215. Shuffling Pajama Idiots

The Shuffling Pajama Idiots/ The promise of the text message (1:30)/ these horrible texts (2:00)/ why are there spelling errors in texts (3:00) / people need a good ducking (3:20)/ an app to compose texts for you (4:00)/ "I don't fear the robot apocalypse because my iPhone battery won't last more than 10 hours" (6:30)/ you better bag yourself a Wanda (9:03)/ outtie bellybuttons (14:00)/ "I've got problems for days and miles to drive, tell no lies and talk no jive" (16:00)/ Alcohol - the smartest thing a dummy can do and the human Molotov cocktail (17:00)/ The important problems of high school athletes (19:04)/ a raw nerve and a classic ep of MRS (20:00)/ peaks and valleys (21:00)/ a Yukon Cornelius Guy (22:00)/ The Bizarro Matchmaker (27:33)/ a special passenger on the struggle bus (32:00)/ Live Randy unplugged - acoustic performance of his thoughts (36:15)/ The Playlist of Tears (37:00)/ trading Tony Gwens for Kirby Pucketts (43:20)/ crashing the stage of The Machine Shop (45:00)/ Far Behind (47:52)/ Randy is an episode of Growing Pains (51:00)/ Tommy is worried about Tony Danza (53:00)/ I should just (58:00)/ capturing moments (1:00:00)/ Levels (1:06:29)/ what the podcast has done for us (1:08:00)   Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com