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All Episodes

X-Men Horoscopes — 112 episodes

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1

Adrian Hough: Nightcrawler is Meine Freunde - XCalibre 3

2

Isaac Robinson-Smith: Bishop Didn’t Ask To Be Born Into This Life - Uncanny X-Men 256

3

Miles and Anna Stokes: Sunfire Loves to Overshare - X-Men 2

4

Lenore Zann: Prejudice is Dumb - Uncanny X-Men 122

5

JP Karliak: Morph's Living His Best Life - Uncanny X-Men 145

6

Emmett Yonemura: Professor X has a Beard (Named Lilandra) - Rise of the Powers of X 1

7

The X-Men '97 Cast: We Gotta Get the X-Men Back to the 90s

8

Chandler Poling: What if…Wolverine Has Been Bi All Along? - X-Men 24

9

Steve Orlando: Wolverine Needs to Eat More Protein - Uncanny X-Men 33

10

Dax ExclamationPoint: Rogue So Strong, Her Brain Hurts - Uncanny X-Men 171

11

James Finch: Fear and Loathing in Muir Island - Uncanny X-Men 126

12

Jed MacKay: Professor X Does Insider Trading - Uncanny X-Men 175

13

Homo Superior Podcast Co-Hosts: Gapes of Future Past - Uncanny X-Men 18

14

Stephanie Williams: Nightcrawler Updates His Dating Profile - Uncanny X-Men 35

15

Adam Reck: Jean Grey Gets Psy-Blasted - Uncanny X-Men 136

16

Alex Paknadel: Cyclops Has a Hydrogen Bomb for a Head - Uncanny X-Men 147

17

Jordan Blok and Connor Goldsmith: Psylocke Has Ariana Grande Sickness - Uncanny X-Men 275

18

Alex Segura + Lodro Rinzler: A Very Nightcrawler Book Launch - Uncanny X-Men 22

19

Bridgett and Stephen Farruggia: Justice for Rachel Summers - X-Men Gold 3

20

Ødfel: Trish Tilby‘s Aura is Insane - Uncanny X-Men 342

21

Alyssa Wong: Rogue, Girly Pop, No! - Uncanny X-Men 278

22

Aly Moon and Nicholas Woody: Apocalypse is a Chill Dude - Uncanny X-Men 18

23

Megan the Maneater: Storm for President - Uncanny X-Men 305

24

Jason Loo: Dazzler Makes Questionable Decisions - X-Men 18

25

Cory Petit: Wolverine's Brain Burns - Uncanny X-Men 100

26

Taurin Clarke: Magik is Suzanne Somers’ Erotic Novels

27

Jasmine Estrada: Jean Grey is a Scorpio - Uncanny X-Men 292

28

Clayton Cowles: Brain Cell Goes to Law School - Uncanny X-Men 292

29

Dash Delcourt: The Best Part of the X-Mansion is the Carpeting - Uncanny X-Men 31

30

Lodro Rinzler: YOUR X-Men Horoscope for 2026 aka Rogue is a Massive Lawn Ornament - Unbreakable X-Men 2

31

June Brigman: 80s Mohawk Storm is Everything - Uncanny X-Men 180

32

Lucas Werneck: This is Why People Call the X-Men a Soap Opera - Uncanny X-Men 306

33

Cassandra Smith: Dolly Parton With Superman Powers - Uncanny X-Men 13

34

Chapman Blake: No Cyclops Eulogies - Uncanny X-Men 368

35

Phillip Sevy and Christie Porter: Climbing into Cable's Pouches - X-Men 5

36

Nikki Gnomer: Maddie Pryor’s Girls Trip to Vegas - X-Men Blue 11

37

Luciano Vecchio: Professor X Gets a New Puppy - New Mutants Graphic Novel

38

Matt and Allison Parent: The Breast of Times, The Grave of Times - Uncanny X-Men 511

39

Tim Seeley: The Totality of Teenage Hormones - Uncanny X-Men 103

40

Karen Czap: Banshee Gets Tea-Bagged - Uncanny X-Men 193

41

Tini Howard: Jubilee Was My Euphoria - Uncanny X-Men 198

42

Olivia DeFilippo: Nightcrawler is Leonardo DiCaprio - Uncanny X-Men 360

43

Netho Diaz: Bishop Loves Shopping - Uncanny X-Men 288

44

Sara Century: Let Professor X Die! - Uncanny X-Men 167

45

Jackson Lanzing & Collin Kelly: Anole is the Second Fav Bartender at the Green Lagoon - New X-Men 14

46

Dr. Scott DeGeest: Jean is a Giant Birb Who's Really into Poppers - Uncanny X-Men 175

47

Maggie Blue O'Hara: Kitty Pryde Likes Pussy - Uncanny X-Men 93

48

Alicia and Justin Wilder: Cassandra Nova is a Vengeful Sack of Genes - X-Men Red 6

49

Murewa Ayodele: Who is Storm Hooking Up With? - Uncanny X-Men 313

50

Clarke Whitehead: Kitty Pegged Nightcrawler - Uncanny X-Men 153

51

John Livesay: Beast Just Keeps Coming - Amazing Adventures 13

52

Allison and Matt Parent: Angel Wants to Do Taxes and Laundry With You - Uncanny X-Men 319

53

Daryl Richard Lawrence: Alpha Flight? Them? Are They Funny? - Uncanny X-Men 202

54

Tom Brevoort: Mimic is the Top Banana - Uncanny X-Men 28

55

Mike Flinkman and Paul Florez: Vision is Fisting Colossus - Uncanny X-Men 191

56

Joe Kelly - Lucifer is a Middle Manager Alien - X-Men 71

57

Dmanda Martini: Uncle Logan is Mom and Dad's Boyfriend - Uncanny X-Men 523

58

Bridgett Farruggia: Who Doesn’t Love the Queen of Disco? - Uncanny X-Men 260

59

Kyle Thomas: Fanboy Juggernaut - Uncanny X-Men 217

60

Warpath Dylan: Gone With the Wind But With Superheroes - Uncanny X-Men 204

61

David Delcourt: Mom's Spaghetti - Uncanny X-Men 163

62

Agustin Rodriguez: Of All the Bunkers in All the World - Uncanny X-Men 29

63

Khelan Bhatia: I Can Fix Vulcan - Uncanny X-Men 107

64

Al Ewing: By Wolverine's Adamantium Hand Knives - Uncanny X-Men 106

65

Terry Dodson: McWhirter was Right - Uncanny X-Men 104

66

Michelle Waffle-Otero and Justin Otero: Colossus is a Skin Bag - Uncanny X-Men 537

67

Scott Koblish: Kitty Pryde's B*tch Shirt - Uncanny X-Men 138

68

Brent Wingate: Alison Blaire's Day Off - Uncanny X-Men 244

69

Justin Wilder: Psylocke is Having a Psycho Blast - Uncanny X-Men 218

70

Meg Boland: Gambit, Professional Tax Evader - Uncanny X-Men 185

71

Anthony Oliveira: Cyttorak is a Drama Queen - Uncanny X-Men 183

72

Kissi Frost: Gambit is a Precious Lad - Uncanny X-Men 312

73

Daniel Kibblesmith: Swingers in Space - Uncanny X-Men 174

74

Phillip Sevy: Rogue’s First Hero Moment - Uncanny X-Men 173

75

Ariana Maher: You Never Forget Your First BAMF - Uncanny X-Men 165

76

Rodney Solomon: Don't Google White Hole - Uncanny X-Men 164

77

Clayton Cowles: Mr. Sinister Needs a Dentist - Uncanny X-Men 221

78

D'Manda Martini: Nightcrawler is Sex with a Tail - Uncanny X-Men 156

79

Steve Orlando: Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli - Uncanny X-Men 196

80

Matt Bonaccorso: Dracula and the Puffy Shirt from Seinfeld - Uncanny X-Men 159

81

Cassandra Smith: It's Really Fun Being Queer - Uncanny X-Men 57

82

Chad Anderson: The Spitroast of Sauron - Uncanny X-Men 115

83

Jeff Grow: What Ended the Bronze Age? Me - X-Men 4

84

Marjorie Liu: Mesmero Thinks He's a Pin Up Model - Uncanny X-Men 111

85

Lodro Rinzler: Sorry Brandon, It's the Draco - Uncanny X-Men 433 + 434

86

Alex Segura: Betsy Braddock is My Marriage Counselor - X-Men 12

87

Adam Kousarri-Amin: The Most Depressing After School Special - Uncanny X-Men 195

88

Marina Acosta: A Very BDSM Morlock Wedding - Uncanny X-Men 170

89

Jason Loo: Storm is a Sexy Elf From the 80s

90

Erica Schultz: The Alien Captain America - Uncanny X-Men 105

91

Michelle Waffle-Otero: Dazzler is Better Than a Flashlight - Dazzler 32

92

Ryan Krull: Psylocke Fights in Her Pajamas - Uncanny X-Men 213

93

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr: Valerie Cooper is a Hot Cop - Uncanny X-Men 633

94

Mikey G of X-Tropes: F*ck Alpha Flitters - X-Men and Alpha Flight 1

95

Kieron Gillen: The X-Office is an Anarchist Commune - X-Men 94 + 95

96

Mark Bassett: The Professor X Magneto Nazi Buddy Comedy - Uncanny X-Men 161

97

Fabian Nicieza: Count Nefaria's Unheated Sex Dungeon - X-Men 23

98

Brett Eggleston: Throw Those Knifey Fingers Around - Uncanny X-Men 133

99

Alex Dvorak: The X-Men Meditation Issue - Uncanny X-Men 258

100

Miles Stokes: You Either Have Parents or You’re My Friend - Uncanny X-Men 155

101

Jordan D. White: The Dark Phoenix of Laziness - Uncanny X-Men 131

102

The Reavers Have a Great HR Department with Alicia Wilder - Uncanny X-Men 229

103

What's a Righteous Lady Like You...with Kelly Thompson - Uncanny X-Men 122

104

Tell Us How Clever We Mutants Are with Chris Riley - Uncanny X-Men 8

105

Professor X is Basically Ernest Hemingway with Douglas Wolk - Uncanny X-Men 65

106

Don’t Date Anyone Who Plays on the Astral Plane with Cassandra Smith - Uncanny X-Men 279

107

Roma is My Brother's Annoying Boss with Connor Goldsmith - Uncanny X-Men 227

108

Everyone Has a Rattail in the Future with Neil D'Astolfo - Uncanny X-Men 199

109

Spiral is an Uber B*tch with Ann Nocenti - X-Men Legends 3

110

Angel is a Good Looking Pigeon with David Delcourt - Uncanny X-Men 169

111

The History of the X-Men with Ruby Rinzler - X-Men 23

112

Don't Date Your Mom's Clone with Paul Florez of Power of X-Men - Uncanny X-Men 176