We Needed This

On this week's episode, the boys discuss their ARMS BEING WIDE OPEN. Also covered: Brent Corrigan, caviar, singing over a best friend, Josh's upcoming FRINGE show! Being not denied entry to a fabulous empty French club, and so much more, including echollalia of the week and also what we needed, which was amazing to discuss. There are so many shocks and awes this week it's actually crazy, and some major things are revealed, but I'm not gonna tell you what, you'll have to listen. Bissou!   Rate and Review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!  Follow WE NEEDED THIS: @weneededthispod on Instagram @weneededthispod on TikTok

On this episode, the boys discuss www dot. Fleece. Being a not-normal woman. Haircuts. Dinner parties. Getting banned on TikTok. Belgians. Buster Keaton. Project Hail Mary. Gambling on Kalshi. The Oscars and finally, what we needed this week.  Rate and Review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!  Follow WE NEEDED THIS: @weneededthispod on Instagram @weneededthispod on TikTok

***Audio fixed!!! Sorry for being imperfect*** On this episode, the boys discuss being sued by Bob Marley's estate. Also covered: Idaho, vaudeville, teeth, the Swan, and Edinburgh Fringe.  Finally, they share their echolalia of the week and what they needed to get them through. Classic, amazing stuff! Rate and Review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! PLEASE! Follow WE NEEDED THIS: @weneededthispod on Instagram @weneededthispod on TikTok

On this episode week's ep the boys discuss the expectations of being alive, funiculars, ear shapes, their TikTok ban, and wearing a tube top to your own funeral. Follow WE NEEDED THIS: @weneededthispod on Instagram @weneededthispod on TikTok

On this week's ep, the boys discuss belching in a gay bar. Also covered: Tyra Banks and hot ice cream. Pause Chicken. Renting a manse. Blended accents. Yellow fever. Oregon Trail. Computer freezing. Pentagon City. Costco. Owen Wilson. Working me butt off. Personality types. And finally…what we needed this week. Follow WE NEEDED THIS: @weneededthispod on Instagram @weneededthispod on TikTok  

On this week's episode, the boys light everything on fire. Also: porn. Wuthering Heights and not leaving the theater drenched. Raffles. Makin' that thang shrivel. Fritters. Paula Dean. World War II. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss echolalia. Also covered: Yukon (née Yosemite) Sam. Seminal video games of the 90s and being stuck on the first screen. RHOSLC reunion. RHONY reboot. Not wearing fur. Pivoting to realty. Groundhog's Day. Gobbler's Knob. Clown funerals. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode the boys discuss quarters and airboat tours. Crackin' Open a Nooner. Rubber wedding rings. Goin to the gun range for to go pew pew pew! Foreign affairs. Mercury glass. Poor sleep. Squid Games, plural. Nuclear annihilation. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boy's discuss what has happened. Complentative [sic] times. Lay to bed. Being behind. Letterboxd. Too many apps trying to calm us down. The CIA, again. The upsides of sex addiction. The struggle to remain positive. How to talk like a CEO. And finally, what we needed this week.

On (in?) this episode, the boys discuss criminal justice, getting sent to a supermax prison, and the pros and cons of the Central Intelligence Agency. Also discussed: Dating, halfway houses, Jenn Shah, and Grindr. Oh, and Fire Island. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode the boys discuss: the fact that Josh has a dog. Male butts. Ryan Phillippe. Armie Hammer. Andrew Cuomo. Not leaving the house. Pocket pu$$y. CIBO Express. Whole city farting. Being too cold. Wearing a head lamp to the club. Avatar. Campooters. Tupac. Top media. Cabaret. Sleep hygiene. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss: Katsu curry. Looking trashy. The undercut.  Drone strikes. Therapy. Dissociating. Stained sweatpants. Couple few. Polygraphy. High follow count hair. M0$$ad. Being half Italian. Blowing the whistle on Obama torture. Edinburgh Fringe. Rick Perry. Clean bidet. Goals for the year. Crinklephobia. Dog sweaters. Kegels. Having that dog in you. World records. Chocolate trash notebook b!tch. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss wearing Invisalign to a sex party. Snowflakes. Your dirties. Clarence Thomas. TV channels. Columbia, South Carolina. Being an 8 in a 9's world. Transferring out. Horses. Protrusions and promontories. Getting Starbucks once a year. STI screenings. Christmas. Chlamydia in Paris. Heated Rivalry. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys wish you a happy new year. Also: Bob & Brad. PT Cruisers. Tangerine, the movie. Limp baguettes. Christmas. Qelbree nearly killing me. Josh's downtime. The worst bunions we've ever seen. Triangle shoes. Illegal showerheads. Limerance. Porn stars doing improv. Being at a party where you know someone. Natalie Palamides. Going out. Finding your knitch. And finally, what we needed  this week.

On this week's podcast episode, the boys discuss the perfect length of snow as well as Invisalign. Also covered: The 7th borough. Ball skin bats. Pastry. Au Bon Pain. Full market with corns. Grandma on THC. Naturally thin Parisians. Baking phase. Showering pre-loaf. Mr. Robot. Choreography. Japan. Katsu Curry! Going ham on fake food. Jet lag. Wicked. Zootopia's right to return. Rental Family. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Massage gun. $270 Christmas tree. Hygge. And finally, what we needed this week.

The boys are back! And they have a lot to catch up on. For example: Being one of the hairiest supporters of the Jewish people. Winding up in the thicket. Being depressed on a ski trip. 2 feet within 3 feet = a problem. Being a transfer student. Black snow. The three colors that my lamp can do. Hating stand up. Being a fatty gay. Delta One being the same seat width as Domestic First. Prepping for a big ol trip. Throating a pellet. Clown. Ice cold crossing guards. And finally, what we needed this week..!

On this episode, the boys discuss a pellet being lodged in on of their throats. Also discussed: the new Ardor with 20% juice. A zeroed out nutrition facts label. Josh describes reports from clown school. Auras. Omni-tooth. Extensive travel. Planes getting canceled and purple shirts at TSA. Mouthal dryness on stage. Puhhh. Giving everything your all at all times. The King of Benin picks you up from the airport. Benin's return-to-office policy. Brainal atrophy. $15 ice cream on a 55 degree day. So Delicious brand ice cream sandwiches. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss the Black Eyed Peas. Also covered: Lisa Barlow's "Clarity Lunch" and Heather's apple-bottom cheeks. New York vs. LA. Morning pages streak and horny Airbnb art. Ableism during a Q&A and Sylvia Plath the baker. Parisian pastries with extruded hair. SAD lamp salvation and intrusive thoughts. New mayors and Crazy Horses. And finally, what we needed this week.  

On this week's episode, the boys discuss a lost episopde. Also covered: fall candle huffing. Soho shopping nightmares. Clown-school rhythm. Sleep disorders, staying awake on Ambien, and double clicking on that. Being a Tater Tot. Paris weekend. Pre-Japan dissociation. Plantain chip consumption. Brexit for breakfast and Lufthansa defying the Geneva Convention. And finally, what we needed this week. 

On this episode, the boys discuss a resurgence of candle culture. Also covered: Manly Indulgences. Shark Tank's 40-pound "big ass candle." Quitting Instagram and feeling human again. Clean-label podcasting and the struggle not to swear.  Malibu LGBTQ harassment. Sherman Oaks real estate. Erewhon pilgrimage and the Hailey Bieber smoothie. Seagulls annihilating fancy snacks on the beach while bystanders do nothing.  Mayhem Ball in London. Heaven's P*rn Idol, McDonald's, and insoles. Therapy day and "unstable connection" gaslighting. Clown school: via negativa, brutal notes, being a "one-euro stripper," and being "a little bit gay." Edinburgh Fringe. Planning the big 4-0 around Real Housewives of Salt Lake City activites: renting a big Montana house, skeet shooting, fly-fishing, ropes courses, horses!  Lisa Barlowe's "clarity lunch" and Meredith Marks the DJ slash lawyer. Being reported to immigration and customs enforcement by an Airbnb host. Haters v. the pod. Social battery resembling a flickering potato experiment. Maxwell House rebranding to Maxwell Apartment. Retinoids, good skin, and the post-pee energy surge. And finally… what we needed this week. 

Heafrow airport. Kitchen refresh. Oregon Trail. Oregone Trail. CocoJune. Morning pages. Queen Latifah. Early 2000s hits. The follow-mute combo. Bingo. Ginger Twinsies. Fragrance with audio. Psychics. Insole sisters. Gummy tubes. Lady Gaga performs live in Londontown. Having a diarrhea emergency mid show. Stanley the dog. Insisting on tap water. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode...coffee gets kicked over and Quince sponsors us. Also discussed: Homestyle Chunkiness. Putting things in omelette form. Lactose intolera diagnosia. Invisalign. Adult Orthos. Towel duty. Braces twices. The Fage : Honey Ratio. Force Majeure. Being a water sign. Forrest Gump. Like Jennie (from Forrest Gump.) And finally, what we needed this week.   

On this episode, the boys discuss how they met as well as how to dial 911 on a dog. Being a VIP customer at Capsule pharmacy. Trip getting off to a rocky start. Being good at badminton. Music videos that just have scenes from a movie? Beef n' fruit. Gout queen. Late in life southern accent. Joe, Mo, and Curly. Mosquito bites. And finally, what we needed this week. 

The gift of the gab. Drag queens being on Drag Race. Getting banned from AOL. Lumen Industries. Paramore. Straight men in sandals. Adult braces. Ugly Stepsister. The Artist's Way. Zhuzhing the algo vis a vis one's dead cat. Coffee with Wizard Root and Gorbachev Sleeve.  LA vs. NY. Kouign-amann. HERE starring Robin Wright and Tomin Hanks. Widows walk core. Tan doctors. Being intubated in a singlet. And finally, what we needed this week. 

Chez McDo. Being 5'4" with thin skin vs. being 40 and sad. Human centipede placement. Everything Whereas All At Once. Dental hygienists. Doja Cat. K-Pop Demon Hunters. Colonoscopy. The Scopes Monkey trial. 12 inch waist, 50 inch shoulders. Benadryl every night. ADHD. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode the boys discuss: The Black Swan in IMAX. The uvula. Mature adults. Elaine Benes. Weapons. Scheduling issues. AVA MAX! Pretzels. Ticks. Busted Queen's brand of low-impact drag. Having opinions. Gel. Tourette's. And finally, what we needed this week. 

On this week's episode, the boys' pussies pop! Also discussed: Open sores. Family-branded food items. Sushi. Fire Island landowners. Chris Parnell. Busted Queen and the ATM. Shawn Mendes. Lobster rolls, Pitbull, and finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss Liquid Death. Also covered: Blaissez-Faire. Corinne del Bean. Living with another culture. Burning dinner. WEAPONS (2025). Our big fat slits. Far East Movement. LFMAO. U.S. Americans. An amazing special guest. Kirkland liquors. Sweden. Big movie years and boot licking issues. Robert McKee. Mouthwash abuse. Whatever's fresh. Heartburn. Gorgeous burgers. The creative process vis a vis adhd. And finally, what we needed this week.

In this episode, the boys discuss shuffleboard. Also covered: Boules. How clowns relax.  Sweating. Profuse sweating. The weak Yen. Clown school. Summer blockbusters. Boy Beach and beaver nuggets. DINCs and NIMBYs. Queer magic. NYC earthquake. Fishy fish and table grapes. And finally, what we needed this week.

In this (on this?) episode, the boys (and the A/C in the background) discuss… go-go dancers doing voice-to-text and journaling. Taking a rickshaw to Ronkonkoma. Jurassic Park in filthy 4DX. Let's Get Departed. Louisana. Provincetown. Janitorial engineers. Gift card fraud. Schemartism. Legal Seafood. Corked oysters. Crusty bread. Slurpin'. Christie Bread. Daughter and coin. Coney Island. Paul's Daughter. …And Just Like That being total beef garbaggio. Najy's confuses the Red Roof Inn for Sal's in Provincetown - who can relate? C'est La Sea. The top low tides. Graduating from cheese school. Vyvanse shortage. Pears in a basket. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys say something. Also: Freedom, friends, party, and maiming. Josh leaving for Clown School. The French constantly striking and our needing to emulate their book de play. Being a buffone. Next Gen NYC. Meredith Marks DJing in Times Square. Turning tables and rewriting history. Hannukah Party. Banana Republic's Ruth Bader Ginsburg collection. Some of the yelluh. Pockets for the cargo and cream for the coffee. Ardor comes up. $10,000 sofas. Limb length discrepancy. The problem with the Bell House. Chosen Family. Being 100% in three different lanes. Pride Parade. Mulholland Drive being downright Lynchian. Fireworks. Feeling lived in. Crucial segments. Renaissance reminding one of Lithuania. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode, the boys discuss cross-eyed nipples. Adolphus. Getting drag pilled. Having tenement museum at home. Con Body being NOT okay! Having a short block. Best In Show. 16 Handles. Miss Incontinental. Getting your hand re-juved. Addison Rae on top, crypt keeper on the bottom. Tater Tots. F1 starring Tarn Pitt.  The perfect time of day. Post-crabmeat, Pre-Covid. Corbin-19. The Comeback. Pre-ordering a book and the surprise that ensues. Losing your sparkle. Smelling burnt toast and tasting metal. Kate Berlant heading up the department of good energy. NYC mayoral primary. And finally, the boys forget to do their one and only segment. That Bull Mastiff Paul Malouf.

This week, the boys discuss being spread eagle and its impact on the numbers. Also covered: $3 coffee. A dish worth driving to. A cart of boxes of joe. Being a bit light in the wallet (and the loafers.) Matto v. Latto and Latto being the new Weird Al Yankovic. Creative container studio. Top 5 chocolates. No product placement in Mission Impossible. The new Sex and the City. An amazing set of bread. Catering. Saying it to my front. Paintballing.  Birthdays coinciding with major holidays. Kim MPoxxible. Early release! Fully motion sensor bathroom. Crabmeat MRI. Crutches as a crutch. The rent being too damn high. In a major public faux pas the boys mistake Jimmy McMillan for Herman Cain, but that doesn't seem to slow thing down. They continue to discuss Raising Her/Them Cain's Pizza as well as The Saddam effect. Annunciation being out for 2025. Nightmares about Zoe Kravitz. Hey Paula. Najee being related to Anderson Cooper. The Rachel Zoe Project to RHOBH pipeline. Oh, Mary! And finally, we forget to do our only segment, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, we discuss cool beanis. Followed by: The world's biggest bean. Biden's diagnosis. Shakespeare genderf*ck. Wheelchair robberies. Rhodes scholarship. Summer blockbusters (again). Unlimited popcorn. Teen summer. Sin 'em. Ambulance. Plastic on teeth on plastic. Podcast topics such as Airports. Legumes. Peanits the dog.  Sharpei you stay. P and B needing to individuate. The ideal ratio of doing stuff to being alone. The impossibility of organizing a 6 person dinner. Being an indoor boyfriend. Leo's cusp. Crabs going after your feet and straight up pincing them. Karen Pince. My 3 dogs Prince, Pince, and Peanits. And finally, what we needed this week.

In the Season 2 premier, Josh has crabs. The b*ys also discuss: Lancome. Sea monkeys. Lovin' that mons pubis. Getting equine. Clipping it. Being on appeal (for legal reasons). Tongue popping with TMJ. Gaunt girl. "Going there." Algo bait. The topic of Christmas. Asking how your you is doing. The royal "toys." Josh going to clown school. Delia Delia. Bouffantism. Being haunted boots. Upcoming remote podcast recording sessions. Clown horn. Homeless not clownless (for comedy reasons). Being polygluttonous. Les grands jugs qui sont pleins de lait vis a vis Land O'Lakes. Governor's school. French tourists. Salmon almondine. Pink. Qelbree y Los divas con ADHD. Najee's pilot and children's book. And finally, what we needed this week.

In the WE NEEDED THIS season 1 finale, Josh and Najee discuss the clap. Najee's new top. The Junction. Accent mode. Tennis elbow. Shoe size. Club Foot and the shores of triple E. Does the Carthage match the drapes? Gettin' Qaddafi. Muslim burials. So fly like a G7. Seal Team G6 and feeling slizzard. Movies going in one eye and out the other. Josh's year and a half long interview process with the national cl*ndestine s*rvice. Threatening to out people for sport. Knee scooters. Going out once a month max. Immaculate apartments. The 3 lost episodes of the pod. Teeth grinding. Depersonalization because of Vyvanse and how it steers you off your path. Reading a novel aloud to yourself so it really sinks in. Books being more than 6 pages. Reading the facts. Threatening lawsuits. Writing demand letters (for sport). Living a full life as a legalese. Cop speak. WHEREAS, WHEREAS, WHEREAS. Speaking plainly (for sport). Goin' tuna fishing in the Gulf of America. An amazing drag name. Najee's list of drag names. Getting scurvy at The Junction. Improv… and this summer being incredible. Early seasons of RHONY. The Countess Cabaret. Getting a foot infection in Fire Island because you went barefoot on the boardwalk! Cruciferous vegetables. MTV beachhouse. And lastly, Laguna Beach.

Stimming with high arches. Spinning in place. Scalding hot sips. Parker Posey. Eating an egg-based dish. Najee's dead mom. Sutton Stracke.  Amazon Echo and the imposition of structure on the pod. Being on time for once. Deviated septum and breathing problems. The "modern orthodox" accent.  Looking for a stamp in your own home and the reasures that may bring. Najee's handwriting. The paper from elementary school with the dotted line in the middle. Dragging teeth across a spoon. Najee's photo with Aaron Carter, mere decades before he met his fate. Dreamstreet featuring Christopher Trousdale. BTS. Najee's *NSYNC fanzine writing career. Getting Chris Kirkpatrick's brother's email. Justin Timberlake and Trace Alaya's jean bedazzling business. Karen Pence's towel charm business, which has gone belly up due to the tariffs. Immigrating from the bed to the couch. Najee getting catfished by an older woman he trusted. And so much more.

Najee forgets how to do podcast. Being cord-forward. We address the couch in the room. Doja Cat's recent performance at the 2025 Academy Awards. Working a mantra to the very bone. Shopping with the intention of buying something. Telling a story with pillows. Ardor (once again). Labels out for the boys. Harassing a small business. Seeing Rebecca Black in a spread. Tonic colonics that hit harder than Ardor. Have you met my children, Leanne, Busta, and Slant Rhymes? Gay Ski Week 2026. J'Inclusive vacations. Trillotrichomania. Trypophobia. Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome. Bodily injury, comma fear of. Nose jobs. Sprained ankles (multiple) and Russian immersion. Eczema and the itchy community. Tube tops and Najee's drag king name. Teeth whitening. Ebenezer Eyelash. Eyelashes that look like accountant visors. Pin the tail on the donkey, more eczema talk, and some creative party tricks. Lotioning with hairy legs. Container Store orgies. And so on and so forth.

CoStar (the app). Ardor. Josh being difficult to schedule with, his being a lying snake, his many homes and their decor. Heated mugs, heated toilet seats, and Najee's travel chisel. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake! DJ Podcast B2B DJ Chelsea Manning. Biden Bacchanal and Monica Lewinsky's comeback story. "Astro Pizza." Najee's stroke scare. Reading Braille with your cl*t. Tuck the Dog and animals having the same star sign as their owners. Open relationships. Airport novels. Najee's abduction story. Constipation, diarrhea, IBS, SPH, and CBT (not that one, the other one.) Deviated septum and hypoxia. Consol vs. console. And so much more.

Poncho lyfe! Josh is disgusting/covered in pretzel dust. When to tell someone you love them (hint: immediately). Lady Dadaism. MAGRITTE! Annoying vs. surreal vs. erotic. Stunnin'. Geordie Shore. Spilling the L-Theanine, caffeine, sea salt and water. Jitteriness. Robby Hoffman. My cavity! Tennis elbow, lefties dying earlier, and Josh getting repeatedly rejected from Survivor. Phelbotomist Trumpers and Accutane. Corporate comforts and custom sofas. Flexibility. Did we mention ponchos? Having a first kiss in front of Pauly Shore. FDR's lazy ass and the invention of the modesty blanket. Life being about shorthand. Mania Twain. Ponchos come up as a topic as well.

Mexico. Ceramica. NBs, NIMBYs, and ponchos, ponchos, ponchos! Plus: the perfect amount of snowfall, traumatic brain injuries, the Golf Unit, and the debut of three new characters: Doorlean Precarious, Garlic Josh, and Carrie Choke Zero.

Thick calves. Heated mugs. Fire Island. Limerence. Facial sweating. GLP-1s. Israeli men at the Eagle. Monkeypox. Emotional spirals. Thick-legged childhoods. Anti-speech laws and long teeth. Wicked part one in two parts. Group sex and mustard couches. Yellow as the new pink. Beds-in-a-bag. FaceTime anxiety. Dead-eyed pissing. Antidepressant orgasms. You name it, we discuss it, as long as it's one of of the topics listed here.