253. Cuddle Brothel

"All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You" song analysis/ how bad are things? (1:25)/ Fletching (3:26)/ the ending to the song (6:00)/ online dating in the time of corona (8:20)/ cuddle brothel (11:14)/ Indiana Jones discussion (12:56)/ the one corner of Walmart (15:00)/ ice cream "parlor" (18:13)/ black market haircuts and Tommy wants a perm (19:16)/ wearing a retail mask (22:13)/  Xena Warrior Princess gives panic attacks and mints take them away (23:13)/ Tommy doesn't matter (28:00)/ Zoom Meetings are the worst (31:30)/ Tommy's Zoom comedy show and taking setlists and notebooks on stage (32:23)/ love in the time of corona: missed connections (38:30)/ Ryan Reynolds, Bert Kreischer, and Van Wilder (39:30)/ Tommy's a friendmaker and ant facts (48:00)/ Mr Soapbox (51:00)/ Livestream for the Cure 4 (51:35)   Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!   Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com   "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?   Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook!   https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/   Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!       Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast       Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave   Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy   Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy   You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:   If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2   Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave   If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:   http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss   Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.   Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.   Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com