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Who's On Call? — 305 episodes · page 1 of 4
We're not criminals here
EWaiting for Alvaro to grow up
EThat's when I left the group chat
I knew the food was going to be good cause she had an attitude
Laziness becomes art
Rich comes out
EI'm a liability everywhere
EDammit. He has access to my unit
ELoving everybody is a bitch!
ECaulksaver
EIt's a little taboo but it's fun
ESomething with magic
EThese sound like excuses to you?
EDon't sh*t yourself but relax
EShe doesn't even do maintenance
I know we're the cheapest option
EYou're just another Pepe to him
EFart around and find out
EMaintenance Ju Jitsu
EWe all died in the bus
EWe're still at zero
EEvery screw counts
EKum and Stay
I look friendly and you're too close
EIt's nothing cause no one created it
EThe Devil beating his wife
EThe work doesn't bother me, it's the people
Now my farts are political
This guy's day sucks
EI b*tch because the bar is so low
They're moving in tomorrow
EYou've shamed me on this before
EThey suck. Not us
EWe don't have to fix it
I have an a$$hole face
EThe bar is set so low!
EDon't waterboard me with excuses
ENo amount of caulk is going to make this any better
I'll never fast again
EFasting on the Spectrum
EI'll kill it, just pay me
EWhat's going to be the name of your cult?
Ethey shook my hand and and bought us pizza
EI'm mastering myself right now
EOrganic growth
No risk, No story
EEpisode was on backorder
EArt is a risk
EWe just survived poverty
EI already clocked you in
EBitch! You're my Supervisor!?
EIt's easier to stay poor
ECurse of Crom Brothaf*cka
ECurb your Enthusigasim
ENice shorts
EOh my God the poor people are here
EHow do I talk down a gun?
EThat seemed inorganic
EI'm going from poor to bitch
EI'm a Port Aransas 10
EEverybody was cool cause nobody helped
I respect HEB more than I respect myself
EWhere can I have a beer for lunch?
ESometimes you die a loser
EBest of #5
EI finally have the length
EI'm a functioning poor
EVente Mi Traguito
EMy mom called it ceviche
EThe Lowlights
EHey mijo, what's wrong?
EYou're being redundant right now
EThat went dumber than I thought
EI didn't know that was going to hurt me?
ESometimes you gotta be the b*tch for you bro
EI use Hefty
EI've always wanted to be prey
EYou took the turn before me
ELet's ruin somebody's day
EYou think she prayed for you?
EIt was was your tone and how I was raised
EI wanna live like a samurai
EIs that butt!?
EI always gotta do something twice...or stupid
EI wish I had told way more people to kiss my ass
EGet a whomb already
EHe shakes it, and then he pee's
EI play dumb a lot now
EI don't have a gang bang mentality
ESmells like hot dick and Jimmy Choo
ETrue story I made up
EPuree de papas
EYou're winning the fake race
EIt entered your assmosphere
EI didn't go viral, my mom logged in
EGod can beat off to that
EWe YouTubed our careers
EAim at your belly button
EI'm a tall Mexican here
EEarth Be Earthin
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