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All Episodes

X-Men Horoscopes — 104 episodes

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1

Steve Orlando: Wolverine Needs to Eat More Protein - Uncanny X-Men 33

2

Dax ExclamationPoint: Rogue So Strong, Her Brain Hurts - Uncanny X-Men 171

3

James Finch: Fear and Loathing in Muir Island - Uncanny X-Men 126

4

Jed MacKay: Professor X Does Insider Trading - Uncanny X-Men 175

5

Homo Superior Podcast Co-Hosts: Gapes of Future Past - Uncanny X-Men 18

6

Stephanie Williams: Nightcrawler Updates His Dating Profile - Uncanny X-Men 35

7

Adam Reck: Jean Grey Gets Psy-Blasted - Uncanny X-Men 136

8

Alex Paknadel: Cyclops Has a Hydrogen Bomb for a Head - Uncanny X-Men 147

9

Jordan Blok and Connor Goldsmith: Psylocke Has Ariana Grande Sickness - Uncanny X-Men 275

10

Alex Segura + Lodro Rinzler: A Very Nightcrawler Book Launch - Uncanny X-Men 22

11

Bridgett and Stephen Farruggia: Justice for Rachel Summers - X-Men Gold 3

12

Ødfel: Trish Tilby‘s Aura is Insane - Uncanny X-Men 342

13

Alyssa Wong: Rogue, Girly Pop, No! - Uncanny X-Men 278

14

Aly Moon and Nicholas Woody: Apocalypse is a Chill Dude - Uncanny X-Men 18

15

Megan the Maneater: Storm for President - Uncanny X-Men 305

16

Jason Loo: Dazzler Makes Questionable Decisions - X-Men 18

17

Cory Petit: Wolverine's Brain Burns - Uncanny X-Men 100

18

Taurin Clarke: Magik is Suzanne Somers’ Erotic Novels

19

Jasmine Estrada: Jean Grey is a Scorpio - Uncanny X-Men 292

20

Clayton Cowles: Brain Cell Goes to Law School - Uncanny X-Men 292

21

Dash Delcourt: The Best Part of the X-Mansion is the Carpeting - Uncanny X-Men 31

22

Lodro Rinzler: YOUR X-Men Horoscope for 2026 aka Rogue is a Massive Lawn Ornament - Unbreakable X-Men 2

23

June Brigman: 80s Mohawk Storm is Everything - Uncanny X-Men 180

24

Lucas Werneck: This is Why People Call the X-Men a Soap Opera - Uncanny X-Men 306

25

Cassandra Smith: Dolly Parton With Superman Powers - Uncanny X-Men 13

26

Chapman Blake: No Cyclops Eulogies - Uncanny X-Men 368

27

Phillip Sevy and Christie Porter: Climbing into Cable's Pouches - X-Men 5

28

Nikki Gnomer: Maddie Pryor’s Girls Trip to Vegas - X-Men Blue 11

29

Luciano Vecchio: Professor X Gets a New Puppy - New Mutants Graphic Novel

30

Matt and Allison Parent: The Breast of Times, The Grave of Times - Uncanny X-Men 511

31

Tim Seeley: The Totality of Teenage Hormones - Uncanny X-Men 103

32

Karen Czap: Banshee Gets Tea-Bagged - Uncanny X-Men 193

33

Tini Howard: Jubilee Was My Euphoria - Uncanny X-Men 198

34

Olivia DeFilippo: Nightcrawler is Leonardo DiCaprio - Uncanny X-Men 360

35

Netho Diaz: Bishop Loves Shopping - Uncanny X-Men 288

36

Sara Century: Let Professor X Die! - Uncanny X-Men 167

37

Jackson Lanzing & Collin Kelly: Anole is the Second Fav Bartender at the Green Lagoon - New X-Men 14

38

Dr. Scott DeGeest: Jean is a Giant Birb Who's Really into Poppers - Uncanny X-Men 175

39

Maggie Blue O'Hara: Kitty Pryde Likes Pussy - Uncanny X-Men 93

40

Alicia and Justin Wilder: Cassandra Nova is a Vengeful Sack of Genes - X-Men Red 6

41

Murewa Ayodele: Who is Storm Hooking Up With? - Uncanny X-Men 313

42

Clarke Whitehead: Kitty Pegged Nightcrawler - Uncanny X-Men 153

43

John Livesay: Beast Just Keeps Coming - Amazing Adventures 13

44

Allison and Matt Parent: Angel Wants to Do Taxes and Laundry With You - Uncanny X-Men 319

45

Daryl Richard Lawrence: Alpha Flight? Them? Are They Funny? - Uncanny X-Men 202

46

Tom Brevoort: Mimic is the Top Banana - Uncanny X-Men 28

47

Mike Flinkman and Paul Florez: Vision is Fisting Colossus - Uncanny X-Men 191

48

Joe Kelly - Lucifer is a Middle Manager Alien - X-Men 71

49

Dmanda Martini: Uncle Logan is Mom and Dad's Boyfriend - Uncanny X-Men 523

50

Bridgett Farruggia: Who Doesn’t Love the Queen of Disco? - Uncanny X-Men 260

51

Kyle Thomas: Fanboy Juggernaut - Uncanny X-Men 217

52

Warpath Dylan: Gone With the Wind But With Superheroes - Uncanny X-Men 204

53

David Delcourt: Mom's Spaghetti - Uncanny X-Men 163

54

Agustin Rodriguez: Of All the Bunkers in All the World - Uncanny X-Men 29

55

Khelan Bhatia: I Can Fix Vulcan - Uncanny X-Men 107

56

Al Ewing: By Wolverine's Adamantium Hand Knives - Uncanny X-Men 106

57

Terry Dodson: McWhirter was Right - Uncanny X-Men 104

58

Michelle Waffle-Otero and Justin Otero: Colossus is a Skin Bag - Uncanny X-Men 537

59

Scott Koblish: Kitty Pryde's B*tch Shirt - Uncanny X-Men 138

60

Brent Wingate: Alison Blaire's Day Off - Uncanny X-Men 244

61

Justin Wilder: Psylocke is Having a Psycho Blast - Uncanny X-Men 218

62

Meg Boland: Gambit, Professional Tax Evader - Uncanny X-Men 185

63

Anthony Oliveira: Cyttorak is a Drama Queen - Uncanny X-Men 183

64

Kissi Frost: Gambit is a Precious Lad - Uncanny X-Men 312

65

Daniel Kibblesmith: Swingers in Space - Uncanny X-Men 174

66

Phillip Sevy: Rogue’s First Hero Moment - Uncanny X-Men 173

67

Ariana Maher: You Never Forget Your First BAMF - Uncanny X-Men 165

68

Rodney Solomon: Don't Google White Hole - Uncanny X-Men 164

69

Clayton Cowles: Mr. Sinister Needs a Dentist - Uncanny X-Men 221

70

D'Manda Martini: Nightcrawler is Sex with a Tail - Uncanny X-Men 156

71

Steve Orlando: Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli - Uncanny X-Men 196

72

Matt Bonaccorso: Dracula and the Puffy Shirt from Seinfeld - Uncanny X-Men 159

73

Cassandra Smith: It's Really Fun Being Queer - Uncanny X-Men 57

74

Chad Anderson: The Spitroast of Sauron - Uncanny X-Men 115

75

Jeff Grow: What Ended the Bronze Age? Me - X-Men 4

76

Marjorie Liu: Mesmero Thinks He's a Pin Up Model - Uncanny X-Men 111

77

Lodro Rinzler: Sorry Brandon, It's the Draco - Uncanny X-Men 433 + 434

78

Alex Segura: Betsy Braddock is My Marriage Counselor - X-Men 12

79

Adam Kousarri-Amin: The Most Depressing After School Special - Uncanny X-Men 195

80

Marina Acosta: A Very BDSM Morlock Wedding - Uncanny X-Men 170

81

Jason Loo: Storm is a Sexy Elf From the 80s

82

Erica Schultz: The Alien Captain America - Uncanny X-Men 105

83

Michelle Waffle-Otero: Dazzler is Better Than a Flashlight - Dazzler 32

84

Ryan Krull: Psylocke Fights in Her Pajamas - Uncanny X-Men 213

85

Amber and Chris VanMoesnerr: Valerie Cooper is a Hot Cop - Uncanny X-Men 633

86

Mikey G of X-Tropes: F*ck Alpha Flitters - X-Men and Alpha Flight 1

87

Kieron Gillen: The X-Office is an Anarchist Commune - X-Men 94 + 95

88

Mark Bassett: The Professor X Magneto Nazi Buddy Comedy - Uncanny X-Men 161

89

Fabian Nicieza: Count Nefaria's Unheated Sex Dungeon - X-Men 23

90

Brett Eggleston: Throw Those Knifey Fingers Around - Uncanny X-Men 133

91

Alex Dvorak: The X-Men Meditation Issue - Uncanny X-Men 258

92

Miles Stokes: You Either Have Parents or You’re My Friend - Uncanny X-Men 155

93

Jordan D. White: The Dark Phoenix of Laziness - Uncanny X-Men 131

94

The Reavers Have a Great HR Department with Alicia Wilder - Uncanny X-Men 229

95

What's a Righteous Lady Like You...with Kelly Thompson - Uncanny X-Men 122

96

Tell Us How Clever We Mutants Are with Chris Riley - Uncanny X-Men 8

97

Professor X is Basically Ernest Hemingway with Douglas Wolk - Uncanny X-Men 65

98

Don’t Date Anyone Who Plays on the Astral Plane with Cassandra Smith - Uncanny X-Men 279

99

Roma is My Brother's Annoying Boss with Connor Goldsmith - Uncanny X-Men 227

100

Everyone Has a Rattail in the Future with Neil D'Astolfo - Uncanny X-Men 199

101

Spiral is an Uber B*tch with Ann Nocenti - X-Men Legends 3

102

Angel is a Good Looking Pigeon with David Delcourt - Uncanny X-Men 169

103

The History of the X-Men with Ruby Rinzler - X-Men 23

104

Don't Date Your Mom's Clone with Paul Florez of Power of X-Men - Uncanny X-Men 176