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Awe hail naw!

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102

How do you make disorganization so sexy

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103

I will be taking a plate!

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104

Just connecting dots

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105

We're going to die in a very stupid way

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106

I wear sunglasses when I j*ckoff

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107

I'm most creative when I'm petty

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108

They promoted her to customer

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109

He lived a good chunk of his life with a boner

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110

Losers need friends too

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111

There's no lesson to be learned

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112

The Brown Eye of the Storm

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113

Righty Loosey

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114

I'm going to lose all of my follower!

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115

Enjoy your mold

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116

If it works to f*ck it, it's gotta work to fix it

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117

Only bad things come from this

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118

Why are you doing this?

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119

I don't always put money in the plate

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120

Thanks for coming!

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121

Do things that suck

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122

Best of #4

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123

That's where I lost my virginity the 3rd time

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124

A slippery road of laziness

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125

Make him say pollo again

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126

There's life after maintenance?

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127

You can swallow more than you think you can

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128

My wife came to visit

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129

You didn't recognize man noises?

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130

Walk with a purpose

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131

Abnormally soft and feminine

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132

Does anybody applaud strippers?

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133

Que es kidding?

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134

Until they get stepped on

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135

This Home Depot line needs to hurry up

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136

You're not ready

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137

He pulls no punches

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138

Test Tamales

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139

I'm not working with that kind of equipment

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140

Shoe, Glue, Two

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141

Thank you for being stupid

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142

I'm not going back to apartments for this

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143

I'll bring a multi tool to a gun fight

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144

I don't have a left handed ladder

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Always prepare to punch a hole

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146

Men yelling through drywall

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147

That dude needs an eye jammy

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148

Wrong Tank Menso

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149

It's spicy time!

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150

Too old to look like this

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151

My ass cheeks have a new ab

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152

That's some hot shade huh!?

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153

Elbow gooch/elbow pit/weenis

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154

I want to know which one he's choking on?

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155

No Es Broma

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156

I wouldn't dare dip his meat in sauce

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157

Stroke the carpet dope

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158

Donut middle hole

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159

Short Schwartz Schwartz Shorts

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160

Is that an immigrant in camo?

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161

You gotta earn these knuckles

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162

More meat than maza

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163

This is either a Haiku or a joke I never finished

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164

It's either going to be a bald head or a ponytail

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165

I was traumatized in a trailer there

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166

You have the worst luck with body fluids

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167

Loweself-esteem

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168

My extra arm helps

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169

You have to see the bad side of your dad

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170

I know I'm drunk when everything starts looking straight

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171

As soon as I have money somebody wants it

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172

Aguas mis chiles

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173

The muscle and the gun

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174

I didn't choose covid, covid chose me

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175

Best of III

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176

We're not aiming for perfection

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177

My body is the opposite of a temple

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178

You want me to feel your inner thigh?

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179

You wanna do it for a sandwich and a hug?

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180

There's a fine line between pure bred and inbred

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181

My head is filled with trash and wrong measurements

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182

Good Game

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183

You wanna wish me death!?

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184

Oddement (trash)

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185

Acceptable Brown

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186

Pays the bills and Fifa kills

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187

We're just petting rabbits

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188

You ever been L'ed!?

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189

Useless Intelligence

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190

Grab your piquin

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191

2 month dick

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192

The day drinking I nailed

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193

Only classy penises come out of my pen

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194

He has a proper one

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195

That sounds worse than moist

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196

Don't be a spruce chicken

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197

Inconvenience yourself for their happiness

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198

Word of ear

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199

Don't feed the wildlife!

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200

Been going 110% on a quarter tank

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