While We Still Can

We’ve all had that nagging feeling that the "modern convenience" we’re being sold is actually just a very shiny set of digital handcuffs. This week, we’re leaning into that discomfort with Sean, a guy who traded his military fatigues and university degree for a front-row seat to the collapse of the status quo. Sean doesn't just push the envelope; he shreds it, arguing that everything from our education to our healthcare is a meticulously designed system of "symptom management" intended to keep us compliant, medicated, and predictable. Whether he’s dissecting the profit motives of Big Pharma or explaining why your "solid" reality is actually just an electromagnetic illusion, Sean offers a worldview that is as jarring as it is fascinating. Now, full disclosure: we don’t all have to wear the same tin-foil hat to get something out of this conversation. You might find his takes on "scripted" global events a bit wild, or his quantum physics deep-dives a little "out there," but that’s exactly why we’re hitting record. There’s a rare, gritty value in sitting across from someone whose reality looks nothing like yours and finding the common threads of human trauma and the desire for actual freedom. This episode is an invitation to stop doom-scrolling through the simulation and start questioning the architecture behind it. We’re talking about expanding consciousness, ditching the transient labels we call "identities," and finding a weird kind of empowerment in the madness. Tune in, lean into the friction, and maybe—just maybe—unplug your smart toaster before we begin. Find Sean: https://perceptionreset.com/ Tiktok- @perception.resetTranscript

@anthon7yandrewsTiktok- tonystiktokhttps://anthony7andrews.substack.com/This episode dives deep into the eight-hour workday—a relatively recent invention that AI is working overtime to make obsolete—while we dismantle the "rigged simulation" of modern society. We’re dissecting everything from the shadow government’s grip on your wallet to the ethical black holes of the Epstein files, including explosive updates on the ICE deportation of Amanda Ungaro. We explore the disturbing intersection of power and personal vendettas, following the trail from Paolo Zampolli’s alleged back-channeling to the high-stakes rebranding of political chameleons like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson. From the systemic corruption of the job market to the uncomfortable truth that our political system may be beyond repair, we’re reminding you that while community engagement might provide a sense of fulfillment, relentless vigilance is the only thing keeping you from being swallowed by a future that’s as uncertain as it is rigged.

https://arellanesformissouri.com/TikTok- @miguel.for.missourMissouri’s political landscape is shifting, and Miguel is stepping into the arena with a focus on the issues that actually land on people's kitchen tables. In this episode, we sit down with Miguel to talk about the drive behind his run for office and how he plans to bridge the gap between Jefferson City and the everyday struggles of Missourians. From the rising burden of property taxes to the "healthcare deserts" forming in our rural counties, we dig into the systemic challenges facing the state. Miguel breaks down the hidden costs of current education funding models and explains why grassroots activism isn't just a campaign tactic—it’s the only way to break through today’s intense political polarization.

@anthon7yandrewsTiktok- tonystiktokhttps://anthony7andrews.substack.com/While everyone else was busy auditioning for their role in Armageddon, this woman was out here playing Supermarket Sweep with the VIP beverage tent. You have to respect the tactical prioritization: bullets might be flying, but a dry Chardonnay is a permanent tragedy. Most people’s survival instinct triggers a "fight or flight" response, but hers clearly went straight to "forage and ferment." We’re diving into why today's "crazy" conspiracy theories are tomorrow’s leaked memos and how the digital manipulation machine is designed to keep you sprinting on a hamster wheel of misinformation. Tony shares first hand recordings from Amanda Ungaro herself and Paolo is not happy about this story getting out. We also have more dead scientists. WTF is going on?!!!

Twitter- @anthon7yandrewsTony guts the latest Melania Trump statement to expose the rot where high fashion and political power games collide, placing the sudden prominence of Amanda Ungaro under an investigative light. This isn't a success story; it’s a look at how the modeling industry continues its long-standing tradition of hiding systemic abuse behind a curtain of glamour. By tracing the murky connections of Paolo Zampolli and the strange gaps in these narratives, the episode dissects a justice system that seems designed to fail and a public perception that's too easily bought. It’s a deep dive into why transparency is treated like a threat and why, in a world of manufactured truth, real accountability remains the ultimate ghost in the machine.

Becky Kroll is done waiting for a hero, so she became the local agitator with a clipboard instead. This episode tracks her evolution from a concerned neighbor at city hall to a candidate fueled by the realization that if you aren't at the table, you’re probably on the menu. Becky cuts through the political noise to talk about the grit required to fix rural healthcare, the exhaustion of fighting gerrymandered maps, and why labor unions are still the best defense against a rigged economy. She even dives into the weirdly metaphorical nightmare of her alpha-gal allergy—because in Becky’s world, even a tick bite is a lesson in resilience. It’s a witty, slightly dark, and deeply human look at why we need to stop obsessing over national theater and start obsessing over the people living right down the street.Donate to Becky's Campaign- https://www.facebook.com/beckykrollformissouri/following/

Find Lyndsey: Tiktok- @GodCats @lyndseyinkent @lyndseysmith.ioWebsite: Lyndseysmith.ioMost of your beliefs weren’t yours to begin with, they were hand-delivered by people who want you predictable. We’re diving into the dark art of social control—specifically how religion turns your fear of a "judging God" into a weapon against others. We explore why money is just a high-end brand of stress, how to sniff out negative thoughts from across the room, and why "cutting people off" is actually the highest form of self-care. Tune in for a session on authenticity, energy resets, and why the only thing more certain than death is the change you’re currently trying to ignore.

@anthon7yandrewsWelcome to the mid-2020s, where the global stage is a fever dream of sovereign debt and shadow plays. While Congress continues its long-standing tradition of treating presidential war powers like a "suggestion" rather than a law—allowing the situation in Iran to boil over without so much as a signed permission slip—the USS Abraham Lincoln has quietly slipped away, leaving behind a vacuum of accountability and a heavy scent of suspicion. We’re currently trapped in a hall of mirrors where El Salvador’s economy is a literal crypto-gamble, the Epstein-adjacent elite like Paolo Zampolli still haunt the social registers, and the media manages casualty counts with the creative flair of a propaganda office. Between the rampant censorship and the "documented but ignored" history of institutional abuse, the public is finally waking up to the realization that the draft isn't just a historical footnote anymore, and the only thing more manipulated than the news cycle is our own collective willingness to believe it.

Most people spend their lives trying to escape their parents’ expectations; Jason had to escape their religion. Born into a Luciferian bloodline, Jason’s childhood wasn't a series of milestones, but a sequence of "programming" and systemic trauma designed to break his will before it could even form.This week, we sit down with a man who walked out of the darkness and into the line of fire. After witnessing a ritualistic horror that shattered his conditioning, Jason chose a path of radical reclamation. We’re moving past the surface-level headlines to discuss the reality of ritual abuse, the systemic failures of mental health institutions, and why he’s now mobilizing veterans to do the work the "authorities" won't.Support Jason's work: https://www.archangelministries91.com/Twitter- @91_archangel

@anthon7yandrewsThis week, we shift from the shadows of private trauma to the very public, very loud theater of global conflict. It’s early 2026, and the Middle East is currently the backdrop for "Operation Epic Fury"—a title that suggests our military strategy has finally been outsourced to a Michael Bay intern. We’re deconstructing the bombing of Iran, the return of "regime change" as a casual Friday hobby, and the strange, silent choreography of a First Lady presiding over the UN while her husband reshapes the map. We’re asking the hard questions: Is this a strategic necessity, or are we just watching the consequences of war play out through the lens of a $1 billion-a-day tax bill?

@anthon7yandrewsStrap in, patriots and paranoids! In this episode, we’re peeling back the layers of the global onion to reveal... well, mostly just more rot. We’re dissecting how Jared Kushner became the world’s most expensive "back-channel" diplomat while the Khashoggi case proved that "accountability" is just a word used to fill space in dictionaries. We’re also following the money—specifically Epstein’s—to see which "reputable" scientific projects were fueled by the world’s least reputable billionaire. From the SAVE Act’s creative approach to making sure your vote doesn't count, to the COVID-19 response that turned "unprecedented death tolls" into a morning news crawl, we’re asking the hard questions: Like, why did the pandemic response team get Thanos-snapped right before a plague?

@anthon7yandrewsWelcome to The Memory Hole, where we’re dissecting the latest "arrest of the century" only to find it’s just another day of the legal system acting as a concierge service for the elite. We’re diving into how celebrity culture functions as a bulletproof vest for the powerful, why Les Wexner’s Epstein-adjacent shadows are still being treated like a polite secret, and how your favorite algorithms are gaslighting you for clicks. From the awkward "it’s complicated" vibes of Russia-Israel relations to the frantic sound of servers being wiped clean, we’re navigating a landscape where the truth is buried under piles of legal jargon and grifter-sponsored noise. It’s a cynical look at a system designed to protect its own, why community-led data is the only thing left to trust, and why the most important files are always the ones that mysteriously "vanish" into the digital void.

In this episode, Tina and Charlotte take a lighthearted stroll through the sunny meadows of MK Ultra, child trafficking, and the government's penchant for turning psychic trauma into a weaponized hobby. Charlotte joins the show to discuss her personal journey of healing—because nothing says "validation" like finding out the powerful figures from your childhood nightmares are actually as monstrous as you remembered. The duo dissects the "Auctioning of Innocence," the societal structures that treat survivor stories like a bargain bin at a sensationalist media outlet, and the delightful political complicity that keeps the wheels of the Epstein machine greased and spinning.Find Charlotte on TikTok: @charcharbinksssssbb

Tony is on fire today ya'll and he's calling it like it is! He is also feeling a bit vindicated but it's the worst "I told you so ever!". We rabbit hole down the depths of Epstein/Trump hell and the corruption that is eating the country alive. Oh yeah, don't forget the jerky.

@anthon7yandrewsTony gamed the algorithm and hit two million views in a day, proving that if you build a digital dumpster fire, the trolls will come sprinting with gasoline. This week, we’re looking at what happens when a social experiment accidentally invites the entire MAGA-sphere to the party. We’re diving into the DOJ’s latest document dump—where the redactions are doing more heavy lifting than the actual text—and checking the receipts on Jared Kushner’s less-than-ideal social circle (yes, Epstein is involved).

In Missouri, we have a fun tradition called the initiative petition, where citizens actually get a say in how things are run. Naturally, the legislature hates that. This episode breaks down SJR 60 and the desperate legislative push to make changing the constitution harder than winning a literal lottery. We’re looking at the "concurrent majority" scheme—a fancy way of saying "if one rural district says no, the whole state loses." It’s a masterclass in voter suppression wrapped in the flag of "protecting the constitution."

@anthon7yandrewsThe war against the citizen isn't coming; it’s already here. From the militarization of ICE to the calculated recruitment of impoverished youth into the state’s meat grinder, the system is working exactly as intended. We’re deep-diving into the memos they didn't want you to read—like Roger Stone’s blueprint for disarming the "wrong" people—and the social media algorithms designed to keep you too distracted to care. We don’t do hope, we do strategy. Join us as we discuss collective action, the power of a general strike, and how to reclaim your attention from the digital vampire. If you're looking for a "both sides" debate, move on. If you want to survive the surveillance state, welcome home.

Politics is currently a slow-motion car crash, and Jordan Herrera is tired of watching from the sidelines. Running for Missouri’s 4th Congressional District, the military veteran joins us to dissect the "constitutional coup" currently masquerading as our government. We skip the thoughts and prayers to tackle the grim stuff: why redistricting is a shell game, the pervasive rot of sexual assault in the military, and a healthcare system that treats preventative care like a luxury and end-of-life care like a cash cow. Jordan argues that if we’re actually "pro-life," we should probably start by making housing affordable and healthcare a right rather than a privilege for the lucky few. It’s a conversation about evidence, accountability, and the radical idea that Missourians deserve a representative who actually understands the struggle of the 99%.https://jordanjherrera.com/https://www.tiktok.com/@herreraformissouri

@anthon7yandrewsThis episode takes a hard look at the serious allegations of grooming and misconduct that continue to follow major political figures. We dive into the controversial history of Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan, questioning why certain patterns of behavior are allowed to persist within powerful political circles. The conversation doesn't hold back as we explore the confusing story of Nestor Gaetz and the disturbing details found in the Epstein flight logs. We also address the psychological impact on survivors, specifically focusing on the allegations made against Donald Trump and the systemic failures that often shield those at the top from real accountability. It’s a heavy but necessary discussion on why the justice system so often fails the people it’s supposed to protect.

What happens when a small business owner and mother decides she’s had enough of the political noise? You get Stacey Bax, and she’s running for Missouri’s District 61 to prove that representation isn't about the party line—it’s about the grocery line.In this episode, we sit down with Stacey to discuss why she’s trading the quiet life for the campaign trail. From the high stakes of Medicaid expansion and special education funding to the everyday hurdles facing Missouri small businesses, Stacey breaks down why "business as usual" isn't working for working families.https://www.instagram.com/baxformo/https://www.facebook.com/people/Stacy-Bax-for-State-House/61585051343965/

Join us for a follow up with Kevin Annett. Kevin is a renowned global human rights campaigner, author and whistle blower. He has led the movement exposing and bringing justice in a broken system for those suffering from the child murder crimes at the hands of church and state in both Canada and America. Kevin is the co-founder for The International Tribunal of Crimes and Church and State. He is the author of multiple books and has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice. https://www.freeamerica.org/storyhttps://murderbydecree.com/https://murderbydecree.com/what-is-the-international-tribunal-into-crimes-of-church-and-state-itccs/https://www.amazon.com/s?k=kevin+annett&crid=GA91755EPGDR&sprefix=kevin+annett%2Caps%2C162&ref=nb_sb_noss_1Emma-https://www.youtube.com/@imaginationpodcastofficial

@anthon7yandrewsIn a world where your brain is being outsourced to social media algorithms, does accurate information even exist? Today, we analyze the capture of Maduro as just another pawn move in the grim game of international politics. We’ll mock the "objectivity" of state-controlled media and examine how information warfare exploits your implicit bias to keep you angry and distracted. From the manipulative power of religious interpretations to the global shrug toward climate change, we question if community engagement is a real solution or just a buzzword to keep us busy while our rights are being quietly dismantled. It’s a dark look at the systems that own us—don't say we didn't warn you.

In this episode, we crawl out of our sickbeds just in time to watch the Missouri legislature trip over its own redistricting maps. Maternal health outcomes in Missouri are plummeting, yet the military-industrial complex still gets a blank check thanks to a total lack of congressional oversight. We tackle the 'Missouri math' of trying to survive on a minimum wage that hasn't met the cost of living since the invention of the wheel. But hey, since the bar for governance is officially underground, we’re spending the final segment explaining why you should run for office—because at this point, literally anyone could do a better job than the incumbents. Grab your rage, it’s time to talk Missouri politics!LIVE: Jack Smith Testimony DISSECTED as Trump Crimes Unravel

@anthon7yandrewsAmerica didn’t suddenly “lose its way.” It was built like this. This podcast looks at corruption in the U.S. the old-fashioned way—by following the money, the power, and the people who keep getting away with it. From the industrial era that reshaped society (and not in a cute way) to intelligence agencies that operate more like organized crime with better PR, we break down how the system actually works. We talk media manipulation, the chaos and power games of the Trump years, the Epstein case and its very uncomfortable implications, and why voting rights keep getting treated like optional features instead of the foundation of democracy. Along the way, we ask the obvious question: if history keeps repeating itself, why do we keep acting surprised?

FOLLOW TONY ON THE CESSPOOL AKA TWITTER- @anthon7yandrewsThis podcast explores the growing demand for accountability in systems of power, examining the Epstein files, political responsibility, and the failures that allow abuse and human trafficking to persist. Through survivor stories, critical analysis of social media’s influence on public discourse, and discussions on the intersection of religion, power, and corruption, the show confronts how truth is often distorted by misinformation and conspiracy theories. Centered on activism, community building, and the need for parallel justice systems, this podcast challenges listeners to think critically, collaborate across communities, and engage in meaningful social change to address systemic injustice.

The political climate right now feels increasingly absurd and, at times, outright dystopian. This episode looks at government accountability through FBI leadership changes, Missouri’s troubled economic policies, and the way political figures rarely seem to learn from past failures. We also touch on media image-making, fusion energy wrapped in political intrigue, and a public that’s becoming more aware—and more skeptical—of how power actually works.

In this episode, we examine pre-filed Missouri legislation that threatens women’s rights and bodily autonomy, highlighting how reproductive laws often ignore medical realities and create lasting harm. We explore the impact of forced pregnancy policies on the foster care system, the role of political corruption and lobbying, and how Supreme Court decisions reflect a system driven by money and power. The conversation expands to military accountability, U.S. actions in Venezuela, and the responsibility of corporate leaders to speak out for social justice and human rights.

We blitz through the week’s hottest controversies including Epstein’s connections, Kushner’s influence, and the wave of psy-ops shaping public perception. Add in the COVID-19 vs. HIV debate, deregulation fallout, talk of a “new world order,” transnational organized crime, the Qatar plane deal, and the legacy of mind-control experiments. With whistleblower struggles, media manipulation, and demands for government transparency, this episode is your fast, sarcastic crash course in questioning the narrative.Find Tony on Twitter- @anthon7yandrews

We explore the sinister ties between big banks, corporate donations, and the politicians who turn a blind eye to the suffering of everyday Americans. And let’s not forget religious organizations......should they really maintain their tax-exempt status while wading into politics? With military actions that raise serious ethical questions and a government increasingly owned by corporations, this episode is a wake-up call for anyone who believes in a fair, just system. Tune in for a conversation that goes beyond the headlines and takes a hard look at the corrupt forces working behind the scenes to manipulate your life.TURN IN A CHURCH:https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f13909.pdf

In this jaw-dropping episode, we dive into the controversial investigations of Kevin Annett, a long-time advocate for survivors of church-run residential schools and institutional abuse. For over 30 years, Annett has pushed to expose what he calls hidden crimes within powerful systems, from churches to governments to global financial networks. We explore the shadow side of history, including allegations of church involvement in the abuse of Indigenous children, covert programs tied to mind-control experiments like MKUltra, and the networks involved in human trafficking. Annett discusses why he believes certain institutions, including courts and media, avoid touching these issues - and why citizen-led inquiries and independent tribunals may be the only path to truth. The episode unpacks big themes: The tension between power, politics, and religious institutions How trauma can lead to dissociative coping mechanisms Why Annett argues that systems are designed to protect perpetrators, not victims How communities can reclaim power through local governance and citizen-driven justice At its core, this conversation is about one thing: truth as a tool for change. Whether you’re researching church abuse scandals, institutional corruption, or grassroots justice movements, this episode offers a provocative look at what happens when everyday people refuse to stay silent. If you want to check out more of Kevin's work: https://murderbydecree.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4g5l7FcFc&list=PLYEnChrKOgm7aRDzbo6yfswzCEdMl2P8e&index=2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czej73SfYJcAmazon.com : kevin annett

In this episode, we talk about why working families rely on SNAP benefits. Hint: it’s not because they’re living the high life on government-funded charcuterie boards. It’s because many corporations still behave like paying a living wage is a mythical concept, like Bigfoot or affordable housing.We dive into how the middle class keeps the entire economy running, yet somehow keeps getting treated like the “optional” middle child. Then we take a detour into the world of politics, where manipulation is basically a sport and women running for office get critiqued on their policies and their shoes. Technology, mind games, psychological influence—it’s all here. Yes, your phone is basically a tiny propaganda billboard.We also shine light on the very real and very global issue of human trafficking, because pretending it doesn’t exist isn’t helping anyone. And we wrap it all up by reminding ourselves of the most powerful force we have: community. When things get chaotic, we don’t rise alone. We rise together. Preferably with snacks.

The “No Kings” rally drew a crowd — proof that people are fed up. From protests that mix humor and anger, to ICE’s ballooning budget and the military’s quiet moves in the Caribbean, this episode looks at how power keeps expanding while citizens push back. We talk student loans, trade, and why satire might be the last honest form of protest.

2025 called — it wants its sanity back. From Amish peace to political chaos, we’re watching history replay itself, just with more hashtags and fewer ethics. The CDC’s under fire, Trump’s still fishing for gold stars, and the voting machines may or may not be owned by your cousin’s crypto startup. It’s the same circus — just new clowns.

Welcome to the podcast where beef prices aren’t the only thing getting butchered. We’re slicing into how corporate ag, political apathy, and crumbling rural hospitals are serving rural America a well-done disaster. From tariffs to tax credits to the ghosts of the Rural New Deal, we’re grilling up stories that prove it’s not just the cows getting milked—it’s all of us.Find Will here:https://www.youtube.com/@WestmorelandPopshttps://www.tiktok.com/@westmoreland_pops?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

Buckle up for a brutally honest ride through Missouri’s political hell, where Jess Piper calls out the nonsense most politicians hope you’re too distracted to notice. From gerrymandered districts and disappearing detainees to billionaire-approved news and TikTok takeovers, we’re unpacking how democracy got sold at a garage sale. If you’re tired of gaslighting headlines, government hypocrisy, this podcast is your antidote.

@anthon7yandrewsJoin us with Tony as we tackle free speech — that magical right people confuse with “say anything without consequences.” Algorithms are now our overlords, documentaries try to clean up the mess, and cognitive dissonance keeps politics spinning. Meanwhile, scandals involving politicians and child abuse remind us that accountability is apparently optional. And political “compromise”? Just code for selling your soul for a seat at the table.

Well, taco tits lives another day. Missouri still sucks. Peter Thiel is the AntiChrist. Mike KeHOE is still a HOE.

Welcome to Missouri, where it’s so hot even protests are sweating democracy out of existence, but don’t worry — a $2 million stealth bomber flyover made sure taxpayers felt the burn too. While politicians swap awkward handshakes with Putin and Gavin Newsom sharpens his 2028 audition tape, Missouri public schools slide down the rankings faster than grocery prices climb. Meanwhile, St. Charles may get a shiny new data center (because what’s transparency when you can have tech bros and higher utility bills?). Media spin is losing ground to independent voices, gender politics are still stuck in the 1950s, and we’re left wondering: will anyone actually write this mess down so future generations know exactly how ridiculous it was?

This week, we dive into the shockingly controversial idea that women should gasp value education and financial literacy—wild, right? We explore how personal experiences shape views on women’s rights, why divorce can be the ultimate glow-up, and how single mothers are basically running society on caffeine and pure grit. The political climate isn’t exactly rolling out the red carpet for women’s rights, and healthcare access, especially around abortion, is becoming a luxury item. We call out societal pressures that keep women stuck and remind listeners that self-worth isn’t optional, it’s survival.

Strap in for a rollercoaster of political absurdity as we use humor sharper than a gerrymandered district line to unpack America’s ongoing circus. From Billy Long’s blink-and-you-miss-it stint as IRS commissioner to Laura Loomer’s Arby's mishap, this episode skewers the instability of leadership and the drama-hungry media machine. We’ll even revisit the footlong sandwich incident that proves public safety can be derailed by carbs. Missouri’s gerrymandering disaster takes center stage, alongside grim discussions about shootings and political dysfunction, but don’t worry—we lighten the mood with a side of Gavin Newsom’s social media savviness and a sprinkle of food jokes about public figures. Because if democracy is going down in flames, we might as well roast marshmallows on it.

Find him on Twitter: @anthon7yandrewsThink you’re in control? Cute. Anthony’s here to connect the dots the media hopes you’ll scroll past—surveillance culture, social media censorship, and the algorithm that decides if you’re allowed to speak. From Trump’s sketchy network (hi Zampoli!) to Epstein’s labyrinth of lies, this episode peels back the glossy headlines to reveal a system run by billionaires prepping for a future without you. We’re digging into COVID’s political power plays, gerrymandering gymnastics, National Guard deployments, and the slow creep of authoritarianism disguised as “leadership.” Spoiler: history already warned us, but no one listened.

In this episode, we wade into the swamp where politics, crime, and greed blend seamlessly. From Josh Hawley’s political maneuvers and whispers of insider trading in Congress to the dark, unfinished business of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, we explore the underbelly of power. Along the way, we examine why CEOs are in the crosshairs, how media narratives twist public perception, and why public outrage may be the only force left to hold the powerful accountable.

FIND ANTHONY ON X @anthon7yandrewsIn this episode, we pull back the velvet curtain on the messy mash-up of history, conspiracy, and power. From the secretive whispers in congressional back rooms to the social media megaphones blasting half-truths, we explore how misinformation shapes public perception, why our education system needs a reality check, and what the future of U.S. politics might look like when the masks come off. Expect a mix of hard facts, uncomfortable truths, and just enough intrigue to make you wonder if the Illuminati RSVP’d to your last Facebook invite.

This week, we dive into the hot mess of American politics where DACA recipients still get surprise ICE visits, Missouri lawmakers treat voter-approved laws like suggestions, and paid sick leave is somehow controversial. Sprinkle in a dash of conspiracy theories, a heaping scoop of political hypocrisy, and just enough national debt panic to keep you up at night. Civic engagement never sounded so exhausting.

This week, we dive headfirst into the flaming dumpster that is American politics—with oven mitts, of course. Andrew Bailey is busy protecting corporations from the trauma of accountability, while actual Afghan allies get shown the door for having the audacity to believe U.S. promises mean anything. We take a scenic detour through Obamagate—aka "Fan Fiction for the Fox News Crowd"—and pause to reflect on the beautiful separation of church and state (RIP). Tina gets real with her congressman, and by "gets real," we mean “politely wrecks him with facts.” Ghislaine Maxwell makes a cameo in our ongoing segment, “Elite Crimes: Just Vibes, No Consequences.” And finally, Hunter Biden’s interview reminds us that, yes, everyone’s life is a mess—some of us just don’t have 24/7 surveillance and a last name that triggers boomers. Democracy may be on life support, but at least the commentary is killer.

In this uplifting romp through late-stage democracy, Lisa and Tina dissect Josh Hawley’s brave crusade against poor people (via Medicaid), revisit the Epstein files that somehow never seem to reach the right courtroom, and marvel at how QAnon turned child trafficking into fan fiction. Along the way, they explore how private prisons are thriving off immigrant misery and how humanitarian aid was deemed too generous under the Trump doctrine. Spoiler: It’s all a mess — but at least we can laugh while the ship sinks.

From rainbow flags to red flags—Tina takes Josh to Pride while Missouri takes away your rights. Also, why is taxpayer money funding private prisons instead of PTO?

This week’s episode dives headfirst into the comforting topic of impending global catastrophe, starting with the G7 summit—a political cosplay convention where world leaders awkwardly pretend to get along while quietly edging us toward World War III. Back in the good ol’ U.S. of A., the National Guard is popping up in places that should probably be left to, you know, civilians, while lawmakers are dodging threats like it’s part of their job description (because apparently, it is now). ICE is still doing ICE things—terrorizing communities with the subtlety of a sledgehammer—and political “debate” sounds more like a group therapy session for angry boomers. Thankfully, we balance the chaos with sarcasm, jokes, and a strong sense of community forged through mutual disbelief. Tune in, stay woke-ish, and laugh so you don’t scream.

Missouri’s out here rallying for democracy with the No Kings crowds while juggling youth violence, a loneliness epidemic, and more guns per capita than good decisions. The state takes in more federal money than it gives—making it a welfare queen in camo. Local crime rates rival big cities, yet politicians keep blaming "urban decay" from the safety of their subsidized offices. Meanwhile, marginalized groups are getting louder, the political right is eating itself alive, and even the skeptics are dusting off their protest signs. Turns out, hope (and sarcasm) might just be Missouri’s next big export.

Lil X might have a future in WWE, we should hook him up with the Dept of Education....if we still have one. ICE is the new Gestapo and still out there snatching up our neighbors fully masked with no identification. We are making it easier to get guns again, because more guns always make us feel safer. Brain worm put out a report that contained 7 sources that are non-existent. Hope everyone is ready to live in a surveillance state, because Palantir is finishing up your dossier now!