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All Episodes

X-Men Horoscopes — 114 episodes

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1

Rich Volo: Sauron's Dad Can't Get a Babysitter - Uncanny X-Men 60

2

Gui Agustini: Congratulations You’re Going to be a Superhero - Uncanny X-Men 234

3

Adrian Hough: Nightcrawler is Meine Freunde - XCalibre 3

4

Isaac Robinson-Smith: Bishop Didn’t Ask To Be Born Into This Life - Uncanny X-Men 256

5

Miles and Anna Stokes: Sunfire Loves to Overshare - X-Men 2

6

Lenore Zann: Prejudice is Dumb - Uncanny X-Men 122

7

JP Karliak: Morph's Living His Best Life - Uncanny X-Men 145

8

Emmett Yonemura: Professor X has a Beard (Named Lilandra) - Rise of the Powers of X 1

9

The X-Men '97 Cast: We Gotta Get the X-Men Back to the 90s

10

Chandler Poling: What if…Wolverine Has Been Bi All Along? - X-Men 24

11

Steve Orlando: Wolverine Needs to Eat More Protein - Uncanny X-Men 33

12

Dax ExclamationPoint: Rogue So Strong, Her Brain Hurts - Uncanny X-Men 171

13

James Finch: Fear and Loathing in Muir Island - Uncanny X-Men 126

14

Jed MacKay: Professor X Does Insider Trading - Uncanny X-Men 175

15

Homo Superior Podcast Co-Hosts: Gapes of Future Past - Uncanny X-Men 18

16

Stephanie Williams: Nightcrawler Updates His Dating Profile - Uncanny X-Men 35

17

Adam Reck: Jean Grey Gets Psy-Blasted - Uncanny X-Men 136

18

Alex Paknadel: Cyclops Has a Hydrogen Bomb for a Head - Uncanny X-Men 147

19

Jordan Blok and Connor Goldsmith: Psylocke Has Ariana Grande Sickness - Uncanny X-Men 275

20

Alex Segura + Lodro Rinzler: A Very Nightcrawler Book Launch - Uncanny X-Men 22

21

Bridgett and Stephen Farruggia: Justice for Rachel Summers - X-Men Gold 3

22

Ødfel: Trish Tilby‘s Aura is Insane - Uncanny X-Men 342

23

Alyssa Wong: Rogue, Girly Pop, No! - Uncanny X-Men 278

24

Aly Moon and Nicholas Woody: Apocalypse is a Chill Dude - Uncanny X-Men 18

25

Megan the Maneater: Storm for President - Uncanny X-Men 305

26

Jason Loo: Dazzler Makes Questionable Decisions - X-Men 18

27

Cory Petit: Wolverine's Brain Burns - Uncanny X-Men 100

28

Taurin Clarke: Magik is Suzanne Somers’ Erotic Novels

29

Jasmine Estrada: Jean Grey is a Scorpio - Uncanny X-Men 292

30

Clayton Cowles: Brain Cell Goes to Law School - Uncanny X-Men 292

31

Dash Delcourt: The Best Part of the X-Mansion is the Carpeting - Uncanny X-Men 31

32

Lodro Rinzler: YOUR X-Men Horoscope for 2026 aka Rogue is a Massive Lawn Ornament - Unbreakable X-Men 2

33

June Brigman: 80s Mohawk Storm is Everything - Uncanny X-Men 180

34

Lucas Werneck: This is Why People Call the X-Men a Soap Opera - Uncanny X-Men 306

35

Cassandra Smith: Dolly Parton With Superman Powers - Uncanny X-Men 13

36

Chapman Blake: No Cyclops Eulogies - Uncanny X-Men 368

37

Phillip Sevy and Christie Porter: Climbing into Cable's Pouches - X-Men 5

38

Nikki Gnomer: Maddie Pryor’s Girls Trip to Vegas - X-Men Blue 11

39

Luciano Vecchio: Professor X Gets a New Puppy - New Mutants Graphic Novel

40

Matt and Allison Parent: The Breast of Times, The Grave of Times - Uncanny X-Men 511

41

Tim Seeley: The Totality of Teenage Hormones - Uncanny X-Men 103

42

Karen Czap: Banshee Gets Tea-Bagged - Uncanny X-Men 193

43

Tini Howard: Jubilee Was My Euphoria - Uncanny X-Men 198

44

Olivia DeFilippo: Nightcrawler is Leonardo DiCaprio - Uncanny X-Men 360

45

Netho Diaz: Bishop Loves Shopping - Uncanny X-Men 288

46

Sara Century: Let Professor X Die! - Uncanny X-Men 167

47

Jackson Lanzing & Collin Kelly: Anole is the Second Fav Bartender at the Green Lagoon - New X-Men 14

48

Dr. Scott DeGeest: Jean is a Giant Birb Who's Really into Poppers - Uncanny X-Men 175

49

Maggie Blue O'Hara: Kitty Pryde Likes Pussy - Uncanny X-Men 93

50

Alicia and Justin Wilder: Cassandra Nova is a Vengeful Sack of Genes - X-Men Red 6

51

Murewa Ayodele: Who is Storm Hooking Up With? - Uncanny X-Men 313

52

Clarke Whitehead: Kitty Pegged Nightcrawler - Uncanny X-Men 153

53

John Livesay: Beast Just Keeps Coming - Amazing Adventures 13

54

Allison and Matt Parent: Angel Wants to Do Taxes and Laundry With You - Uncanny X-Men 319

55

Daryl Richard Lawrence: Alpha Flight? Them? Are They Funny? - Uncanny X-Men 202

56

Tom Brevoort: Mimic is the Top Banana - Uncanny X-Men 28

57

Mike Flinkman and Paul Florez: Vision is Fisting Colossus - Uncanny X-Men 191

58

Joe Kelly - Lucifer is a Middle Manager Alien - X-Men 71

59

Dmanda Martini: Uncle Logan is Mom and Dad's Boyfriend - Uncanny X-Men 523

60

Bridgett Farruggia: Who Doesn’t Love the Queen of Disco? - Uncanny X-Men 260

61

Kyle Thomas: Fanboy Juggernaut - Uncanny X-Men 217

62

Warpath Dylan: Gone With the Wind But With Superheroes - Uncanny X-Men 204

63

David Delcourt: Mom's Spaghetti - Uncanny X-Men 163

64

Agustin Rodriguez: Of All the Bunkers in All the World - Uncanny X-Men 29

65

Khelan Bhatia: I Can Fix Vulcan - Uncanny X-Men 107

66

Al Ewing: By Wolverine's Adamantium Hand Knives - Uncanny X-Men 106

67

Terry Dodson: McWhirter was Right - Uncanny X-Men 104

68

Michelle Waffle-Otero and Justin Otero: Colossus is a Skin Bag - Uncanny X-Men 537

69

Scott Koblish: Kitty Pryde's B*tch Shirt - Uncanny X-Men 138

70

Brent Wingate: Alison Blaire's Day Off - Uncanny X-Men 244

71

Justin Wilder: Psylocke is Having a Psycho Blast - Uncanny X-Men 218

72

Meg Boland: Gambit, Professional Tax Evader - Uncanny X-Men 185

73

Anthony Oliveira: Cyttorak is a Drama Queen - Uncanny X-Men 183

74

Kissi Frost: Gambit is a Precious Lad - Uncanny X-Men 312

75

Daniel Kibblesmith: Swingers in Space - Uncanny X-Men 174

76

Phillip Sevy: Rogue’s First Hero Moment - Uncanny X-Men 173

77

Ariana Maher: You Never Forget Your First BAMF - Uncanny X-Men 165

78

Rodney Solomon: Don't Google White Hole - Uncanny X-Men 164

79

Clayton Cowles: Mr. Sinister Needs a Dentist - Uncanny X-Men 221

80

D'Manda Martini: Nightcrawler is Sex with a Tail - Uncanny X-Men 156

81

Steve Orlando: Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli - Uncanny X-Men 196

82

Matt Bonaccorso: Dracula and the Puffy Shirt from Seinfeld - Uncanny X-Men 159

83

Cassandra Smith: It's Really Fun Being Queer - Uncanny X-Men 57

84

Chad Anderson: The Spitroast of Sauron - Uncanny X-Men 115

85

Jeff Grow: What Ended the Bronze Age? Me - X-Men 4

86

Marjorie Liu: Mesmero Thinks He's a Pin Up Model - Uncanny X-Men 111

87

Lodro Rinzler: Sorry Brandon, It's the Draco - Uncanny X-Men 433 + 434

88

Alex Segura: Betsy Braddock is My Marriage Counselor - X-Men 12

89

Adam Kousarri-Amin: The Most Depressing After School Special - Uncanny X-Men 195

90

Marina Acosta: A Very BDSM Morlock Wedding - Uncanny X-Men 170

91

Jason Loo: Storm is a Sexy Elf From the 80s

92

Erica Schultz: The Alien Captain America - Uncanny X-Men 105

93

Michelle Waffle-Otero: Dazzler is Better Than a Flashlight - Dazzler 32

94

Ryan Krull: Psylocke Fights in Her Pajamas - Uncanny X-Men 213

95

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr: Valerie Cooper is a Hot Cop - Uncanny X-Men 633

96

Mikey G of X-Tropes: F*ck Alpha Flitters - X-Men and Alpha Flight 1

97

Kieron Gillen: The X-Office is an Anarchist Commune - X-Men 94 + 95

98

Mark Bassett: The Professor X Magneto Nazi Buddy Comedy - Uncanny X-Men 161

99

Fabian Nicieza: Count Nefaria's Unheated Sex Dungeon - X-Men 23

100

Brett Eggleston: Throw Those Knifey Fingers Around - Uncanny X-Men 133

101

Alex Dvorak: The X-Men Meditation Issue - Uncanny X-Men 258

102

Miles Stokes: You Either Have Parents or You’re My Friend - Uncanny X-Men 155

103

Jordan D. White: The Dark Phoenix of Laziness - Uncanny X-Men 131

104

The Reavers Have a Great HR Department with Alicia Wilder - Uncanny X-Men 229

105

What's a Righteous Lady Like You...with Kelly Thompson - Uncanny X-Men 122

106

Tell Us How Clever We Mutants Are with Chris Riley - Uncanny X-Men 8

107

Professor X is Basically Ernest Hemingway with Douglas Wolk - Uncanny X-Men 65

108

Don’t Date Anyone Who Plays on the Astral Plane with Cassandra Smith - Uncanny X-Men 279

109

Roma is My Brother's Annoying Boss with Connor Goldsmith - Uncanny X-Men 227

110

Everyone Has a Rattail in the Future with Neil D'Astolfo - Uncanny X-Men 199

111

Spiral is an Uber B*tch with Ann Nocenti - X-Men Legends 3

112

Angel is a Good Looking Pigeon with David Delcourt - Uncanny X-Men 169

113

The History of the X-Men with Ruby Rinzler - X-Men 23

114

Don't Date Your Mom's Clone with Paul Florez of Power of X-Men - Uncanny X-Men 176