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Who's On Call? — 305 episodes · page 2 of 4
Awe hail naw!
EHow do you make disorganization so sexy
EI will be taking a plate!
EJust connecting dots
EWe're going to die in a very stupid way
EI wear sunglasses when I j*ckoff
EI'm most creative when I'm petty
EThey promoted her to customer
EHe lived a good chunk of his life with a boner
ELosers need friends too
EThere's no lesson to be learned
EThe Brown Eye of the Storm
ERighty Loosey
EI'm going to lose all of my follower!
EEnjoy your mold
EIf it works to f*ck it, it's gotta work to fix it
EOnly bad things come from this
EWhy are you doing this?
EI don't always put money in the plate
EThanks for coming!
EDo things that suck
EBest of #4
EThat's where I lost my virginity the 3rd time
EA slippery road of laziness
EMake him say pollo again
EThere's life after maintenance?
EYou can swallow more than you think you can
EMy wife came to visit
EYou didn't recognize man noises?
EWalk with a purpose
EAbnormally soft and feminine
EDoes anybody applaud strippers?
EQue es kidding?
EUntil they get stepped on
EThis Home Depot line needs to hurry up
EYou're not ready
EHe pulls no punches
ETest Tamales
EI'm not working with that kind of equipment
EShoe, Glue, Two
EThank you for being stupid
EI'm not going back to apartments for this
EI'll bring a multi tool to a gun fight
EI don't have a left handed ladder
Always prepare to punch a hole
EMen yelling through drywall
EThat dude needs an eye jammy
EWrong Tank Menso
EIt's spicy time!
EToo old to look like this
EMy ass cheeks have a new ab
EThat's some hot shade huh!?
EElbow gooch/elbow pit/weenis
EI want to know which one he's choking on?
ENo Es Broma
EI wouldn't dare dip his meat in sauce
EStroke the carpet dope
EDonut middle hole
EShort Schwartz Schwartz Shorts
EIs that an immigrant in camo?
EYou gotta earn these knuckles
EMore meat than maza
EThis is either a Haiku or a joke I never finished
EIt's either going to be a bald head or a ponytail
EI was traumatized in a trailer there
EYou have the worst luck with body fluids
ELoweself-esteem
EMy extra arm helps
EYou have to see the bad side of your dad
EI know I'm drunk when everything starts looking straight
EAs soon as I have money somebody wants it
EAguas mis chiles
EThe muscle and the gun
EI didn't choose covid, covid chose me
EBest of III
EWe're not aiming for perfection
EMy body is the opposite of a temple
EYou want me to feel your inner thigh?
EYou wanna do it for a sandwich and a hug?
EThere's a fine line between pure bred and inbred
EMy head is filled with trash and wrong measurements
EGood Game
EYou wanna wish me death!?
EOddement (trash)
EAcceptable Brown
EPays the bills and Fifa kills
EWe're just petting rabbits
EYou ever been L'ed!?
EUseless Intelligence
EGrab your piquin
E2 month dick
EThe day drinking I nailed
EOnly classy penises come out of my pen
EHe has a proper one
EThat sounds worse than moist
EDon't be a spruce chicken
EInconvenience yourself for their happiness
EWord of ear
EDon't feed the wildlife!
EBeen going 110% on a quarter tank
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