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You’re Not Gonna Make It — 73 episodes

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73 Why January 15th Kills Every New Year’s Goal

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72 2+ Hours Scrolling, 0 Minutes Exercising: The Math Ain't Mathin'

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71 How I Lost 100lbs Without Living at the Gym

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70 Why January 1st Gym Goals Always Fail

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69 Foods You Think Are Healthy (But Keep You Fat)

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68 Can You Actually Lose Weight in 1 Week?

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67 What To ACTUALLY Eat to Lose Weight

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66 You Don’t Need a 5‑Day Split to Get Fit

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65 Lizzo Proved Ozempic Isn’t Needed (Here’s How She Actually Did It)

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64 Why Doctors Push Pills Over Habits

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63 The Hidden Weight Loss Killer: Alcohol Explained

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62 The Identity Crisis of Losing Weight

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61 Willpower

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60 Caffeine

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59 Meal Plans

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58 Detoxes

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57 All-or-Nothing Mindset

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56 Supplements

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55 Cardio Bunnies

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54 HIIT

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53 The 1st Anniversary Episode

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52 ”I Don’t Wanna Get Too Bulky”

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51 Ignorance Part 2

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50 The Time Poverty Trap

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49 "Carbs Are Bad"

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48 Booty Blasts

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47 ”I Don’t Like Vegetables”

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46 Spot Reduction

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45 Fitness Overcomplication

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44 Weight Loss Overcomplication

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43 Burger King

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42 Weight Loss Drugs

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41 Impatience

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40 Mental Inflexibility

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39 Ignorance Part 1

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38 Bad Posture

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37 The Comparison Trap

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36 Bodybuilding

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35 Pork

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34 The Food Pyramid

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33 The Milk Industry

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32 The Motivation Industry

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31 School Lunch

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30 Doomscrolling

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29 Fad Diets

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28 Office Culture (ft. Megan Sales)

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27 Advertisements

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26 Fast Food

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25 Driving

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24 College

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23 Sugar

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22 Misinformation

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21 Lack of Sleep

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20 US Healthcare

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19 Being Fat

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18 Subscriptions

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17 AI Taking Our Jobs

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16 Overpopulation

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15 Fitness Influencers

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14 American "Food"

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13 Perfectionism

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12 Gymtimidation

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11 US Elections

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10 Bedtime Procrastination & Death of Cooking

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9 Toxic Positivity & Tech Neck

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8 Steroids & Smartphone Addiction

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7 Obesity & Smartwatches

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6 Notifications & New Year Resolutions

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5 Sh*tty Personal Trainers & Social Algorithms

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4 Food P*rn

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3 Screentime & AI Friends

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2 Phubbing & Apathetic Sewercide

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1 Ozempic & Virtual Reality (VR) Injuries