37

Fifty-eight Tears 1967

38

Myrtle Huddleston

39

Guinness Book of World Records

40

Do No Harm 2026 Third Party

41

Finland's Wife Carrying Contest

42

The Return of Chautauqua 2025

43

Love at First Sight Part Two

44

Love at First Sight

45

Capt. Cook & Me

46

Founding Incline Village

47

One Page Autobiography

48

Review of Ron Chernow's Mark Twain Biography

49

Mark Curtis

50

What Starlings Can Teach Us

51

Surf Bum to Ski Bum

52

Do Nothing Day

53

The Hydrological Cycle and God

54

Ode to Huckleberry

55

Time Travel 2025

56

Writing an Opinion Column Backwards

57

The Dandy Frightening the Squatter

58

Summer of Blaze

59

Make America Kind Again

60

Land of Sky Blue Waters

61

Dream Come True

62

My Little Brother

63

Waging War

64

Love March Madness

65

A Time for Civility

66

Love the Russian People

67

Majoring in Basketball

68

Unpacking My Political Baggage

69

The Four Original Jokes

70

Revisiting Virginia City

71

A Groovy Kind of Love

72

More Valuable Even Than A Football Team

73

Gramps and the Four-Year-Old

74

Embarrassing Moments Part Two

75

A History of Nevada Revisited

76

Living in the 19th Century

77

Ain't It Great to be Alive?!

78

Escalatory Cyclone

79

That First Shovelful

80

The Gift of a Music Box

81

Chestnuts

82

Leo Hechinger

83

The Huckleberry Handbook

84

A Dog Named Lucky

85

America's Pastime

86

That Tahoe Summer of '61

87

The Ecumenical Pun Pledge

88

Words That Have Started Wars

89

Rocks R Us

90

My Big Fat Bachelor Party

91

Luigi

92

Answering the Call

93

Philosophy

94

Higher, Faster, Stronger

95

Digging for Gold in Nevada

96

Reuniting with One’s High School Sweetheart

97

Irreverence

98

King George Grievances Resonate Even Today

99

Secrets to Longevity

100

Democracy

101

Ploughshares

102

Homeless

103

Jury Law

104

Divined Connections

105

Commencement

106

Connections

107

Love Potion Number Nine

108

The Third house

109

Mark Twain Days

110

King of Bocce

111

Love for Kipling

112

One Glass Eye

113

Draw Down Now

114

Visiting the Dentist?

115

Fear of Public Speaking

116

Switzerland

117

Mental Telegraphy

118

Artificial Intelligence & 1874

119

Online Dating

120

The Alliance Ticket

121

My Huckleberry Jay

122

My 49er Hero

123

Secrets to Longevity

124

Fighting Compassion Fatigue

125

Super Sunday Clemens Cointreau

126

McAvoy's Maxim

127

What Would Mark Twain Say?

128

How Does She Do That?

129

Love Thy Mother

130

Olympics 2024

131

A Mother's Wisdom

132

Declaration of Interdependence

133

Our Huckleberry Hero

134

Pumpkin Man

135

Bedbugs

136

Retirement ain’t easy...

137

Drawing down in 2023

138

Last Hurrah

139

Picture This If You Will

140

Zombie Trout

141

Useful Quotes to Brighten One’s Day – Continued

142

Useful Quotes to Brighten One’s Day

143

Embarrassing Moments

144

Relationship Rekindled

145

The Return of Lahaina Town

146

Seeking a Ceasefire

147

Bless The Hospice Folks

148

Sleepin' on a Futon

149

Glad to be here to bear witness…

150

Mark Twain in Ukraine

151

Old Drum

152

The Ombudsman

153

Adios King George

154

Calendar of Wisdom

155

Launching Navy’s Generation Z…

156

Greatest House Dance Ever

157

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin…

158

Odeon Hall

159

Minister to China

160

One Nice Thing

161

Carson City's Mark Twain Days

162

Jim Thorpe – Part Two

163

We are what we eat…

164

The Happiest Place on Earth…Finland

165

One Man’s Notes for a Public Talk

166

Maui’s Race to End the Arms Race – Part II

167

The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

168

Embarrassing Moments

169

Maui's Race to End the Arms Race

170

Huckleberry & Emmeline

171

AI is not for Me

172

What To Do

173

A Future Life

174

One Lucky Boy

175

Corporate Trust

176

Run Harry Run

177

Mercury is in Retrograde

178

Don’t Ever Put Pam on Your Snow Shovel

179

Everybody Has a Funny Bone

180

Christmas on the Lode

181

Thanks for the Memories

182

Einstein’s Theory of Relativity

183

Thank You Mrs. McQuitty

184

Christmas Cointreau

185

Secrets to Longevity

186

Putin & Sakharov

187

The Art of Swearing

188

Arresting Time

189

Collective Brains

190

Stepping Up in Style

191

Monarchy Is Out of Date

192

The Importance of Merriment Part Two

193

What if?

194

The Importance of Merriment

195

Mark Twain's Third Party

196

Jim Thorpe

197

David Toll

198

Sgt. Reckless

199

Camp Richardson

200

Compromised Prayers Are Never Answered

201

Mark Twain and a Discriminating Irreverence

202

Flunking Personal Finance Class

203

How to Take Out Your Own Stitches or Not

204

Amending the Second Amendment

205

Make the Music and Dance

206

A Most Charming Bird

207

Letter from Earth

208

Taking on Mickey

209

Character Matters

210

A Walk in the Woods

211

Taking Stock of 2022

212

A World Worth Saving

213

Symmetry in Nature

214

The World is Going to the Dogs and That’s a Good Thing

215

Lincoln Day Dinner

216

Sneaky Legs, Jasper & Me

217

Jimmy

218

A Cube of Ice

219

Army Ants and Us

220

She Cleaned City Hall Until She Became Mayor

221

A Fish with a Bicycle

222

Drawdown Manifesto 2022

223

An Open Letter to Mr. Putin

224

Nobility of Character

225

Stepping Away from the Temporal Grid

226

Saving Afghanistan

227

THE NEW YEAR'S BOTOX PARTY

228

Christmas on the Comstock Lode

229

Today's News with a Twain Twist - December 17th

230

Today's News with a Twain Twist - December 10th

231

Today's News with a Twain Twist - December Third

232

Today's News with a Twain Twist Episode 3

233

Today's News with a Twain Twist Episode 2

234

Knowing Your Vivaldi

235

Knowing Your Vivaldi