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Bob fears for his life while crossing a bridge, while Miles closes in on his life's goal of 85 Bears autographs. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/FjfGhjv-Xjc Bob fears for his life while crossing a bridge, while Miles closes in on his life's goal of 85 Bears autographs. Bad AI Transcript around here do do do do do do do do What is the issue? you're muted if you didn't know it. can you hear me miles because uh it seems like uh you're muted there. We started the show. I know you can't unmute yourself, probably. nope there he goes. Ah, my goodness, the technical difficulties. Hey, Xander, how are you doing tonight? Oh, there he is. There's that Miles right there. I'm waiting for Miles to say something. Oh, Xander's doing great. Thank you, Xander. I'll just read the chats. Miles is having troubles unmuting himself because he didn't restart his phone again tonight. Probably. Anyway, we were just talking about Randy Newman before we started. Yeah, you and your balls. There we go. What the hell happened? Fat finger?I was smoking a dupe with Xander. Yeah. Okay. We got a little bit out of time. Yeah. I'm really fucked up. You fat fingered it, didn't you? Oh, man. We were smoking some dupes. How's it going, Miles? Good. Doing good. Miles Tiles, Static Radio. Hey, Bob, how do you say the seal pushed me in French? How do I say what? In the French language, how do you say the seal pushed me? The seal pushed me. That's a good question. I don't know for sure. You want me to look it up, or do you have a joke for this? Look it up sometime. Yeah, it's funny. Oh, I thought it was going to be a joke. No, it's not a joke. No, it just sounds like F my pussy is what it sounds like. It says Le Chant.Yeah. That's the seal pushed me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. I thought you'd like what what do you like sit around all day typing in shit to see what you're like oh i wonder i wonder if i can make something dirty in another language. And I have. It works. No, I saw it. This is the best use of artificial intelligence that there ever was. Gemini, give me some French sayings. English sayings in French, they sound dirty. Miles, there is one dirty word that you might want to know. He pushed me. Sorry. Where did you get that? I have my sources. I have my sources. Like third grade stuff. I have my sources. I'm not revealing. My friend Steve told it to me. Steve? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, I don't have anything as good as that, but… Yeah. I do have a slightly…humorous story for you. We can only hope. It's not about any seals or anything, just to be honest with you. No wildlife whatsoever. I know Miles is going to find this odd, but I do occasionally go out to lunch with people. I don't find that odd. You always say that I'm very antisocial. you allow like maybe 10 people into your life and i'm one of them. Yeah. And, uh, which i don't know if that's good or bad but you're on a watch list now. Yeah. Um, so, uh, we were going uh into the city to have some lunch with some other people a small group of people And I have a friend who's… She's retired. She's a bit older than I am. And we worked together probably for, I don't know, 15, 20 years or something. And anyway, so she's like… She got a new car. And she goes, I'm going to drive us to lunch. Normally, I drive, right? Yeah. Because…She doesn't really like to drive that much. But she got this new Lexus. A Chevy Volt. No, a fancy Lexus car, right? Ooh. Yeah, very, very nice, right? Yeah. So, you know, she comes, gets me, and we're going to head into the city. And there's a lot of construction this time of year. I don't know. I think I asked this question a couple weeks ago. Nobody ever gave me a good answer. But why… There's always construction in the summertime when parts of the country really don't get that cold. Couldn't there be construction all year round? I mean, here, I mean, it doesn't get cold until, like, December. Anyway, why do they got to do it all in the summertime is what I'm saying. Doesn't some things have to set, though, when it gets warmer? Oh, Mr. Science, hey. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah.I think it's warm enough for concrete to cure. Well, I don't… You've never worked construction like I did, so I don't really… What? This is news to me. You work construction? You're talking out of your ass. You're talking out of your ass. You know what? Put a quarter in your ass because you just played yourself, okay? All right? I worked construction one summer, okay? So screw you. What were you, like, the sign holder? Stop. No, I… helped with a giant erection. I put it up and uh okay i don't really want to talk about it anymore. So you, when you mean construction, you mean the gay porn industry? Yeah. Yeah. I was a pluffer for many years. Okay. yeah I put up a metal building down in Beaumont. Oh, okay. Like one of those, uh, pole barns or something. Yeah. It was an addition to like an auto shop or something.Oh, wow. Interesting. I did not know this. It's brand new information to me. It was the summer of 1985. And they said, these metal buildings, you can't put them up if it's below 50 degrees. And it ain't Texas, it ain't. Oh, my God. Anyway, we're going into the city. There's a bunch of bridge work going on. Literally, in this country, all of our bridges are falling. And so now they're like, hey, before… Another 100 people die in a bridge accident. Let's replace bridges. I think that's what happened. Anyway, so we're going into the city and we got to go across the bridge and it's down to one lane or actually it was two lanes, but there usually is like three lanes and they're like really tiny lanes, like barely one car fits in a lane kind of thing. And you're like weaving, you know what I mean? It's not a straight line. It's like, okay, you're going to be on these two lanes and you're going to go on those two lanes.and she's like super nervous. Driving a brand new car across the bridge of these tiny lanes. And then she, she has for her uh if she gets a text. It plays, uh, a trumpet sound. It's the beginning of girls on film it's like announcing like somebody's coming into a a ball or something. And so we're driving across the bridge. She keeps getting texts and she keeps jumping oh god visibly visibly jumping in her seat while these, and i'm like, I'm like, she has a daughter. I go, is that your daughter? She's like, No, no. And I go, what? She goes, all my texts make that sound. Oh, God. How annoying. Jesus. It keeps going off, and she keeps twitching. And I swear to God, we were going to just, like, in these little lanes, we were going to go over and, like, hit another car or clip something because she kept weaving every time. And she'd be, like, jumping. Oh, my gosh. Was she trying to read them as well? No, no, she wasn't.scared the shit out of her every time the phone went off. So then you secretly tried to text her like… Yeah, no. I thought about it, but she was so nervous. And then we get to lunch and we come back. All the way back, same thing. Every time she gets a text. And I'm like, I could have drove. Marge, I should have drove. Yeah, and she's like, oh no. I thought… I didn't want you drove last time. Like, don't worry about, Oh my God. She was just cracking me up. I thought we were going to swerve into oncoming traffic or something because of the stupid text. So what was it? I don't know. She just kept getting them. She's on all these, she's an old woman on all these threads with people, you know, pre yarn, you know,updating her OnlyFans or something. That's right. She's getting requests. She's like, Miles Tyler, he's wanting me to send foot pictures. I will see you naked in that Lexus right now. Right now. Up on the hood. So, but I was just like, it was scary at first, and then once we got back, it was kind of funny, you know? I want you to dance around like Taunted Catane in that one song. You can do it. here i go yeah here's another text so but anyway, it was just so weird and i couldn't believe that uh here we go again like why don't you just change the thing i can't yeah because my grandson set this up for me and i don't know how to change it.change. It'll be so heartbroken. He died of lupus. Oh my god. But I just was like, Oh my gosh, we're gonna wreck on the bridge and uh yeah but anyway we made it okay. But oh, yeah, this poor woman was frazzled by the time we got back for lunch the magic school bus. although the funny thing was she's a very proper uh lady but at lunch she told this filthy joke. Oh, okay. All right. I like a filthy joke. Yeah. Which was a little bit out of character. So, and the terrible thing was i was the only, I was the only guy at lunch. Wait a minute. She didn't say, Hey, do you want to see my mouse tattoo? Do you? No, no. She didn't say that. because that's like the filthiest joke i've ever heard a woman pal Well,No, I've never heard that one. Do you want to tell it? A woman says to you, do you want to see my mouse tattoo? And you're like, sure. And she starts unbuttoning her pants and looks down and says, oop, my pussy must have ate it. Who told you that joke? Some unknown woman at my nephew's wedding a long time ago. Did she actually unbutton her pants? She started to. I'm like, what the… I had no idea who this woman was. She had crashed the party. I was outside with all the smokers, and she's like, wants to know my name and where I'm staying. And she says, I did not know this was a joke coming. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, didn't she tell you she won a contest putting quarters up her hoo-ha, did she? No, we didn't get that far into it because I saw…My brother-in-law was eavesdropping, so I had to kind of cut it off. Like, you know, I got to go. I don't know. Well, you know, I am good in tight spaces....