The Rum Runnas Podcast

Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible."From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming her for making a broken kid!To a PA Mom at a local little league field, forgetting her son wasn't in the car after having a few too many drinks and backing directly into him!So no matter what your mom's like at least she's not these two, so to all the Mom's trying their best and not throwing their kids to the crocodiles or hitting them with their cars have a Very Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to PatronsShow your Support for the Show and Join: Leonada MadHouseas a SupporterOr By Ordering Custom Buttons and Stickers @:https://rumrunnas.wixsite.com/buttonsandstickersJoin the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord:https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJFeatured Stories / Sources:Don't Just Throw Out the Whole Kid / People:https://people.com/mom-accused-throwing-son-canal-eaten-crocodiles-8644765?mibextid=K35XfPWas That a Speed Bump or my Kid / 6ABC:https://6abc.com/post/delaware-county-mother-facing-dui-charges-after-allegedly-backing-into-son-in-newtown-edgmont-little-league-parking-lot/14781068/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3qnM7WYSx7CSZSeoJTVQN9Jbg5VBKQF6dG-7mqIaeVrRaE2i_o-Y9n3sk_aem_AStw4gD7NJ-YEK8MQihEI8BbB4XZMFuCevOsVxy1Xh43Z-4nACp1_ITXqwdL6PQpdp--urdPDaRISoyxYCQnd3lH&mibextid=K35XfP#lw0thydq9e58ycpst1dLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing.The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3!Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the internets that showed kids dancing to them, no one let this guy know about car radios or driving in Cambodia will be accompanied by only the sounds of the wind a blowing.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to PatronsJoin the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord:https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJFeatured Stories / Sources:Send in the Elephants / The Guardian:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/botswana-threatens-to-send-20000-elephants-to-germany-in-trophy-hunting-row?fbclid=IwAR1ZLiHQs_-Zy-tjuET3V2V-gLYJZfzoNlj4r2EhJCDG6eDMJT2wUCQKx0I_aem_AUxefzAv-YbZgEvdZ-hoK0EQ4f6eJgpnDAYhCu64pXkfLqcjLB4V3Q76-g34xLz_lLMDancing is for the Devil / The Guardian:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/19/cambodian-prime-minister-hun-manet-bans-musical-vehicle-horns-to-deter-dancing?fbclid=IwAR3XEjvZ5Ol9WSaqXV2383BDK_DuyLV6lvPg64TJZ8DtFa84Np1S-E4zUrk_aem_AUzpi80ZJCV4eCfArk2D5vuq4WX7eZeYtHpg0Jn_elZy9WtozNptBUT6dxt3e9kq-VYLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain.A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or charges have been filed.An AL man died in prison and his family is trying to figure out why he was returned with no brain...but to make it even worse he was missing all of his organs.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode and More available to PatronsJoin the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord:https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJFeatured Stories / Sources:Naked Duel on the Beach / NBC:https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/nude-woman-spiked-club-venice-beach/3351086/?fbclid=IwAR3OGYnqy2l21uf_bC8fgK8Ewp4aaob3wTs59qN6IWUxNlFJU0fBAxamaZg_aem_AcJ_Ne8cdKthpHd5wPFQ9zwl8YnLhHOdLe3EsNCDRznQSAl7tMYQKvSuXgg_-hFJVZwDidn't this dead guy have a brain / AL . comhttps://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2024/02/alabama-prisoners-brain-missing-after-uab-autopsy-says-family.html?utm_source=reddit.com&fbclid=IwAR2Fwwecj6tGqrZ5aUJfQRtJyKbC9nH2Shu6cIHL1LtYZj9YBAk-kPLM9vI_aem_AfXbmKbTvdrH6-ac9Fhxp9VbG61xDxX-Ug9YrUnsexnPinXY7Z9zGwKvqXseOU1C2aQLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people":In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword, that's pretty much all the story told us; the craziest thing to come out of this story is that we still after (not exhaustive but a decent amount of) research we still have no idea if this story is real or not because the story was so short and lacked any substance on any "legitimate" (cough* Fox News cough*) News Source and the better written more detailed source was literally NEWS GPT!!! So what came first the Fox Story or the AI Story...honestly we don't know.GA is arrested for firing 127 ROUNDS at a store, shooting at "ninja-like" people, and hitting nothing but inanimate objects. We know that sounds (not even vaguely but very) racist on first listen, but we've reached a couple of options as to what happened. 1: This man was playing a real-life prop hunt and didn't win. 2: He stole a motorcycle and really hated the guy he was robbing so he really really really shot up the place. 3: This man is basically John Wick, he was actually being attacked by ninjas sent by a secret underground criminal syndicate and he did kill a bunch of them but the super-elite syndicate cleaned up the bodies before the cops got there (honestly think about how crazy John Wick would sound if he got arrested and tried to explain what he was doing). 4: Meth! All equally plausible.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode available to PatronsJoin the Conversation and Speak With Us on Discord:https://discord.gg/ccBCQ3sJFeatured Stories / Sources:Walmart Sword Battles (AI or Not AI That is the Question) / FOX12:https://www.kptv.com/2024/02/05/man-with-samurai-sword-threatens-people-walmart-vancouver/?fbclid=IwAR0DIlIgW8CQGTroEX6nLEg7O611tSDAwatVDb-46BVfzzxjHWhtkt7nKUw_aem_ARKO8s9nXsLT_lllmFGacnRkci5iLic8ho2wsnw5LRJgkTrAHjreEzHlJf2Orpj0EZI#lshmdtrc0yeho7bcmbwIt was them damn Ninjas / MDJ Online:https://www.mdjonline.com/news/police_fire/marietta-man-accused-of-shooting-127-rounds-at-ninja-like-people/article_2ee7376e-bae9-11ee-9eeb-3fc90ac10133.html?fbclid=IwAR3xVcrEuKWHb9uPWdz0GfwmVgKqgJCgXoYYj5aSFInb7gDZORw5UGn8fls_aem_ARIzz2kKD39Oe6UBzj2T9tfAOrhCgVf25OzF88PQKQtuM4Vu3o1G-8HWUT98PsgkeogLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with an apparent biblical smiting and end on a good old-fashioned Rum Runnas brand story involving stuff being inserted into a part of the body it doesn't belong. Stories this week include:A football player in Indonesia is struck by lightning and killed in the middle of the game. This is why you should definitely never play sports during a rain storm, but we honestly don't know the odds that this would happen with the sheer amount of taller and most likely metal objects that are all around sports stadiums how did a lightning bolt pick one player out. This is one of the few instances where the chance of a higher power might be real...and apparently, they bet on the opposing team.An AUS man is in the hospital after attempting to get sexual gratification by shoving 3 (YES 3) batteries into his PENIS!!! We'll let the wave of pain fade from the male audience. We don't know why he did it or how he planned on getting it out, but this man shoved 3 BATTERIES IN HIS PENIS and then waited a whole 24 hours to go to the hospital! And then his penis started DYING!!!! Some people don't deserve to have a penis and the doctors agreed with that sentiment.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode available to PatronsFeatured Stories / Sources:If there's a God, They bet on the Other Team / the Hindustan Times:https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/footballer-dies-after-being-hit-by-lightning-in-indonesia-harrowing-incident-captured-on-camera-101707743854587.html?fbclid=IwAR3YuTni4E5n-2buq81ZvTJNLUJDoQhMs6C0vvaO2tlyPTSAwY2CHP4bLuQ_aem_AfX1xXrxqg5wAL6GTTO87M59n33chj9TORJPs78rHRf36C5WrdsSA8hnwAm9cnWYYDYDon't Stick Those In There!!! / NDTV World:https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australia-doctors-remove-batteries-from-mans-penis-after-he-shoved-them-in-for-sexual-gratification-5073715/amp/1Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with a complete misunderstanding and end on a violent story that they don't know how to feel about. From UK people using weird words and making us think there is a war on birds with medieval weapons to a CO man "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger and all our thoughts on how it's alleged. Stories this week include:In the UK Swans are under attack in a Swan Sanctuary, now 4 swans are dead and the method of death is a catapult. As two schmucks from America when we hear catapult we think medieval siege engines! Apparently, that's not what the UK thinks of when they hear catapults they think a freaking slingshot. We were disappointed with the twist but that didn't stop us from coming up with a slew of alternate theories of how 'swan attacks can leave 4 dead by catapult'.In CO a man is in trouble for "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger, we didn't read any of the article before immediately building an elaborate tale of a young partner's hatred for his old backward-thinking partner with a penchant for unnecessary violence. In a world where you are that hated by your partner who truly would believe you didn't cut off your own finger? In the end, we discovered more but not enough info and have a few theories: 1: The guy really was a D-Bag and bit off the cop's finger 2: He was attacked by ninjas 3: he was possessed by a ghost like from the movie Fallen 4: This cop sucks and he cut off his own finger by uppercutting the man and hammer-fisting while his finger was in his mouth 5: The cop is entrapping this man and cut off his finger to sell it 6: It's meth! All Equally Plausible!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/*Watch nearly Unedited Video Versions of this Episode available to PatronsFeatured Stories / Sources:UK v Swans but with Catapults / BBC:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-68207847?fbclid=IwAR0-4vRsxIROAdtWkDmkx9srAa4pPJEN6gIQXkGclcf1mO1jPupLcHIz6v8_aem_ARJJcKe3sbBR-PWE50vZGInGDcG9wqWB2ezj7Cu1KL9Gyr_7lGNRLYFRgmi3l6jyymMHow did he maybe bite off a finger / KQRE:https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/man-allegedly-bites-off-spits-out-part-of-officers-finger-during-arrest-in-denver/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR1k1a5Z9FYQPQRj5BFqRYCyVzG-VnvD7vBnaPjzMNIU3LusPcLKSdKgbyk_aem_ARJzsZc3eWXmm4oV7ZiXey2RP7Ac6CJLXaPDq3haZPHZj3uZzt07QlfC42ySBsc8bWMLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys dive deep into some bathroom-heavy stories; between a Chinese Chess Scandal that had bathtub poop to a Floridaman covered in excrement from an exploding toilet, topped off with a good deal of anger toward fast food places and our pleas to bring back all the good stuff you got rid of. Stories this week include:In the world of Chinese Chess, the new tournament champion is in some hot water, now being stripped of his win after partying to celebrate and taking a poop in the bathtub that in some way that is not detailed damaged the bathtub. That isn't even the end of their problems after accusations of more anal bead cheating rocks the chess world.Floridaman visits his local Dunkin and instead of coffee and donuts, he found himself walking out covered in poop and piss! Now he's suing and honestly, the amount he's asking for is too low cause being covered in excrement after a toilet explodes and the employees know it was an issue is so icky yucky gross this dude needs a million dollars.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodWatch Video Versions and Support Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:More Chess Sex Toy Cheating this Time With Poop / SBNation:https://www.sbnation.com/2024/1/4/24025155/chess-sex-toy-cheating-scandal-bathtub-poop-china?fbclid=IwAR0tgrVaO-NAV4Ao4usMCCBoDjX7-5qUn81CNn8sU5TGY0-Jgqz7f67SZjU_aem_AUoiuPcxk2JFdKgdXJTANtlRdce_vFQsJw9Y4Y_bUXsFjqduZK9sGWrXqSqWH2aaO7AHe’s not Wrong He’s Filthy / Click Orlando:https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/04/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-after-toilet-explosion-covers-him-in-waste/?fbclid=IwAR3ovuqPk344wgnEFf10hFiPHS-lza7kClNYzoU1V_dtzl9HJtMhXGGpE7Y_aem_AUqVcbGYmB_WZiYsnru6AoVqr0mMZ7NTYuEH8Tv43UrKEsK0m0nclH_BblOv8ZJnoi0Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. With their fair share of tangents; speaking of that who's down to invest in a house built inside of a barn let us know if you're in after you hear the pitch. This week we talk about:Firefighters in OK were having a hard time putting out a house fire due to the recent unseasonably cold weather, if that wasn't bad enough they kept running into venomous snakes all throughout the house!2 St Louis men robbed a local foot locker at gun point and fled, they would have maybe gotten away with it too if it weren't for one of the men's overwhelming need to blast porn and take care of business in a stolen car parked in Waffle House Parking Lot. There aren't many rules at Waffle House but that's one of them.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodWatch Video Versions and Support Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:How are these connected / 2 News OK:https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/venomous-snakes-cold-challenge-sand-springs-firefighters-in-structure-fire?fbclid=IwAR3lwp-w3RXFVgmi-QKLcx6kle3jCcMR7QNt62kKD-dkfuKQDIHsjIPm9Wg_aem_AUom5hMhNYL-VSKHBsEEwr02j9SHgW76q9xoWfOAbyrbQxwsjKHWldI_vuh0bxjNWKoHe was “Busted” alright / Riverfront Times:https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/loud-sex-noises-lead-to-st-louis-robber-getting-busted-41639996?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR2JD1HUwBo0XBjjHUs2x2yeoSfdNCJE5QlEUwnpt8muLIfMJlV2okXcBcA_aem_AUpJ1J29CnUdIlOnZIuSqZ0zveGJjnh8sbifoR83LXmxiFd3WSJY-9iRuq8WfyK3u8wLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Boys are back talking about all the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest clickbait news stories from all over the internet. This week we go in hard on two crazy clickbait stories to catch up from our end-of-year break. This week we talk about:A real piece of garbage PA field hockey coach who was on the run for doing terrible things that I won't even repeat gets his just desserts after running to CO and becoming a farm hand, karma finally caught him and he was crushed to death in a lawnmower crash...and we were introduced to the world's greatest coroner, Sandy!A Chicago man who has been in prison for the past 12 years for a murder they didn't commit is finally released after discovering that the key eyewitness is blind...honestly, we don't know if they were blind at the time of witnessing it was weirdly vague about it. Also, Kyle doesn't know what a diplomat is, and somehow that led to death by butt soap!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:Justice is a Dish Best Served Crushed / Penn Live:https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2023/12/charged-with-sex-assault-dauphin-county-field-hockey-coach-turned-fugitive-dies-in-lawn-mower-crash.html?fbclid=IwAR2epJ8Etz-oI-7RERjKKwBzBJeFrsofbzV3zO7p9mg10MUTd9jmMitppXAJustice is Blind But the Eye Witness Shouldn't Be / BBC:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67777344?fbclid=IwAR39Xrfc31pnLV2vMukYmsxv-hZ2vOWjTaxYg9OgrALLM18Vb0FkGjgqguULearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's 2024 and the Boys are Back! New Year New Season, even though we don't actually have seasons and we never really tell you they're happening...But we're back! Jarred and Kyle return to reading all the weirdest and funniest news stories with the most questionable headlines they can find online and for our return episode, we're starting off strong:OH man finds a crackpipe in his McDonald's order. Was it theirs, was it his, we don't know the times and information was weird and they didn't focus much on the crack, what we do know is this McDonald's had way too much construction debris to reopen like nothing happened!UK man has his balls bitten off by an XL Bully! We subscribe to the thought process that there aren't bad dogs just bad owners and England with all the hate and the now official ban of the XL Bully, this is probably your fault. If you love your dogs, prove it!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:BaDa Ba Ba Ba Is This Crack? / NBC:https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/inspectors-shut-down-columbus-mcdonalds-temporarily-after-report-of-crack-pipe-in-customers-order/?fbclid=IwAR1R5D-Cfx3P-kbI8bWSahT0ejXkjMN0gZsIFrY_FDf9Sjkus1FKD95pGf0_aem_AR93k0hksFzPgN8Yd_voowDVp3UsffABrke8fs9mtMtDLFo_tZdSRD11pOfBLrrWgkMDog Ate My Balls! / The Sun:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24720801/xl-bully-attack-jeremy-kyle-couple-chesterfield/?fbclid=IwAR2Q14T-tsxr2Clkz-uWaNLR7mCid_oAdBfUQpXxvoZKqy53S1AVGfJIRlkLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:Why’s everyone pulling over / KSL:https://www.ksl.com/article/50725620/woman-unaware-of-red-and-blue-flashing-lights-on-her-car-didnt-realize-why-drivers-pulled-over?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ix21p4clYXAu0Q9bvMvODIpEcUOmVg3Hh1UiyitRAE1yDCJCo3Jli-aA_aem_AQrZxNgzSYyv4lDkNIkqZLDTx4VaF3_Aj1_v7mW-tWaIrffRBWnt3SpjTGUPCbxeh5U&mibextid=Zxz2cZHe’s not a qualified alpaca owner / KMOV:https://www.kmov.com/2023/09/01/man-gets-2-year-prison-sentence-using-fraudulent-ppp-loan-buy-alpaca-farm/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0-PsrkLbbbMt1hjR1SEDgK4e6ArNSrQjnJUUuPyQWFr5yFcQEvTNoWbKM_aem_AQr744148yiq6udNKhuyrqoU8ESle94y06COXDDHCqzpYtQPYHdNj9fOSzBRLXgsPLM&mibextid=Zxz2cZJack in the Box Claps Back / WESH:https://www.wesh.com/article/jack-in-the-box-shooting-curly-fries/45324865?fbclid=IwAR39_HnnaS_4YozePwjPlB5fOYwhvOgkoUxiBiFw1uW0SOvpaRy8-sIU6Rk_aem_AQqpKLuJKzL41Lo5epmSgiyPdARK9wP44c4wLqJv5v6h4Lm0jEiI7D1Opbk6NnvY9X0&mibextid=S66gvFDearly Beloved...BANG / KLKNTV:https://www.klkntv.com/man-accidentally-shot-child-while-officiating-wedding-near-lincoln-deputy-says/?fbclid=IwAR2KAEV4WL0gBaliTXft_Sj0P50aV9Ig09Sz7BbLFdL5_vhF3l1hOCaMfCw_aem_AQqDxkHDuAJn0jVnqJ3zNMmN0iLxUsxljaoS1gjIiP3mQIy8ygpnAavgtYycMO9n8Pk&mibextid=S66gvFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane. All this plus a breakdown of what candy we'd eat out of someone's butt and our breakdown of how sex is actually really gross when you think about it. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg:https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Yoga Mass Murder / BBC: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339?fbclid=IwAR3hGmWsewEm5ntXcsYZqC1qSC2ABAkEBe776L-1onD2Ok-toBqutjokLv8_aem_ARFBcIw6lxlsdRf3KrVhDxeAnpyLbNLrT5bEmr9hczVj0rE0Ux9spS92iU0PpN5mlAc&mibextid=Zxz2cZNaked Mortal Kombat / KDVR:https://kdvr.com/news/local/naked-man-enters-2-edgewater-homes-fights-with-homeowners/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR22kuehep7N-e26oA1vaP8Du34-QLErK9edyk0QpVR2C3wd4whx2sTnHVU_aem_ARFBW5c23v8J4rdQUiBNMml4J8GwE_zhLsBSGakf582HPRi_iD-9NUEWPYwq4FDl9Mg&mibextid=Zxz2cZAnother Food Fight / WFLA:https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/lakeland-man-arrested-for-snickers-bar-battery/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3h6aodghHlIuCrU0SHiTKzSdmFVNp9BJX5gPys9URVJ4tN4KKJpzznTvw_aem_ARHDut28zdMARtsYlK4jp-cVB4radyU7-oA5kSP29LOPyWwOnLjZJWpxS5wICzAup28&mibextid=S66gvFDiarrhea Plane / Futurism:https://futurism.com/passenger-diarrhea-planeLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg:https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:This Barbie Undresses Herself / Today: https://www.today.com/parents/moms/mom-accidentally-hires-stripper-5-year-olds-barbie-party-rcna98595?cid=sm_npd_td_fb_ma&fbclid=IwAR2f_cbDLhiXMHKl8vZXrMx0W4oIbmtdBsiDW3vR6pts9jhEtHSBpVNe58M_aem_AXxwDviovv8w-SHRocK6RVnanGa3nb7E7mIR8_F47MQDWrQu8UX8jDpJ0aUbk8PyzNs&mibextid=S66gvFWho is this guy Carmen San Diego / The Messenger:https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porch?fbclid=IwAR1hYF638H-fcjyfL8_B5P9KePFaoZpp5aAgmqwOXL0BD3xhwy5m0yP2arc_aem_AXwyOEXP1BnQwdwPvEvWImT29hZROFr7BDeFSyqNtFbJFsp4ol4yErvFY4kD9WWYIww&mibextid=Zxz2cZDon’t ever ask this man to a dance / East Idaho News:https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/08/man-reportedly-threatens-teens-with-gun-after-homecoming-dance-proposal-goes-wrong/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28ErVvGEe_jIiqacInlmYFmfcM4XnZWtdjRaVj9ojWPizgMPOMI2U-3oY_aem_AXyUU4kBp68GOioA7zjKdF1LWufPVBTKT6r4zb_1i20rFc765x3LoHex7234Mu1KY-Q&mibextid=S66gvFI'm a be I'm a be I'm be fighting at Papa Bees / WFLA:https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/clogged-toilet-at-florida-wing-joint-leads-to-5-arrests/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1jo_Q_bLWcToH9xzv_k_LXpSQx2M6BTonWGcc-F3LIXVKQqijBtlcjCrE_aem_AXwdytlHOs_VtUZf42iBX9Thu1iS8Fk70ooS8dwBy9T27Iw5i8T2RAiib_Qj2OszLW0&mibextid=S66gvFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg:https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Where was he gonna go / CBS:https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/car-theft-suspect-julian-fernandez-12-hours-atop-radio-tower-avoid-thornton-police/?fbclid=IwAR3CTxCTQrKTwMxf24WzujSVZTp-EBTBgVuDxv9tJ1a3-nPf-vWodqCEhRI_aem_AdKOy3I0agQ7CYj56Xz7-c7G82Sr0QYPLcy1yeSwYvHV4En056S_BnNibXUZIuvTG4w&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lkyeaugcp3j30unnx3gIs this lion / Express:https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1798249/Chinese-zoo-fake-lion-golden-retriever?fbclid=IwAR3hvRo2QqPl_HYjqfLwYpXH6KwBqGk-gou-B8B2nfK5acGpzInfAepTKAA_aem_AdLVKu83D1azLLLvabwwudHILaxqgGKwLkDQ7_3O3Q6SKLPK0j-v50d60J_vptfNlwo&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye4uqvhy978solt95Hi I’m Deceased Barbie / Express:https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1798295/barbie-themed-coffins?fbclid=IwAR2nbRhh4eUqWmk8bRpdOO2yqt8o0Uv-Bqw23H7Hl2iT1PubDqeoNktXhFA_aem_AdJ01hdJWAf170bh335k8d-2bjCx2mLRD5-VvxzLTQxLerbq09ucSAtsKtMmDEzskfA&mibextid=S66gvFWas he shot for the crash or the naked / WBTV:https://www.wbtv.com/2023/07/31/naked-man-shot-twice-after-crashing-pickup-through-mobile-home/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3cwXZ2qF7Fepk77_FpdTF_i2KQ9HX1hstQivpNQgZLxfGK8E-aNSTXxw8_aem_AdLU4PfRTged8s17VMLDqEmEhh2BWwehndIUxZ91cyve3Si9O3eB7ebLa5Sq6290SBw&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye7yusinorp1qp7wnWTF Manatees / NBC:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713?fbclid=IwAR07uqsDpLFJPCRBWvobIZU3UokVTSiuYUGEOOWZO67q0rBV8n6a1aFbwkE_aem_AdKnE1QAs3fPPU8YbOHZhvEULUAVmTzw0MmadPUdwQ2h_uG41Mtl8LOHHtRTNa2cDFQ&mibextid=S66gvFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us. Just some food for thought), Quincy man is arrested with is genitals exposed near horses...again (if we've said it once we've said it 100 times "You can say whatever you want about a Horse Fucker), and a UT man beats a friend to death with a can of soup my guess is it was Campbell's Chunky but honestly this was only vaguely discussed it sparked a debate about sandwiches with soup.Are you Team Jarred: PB&J is delicious with Chicken Noodle Soup or Team Kyle and PB&J should never be eaten with soup and honestly Grilled Cheese is the only acceptable accompanying sandwich with almost any soup. (We're in agreement on Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg:https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Aggressive Potassium Distribution / WFMZ:https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/police-search-for-person-throwing-frozen-bananas-at-cars-in-tilden/article_94b415c6-2c05-11ee-9732-7ff504191bb3.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1PN0HZzwJupQ7CZJSW1hd1xTtWIW_q0xTEKbDZGtXoCfiahrFWL4sVxW8_aem_AXMVn0NKzsGBhmTRIL1amy11C96CyYN516YdIvyufbGywlOqG63C73ZCWMxeRSnAl7I&mibextid=S66gvFFace Cake Thief / Local 21:https://local21news.com/newsletter-daily/lancaster-man-arrested-for-stealing-three-cakes-with-his-face-printed-on-them-bakery-weis-markets-daquai-jackson-millersville-pastry?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3SnAr4EJ5fM2fAlplP_CKMk3CkwvY6t3seLrXruQOA0zihi8ClWhBOn4s_aem_AXMrj15vI_-7MIL9gAdGKraQaSWAuhbiXiusM720d_D-00F6w1eafUecXatMkdwbgic&mibextid=S66gvFWe Can Say What We Want About This Guy / KHQA:https://khqa.com/news/local/police-quincy-man-with-genitals-exposed-near-horses-arrested-again?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2xg5jDQUT6wef6C1RaTffgkCBxhaBJLSwE_baxx-KCf4FLL7ETCyZkXrk_aem_AXP0BGh4TkiZUbZF4HjDYXmW7JDLMuDKPv1BnE4hwAzf2e3eIh0TI2wngabc8N20GCc&mibextid=Zxz2cZBet it was Chunky / SLTRIB:https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/07/25/utah-man-reportedly-beats-his/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2IrWlyHXqEwSQI0svnujEf4x7MFIeJ78mTJuXOh7SdeEvXDdWPZh696cQ_aem_AXPenUibzSfuYOx7IVE1DVZoSex6C5YGiBe9MyzJNf6ABRBI89t3uGPb00IFkF8iWlY&mibextid=S66gvFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg:https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:This is a Legit Grift / Daily Voice: https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/lancaster/louisiana-woman-steals-20k-using-ghost-wendys-employee-in-pa-police/?fbclid=IwAR0e_uoTG3ZSoTHi3FYplsXtVyGbEvN_giDKbrzr8CtzXMwIdrt65S8q-r8_aem_AT51a2WwS_2qdNS0cUWGLqgbcuU3MmSrvOGSJ8KU4SxjIxNhtDLUBOOvDfmEAU45WdE&mibextid=S66gvFFloridaman "Joker gets caught like the clown he is" / CBS:https://cbs12.com/news/local/albert-lee-gardner-the-joker-arrested-cuts-off-gps-tracker-overdoses-survives-narcan-hernando-county-sheriff-office-florida-07-17-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1W508nUIxV0P3gpdCfToy1zMAcyg9ThtV64mu5LjnYqTtEIKV-2hChEPU_aem_AT4_44hOPwL057a1i-GqoiU5uJhtLOGB7Lvko66-HNxKRXU7N7fB2OSisnYCK0PChg8&mibextid=S66gvF"I'M FARTING!"/ Independent:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-on-issues-natural-gas-climate-crisis-b2375325.html?mibextid=S66gvFIt's Whale Season / ABC:https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543&fbclid=IwAR2UjiRmk9OvcG8ctFC7lstRMEDR1EE93M1ukm0TlS2OGQR-rUDF9ek8Weo_aem_AT61D5w2CIXRmP9q-vXc76bXKn9e7-lvz9-QSnf_4J5TNz0685VE4OQ5Ksky_52VkIo&mibextid=S66gvFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Emojis = Law / CNN: https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/business/farmer-contract-thumbs-up-emoji/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3q-qUs-yXRxDceln8lEYSr5GSJepqfjt4Mb6Cqtd2MX1xHPigKjHLAa3I_aem_AQnzz8nPLrPRtfPcjpd8harVzawQXKOcw7i8s76Bdr0lLZzKs-RLKvWY87ZVBFu-whg&mibextid=DcJ9fcMeth.S.G / WSBTV: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1EGqs4KQUz33l_AmLibqgzxJC2DNpW356KDS_mzbpXfOEyGipzpicFdrk_aem_AQn76YsMfqnTRP9VLjw_do0rC8YLL_Gh0y4WTCnTMZU3K1hBvhgSwGArnUdwoDuFAHg&mibextid=DcJ9fcMade her a Convertible / FOX News:https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/woman-scalped-with-sword-at-park/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2nkajFhVbDxJkXjtltFDlJymi0UxJUgkICpjuCYESiP8XVLs2vUHm1-QU_aem_AQnf-slL6XUB4A5NSqOKKmRDXNJh0VBMq3UWNq5rnFJ5f5MtaPPRO7lJ0vrx9k0Xz5g&mibextid=DcJ9fc5 Star Drug Mule / WMUR:https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-meth-federal-charges-71123/44510028?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1UAtzlmo-By2wylSbPl8o42AwhE3UNTPt5NyiKlpUneMk8MXj7Lct14CE_aem_AQnWxEQOD5gasoAtJWG2yCO-cWlb8TWG57TRJa08jzEQRzfJGJJEybuwk5bhGYWK8Vo&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:He was home the whole time / ABC:https://abc7.com/houston-man-missing-rudy-farias-found-texas-news-for-eight-years/13461967/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR18GBg2VrJAmJsA0WNLR16tmpJKVzJo0nl31a5Hy1gl84uaJFlZvuC6zWc_aem_AQhzGTcke4szobRGG_z8QyXGU1h8-oCUtR37rTBndbJ09KRuSEJn4cv4B2SmB88E5Qo&mibextid=DcJ9fcHow fast was this forklift / CBS:https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhyThe most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly:https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fcDon't Yuck His Yum / NY Post:https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment), MN man is arrested for assaulting people with Skittles (Kyle feels these people should feel grateful they got a gift of Skittles, Jarred thinks Skittles are a mid candy), and a Half Naked Floridaman is arrested for multiple hit and runs and racing around a school track (his friend got arrested too and honestly we don't think that's fair what was he gonna do jump out). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Should Used Close Up Magic / Fox 5:https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/man-walks-into-cheesecake-factory-at-fashion-valley-mall-with-gunshot-wound/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0XmP68EfkO0W90QpL1Dp-DSMQYkGkhetMnCbN1LkBJnBP8Czc79kVdX6c_aem_AdTMESZ-XN5fPfHS-C8gCPI1pERxyo6q3H2gomEfcOvpBNVIiJAMoTxnUVbwVIC9OY0&mibextid=Zxz2cZI guess it is a small world / KTLA:https://ktla.com/news/theme-parks/disneyland/woman-allegedly-attempted-to-avoid-arrest-by-hiding-on-disneyland-ride/?fbclid=IwAR0v4Dt7NV5xgeD7bbN03WA2B8b7t-1ofT1-4Oe8XOQv8I09OUxwSwQjrmI_aem_AdRIbh3o_TobajVhmzf8p9eFQOq5XbJT9hr1fsQGAgAtBusmrOeXzzBykmdKhHUY2Ws&mibextid=DcJ9fcSnack Attack / My Stateline (Fox):https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/minnesota-man-arrested-for-skittles-attack/?fbclid=IwAR1nBbdCOsl2BY-WRiP3eBHXIgLkGEdreBAxh704DlMww-Uknu9qZ83J9Do_aem_AdQRbKfTBBpMZp9-22EKyjmBwL2Yd54yCpRKrTgijj8b6LhhEmbsSH6C9KdMBDhOYos&mibextid=DcJ9fcFloridaman / Click Orlando:https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2023/06/22/nearly-naked-florida-man-arrested-after-multiple-hit-and-run-crashes-deputies-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0d4srQfrhdpDUsrtfFhFfDoh8bDbyQKMxIy59Sg-59mK26xwuBZcx32vg_aem_AdRYhCFg8G_hAQxNxHfJy6TbPGSSD92Y4Tsm7j1YwwTrZCRUsFXbCgUQ4oii81r5XCQ&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get between a weeb and his need to loot grind on Diablo 4, God what Idiots!), and by some crazy stroke of luck I picked the same story told from 2 perspectives for the last stories so here it is: NH couple (and PA man) are in trouble for stealing and selling (also for buying) body parts stolen from Harvard and an AR Morgue. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm:https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean:https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:How’d he get it up there / Taiwan News:https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4914622?fbclid=IwAR2r7HQhN7WZtxx9yF4Jnj64SOPynY8mK4HWcPE3Y43kTmGYJXiqdnpaV-0_aem_AVSLiRiIfnIdfVK_jQNFQ737s3Fgf4GaPHU9wTOF0Zly2RL8FWoQkCk0TkKAeJQZ4z8&mibextid=DcJ9fcMom I need to go to GameStop…Idiot / KIRO 7:https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/man-arrested-after-throwing-knife-someone-who-refused-take-him-gamestop/VUFMRXVXDNHH3K2NDVGBNRMOHE/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1faafEjuB4sag7kNowzhdWai6M7FpS9G0zsQVOnYVPHKEDzgssAtn9oic_aem_AVTwcUGcMDcCrv3jM3jhqS3hhPlZYkmqpDRcdq67GewSzXEUknOrDBS78yERjZcS1b0&mibextid=Zxz2cZSpare Parts / WMUR:https://www.wmur.com/article/goffstown-harvard-medical-school-stolen-body-parts/44199530?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR25oIlMo0d12FCODs_mVmWBgFrMYqMxR-6S67k5Mr7g4zbngtagQ3kUOis_aem_AVSXaeXrCA8hfYi_napjHU5As5RbciEpSsK3QnVFSXYFbSEC3_5n7wnZ1f-52ZUScw4&mibextid=Zxz2cZSpare Parts Part 2 / Daily Voice:https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/cumberland/stillborn-baby-corpes-stolen-sold-to-pa-man-usdoj-indictment/?fbclid=IwAR1_bEVIzBHwHqYKOYb8_U7OlskAPULklhBywd8AouB-tfcFefh_CofVIkI_aem_AVROTi_dr_ZaNSH6ahwlRFbdcTg1IVCVHLiwPw3dYNzLr6UuBB4Yec35OuhkYMCnQ-A&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chicago car chase leads to the Calumet Mall where 3 boys changed clothes and evaded arrest (we're pretty sure life is a simulation and it works on GTA Logic), New Mexico woman gets a hot dog from Sonic and realizes there's more cocaine on it than she asked for, Floridaman gets bit by a family member and almost loses his leg to necrotizing fasciitis (also people's fingernails are dirtier than originally thought so new fear unlocked), and a very Rum Runna Story of a man stealing a Captain Morgan statue in FL (apparently you can't do Pirate Stuff to Pirate Things...hypocrites!) Also Captain Morgan was a real dude. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Dog Fucker / Fox News:https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/themis-matsoukas-arrest-lewd-acts-rothrock-state-forest/521-c69de662-b274-4589-aece-e46f2dde4861?fbclid=IwAR1bcbDvkealqZfv980Ho7krAXLIMwZQO2e6MW9KO8wCP2G_56NqdfHz-E4_aem_th_AcQfzxlVA7EGjohhDo26v3dOlvpD9QSHsX6hPeNoGvnWIPbtKPD3ybaCeoPLuygNtJY&mibextid=DcJ9fcVideo Game Logic / CBS News:https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/dan-ryan-chase-calumet-city/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3KpwlRFxRQHlR06auqmjEFdb3DKgdqQQjX4iA_UvAxlxGY1jt2xxGmV8Q_aem_th_AcSnqoHLxW4oFDdjN11v8ngPWGLah6enag_qisbTO7pbeIuGx9wt2MdnvgdMJGyStMI&mibextid=DcJ9fcI'll take a Cocaine Dog Extra Cocaine / KOB4:https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/new-mexico-woman-finds-cocaine-on-sonic-hot-dog/?_sc_token=v2%253AQYyFT7_4puOYcPAI0bEUb7FDh-BM4NBZ2g1t-ygCPbMNc3yASD1q9MmXy2Vshzx-7_UGBJ736N90IMt1OtrlzXxxMd84xSONUJfNcYS2Qhhqtt0Vlzi3FlnybIOV-QN71hoAK8rFGzoZVEG1rLCAbrhB7zo9vbCW4x0ZrvvUbfdMPciLIgRdB-SDroqcSFidTbz_Co_H8MQKX3ILQut55Q%253D%253D&fbclid=IwAR19rkwST2xcTjcC3lasxZ46Q_on_y86J-BQNn-54mbGBI_ld4LQhXcgUBM_aem_th_AcTmrjQVwYAQKaATc65DVYdWrVwLI2LyBWaR_gp41MssFM-t3Ll06_4fmJGFGngfu5I&mibextid=DcJ9fcFlorida always got Zombies / NBCNews:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-flesh-eating-disease-bite-family-brawl-rcna88553?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3tSOAaPVoY_QgXaOJ2Wi3hbWhRDp2knTeXiRFKUy-WTlTGEYC9WaB1UkE_aem_th_AcTDNX9LMdSmcIXds7e86-rYuMAJuRjhrntLRpQJxTBYdcZ7C2ktOcOon02vY9lc65Y&mibextid=DcJ9fcA very Rum Runnas Story / Local10:https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/06/08/florida-man-steals-captain-morgan-statue/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3CGMy3Nn1QVJvXWSRFQW2QeiCpP7WG6U1cXNFzlu6gR4ZrfD483ATzDm4_aem_th_AcTm9374sJ8hJK3cMi36HJd7Wft9u8zErYzTjFmnHBX-yWV_EKSAUv0m3Mx0YHwcQdI&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle of a drought to retrieve his phone (We really didn't think health inspectors had power like that), CT fire department made a meatloaf in the shape of a penis while kids were volunteering at the station a lot of people got mad but there were literally zero consequences for it at all, and a man freezes and cuts off the leg of the leader of a castration ring...yeah a lot to unpack and after reading a long article with a lot of information NOTHING WAS ELABORATED ON OR EXPLAINED! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:He Did Start the Fire / CBS News:https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/charges-duluth-landlord-started-apartment-on-fire-while-blaring-we-didnt-start-the-fire/?fbclid=IwAR0TusAN3ghz9wxgATr_XX8-hRbKuONDeDXYyUaG4JbX8ARUt2up2fs-HOQ_aem_th_AdfKCMh_GFYmNGrb-Tz63w2IhKGjPdHUkxfe1C247s0fCbfNeUjMHMjDSlbbMvvzumE&mibextid=Zxz2cZThat’s why you get Apple Care / MSN:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indian-official-in-hot-water-for-draining-reservoir-to-find-his-phone/ar-AA1bQcEx?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR1WxUPLdOqqTj16irbzXYG17g7ppHaN38YRFT0sN7TVATGCI4nLlTKcWRo&mibextid=DcJ9fcDickloaf / NBC:https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/investigations/local-fire-department-reportedly-served-up-phallic-meatloaf/3037904/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2L8JVK07ax7Qq-xrJYIItir-UNHSNrtmR4jZGD-3fN5oGhhIfvvqsVpQs&mibextid=DcJ9fcA What Ringleader?! / BBC:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65764642?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2awPqmlfwSlGiChLF7K4c7D1MrZEVdQF0kdJHmqewIhZeMZyhR6qFmo3U&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, but pretty sure he's a demon), Florida ice cream man "mistakenly" executes 2 men after $12 robbery (This is a real life amalgamation of Ice Cream Man and Death Wish, you can't make up how crazy this all was), and German doctor is fired after having a janitor help him during surgery (1: it was just a toe, 2: it went well, 3: that janitor is a hero now, 4: it was just a toe). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Croc Village / CBS News:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-killed-by-40-crocodiles-that-pounced-after-he-fell-into-enclosure/ar-AA1bJ1bX?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR3IzrVVEsxW5qUaJuLu9niarcDcAqUNRK1GSy3-6pQBhzRHKUbnOVngy08_aem_th_AdcKJCZrDihJHKW9HAwuvmLtJjhKnqsgTAfqlFdx0NdAu3a4OyyvpuJH9V0Lfe3pRPE&mibextid=DcJ9fcLet Some Air In / Business Insider:https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/a-passenger-was-arrested-after-opening-a-plane-door-while-it-was-coming-in-to-land-reports-say/ar-AA1bIFuv?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR2wgw--yVA26yK2jfpKHQov4V6LAdVxwAi7O4UWOCjHTAuo2CylJD4YUvc_aem_th_AddUv2cwbe3RfrwcXJxxZWsKutuZ1Ve50etxcThGnG4pPicaSa3ftqPQ2woABJIGLpQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZIce Cream Murderer / New York Post:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ice-cream-man-who-killed-two-brothers-over-12-robbery-learns-fate-in-mistaken-identity-shooting/ar-AA1bKkdZ?fbclid=IwAR1ZykjeQea5ijEc-2aav6OQZ0ELlw9HQ8wAvQ7MpStzDGjWNkpqgVF-qWI_aem_th_Adctb530lHgGgldfjCTDwNnfWcStB99iIOLrPsOMDhAUoKR9NVhHriN0x8ja5Wgw5p0&mibextid=Zxz2cZUnqualified But Helpful / AP News:https://apnews.com/article/germany-operation-amputation-toe-surgeon-cleaner-b0f8d9299694db4057c9291aabb905b6?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2GHA-n73B5iJx7e1mYwvvUdSuxBwtPO1MJgPqzSjfPslfwGgrI99wsYmQ_aem_th_AdfCJN-YmOWAGebS31AB3COPVtl4LY4KVxQPkqFTWzH4ZnXNkH3rnCILILimsA1GpBA&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to nothing about real science), UT woman wrote a kids book about grief after her husband died...Oh yeah she killed him, AU Bouncy Castle King hired a man to burn his competition's worlds to the ground then got caught burning down his own to fit in, and Floridaman is a teacher this time getting drunk going to his kids soccer game then being uninvited to Olive Garden and this was so upsetting he pulled a gun on his sleeping wife (ain't Florida a wonderful place)! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Dedication to a Wrong Turn / CBS News via MSN:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/missing-woman-survives-on-lollipops-and-wine-for-5-days-in-bushland/ar-AA1aTnp7?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR38htUgRhwXCBWwh_qYu-v6NGWoHoWxdTQdfsVo7MZsps_AGsTOA4d42PI&mibextid=Zxz2cZWrite What You Know / ABC:https://www.abc4.com/news/northern-utah/utah-woman-who-wrote-book-about-grief-following-husbands-death-charged-with-murder/?fbclid=IwAR0xDlhtPWMQj_MFk1irT7VrrTcKuJ21kJs_8JYa2m7cTGk8KFQOGULfYk0&mibextid=DcJ9fcBouncy Castle King Pin / The Canberra Times:https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8200477/bouncy-castle-king-jailed-for-burning-down-rivals/?fbclid=IwAR0ZoXrCL3e8ihdmp2brmBuQboUzfpuKSxSxWgfagnlPkCL9kZizPj3IyKA&mibextid=Zxz2cZFLORIDAMAN / Yahoo News:https://news.yahoo.com/teacher-points-gun-wife-she-220006375.html?_sc_token=v2%253AdxwaR7b01VRQXrVlZz_aKjJUyOGl_CwfvbJ_IzqyucsGH8ff9rsBNsJzKtoVeW2TnMv_-vyOtcnGcYWaVDmMzDHE_CxX1C1TaCC_5cCnug7fErI4O5--SuAf0Z86IFA1WmGcIXGRobxfZZBk2IqqGfASJ1np5BoW5DhKG6xyejoa96hFEFsRuOfY7gCl95PatnzxncYJYODD_cuB86gcKQ%253D%253D&utm_source&mibextid=DcJ9fcLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors lawn hit them in the head and you get 3 months!), Church raffles an AR15 flamethrower (Yeah I know that doesn't exist but that's what they give us to read, if given the option pick flamethrower though), Atlanta man was being evicted when the movers pulled a gun on him and stole his TV's (Police were there but then they left for apparently no reason but to let him get robbed by the "totally not a hitman team" Kils and Von), and TN hotel manager is in trouble when a guest woke up to find him sucking on their toes as they slept (New Nightmare Unlocked, we know). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:I Thought He had Antlers / Daily Voice:https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/adams/pa-hunter-who-shot-neighbor-in-head-instead-of-deer-learns-his-fate/?fbclid=IwAR0cQGViLL9pmyK0sj5m0Ozzm3hVm8Dc-VzeVWO9wqJcSTZ1HkvqdObZAUk&mibextid=DcJ9fcGiving Away a What?! / NBC:https://wnyt.com/top-stories/troy-church-raffling-off-free-ar-15-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR0x-oT3HZcnU-SDfUOYXxVik_WXzBKvHMapPzs0L48JJQkVQdKnc1_KkgY&mibextid=DcJ9fcRobbed or Evicted with Violence / WSBTV:https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/man-was-being-evicted-3-movers-pulled-guns-stole-his-tvs-police-say/5NS437DCTJCTFLYHES2QEME6KE/?fbclid=IwAR3cJcbitMrRB_t05N4msG6UMRCJ-Cuu_yxRAajjTnMWdKqZUJsO4l_NFW4&mibextid=DcJ9fcThe Best Part of Waking Up is a Weird Guy Sucking Toes / FOX17:https://fox17.com/news/local/nashville-middle-tennessee-tn-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-an-intruder-sucking-on-his-toes?mibextid=Zxz2cZ&fbclid=IwAR2Uu4y1-bqVvpwf1HKP6FwnEvOBVPfmIXGGo2PFSkNnS96NQfkfWYDOU5wLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat Lady"), Man in Tibet has a terrible hotel experience when he a dead body was found under his bed (he thought it was his feet and I don't want to think about how bad he smells if that seemed reasonable), and AU woman gets a 1 star review when she wouldn't deliver crystal meth. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:A lotsa Pasta / Lehigh Valley Live:https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2023/05/500-pounds-of-cooked-pasta-was-dumped-along-nj-stream-its-now-a-local-political-issue.html?fbclid=IwAR2xjYGh5BnhngKSzdUZJXq3ag6s0Cz55C47ZNfqrsfx0SdO09CPN3odNAI&mibextid=Zxz2cZCat Burglar / BBC:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65424870?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2JBO0QPjBemRXTIC4eD1WS-m6J4HFqWckWpsIlOMtwdEMnfvR9OHEsobE&mibextid=Zxz2cZIs that me or a dead body / WA Today:https://www.watoday.com.au/world/asia/body-discovered-under-bed-of-hotel-guest-who-feared-he-had-smelly-feet-20230503-p5d55k.html?fbclid=IwAR219zdSAa7UCY3FcGQCuS_J8KlPuRcXb5QTypxBqmQPHy_UpNtReK8klXA&mibextid=Zxz2cZDrug Hub / Sydney Morning Herald:https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/uber-eats-driver-s-one-star-review-for-refusing-to-deliver-crystal-meth-20230430-p5d4dd.html?fbclid=IwAR2ZTpAkxB1F3Pj2ptxTOlFdtYIKvKqL4xd1uy5caJC9mzoW9MoDbn5Ljm0&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was discovered in an illegal lunch seizure), and FL teacher is in trouble for hosting 30 second fights between 6th graders (Pre-Teen FIGHT CLUB). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Self Sacrifice / CBS: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/?fbclid=IwAR2iaifLbry51uK3MVp4UsIhrR4QknLkrAor3J8ExCJ-xxc4gEX1uoD9NW0&mibextid=Zxz2cZI'm not Single, I'm Jesus / Huffpost UK:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/church-of-england-offers-support-to-single-people-by-comparing-them-to-jesus/ar-AA1aqBM4?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR0MaakrCmz3JElZEyvIi5DxlnMaS2UPipWZgjrLi-abu9tqA0ryDo1NLIMQuesadilla with Extra Gun/ WLOX:https://www.wlox.com/2023/04/15/gun-found-quesadilla-leads-arrest-picayune/?fbclid=IwAR3_8OReUT59YwzVQR6EV0R35itArTsIGlEbFQsXMG9icbxdWev8-0sBz88&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lh14raenp4r0rfusl0dKiddy Fight Club / Yahoo News:https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-teacher-hosted-30-second-033841423.html?mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a flying cow that was hit by the approaching train (apparently this was completely unavoidable according to experts though it seems very avoidable), and an AZ man is arrested for baptizing himself naked (apparently you can't strip down and be closer to God). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Cocaine Hippos are a Menace / NBC -https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/one-pablo-escobars-cocaine-hippos-killed-hit-suv-colombia-rcna79420?fbclid=IwAR1B9J8w7GjnQF5iza2l_6-Z3IreLdauSkkQAw3ZRPlh46QsKN6Ea5KNFDQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZDid they say she can't use a car? / BBC -https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-65314241?fbclid=IwAR2kFI54z3KXgtVJ5eTDFRmzE3X9-HNTCY3TAorUdjOQvut2WFwHqrBW8EU&mibextid=Zxz2cZDeath By Flying Cow / India Today -https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20?fbclid=IwAR0vjFHTBeNK7P_ZiOVv3XSvVRfyKRAmtYZ2HPZPS5wV2sOBd8IaM1y4Fjo&mibextid=Zxz2cZNakedness is next to Godliness / Fox News -https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-man-arrested-baptizing-naked-church-fountain?fbclid=IwAR0V-v8dFHe2toNdTWPXwghCPEvfWGlqEOsI5S6WhLoP6xBGLxBGPY1m7eE&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't end in jail time...also don't chase down the person saying your gonna beat their ass), the Dalai Lama asks a boy to suck his tongue (that's honestly the whole story it's just weird and creepy), Japanese woman fired for putting her blood in cocktails (it was a Goth Girl Cafe, was she asked? Yes. Was she making Vampires? Maybe), and Man has a bizarre reason for masturbating BY public...his stomach really hurt. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:I mean do you want aliens / Dayton Daily News: https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/piqua-man-who-damaged-cell-towers-to-stop-the-aliens-pleads-guilty/6TSQTIV4E5EURJKHV3FOA2KWUY/?fbclid=IwAR2Z1Opupc5WFLLbykH6pwFBO_3Ok2gNGRrtgF1elz5ITmMejKJLA2SNQWM&mibextid=Zxz2cZFloridaman Food Fight / Local 10:https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/04/11/florida-man-arrested-after-wife-hit-with-flying-chicken-wings/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3iEHvqaOYFqdW7MyaPv6k3hCwk6-ZL3BZKt_FZQSz8bXIgf0Gva-EeXno&mibextid=Zxz2cZSuck his tongue?! / The Guardian:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/10/dalai-lama-apologises-kissing-boy-suck-his-tongue-video?s=08&fbclid=IwAR2NQGbQtzdMuu8CBNw4z5CAZiR1EfxGFIq0gv2JysO79MXrx4TPvkAn76I&mibextid=Zxz2cZMaking Vampires / MSN: https://www.msn.com/en-za/health/other/waitress-fired-for-making-cocktails-using-her-own-blood-in-japan/ar-AA19NSLV?fbclid=IwAR0DqQeK88N-akK3yODtlgp9sTAV2salDBGXI0NLcXmNbT0TQPARTHOfNOc&mibextid=Zxz2cZBizarre Masturbation / My Stateline: https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/man-gives-bizarre-reason-for-masturbating-in-public/?fbclid=IwAR2BQSL3eoQM5V7kFHVFAVy2gZqkH06DyRsnE0t_FnC6DqUqYWMGY8Mqx0s&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach claims he's from an Alternate Earth (and literally no one asked any more questions like not a single freaking question), Boston man tells a woman to take a bath and then throws a mystery liquid on her (and guess what...No follow questions! No clue what the liquid is no clue if anyone was hurt, nothing!), and lastly a man was living with a dead body in his home shot himself after police were called due to the stench (and you got it NO DAMN QUESTIONS! Nobody has seemed to try to look into figuring it out at all, just letting that be what it is!).Honestly reporters if you need us to just I don't know ask any probing questions while you're writing these articles hit us up...because IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO ASK A QUESTION!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:1: This Finger is My God Given Right / NPR:https://www.npr.org/2023/03/10/1162629535/canada-flipping-middle-finger-ruling-god-given-right?fbclid=IwAR3odIHgEJkceO_ZFdGwrN35Mcyu-FjHXIdRPzefzd9S7omdg7IAohdNxIM2: This isn't My Earth / CBS:https://cbs12.com/news/local/naked-man-jason-smith-nude-palm-beach-different-earth-indecent-exposure-taboo-restaurant-worth-avenue-march-10-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0NxM9CxPf1OKR8kIuyMSNvBMnh8yduCpKQ-HBHKsh8jJJlpZsrINX5TQA3: Threat or Suggestion / Daily Voice:https://dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/suffolk/police-fire/take-a-bath-boston-man-says-before-spraying-woman-with-unknown-liquid-tpd/857732/?fbclid=IwAR2yqh04Kb7GbZqq6vKeLytQ3qbiwxUPHu3Bhr7EaFaQ9hS3flkxkIHkKUc4: Just Living with a Corpse / San Diego Union Tribune:https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2023-03-12/sheriff-man-fatally-shoots-self-after-living-with-corpse?fbclid=IwAR3vkxDW4nUW36vU7WqUSHcqzw_IGaDyTUlzhlts-3EnBgFqdPcbEgMY0q8Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over for trying to eat her chips (he takes full responsibility for his mistake though), nearly invincible super pigs from Canada are invading the US, and an Irish chicken with a violent past killed it's owner (or his roommate did it and framed the poor John Wick of Chickens, people don't ask enough questions). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Dubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:How does one eat pie disrespectfully / NBC:https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2023/02/17/fort-myers-man-arrested-after-disrespectfully-consuming-key-lime-pie/Don't Touch the Ladies Food / 9News:https://www.9news.com.au/national/woman-faces-court-accused-of-trying-to-run-down-partner-in-adelaide-after-argument/7df3fc86-5ed7-48df-9001-e06e12edf96eInvincible Super Pigs / Popular Mechanics: http://popm.ch/oblX5GI?fbclid=IwAR25g-DJrGnKkWhvXBSIcsaeSw__al5Pq668LlyNypCixhxnMZgR_64Kq00&mibextid=Zxz2cZI’m a Rooster with a Bad Attitude and Checkered Past / Fox News:https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court.amp?fbclid=IwAR1SmsMqkjBvOY2W6gjDfrh0U5GIqaqDb6f1PX6XnMXnSfhSl8MujwinitULearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arrest him, a Brazilian Lawyer Doctor gets shot by his own gun due to an MRI (4 working theories ranking from Embarrassment, Final Destination, Vengeful Ghost, or Invisible Hit Squad...all equally valid), and WI woman that killed and dismembered her boyfriend attacks her lawyer (either helping or hurting her mentally incapable plea). And have we mentioned #FuckWendy's! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:How Does This Butt Pill Work?! / WSAZ:https://www.wsaz.com/2023/02/08/drug-free-relief-chronic-constipation-may-come-form-vibrating-pill/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0giBJoidJCuYyvuZ7UUvy-YS-acnjKExSTfojMSQ1Hj2QmetVsSVPHM40&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lea6puxj5wh4lhp1azActivate Attack Cat / WSMV:https://www.wsmv.com/2023/02/09/man-uses-cat-attack-officers-downtown-nashville-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR18wfNBwRUrz1-Nj-Svk4e8Hgh4ZvObTeFv5RGupEEI71qy6FGcN_Tuxgw&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lea6qk41ihkd8yu0aeiFinal Destinationed / MSN:https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/lawyer-dies-after-gun-triggered-by-hospital-mri-scanner/ar-AA17inns?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=afb85a47d5204e97986315135a1f3192&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2qeDxeQ-Rr4t85gOAqeXvv898P1vjlpG3cYO39UKJ-klgITOZsv91l22M&mibextid=Zxz2cZShe's Crazy But This Probably Wont Help / MSN:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-accused-of-decapitating-lover-attacks-own-attorney-in-court/ar-AA17ux8y?fbclid=IwAR0hcxomrB7SdEO0ypWbIX2rvwaTPPwKcFsZpHZMA1eoBBq4RWNe18ME7RI&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the head off of a python during a domestic disturbance (play our favorite Floridaman Game: Meth, Flakka or Bath Salts), and a Teen boy wanted to experiment and decided the best tool for the job as a golf ball and it didn't go well (Don't stick stuff up your butt that doesn't have a handle). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Not the Waifus / Japan Today:https://japantoday.com/category/crime/japanese-police-file-charges-against-illegal-anime-girl-huggy-pillow-cover-seller-1?mibextid=S66gvFFlexseal can fix any Damage / The Guardian:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/feb/01/royal-navy-orders-investigation-into-nuclear-submarine-repaired-with-glue?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other&fbclid=IwAR2MRctdR65rsANaaVTJpY-e4Yu_8rqPCBc67P15lT4nA3LBLMmGxyB_ICg&mibextid=Zxz2cZFloridaman Decided Snakes for Dinner / Local 10 News:https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/31/cutler-bay-man-bites-off-pythons-head-in-domestic-dispute-police-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1vcqIZb_sm7clLxFtI6ggsP--IrUAlNaP5laJ640p_lmWkOzg_Geo7e_E&mibextid=S66gvFButt Hole in 1 / The NY Post:https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/teen-lands-bizarre-hole-in-one-in-his-butt-how-docs-got-it-out/amp/?fbclid=IwAR3EcKuUEaCHTOBv4B5nnmEzQ30lj1BTvPyrXRRkKvL0l1ecJtyP3uV4q5M&mibextid=Zxz2cZLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (definitely getting even scarier Australian animals from this), a Chicago woman is in trouble for stabbing 4 random people right after getting out on bail for stabbing a random person (if at first you don't succeed stab stab again), and tech company CEO is in hot water after quoting MLK in an email laying off 7% of their workforce (for doing such a good job and proving how good of a leader she is). We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Fish Crimes/ Techspot: https://www.techspot.com/news/97334-pet-fish-commits-credit-card-fraud-owner-using.html?fbclid=IwAR2N7Zf90AsbrPq3vwBexmDWcQX6c2NPPxpBwb3cKdiw5YEtkUOUmfePczE&mibextid=Zxz2cZIf you find it please don’t touch/ AP News: https://apnews.com/article/science-oddities-australia-government-perth-western-d44bde9c94e68ff4e22820474b67e832?fbclid=IwAR2EW9TYXKSlIvoZdpScC4Cf-Bywik3WDzWi_CGtBU2RCQJdA8utP0VGDj0&mibextid=Zxz2cZIf at first you don’t succeed / CWB Chicago:https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html?fbclid=IwAR0O7YG-c3utBgOsNR5EHEY8Lgl24D0Q6drFzFXqtq1oUnOXz5QDAn3_T50&mibextid=Zxz2cZI had a dream that none of you worked here / Fox 29: https://www.fox29.com/news/pagerduty-ceo-apologizes-for-quoting-martin-luther-king-jr-in-layoff-email-to-staff?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0iQ6cAEFvr25H_Ef7FF2LeXvdH9qyd7BIShLFBh6SqpcYV9ujXV60SxAo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#ldnf21zo4lkfhf5hitxLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsuit (apparently you can have more work experience than life experience), PA man threatens to blow up a courthouse and eat a sheriff (not even at a courthouse or talking to a sheriff we don't know why he even mentioned it), KS man is shot in the back by a dog (apparently not in his truck, not his dog, not his gun, not his day...Also there was a witness that was equally unhelpful. Pretty sure its a K9 assassin), Canadian Woman is suing arena for getting drunk and blowing up houses after crashing and causing $15Million in damage (Yeah it is that crazy!). Also Kyle has a brand new exciting and terrible business proposition; are you willing to invest in a mandatory and involuntary Sobering Room to be installed in all bars in America? Yeah didn't think so! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:5K Happy Meal / WSBT:https://wsbt.com/news/local/elkhart-mcdonalds-mistakenly-gives-customer-5k-with-food-viral-video-tiktok-fast-food?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3DVwfop7Pq8m2cDG1yhb_sKWAkvAy4QNXwgGY7siKdQqZRYvB9_fUuCMM&mibextid=Zxz2cZApparently Not Too Young for Government Work / Fox News:https://fox2now.com/news/fox-files/modot-argues-unborn-baby-in-fatal-work-zone-was-state-worker/?fbclid=IwAR1F2EtI6EVauhI6NiaaeLQapjDhMrCp8k9JHKM4A2whp5eoQw9Gjv0EuBM&mibextid=Zxz2cZBomb Threat & Eat the Sheriff / WJACTV: https://wjactv.com/news/local/man-charged-for-threatening-to-blow-up-bedford-county-courthouse-eat-sheriff-psp-say?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0sgwQ2H6BDWY_Wb_uZu0TDGj3xK60w5fbbF176_Z_jGntn7WBcln8GEGQ&mibextid=S66gvFDoggy’s got a gun / SKY News:https://news.sky.com/story/kansas-man-dies-after-being-shot-by-dog-in-truck-police-say-12794977Why would you make me do that / Local 12:https://local12.com/news/nation-world/woman-sues-concert-venue-drunk-driving-arrest-explosion-house-injuries-damages-destroyed-daniella-leis-shawn-budweiser-gardens-arena-london-ontario-marilyn-mansen-show?fbclid=IwAR1L_UFs7lLi9pRonIMGCzdqrUER4a4YzlmLREv67Vv0hFzOrapsPS4DtEg&mibextid=S66gvF#Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special crossover episode between Rum Runnas Podcast, Dark Rum Podcast and Talk Shonen! Jarred, Kyle and Matt come together to talk about and give their opinion on a movie near and dear to Kyle's Heart: The Wraith (1986)! The guys discuss this 80's B-Movie starring Charlie Sheen all while reacting to it and rewatching it in real time as the show goes on. Hear their opinions, likes dislikes, gut reactions and reactions upon revisiting to this genre bending Horror/Sci-Fi/Action Revenge/Racing/Love Story. Full of cool 80's cars, ridiculous gang members, completely unnecessary nudity, little explanation, magic space alien tech, 80's SFX, and terrible brothers!Follow Us @Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darkrumpodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/darkrumpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/talk_shonen/Twitter: https://twitter.com/talkshonenSend your stories to:[email protected] Support Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNdubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rum Runnas is currently in a time of transition and during that time production is bit more difficult, but here is a re-release of one of our hilarious previous episodes to hold you over until we're back up and running so check it out if you missed it the first time around or just revisit and enjoy.On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old phone in an attempt get custody (long story short: don't do that it hasn't gone well for her), a 60 year old man dies of a heart attack while trying to dispose of the body of a woman he just killed in an act of instant universal karma or they were spies and the CIA got them (new theory Rum Runnas Razer the most complicated explanation must be correct), and a cybernetics company gave 350 people suffering from different levels of blindness new cybernetic eyes (yay!) but now they can support the eyes anymore and those people are going blind irrevocably blind! Also more math than has ever been on this show about the plausibility of the Matrix human battery idea!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/ Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNDubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva:https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1609168/nursery-rhymes-vegan-makeover-peta?fbclid=IwAR3V8gr6Cm1ycKW1gDVSDeWOwmtytHEjLKccgn6Rdse81u46hthwfllUmvY#l3605qz14diwis90nbElementary School Parties Hard / Fox Newshttps://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/05/wife-filled-husbands-phone-with-child-porn-in-attempt-to-get-custody-of-children-oklahoma-police-say.html?outputType=amp&fbclid=IwAR3rvvDwALzYg918P2z5BrMUrqQViyy8P5SdmrWOWA-U0aeYTp8DS142yckInstant Karma / Tri-City Herald:https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uUPure Evil / Futurism: https://futurism.com/neoscope/bionic-eye-implants-expire?utm_campaign=trueanthem_AI&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=futurism&fbclid=IwAR38o_6VtXiLwD-rikupO3fi4yoxuGAyAmO_Zeu0v7qH9TEosDICGsnZAuILearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: LV man takes a camel through the drive thru at in-n-out for fries probably for the camel, NJ mall is thrown into a panic after people think a popcorn machine is gunshots, Welsh cancer fund manager invests hundreds of thousands into a giant dragon statue, TX high school golf team is greeted by strippers on the course but then the coaches made them leave, and AU woman just learns how to walk and immediately is hit by a rollercoaster! Also what are your thoughts: are abandoned kids orphans or should they get their own title? We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Our Partner Links:Amazon.com: https://amzn.to/3SqtRQNdubby.gg: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/RUMRUNNAS?ref=RumRunnas Coupon Code RUMRUNNASCanva: https://partner.canva.com/mgVd7ZSquadCast.fm: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylorPodbean: https://www.podbean.com/rumrunnasFeatured Stories / Sources:Camel Drive Thru / ABC:https://abc7.com/las-vegas-camel-caught-on-video-in-n-out-burger/12297173/?fbclid=IwAR3rQgdGq0n1ATdb2_jzEfCbIAEorU0nbsOaNz0OSI7i3mAABrxmLeP5iyUPopcorn Gun Shots / NJ.com:https://www.nj.com/hudson/2022/10/social-media-runs-rampant-with-claims-of-active-shooter-at-jersey-city-mall-but-it-was-only-a-popcorn-machine.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3y_kZ2XQAHL9R4eJxZdOTpZZIb0x_F9HzD-zRVU2TVjFjMIGtebC1tDXETerrible but are they making Dragons / BBC:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-63071584?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=KARANGA&fbclid=IwAR2_XbRjnPS9cX6n_FQBEMPDjoGOZ5WLdJKNBgjnRVM5AlKC24xErxC0g8kStrippers for the High School Golf Team / Fox News:https://www.fox4news.com/news/adult-entertainment-club-event-austin-texas-golf-course-high-school-team-vista-ridge?fbclid=IwAR331idPaAfTdaOZX9zUCdDNa7YUuV8XQXfwXOmYPLJ5VGEvUbPSU1k0kqwShe Just Learned To WALK / AL.com:https://www.al.com/life/2022/09/woman-who-just-learned-to-walk-after-car-crash-hit-by-rollercoaster-after-being-on-track-video-shows.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1qdZYIOsgDfezHu4qUI6KLOUBqQT_qQPvid_pE4fHI-Bv_EtqXQJWuiqQLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering probably one of the most perplexing sets of stories they've ever read everything from: A LA bound flight is the scene of a fight when one man said "no more will our ability to use the bathroom be determined by our financial standing in life" and one flight attendant said "you shall not pass" (they couldn't get along till they hopped off the plane at LAX), Vancouver City Council Candidate was a buyer because many people buy things and he's bought things in the past so it's ok to poop in your tenants house to establish dominance, villagers in India take 30 people hostage to either fix or build a road in front of a gas station that may or may not have been on a road, Accidental real news from Detroit where a man that should have been definitely charged with something previously but wasn't killed and ate a man (who unfortunately was named) Kevin Bacon, and finally a Woman got real sick cause her Dog diarrhea'd in he mouth. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:1st Class Toilet Fight / The Liberty Line:https://thelibertyline.com/2022/09/22/passenger-punches-flight-attendant/?fbclid=IwAR2Lwev2E9yYWFoaHy2-UIu6rXfkxda-G1qkvXRtvAEl8ghBhOe-Wxc8oFQESTABLISH DOMINANCE / Vancouver is Awesome:https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/bc-news/take-a-poop-to-assert-ownership-during-eviction-says-vancouver-city-council-candidate-5833670?fbclid=IwAR0gAMO8H3Myk4RaQL0bxVuZF0uMGBGyLjNc5FGyNRWjUc2xmWDAN9CbQpAThe Road Patch Incident / India Times:https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/wtf/gurugram-villagers-force-authorities-construct-road-at-gunpoint-580468.html?fbclid=IwAR1-CtE5L2I0j3ASrGnqJJTzuW0h50UJXudrVQHYTnb2sCggh3-ToXLrazUThe Eating of Kevin Bacon / Fox News 2:https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/michigan-cannibal-mark-latunski-pleads-guilty-to-murder-of-kevin-bacon?fbclid=IwAR1D36GUJHR9soQJ0eylvHQpofRj1Q_1VhoXLDUep7TPImDQ5KgF6aMPWfw#l8kb388apzydyioxwrDog Poop Doesn't Digest Well / Indy 100:https://www.indy100.com/viral/woman-hospital-dog-poo-face?fbclid=IwAR1TuoIg9A_i0K1fMqOo8-R0ihULCYOB42AJtQ2ZzxZJCYlCQgCIN_lrkRw#l8kb25xdwydwibi05fjLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a 66 year old woman sets a terrible world record for most batteries that needed to be removed from inside of her, COO of Beyond Meat ironically takes a bite out of a man after a fight in a parking lot (#EatPlantsNotPeople), CA woman fakes her kidnapping to get back with her ex (apparently it worked for awhile at least), Man in India gets an 8in deodorant can stuck up his butt (phallic things really need a stopper at the end), and Ghana man "cuts off his own" penis while dreaming about slaughtering a goat his wife was away when it happened but things aren't adding up.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:Not a good World Record/Huffington Post:https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-remove-46-batteries-from-woman_n_63260a7ae4b027aa4066ae8eEats Plants Not People / Fox News 24:https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/beyond-meat-coo-arrested-for-biting-mans-nose-near-razorback-stadium/?fbclid=IwAR1AksaU9KsgdiX_zWMbQSv_18WIJDSSuwMcyrhzrxSGF52N-RpTWHAPSfcI was Kidnapped Take Me Back / NPR:https://www.npr.org/2022/09/20/1124104521/sherri-papini-kidnapping-hoax-sentenceStop Putting Cylindrical Things In Your BUTT / New York Post:https://nypost.com/2022/09/15/man-had-8-inch-deodorant-can-lodged-up-butt-for-3-weeks/?fbclid=IwAR2FQxmDmJyTER8kTEuWjJP5UFz8cl5Q-HuCbXGSEKbB24ikMoYHkKfRPzcObligatory Penis Story (from last week) / ABC News:https://abcnews4.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-chops-off-his-own-penis-during-dream-about-slaughtering-goat-reports-say-ghana-kofi-atta-wofa-atta-assin-fosu-genitals-bleedingLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for!On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! Cheating allegations where someone not involved decided one of them cheated through the use of anal beads, AR Man claims to be both Jesus and then Satan before cutting off his own leg in front of his 5yr old, WV Man beats PA man with a Cinderblock over food tons of different types of assault, and of course our obligatory penis story! Teen has to have USB cable surgically removed from his penis through his taint! That's not how you measure!!!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodSupport Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:Coming back with all the Drugs / CBS News 8: https://www.8newsnow.com/crime/speeding-woman-on-cocaine-kills-drunk-driver-high-on-meth-in-north-las-vegas-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR0CrQok_2WRoEJe74yWTtF8SEb4yJGagZoEduhx_zjd9a4JOw3UzH-2TskAnal Beads Check and Mate / Riverfront Times:https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/player-at-st-louis-chess-cup-accused-of-using-anal-beads-to-cheat-38449269?fbclid=IwAR2_o9ECahaWW1mIWESrcsL05vxrFa9vfhu-XtQWeNPemuiPXSAVC6emS4YThey Call Me...Jesus Satan / Fox 8: https://myfox8.com/news/crime/arkansas-man-called-himself-jesus-satan-before-cutting-off-own-leg-in-front-of-child-affidavit/?fbclid=IwAR3h-roZAPVdTF8txSrnkcHKygFOc2KDW7DQw60nf6fUtJvdRfe8FqjuT0YFood-fight < Cinderblock Fight / CBS WTAJ: https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/argument-over-food-leads-to-cinder-block-fight-in-bedford-county/?ipid=promo-link-block1&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0xov4co4K1eDfCok_poLXa0BOQ-93J_C7jicS3cGX9Oo5eytYaM96stxgObligatory Penis Story! / Indy 100: https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/teenager-measure-penis-usb-cable?fbclid=IwAR1mFyLIiw4-C4grZ1voYflviZpYFuQ9efWS9AtckyeixK30Y3ajIrVE038Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he accidentally gave a 4 year old a vasectomy, PA man has the cops called on him for being naked at a hotel but when the cops get there they take his side, UK police officer is "sacked" after reaching into another officer's pants grabbing his penis and screaming "It's a small one!", and finally an Elephant in India travels 200km finds a woman at a watering hole tramples her to death then returns to her funeral just to trample her corpse we're not saying this woman did something to this elephant but I mean it seems a lot like this woman did something to this elephant (or looked like someone that did) or it's an Elephant War in India and in that case Stay Strong and Stay the Hell Away from Elephants.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod You can support the show by using the following affiliate links:Canva: https://www.canva.com/pricing/?clickId=UgSUrBXDTxyIR-B2Vz2IbyxVUkD2vw1iEWkVz00&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Rum%20Runnas%20Entertainment%20LLC._3480640&irgwc=1Squadcast: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylor&fbclid=IwAR0jGBH-mX77fBMH48nVogwCmT9vtaeFOmHkrPU_TvTo0zMnerTLMr8GMq4 Featured Stories / Sources:It's Hot So I Must Go Fast / MPRNews:https://www.mprnews.org/story/2022/06/16/charges-motorcyclist-clocked-at-144-mph-said-he-was-going-fast-because-it-was-hot?fbclid=IwAR152VNlM249RTmoVaiclBe3nimaYOMmFxoBlXKMahERqtJs5MDNEvIOKN4&fs=e&s=clWasn't Supposed to Snip That / Fox News:https://www.fox7austin.com/news/houston-4-year-old-unintentional-vasectomy-during-hernia-surgery?taid=62a800c7b64e860001a9f654&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1Sfwa4dfuS_AFJ096wnwAaXwZ4ZUoOFwkWXzAPTZjSsCwk_i10S9Ymho4&fs=e&s=clThis naked man has a point / Pennlive: https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/06/a-central-pa-hotel-called-police-on-a-naked-man-running-around-the-cops-sided-with-the-man.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=fb&utm_campaign=penn_consider_traffic&utm_term=pen_new+users_remarketing_pa_paid&utm_content=article_subex-nakedman&fbclid=IwAR0FMO1ZuJ79FME0lAy9n-wDTeu4bZH6siPRKQ8ZS3cziJT1VnqALIy8ZKI_aem_AV6EAvOxOn-ASR-9TVjFE1JzN_eQPON_uzdJ0vHOt3Nhb8Fo6jOtqfrPxR9aiUnVl1MKSU7u4tTTd1TsKaBc0WZrhX3loUwY-hsi5NazL9w5Xf0pS6KjD1xCHcvtf6HnlScDefinite HR Violation / Manchester Evening News:https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-officer-who-touched-colleagues-24262909?fbclid=IwAR3uF9VeaxP7Anp_tgTJ4rPqGusnunBfsHOshRgA4v6stCzOAcqLeMi9vaU&fs=e&s=cl#l4n3x5wn3h6prscl8mzAn Elephant Never Forgets or Forgives / Independent:https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-kills-woman-india-tramples-corpse-b2099464.html?fbclid=IwAR1jcCEj2i8GdsJSqE8KoD8INEoylF1JPGlvzKYYPg-5rgyCxAQz312V9rM&fs=e&s=clLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, German Woman is in love with a plane she has sexual relations with models of it and spends what has to be exorbitant amounts of money to fly around inside of it in what has to be an insanely expensive relationship, UT attorney is accused by Sherriff that he is guilty of sexually abusing children and comes back with he's not murdering and eating kids not 100% sure but we're pretty sure he definitely killed and ate them, Floridawoman is performing Oral on the man driving which leads to a head on collision and some vague mention of injuries to his penis area due to it being in her mouth so we're pretty sure he has no penis anymore, and Climate Change is forcing Polar Bears south and Grizzlies North and they are meeting falling in love and have babies which were terribly named Pizzly Bears (I'm motioning for Grolar Bears but that's just me) these Pizzly Bears are better at surviving than both their parents and some D-Bag scientist had the nerve to say the only thing special about it is it exists...Screw that mean scientist!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod You can support the show by using the following affiliate links:Canva: https://www.canva.com/pricing/?clickId=UgSUrBXDTxyIR-B2Vz2IbyxVUkD2vw1iEWkVz00&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=Rum%20Runnas%20Entertainment%20LLC._3480640&irgwc=1Squadcast: https://squadcast.fm/?ref=kylenaylor&fbclid=IwAR0jGBH-mX77fBMH48nVogwCmT9vtaeFOmHkrPU_TvTo0zMnerTLMr8GMq4 Featured Stories / Sources:Angry Dancing in a Museum / ArtNet: https://news.artnet.com/art-world/man-dallas-museum-smashed-artifacts-2125239?fbclid=IwAR3mzcNl8Wk-31RKjuCv0cTcN0NSpDTEiA7L6o-LtI8A103aUjAn3CWsrwo_aem_AejDxdbc7N7Oh5GVxembnl4W5XGCCAx4McA9BKKCdCo_7aqnmLD1kEhfIvvrHmeycoswFDVYTJrrJlN1155B2N844wQzxPYv6m4jWCBq7mOn5RwQQz8I-nSh3n88AZbDJMY&fs=e&s=clI love lamp…I mean plane / Wales Online: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sexually-attracted-inanimate-24112766?fbclid=IwAR3cPfRJed3FGhD3ow_klXN9f18s65M-4ZoF6OTRe9nwkkD2gljG4826p0M&fs=e&s=clDefinitely Maybe Might Be A Cannibal / KSLNews: https://kslnewsradio.com/1969649/utah-county-attorney-says-hes-been-wrongly-accused-of-cannibalism/?fbclid=IwAR03eWv30Jw_hOORqENnv5wh-Ivi3FwK301sz-NRbyCA6Lf_iz_t1IBEucg&fs=e&s=clShe Definitely Bit Off That Penis / Local 10 News:https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/?fbclid=IwAR1rHJLfW_mGGW1Efn2qiitSdfa43nxqbpRe1ASLvXaHAMUyQvzFsqNiEbY&fs=e&s=clPizzly Bears / BGR:https://bgr.com/science/polar-bears-and-grizzlies-are-mating-to-create-giant-hybrids-and-humans-are-to-blame/?fbclid=IwAR3P_MQQvYETeut5mcScQsvT2kKPkyJNWihqFhtZW7-pDZwJxfWbPmi0OcU&fs=e&s=clLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it's ghosts and fire beats ghosts, Winnie the Pooh is now no longer under Disney copyright and people immediately want to make a horror film with the characters and it looks terrible bot because of nostalgia but because it just looks bad, In Africa a sheep rammed an old woman who later died immediately and said sheep was sentenced to 3 years in jail we don't see it going well for the sheep, Baltimore MD man just died from being murdered 11 years ago following a gun shot to the head...time is fluid, and Floridaman crashes because in all honesty he was smoking his meth pipe.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:Fire Fights Ghosts/ ABC: https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-city-house-car-fire/40126956?fbclid=IwAR0_IjTRYvvVla9d2kzG4UPg3hFLI06n_kQv05WvlE9MMDgM3mPnsWQu2Pc&fs=e&s=clEvil Pooh Looks Bad / Independent:https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-b2087809.html?fbclid=IwAR2e_YsXul-eJfzBhxFVJB5DW2on7xqo9y0sZ-8PhP2W_dqcyNo9pka-f6w&fs=e&s=clSheep Go To Jail / NBC: https://nbcmontana.com/news/offbeat/sheep-arrested-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison-for-killing-a-woman-africa-sudan-ram-police-chief-major-elijah-mabor?fbclid=IwAR2Z2oMMlCjQ2wc5rfP3Yj0p1ErkqjHRk5BUDo66GCGyPlqo7NRn-rOecPs&fs=e&s=clBullet With Your Name On It / Daily Voice:https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/baltimore/news/baltimore-man-dies-11-years-after-being-shot-case-upgraded-to-homicide-police/833656/?fbclid=IwAR11_Ad4toXvw10-vT3XhAf41iXW0QOduC2iR1JIAynC-A9IvFCwucnCgaw&fs=e&s=clFloridaman / Fox News:https://www.fox13news.com/news/i-was-smoking-my-meth-pipe-florida-man-totals-tractor-trailer-during-delivery-to-publix-shopping-center?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ymDUKcxtOFG2UXa8JtZfYkuKKaDiI5EYCH5VuyVJmfi21Mbk8iUqj7Vs&fs=e&s=clLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at McDonalds that happened hours later and directly across the street (Fast food war? Too early to tell.), Thieves in India return statues after having a Tell Tale Heart moment they plead to take back the statues to stop the nightmares (Definitely cursed statues), OnlyFans creator's Instagram was taken down and she knew only one way to get it back initiate Operation Bang Every Facebook Employee I Find Until My Instagram Works Again (not creatively named but highly effective), and Cambodian government pleads for people to stop picking penis plants because they're going extinct (prompting the creation of Rum Runnas Newest Charity: Plant More Plants!).We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:Lady Lightning / WTAE:https://www.wtae.com/article/north-huntingdon-15-year-old-girl-struck-by-lightning/40015046?fbclid=IwAR1FuWgy7dATcZZ6TEzyUM-CWYjkBBHcOys2TcthzAD0kmVVyLx11lWEzK4#Fast Food War / Atlanta Journal Constitution:https://www.ajc.com/news/crime/police-shooting-at-mcdonalds-not-related-to-taco-bell-shooting-yards-away/WE6NTOMLCJCM7GKGNFUPPGWCUY/?fbclid=IwAR3Jk6EcLmhguqpYYjdNRg8lpDLmNFwZj7iXy-AlgBHwJ1i4qhDNftzmxMEReturned the Demons / The Guardian:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/17/were-fed-up-with-scary-dreams-thieves-return-temple-treasures?fbclid=IwAR2zzLQjP2qLLkbOgb2Ct-CBKWPfUuSYoZNRicb1CyxQlrYdQiWzip5SScwSex is the Most Effective Bargaining Chip / Futurism:https://futurism.com/the-byte/instagram-reinstated-sex-facebook-employees?utm_campaign=trueanthem_manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3n5MGJmLZAfNKhCY43ds2AiJCCP60IC6TJMQ2OgAucIQ7oJoJ4Gvw3J78Don’t Touch the Penis Plants / Live Science:https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked?fbclid=IwAR3tNGHzGn1SGYnR-xa5Zx96kwkXkf75lEbjaomxfmks7Po3-BovTxpYJfILearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old phone in an attempt get custody (long story short: don't do that it hasn't gone well for her), a 60 year old man dies of a heart attack while trying to dispose of the body of a woman he just killed in an act of instant universal karma or they were spies and the CIA got them (new theory Rum Runnas Razer the most complicated explanation must be correct), and a cybernetics company gave 350 people suffering from different levels of blindness new cybernetic eyes (yay!) but now they can support the eyes anymore and those people are going blind irrevocably blind! Also more math than has ever been on this show about the plausibility of the Matrix human battery idea!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1609168/nursery-rhymes-vegan-makeover-peta?fbclid=IwAR3V8gr6Cm1ycKW1gDVSDeWOwmtytHEjLKccgn6Rdse81u46hthwfllUmvY#l3605qz14diwis90nbElementary School Parties Hard / Fox Newshttps://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/05/wife-filled-husbands-phone-with-child-porn-in-attempt-to-get-custody-of-children-oklahoma-police-say.html?outputType=amp&fbclid=IwAR3rvvDwALzYg918P2z5BrMUrqQViyy8P5SdmrWOWA-U0aeYTp8DS142yckInstant Karma / Tri-City Herald:https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uUPure Evil / Futurism: https://futurism.com/neoscope/bionic-eye-implants-expire?utm_campaign=trueanthem_AI&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=futurism&fbclid=IwAR38o_6VtXiLwD-rikupO3fi4yoxuGAyAmO_Zeu0v7qH9TEosDICGsnZAuILearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or might be robbery - they're still at large), IA court for some reason imputed into their public court system that the prosecution on over 100 court cases was Easter Santa Bunny (He can hide eggs and candy all over in one day, you think he can't pass the bar and get you locked up think again), CA woman is a bit too attached to her phone diving head first into a 500 gallon waste tank of a WA outhouse and gets stuck for over an hour (WARNING: this story is icky yucky gross), OH woman is arrested for allegedly stabbing a man in the butt TWICE while he was trying to pee this raised so many questions and theories but the news didn't feel like investigating at all it seems, and finally NZ jockey and racehorse both test positive for meth...and apparently this is like an ongoing issue in NZ?!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:Goldilocks Bandits / The Daily Voice: https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/prince-georges/police-fire/intruders-caught-sleeping-on-homeowners-bed-after-stealing-all-their-stuff-police/831293/?fbclid=IwAR0spngGPM90kYchbXbSEcYN-D-0QAVutO2oaMZEseSmVxfaR4O70NSwryUMeet my Lawyer...The Easter Bunny! / Des Moines Register: https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2022/04/21/easter-bunny-listed-prosecutor-hundreds-iowa-court-cases-polk-county/7399856001/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0sNWB8V_3P37D_UN3ccgeDZF2nwFzHeF5U8PPUi5nImZ8RajF1Q4aEPPo#l2lz6r5jw3glkp1mf4fIcky Yucky Gross She Got The Poo On Her / The Press Enterprise: https://www.pe.com/2022/04/22/california-woman-drops-phone-into-outhouse-falls-in-headfirst-and-gets-stuck/?fbclid=IwAR3vTOIt-dqd-ms_IvuTN0KbWAD1g_-dourb7V-EqzpRuIsbKrSTbj8HGVYThe Butt Stabbing Ninja / ABC News: https://www.13abc.com/2022/04/25/woman-charged-after-stabbing-man-urinal-buttocks/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2kHI_2qdVVwHFFgVWlQeNA7cFlSG-MbO00NyFjFo5uivR0F1zFYq-ppYYMeth Squared Wins Races / Otago Daily Times: https://www.odt.co.nz/sport/racing/trainer-racehorse-both-test-positive-meth?fbclid=IwAR1LT76paNbdYwvTtXeT6jwS_8R4Toslnj_g5J8oHzE_NMB4RT6QGKntHo8#l2lzag2dx6l43188g4nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with weed (much over-reaction ensued), TN Senator says The Homeless should be like Hitler...Never thought I'd hear anyone say that (and I probably shouldn't have ever), Detroit Red Wing's Zamboni Driver (known for waving around Octopus that people throw on the ice) is fired for peeing in a drain when he thought he was alone clearly discrimination but the real question is Why Do These People Have Octopus and Why Are They Throwing Them, Floridaman (who has to be the Illegal Golf Cart Kingpin of the US) is busted putting his multi year multi state golf cart stealing rampage to an end and toppling his golf cart empire.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:Trapped In The Carwash / USA TODAY: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/19/man-dies-car-wash-california/7367618001/?fbclid=IwAR3oYwRua9xwuJmf7__vQZh6CeiRRUH6c1qKojMpoBfP849uKuvf5Gcs5MQDrugging Their Wedding Guests / USA TODAY: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/21/florida-bride-marijuana-laced-food/7393342001/?fbclid=IwAR3KibeLznwo_r0ZSp7BlhmVl6I5lHMSjCoWB3WRk_YUjf4j0ZsqqOHtzisThe Homeless Should Be Like Hitler / The Hill: https://thehill.com/news/state-watch/3267283-tennessee-state-senator-offers-hitler-as-inspiration-to-homeless/?fbclid=IwAR1FguBT2wbJcOMlIVAjiJ2XyVu8Pwp8iCDs3IC6Bqr2hlPsyOprV6h5O54Don't Fire the Peeing Zamboni Man / ESPN: https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/33778568/detroit-red-wings-octopi-twirling-zamboni-driver-al-sobotka-says-was-fired-urinating-drain-files-discrimination-lawsuit?fbclid=IwAR2MtKZ7gPMqHc8kMt99EdFrMlGYPvqhLXoqENwXh5263lLBGOZEmKw5FqcThe Golf Cart Kingpin Gets Busted / AP News: https://apnews.com/article/florida-minnesota-fargo-north-dakota-theft-6af2131702ea103a7c61528681dbfbaf?fbclid=IwAR25ETSNljKlZJANuMaJ8hwLncFoSQP2GLFzX7fR5g6gNE4k8nUjh9sadHM#l2c69yfrhgrcesyacolLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a wall and vandalizes a dealership and steals a Gold Mercedes, TX Man beats his roommate with a stick prompting his roommate to retaliate with a bat...oh yeah this was over what mosquitos look like, UT woman kills two cyclists because she was uncontrollably pooping in her pants (we're not sure if the poop came before or after the hit and run), and Floridawoman puts a boy in a dryer seemingly for fun (and apparently this happens so much they have the normal bruising on file).We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:HAHA That's Not Weed / Daily Star:https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bloke-scammed-buying-celery-instead-26691209?fbclid=IwAR0RmNoMoXDqfFEF_0uS3c5Dl6-w50EwC6RKHj7jj6fM7MRuTDOjyWmfSfUSuperwoman Breaks Through a Wall / ABC:https://abc13.com/texas-trust-auto-sales-burglary-video-theft/11738834/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1BHJcQHMc68DIauBQ6_NSWpWTqHoBFLfjnFfRm0wXvSBsikm1hi_YD6yABattle of Escalation & Mosquitos / CNN:https://www.wbng.com/2022/04/11/man-accused-beating-roommate-over-mosquito-argument/?fbclid=IwAR0BhvzOAgG7oabEBZF05syTpJ0WOl9AtvPE6WEdY4HdkTgRW-uWG8AgZRwPoopy Pants = Death / CBS:https://kutv.com/news/local/arrest-report-woman-accused-of-killing-cyclists-said-she-was-uncontrollably-defecating?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1J4dKiH8DtPTN0RVw_N7zyJWBX0mT1M5DZi9OwhxKXMs0S3L-vAMm9nDcYou Spin Him Right Round / Click Orlando:https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/11/florida-woman-placed-boy-in-dryer-making-him-go-round-and-round-officials-say/?fbclid=IwAR3Xid1ACPdv67mtqphdHqUbLaK1LQwY6OSUzbSKwfl60ONpkLZXngUgJasLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is robbed for the second time and this time a man steals a whole mammoth tusk and gets away, in the UK an unknown suspect vandalizes neighborhood cars with raw meat filling tailpipes with lamb...also nicely laying one piece of chicken on a single rim (Rum Runnas working theory: that guy did it!), PA Grandmother wants grandson's drug charge to go away so she threatens officer with specifically "White Witchery", and Author that penned an article about killing her husband is in trouble for money laundering...just kidding it's for killing her husband!We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Featured Stories / Sources:He Didn't Do What You Think / KJ97:https://kj97.iheart.com/content/2022-04-06-calorie-check-for-whataburger-biscuit-leads-to-texas-teens-arrest/?fbclid=IwAR0fCJK3md2ZRQqlfLaPAqH7w3WUWOm-O-F8TZAUPfRSJMMj1SDqnApdwoIGo Big or Go Home / KIRO7:https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/caught-camera-thief-steals-ancient-mammoth-tusk-art-gallery/54N3BFVXUFHJDHDT5UBXQ4VJUU/?fbclid=IwAR0tFK0BwDxKh0G0N134c5EGHL6eSuEqGC7a1Kqj1FYdKiQm0Ns35WO9sPgMeat Attack / BBC News:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695?fbclid=IwAR0Gqy40y0CB6DQi8SFRtRFNniwtoUbvcz-g93ex8fZIsWjIBy4Rdd3883cWhite Witchery?! / CBS (WTAJ):https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/grandmother-used-white-witchery-to-threaten-officer-police-report/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1Aale3S8qirMlgXgsXrIsV2XIrgw5vQzfzYQBMdY47wM4NPViRhviiU4IHow Not To Get Away With Murder / USATodayhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/05/how-to-murder-husband-author-trial/9470115002/?fbclid=IwAR28RtUuYr4FMaZJ4U9Qw79iG_jaxpt5DFgcvUSD8OjwQpxmb4tpEy7fEck#l1s6wug4qkdwjwjrk5qLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices