217. The Gas Station Ballad of Johnny Sonata

Other people's pets/ Tommy is a dog and Randy is a cat (1:00)/ Zeppelin, the lost cat (1:44)/ Pet antivaxxers (2:20)/ Plenty of Fish name change (4:35)/ Damien and Jake the Snake Facts (6:00)/ Head over heels and fear of flips (7:00)/ The Spit Curse (9:50)/ 2019 new you (16:23)/ Batman and Robin and being a George Clooney Batman (18:00)/ The Sweatpants Mentality (20:00)/ Cheers and We need a throwback '80s theme song (21:00)/ The Gas Station Troubadour at the McGasStation (24:50)/ The guitar guy at the party (26:56)/ The most amazing musical moment ever (28:00)/ A senior citizen West Side Story (28:40)/ people can't drive in a straight line any more (31:58)/ The Doorbell Licker who licked a doorbell for 3 hours (32:30)/ The Retail Moment (36:20)/ Tommy's adventures in Victoria's Secret (36:47)/ Ants on a log (41:00)/ a personal missed connection witnessed in Chicago (43:00)/ Missed Connections: of cupcakes and Goochland (46:00)/ Alexa, make love to me (53:36)/ Livestream for the Cure 3.Oh My God We're Gonna Raise So Much Money (55:00)/ Thor doesn't have a cellphone (56:00)/ Tommy opened for Jay Larson of The Crab Feast and the Table of Liars (56:30)/ Home videos of 8 year old Tommy (58:11)/ Tommy and The Beloved have a relationship intervention for Randy (59:33)/ Catfish of America (1:04:35)     Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/ Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com