Call Me When You're Healed

Pack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything from driverless cars to drive-thru cravings. We cover Taco Bell on the beach, Chili’s on the Nile River, and a THC-crab-sandwich situation you have to hear to believe.On the relationship side, Nat reveals her top 3 must-haves to marry a man (plus the tattoo promise she made to herself), Kita shares the 3 things in Trey that sealed the deal, and we give wedding moments—both red flag and green flag—their due spotlight. Also, Nat’s convinced the world’s two biggest problems are men and boy moms.And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we help a listener figure out how to communicate her solo travel dreams to a husband who thinks she’s living a double life—without even suggesting she dump him (growth!).Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats, email pranks, Limewire chaos (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” 😅), and secret gamer girl lives featuring Frogger, GTA, Sims, and Runescape. Oh, and Robot Chicken? Traumatizing.We also get into the emotional side of growing up — from scary movies we weren’t ready for 👻 to mall stores our parents would never let us shop at (justice for Libby Lou, Build-A-Bear, and American Girl Dolls ✨). We share the stories of our older siblings shaping our cool-girl aesthetics, our complicated relationships with school 📚, confidence, and perfectionism... and the big question: if we could go back, would we do anything differently?And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we’re helping a young listener who knows it’s time to break up with her boyfriend of 3 years but doesn’t feel strong enough to do it. 💔 She’s 24, surrounded by people getting married, and feeling so alone. We give her the big sister advice we wish we had at that age — reminding her (and you!) that new chapters, new cities, and new friendships (hi Bumble BFF 👯‍♀️) are all waiting on the other side. Sponsor us 💛Find all of our Call Me When You're Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun - we promise it's worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61561156739354&mibextid=LQQJ4d&rdid=5rkAG7jN4b2UiIKx&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2FzZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn%2F%3Fmibextid%3DLQQJ4d#Email: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here's our personal socials:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @Markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @Markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you're healed 😉

This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list—yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone. Make it make sense.Then Minnesota Natalie ruins Markita’s river girl fantasy with one terrifying fact: there are snakes in Texas rivers. Floating? Canceled. 🐍The girls get real about jealousy—rating themselves and breaking down how it shows up in relationships and friendships. And when it comes to inviting someone else into where the magic happens? Let’s just say… hard pass.Plus, The Healing Hotline dives into why coercion is not consent and what boundaries you need before that first date. Grab your emotional support water bottle and tune in for wisdom, chaos, and everything in between. 💖📞Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/callmewhenyourehealed/episodes/Gay-Boyfriends-and-Short-Leaders-e35c4cu

On this week’s episode of Call Me When You’re Healed (or call us… we don’t even know anymore), Natalie dreams of convincing her ex he is gay and he just wont admit it. Markita and Natalie say screw the dating rules, and a guy on “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” wants to stay single so he doesn’t cheat—make it make sense. We recap the Love Island drama, defend Amaya, question Ace’s leadership (and height), and unpack a Healing Hotline where a girl gets dumped over a thirst trap like?? He was just looking for an exit. It’s messy, unhinged, and honestly… kind of healing.Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

This week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion energy.) Then we dive into the Sabrina album cover discourse—is it serving empowered siren or softcore submissive for the male gaze?Next, we ask the important question: could we survive on Love Island? Probably not, but we break down which girl from last season is giving New Natalie vs. Old Natalie energy. Growth is real, okay?We also get into the mindset shifts we’ve made since last year—less negative self-talk, more talking to ourselves like we’re the main character (because we are). Plus, we’ve cleaned up our feeds and started following creators we actually relate to—WE PROMISE ITS HEALING. Then it’s time for the Healing Hotline. This week’s caller? A girl whose man thinks “cleaning” means leaving dirty plates and spills for weeks🥴 Is it just slob behavior or a red flag for deeper laziness?Grab your iced coffee, text your bestie the link, and let’s try to heal… again. 💅✨Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/callmewhenyourehealed/episodes/The-Ultimate-Crash-Out-e34esge

This week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on the most unhinged man-hating rant of the season. Markita and Natalie are back and cutting straight to the mess—starting with Netflix’s Cheat where, spoiler alert, every man had a wandering eye. Is it in their DNA or just vibes and poor decisions? The girls break down how men and women are programmed differently (but cheating ain’t in the manual), and how every action has a reaction—especially when it’s shady. Then we dive into the timeline chaos: Justin Bieber’s suspiciously unhinged post about Hailey’s Vogue cover. Protective? Possessive? Or is Biebs lowkey having a Britney moment? 👀. We unpack why men are lonely (and it’s their fault), and why we’re not emotionally babysitting anyone’s son.  Oh—and our Healing Hotline caller’s man’s mom invited his ex-fiancée to his promotion party… yes, you read that right. Block him, bestie. Grab your favorite drink, some popcorn, and press play—because healing, hot takes, and heaux behavior are all on the menu this week.Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

This week, Kita Tequila and NatSheezy spiral with style—anxiety, shame, and a side of sleep gummies. From wishing people a “sad birthday” to saying no to men just to see what they do! The girls also place a high-stakes bet: will Nat’s exes or Kita’s ex-bestie reach out first? Nat considers unblocking the past (pray for her) and Kita’s tracking her blood pressure because shes at that age lol! The Healing Hotline is back with a skimpy situation of booty shorts, and yes—Nat forgets the name of their own podcast. Classic. So grab your drinks and listen to the girls spiral through their healing!Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

Kita and Nat are back with bar drama, blocked texts still coming through (thanks, MacBook), and men with way too much audacity. They share the words that stuck with them, dive into childhood memories, imagine raising their future daughters, and close it out with The Healing Hotline for our anxious girlies trying to let go with grace. Healing has entered the chat 💅📞Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠ Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1⁠⁠Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d⁠⁠Email: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezy⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠Tik Tok: @NatSheezy⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1⁠⁠MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠Tik Tok: @markitamitchell⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1⁠⁠And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

We’re back with a fresh episode of Call Me When You’re Healed and kicking things off with a little mystery… is Markita still being ghosted by her bestie, or did the ghost finally rise from the dead? 👻 You’ll have to tune in to get the tea (and yes, we have thoughts).Then we hit pause for a much-needed reintroduction: who we are (hi, it’s NatSheezy and Kita Tequila), where we’re from, why we packed our bags for Austin, and all the little things that make us us!Nat’s in the middle of an Instagram glow-up, so we help her pick the perfect new bio—cute, confident, and just cryptic enough to keep ’em guessing. 📱💁🏼‍♀️Kita also takes us on a deep dive into the absolute circus of behavior happening on Temptation Island. Spoiler: the men are not well. 🚩And to wrap it up, this week’s Healing Hotline gets serious—we’re giving love, advice, and some protective big sister energy to a listener whose actual stalker just moved to her city (yikes). We talk boundaries, safety, and what to do when the universe tries you just a little too hard.It’s giving: laughs, love, and a little bit of unhinged. Just how we like it. 💖Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠ Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1⁠Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed⁠https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d⁠Email: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezy⁠https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠Tik Tok: @NatSheezy⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1⁠MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_⁠https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠Tik Tok: @markitamitchell⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1⁠And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

We’re back, besties!! 💅✨Okay guys were back !!!! Season 2, Episode 1 is HERE and yes, we missed you *insert Kim K voice* While we were off the grid (oops), life was life-ing. Markita spills the tea on getting ghosted… by one of her closest friends over her birthday?! Meanwhile, Natalie had a whole boyfriend during our break—did he survive the season hiatus or did he get... canceled?PLUS, we’re bringing back our fave segment: The Healing Hotline 📞💕 This week’s caller needs help setting boundaries with a friend whose boyfriend is giving major narcissist man-boy vibes (ick). So grab your emotional support water bottle, put your phone on Do Not Disturb, and let’s catch up like no time has passed. You ready? Because WE. HAVE. THINGS. TO. SAY. 🎙️💖Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, Markita and Natalie dive into some juicy life updates, starting with Natalie’s FaceTime date with the mysterious "Mr. Scottsdale" and whether her high expectations might be setting her up for disappointment. They unpack what love bombing looks like, before Markita reveals her tequila-filled weekend, leading them to joke that her nickname "Kita Tequila" might be manifesting some unhealthy habits. Shifting gears, they tackle the rules of Girl Code—what it is, the unspoken rules, and real-life examples of when it’s broken. They dish on Fashion Nova model Amaya Colon’s shocking betrayal, Natalie’s own jaw-dropping Girl Code violation story, and Markita’s high school bestie who proved what loyalty looks like. They explore how the code depends on the depth of the relationship, how long ago the breakup was, and whether Girl Code is more strict than Guy Code. After breaking down the five golden rules of Girl Code, they wrap up with The Healing Hotline, where they debrief on an anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX Facebook page, about a girl now dating her ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Is that a Girl Code violation? You’ll have to tune in to find out! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Markita Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Natalie Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this wild, hilarious episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy recounts her unforgettable weekend in Scottsdale filled with birthday/bachelorette shenanigans, the infamous “I’m finna bust” hook-up story, and meeting her supposed future husband. Kita Tequila then jumps in with her neighborly weekend misadventures, including a rare tequila-shot refusal and a gorgeous wedding in San Antonio. The duo dives into their passions and imposter syndrome, sharing their experiences at the Ponte Firm Influencers Unlocked event, where they mingled with inspiring business owners and panelists. Plus, they tackle a listener's tricky relationship dilemma during The Healing Hotline, with an icky twist involving her boyfriend’s odd take on intimacy. Prepare for laughs, girl talk, and some serious advice! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Markita Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Natalie Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

She's a Witch! Or is she just manifesting? In this episode of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are bringing all the magic and main character energy your way! Join them as they dive into the power of manifestations, tackling those annoying mental blocks, and embracing the Law of Assumption to live your best life. Whether you’re a manifestation pro or just getting started, you’ll find tips, tricks, and plenty of laughs. Plus, don’t miss The Healing Hotline, where they dish out some real talk on life’s wildest moments. Grab your crystals, take a deep breath, and get ready to glow up with us! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠⁠⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Markita Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell_⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell⁠⁠⁠⁠ Natalie Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this Call Me When You’re Healed episode, NatSheezy is finally out of her funk, and Kita Tequila might just be in love... with the DJ! The girls dive into cancel culture, spilling all the tea on celebs like JK Rowling, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears. Why do all these cancellations have a racist twist? Markita calls out accountability in the fame game, while Natalie drops her signature wisdom, “the best way to learn is through pain.” Can you handle someone’s villain trait? Natalie hilariously explains using her ex and the second law of thermodynamics (yes, really!). Then, they hit “The Healing Hotline” to give spicy advice to a listener whose husband asked if their friend’s friend could join their bedroom fun at a party. The girls break it down with a play-by-play of what they’d do, complete with wild scenarios, clever comebacks, and a little reassurance for the caller—cue lots of laughs and maybe some side-eye! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: ⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠⁠ Markita Insta: ⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell_⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@markitamitchell⁠⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this week's episode of Call Me When You're Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila dive into the world of plastic surgery and the "Instagram Face," breaking down how social media has blurred the lines between natural beauty and a filtered, cyborgian look. From the pressures of looking perfect online to Facetune confessions and comparing ourselves to Insta-perfect faces in Austin, we're getting real about the impossible standards we all seem to be chasing. Plus, don't miss our Healing Hotline segment, where we tackle another juicy, anonymous question from our Facebook fam at The Girl Talk ATX. So, grab your selfie ring light, get comfy, and let's laugh together as we explore this oh-so-relatable topic! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: ⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠@NatSheezy⁠⁠ Markita Insta: ⁠⁠@markitamitchell_⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠@markitamitchell⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this episode, the fabulous Kita Tequila and NatSheezy bring their beauty, wit, and humor to a fun game of "How Well Do You Know Your Bestie?" They hilariously banter over quirky questions like whether they'd still be friends if one of them were a worm and share their first impressions of each other. Things get real as they discuss recent feelings of being down and tackle a Girl Talk ATX submission, offering advice on how to avoid the social media comparison trap. Expect laughs, heartfelt moments, and top-tier bestie vibes. Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: ⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠@CallMeWhenYoureHealed⁠ Facebook: ⁠Call Me When You’re Healed⁠ AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: ⁠@NatSheezy⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠@NatSheezy⁠ Markita Insta: ⁠@markitamitchell_⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠@markitamitchell⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

Feeling like a Pick-Me Girl? Ready to be cured? We got you! Join Markita and Natalie for a laugh-out-loud episode where they tackle the Pick-Me Girl phenomenon head-on. They’ll spill the tea on spotting those cringe-worthy traits and how to ditch them for good, so you can get back to being your fabulous self. Expect a hilarious tour through some Pick-Me characters on screen, plus their own cringe-worthy experiences with the Pick-Me epidemic and how they came out on the other side. And don’t miss the ultimate debate: should you send that “Hey girl” text or hit “delete” instead? They weigh the pros, cons, and possible awkward encounters to help you decide. So grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready for an episode that’s as entertaining as it is enlightening

In Episode 12 of Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila get playful as they dissect how TV and movies mess with our relationship expectations. They start with Parent Trap, where Meredith’s strong traits make her the villain—seriously, why shouldn’t she aim high? Then it’s off to Beauty and the Beast, where Belle’s refusal to eat dinner from her captor reveals some seriously outdated romance ideas. They chat about Sleeping Beauty and her not-so-consensual wake-up call, and applaud Moana for finding her true self while navigating the pitfalls in Princess and the Frog. Nat and Kita also poke fun at Corey Matthews from Boy Meets World and his epic love blunders, and dissect the not-so-charming Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. Finally, they offer sage advice on handling the dreaded “step back” in early dating. Join NatSheezy and Kita Tequila for a hilarious and insightful romp through how pop culture plays with our hearts! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy Tik Tok: @NatSheezy Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ Tik Tok: @markitamitchell And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

Join NatSheezy and Kita Tequila as they dive into dating disasters, big city moves, and a scandalous girl-kissing-someone-else’s-boyfriend saga. Nat hilariously recounts her date with a (surprise to her) non-monogamous guy, while Kita adds colorful commentary. They share their journey of moving to Austin, offering practical tips on city living, building a community, and handling loneliness. The episode wraps up with a juicy discussion on cheating and forgiveness after a bold girl kisses another girl’s boyfriend right in front of her. Laughs, life lessons, and a dash of delusional optimism await! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Markita Insta: https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 Natalie Insta: https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

In this episode of "Call Me When You're Healed," your hilarious hosts Natalie (aka NatSheezy) and Markita (aka Kita Tequila) bring you a heartwarming and hilarious feel-good love story. Markita recounts the infamous tale of how she met her now-husband Trey, featuring a charming meet-cute and the invisible string theory. Hear all about her mom spotting Trey first and the unforgettable initial interaction between her dad and Trey, with Markita sharing her raw feelings and reactions throughout the story. But wait, there's more! The dynamic duo dives into the new segment “The Healing Hotline” where they deep dive into a juicy anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX Facebook page. Imagine finding flirty messages and a random girl’s address on your boyfriend’s Apple Watch… Yikes! Natalie and Markita don’t hold back as they dissect their reactions, dish out advice, and fire off questions for the original poster. They explore the breaking points in relationships and discuss the importance of holding firm boundaries. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, unfiltered opinions, and a lot of laughs! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy Tik Tok: @NatSheezy Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ Tik Tok: @markitamitchell And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

Join us as we Hauk Tuah our way into your hearts with this episode while we dive into an intriguing anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX Facebook page, questioning if times have changed regarding dating etiquette and whether it's still proper for a man to pay for drinks on a date. We discuss the evolving dynamics of dating and share our thoughts on this hot topic. Then, we shift our focus to the importance of self-care and self-love, providing a comprehensive list of practices to help you nurture yourself, including establishing a routine, journaling, skincare and hair care, positive self-talk, and much more. Join us for an episode filled with insightful discussions and practical advice to empower your journey towards self-love and holistic well-being.

Grab your espresso martinis and settle in for another fabulous episode with Markita and Natalie! Drama alert! Ashley from episode one slides back into Kita's DMs—what's her game plan, and does it involve a late apology? The girls serve up sassy advice on ditching toxic friend groups because, let's face it, ain't nobody got time for shady BFFs who don't respect girl code. They dish on why breaking up with friends can be more devastating than a breakup with Mr. Wrong. Plus, Natalie shares a cringe-worthy tale of a hangover at work—trust us, its not pretty. And lastly, they ponder the age-old question: are we the villains or the heroes in our own stories? Grab your snacks, and a good drink cause this episode will have you laughing on the floor.

Join the charismatic duo Kita Tequila and NatSheezy in Episode 7 as they dissect an anonymous post from The Girl Talk ATX, debating whether it's better to commit exclusively after two months of dating or to enjoy a hot girl summer. They then dive deep into Episode 2 of Sex and the City, exploring themes of beauty standards, pretty privilege, and the allure of idealizing potential partners. With their signature blend of personal anecdotes, sharp analysis, and unfiltered advice, Kita and Nat offer listeners a lively exploration of modern dating dilemmas and self-discovery. Tune in for laughter, revelations, and plenty of insightful commentary on love and life!

Join Markita and Natalie as they tackle the perplexing issue of men who can't even prioritize your birthday or spring for a cheap getaway, and why dumping them is the only logical solution—after all, who needs a travel partner that won't even splurge on a bus ticket? Later, Natalie gives her hilarious take on her first foray into Sex and the City, confidently declaring herself the Carrie of the group. Is it the shoes or the cosmopolitans? Tune in to find out! They also delve into the modern phenomenon of situationships—why they're as common as avocado toast, and how to navigate these murky waters without getting toast-ed yourself. Plus, why women should only follow one rule: do whatever, whenever (except for skipping dessert, of course).

Join your hilarious and brilliant hosts for a deep dive into the world of dating apps and the impact of social media on relationships. In this episode, they break down the pros and cons of Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, with a hilarious recounting of how Natalie got banned from Tinder. The discussion then shifts to how social media shapes modern romance: when to soft or hard launch your new partner, the significance of not being posted on your partner’s socials, and how cheating has become more prevalent in the digital age. Tune in for a mix of humor, wit, and insightful commentary!

Join the fabulously witty and charming hosts of Call Me When You’re Healed as they delve into the wild world of relationship dynamics with their latest episode, “Black Cat & Golden Retriever Energy.” In this episode, the hosts explore the intriguing theory of "Black Cat & Golden Retriever Energy," debating on whether the man or woman should embody each persona, comparing celebrity couple dynamics and sharing hilarious anecdotes from their own experiences. Ever wondered if you're more of a feline prowler or a loyal retriever in your relationship? Tune in to find out! But wait, there's more! Get ready for a sidesplitting discussion on the age-old dilemma: should you receive a detailed explanation for a canceled date, or is ghosting the way to go? With their trademark wit and wisdom, our hosts weigh in, leaving listeners in stitches with sharp insights and hilarious anecdotes. So grab your favorite beverage, cozy up, and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter and enlightenment in this wildly entertaining episode of Call Me When You’re Healed. Trust us, you'll be itching to hit that "subscribe" button before the episode is over!

Get ready for a hilarious ride as our two hosts take you through their epic nights out in downtown Austin! From dodging bachelor party shenanigans to playing "Text Your Mom" with drunken dudes, they've got stories that'll make you laugh out loud. Ever wondered how to approach a woman in group of friends at a bar? Well they can definitely tell you what NOT TO DO! Plus, hear their wild takes on fake IDs and dive into a side-splitting debate: would they rather wake up as a dude, or have their boyfriend wake up as a woman? Buckle up for an episode of craziness, comedy, and candid chat you won't want to miss!

Get ready for another episode of laughs, gasps, and a whole lot of 'huh?'! Ever wonder what movies and shows are essential for any girl? Well, Natalie hasn't got a clue, and Markita is here to roast her for it! Plus, brace yourselves for the 'huh theory' part 2 - because apparently, friendship betrayal can be summed up with just one word. Markita's got a story that'll make you rethink your entire social circle! Also stick around 'til the end to discover the girls' zodiac signs and why it makes them the perfect blend of chaos and charm! So grab your popcorn and prepare to LOL your way through another epic episode with your favorite podcast pals!

Welcome to the premiere episode of "Call Me When You're Healed" where hosts Markita and Natalie are serving up equal parts laughter and life lessons! In this debut extravaganza, they kick things off by giving you the lowdown on who they are, how they met, and how the name of the podcast came about. Natalie spills the tea on her infamous first date in Austin, which unexpectedly birthed the legendary "Huh Theory". So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of hilarity, friendship, dating and maybe even a little enlightenment, tune in and get ready to laugh right along with them!