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We're not criminals here

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Waiting for Alvaro to grow up

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That's when I left the group chat

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I knew the food was going to be good cause she had an attitude

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Laziness becomes art

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Rich comes out

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I'm a liability everywhere

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Dammit. He has access to my unit

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Loving everybody is a bitch!

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Caulksaver

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It's a little taboo but it's fun

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Something with magic

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These sound like excuses to you?

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Don't sh*t yourself but relax

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She doesn't even do maintenance

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I know we're the cheapest option

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You're just another Pepe to him

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Fart around and find out

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Maintenance Ju Jitsu

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We all died in the bus

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We're still at zero

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Every screw counts

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Kum and Stay

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I look friendly and you're too close

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It's nothing cause no one created it

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The Devil beating his wife

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The work doesn't bother me, it's the people

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Now my farts are political

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This guy's day sucks

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I b*tch because the bar is so low

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They're moving in tomorrow

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You've shamed me on this before

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They suck. Not us

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We don't have to fix it

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I have an a$$hole face

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The bar is set so low!

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Don't waterboard me with excuses

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No amount of caulk is going to make this any better

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I'll never fast again

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Fasting on the Spectrum

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I'll kill it, just pay me

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What's going to be the name of your cult?

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they shook my hand and and bought us pizza

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I'm mastering myself right now

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Organic growth

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No risk, No story

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Episode was on backorder

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Art is a risk

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We just survived poverty

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I already clocked you in

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Bitch! You're my Supervisor!?

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It's easier to stay poor

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Curse of Crom Brothaf*cka

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Curb your Enthusigasim

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Nice shorts

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Oh my God the poor people are here

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How do I talk down a gun?

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That seemed inorganic

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I'm going from poor to bitch

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I'm a Port Aransas 10

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Everybody was cool cause nobody helped

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I respect HEB more than I respect myself

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Where can I have a beer for lunch?

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Sometimes you die a loser

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Best of #5

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I finally have the length

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I'm a functioning poor

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Vente Mi Traguito

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My mom called it ceviche

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The Lowlights

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Hey mijo, what's wrong?

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You're being redundant right now

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That went dumber than I thought

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I didn't know that was going to hurt me?

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Sometimes you gotta be the b*tch for you bro

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I use Hefty

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I've always wanted to be prey

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You took the turn before me

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Let's ruin somebody's day

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You think she prayed for you?

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It was was your tone and how I was raised

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I wanna live like a samurai

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Is that butt!?

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I always gotta do something twice...or stupid

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I wish I had told way more people to kiss my ass

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Get a whomb already

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He shakes it, and then he pee's

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I play dumb a lot now

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I don't have a gang bang mentality

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Smells like hot dick and Jimmy Choo

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True story I made up

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Puree de papas

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You're winning the fake race

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It entered your assmosphere

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I didn't go viral, my mom logged in

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God can beat off to that

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We YouTubed our careers

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Aim at your belly button

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I'm a tall Mexican here

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Earth Be Earthin

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