254. Starter Jacket Wars

High pitched/ Tommy's secret life as a dancing thespian (0:35)/ Tommy had his voice dubbed (1:35)/ the King of the Mooners (3:17)/ the 70s were sepia toned (5:00)/ Last Dance with Michael Jordan (7:13)/ Starter Jacket Wars (9:35)/ A conversation with a kid who doesn't know Michael Jordan (11:05)/ life is weird right now - watching Tony Hawk do a 900 (17:08)/ The art of skateboarding (19:45)/ People are weirder than ever (20:14)/ Tommy is into aerobics now (22:22)/ Tommy designed new merch (23:56)/ The mystery of small faced men (28:10)/ callous (32:50)/ the secret origin of Tommy's tattoos (33:30)/ when did tattoos become ok? (36:20)/ Blame the tattoos on Aaron Lewis of Staind (38:50)/ the song "Outside" was a generational angst anthem (40:00)/ Fred Durst talk (41:00)/ Hustle (47:50)/ Tommy steps up to the next level (48:25)/ the doppelgänger (49:45)/ mask fashion (52:50)/ men embrace old (55:30)/ Mike Tyson bought tigers from Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic is Glass Joe from Punch Out (56:51)/ the comedy show (1:00:50) Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content!   Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826   Check out our new comedy and movie podcast. We look at b-movies and forgotten cinematic treasures…check out Someone's Favorite Movie! https://someonesfavoritemovie.podbean.com  "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?   Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook!   https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/  Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you!   Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast  Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave  Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy   Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy   You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear:   If you like that Apple Podcasts, point your Internet right here:   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave  If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else:   http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss  Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy.   Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer.   Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com