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Miles tries to have lunch while being gassed out by his wife and Desiree, while Bob wonders why there are so many wasps around this summer. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/Mg8PmZ9o5Ko Miles tries to have lunch while being gassed out by his wife and Desiree, while Bob wonders why there are so many wasps around this summer. Bad AI Transcript Do do do do do do do do do Podcasting live from Long Beach, California, Miles Tidal. Living in a refrigerator box underneath the highway. They keep pushing you in, and you wake up when you get wet, so it's a tough life. Yeah. Help him, please. Put some water on him. Leave his blowhole alone. Right. Is that a tidalist? Yeah. Aren't blowholes a weird thing? It sounds like a Seinfeld bit. You ever think about a blowhole? What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal? But yeah, I mean, how'd that work? You know what I mean? Because they still have a mouth. I guess they blowhole the nose that just moved over to the top of their head. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not into that.This evolution is just wild to think about, don't you? I mean, there's a lot of things that have a blowhole. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, I guess. I guess. Yeah. I mean, how does that happen? Does it slowly move up and then at one point it was like right between their eyes and it's like… This isn't working so good. We need to make it a little higher on the face there. I hadn't really thought about it, but I'll consult a cartographer. Because most of the animals with the blowhole are mammals. In fact, I think all of them are mammals. You're getting outside of Uncle Miles' range of expertise there, so I'm going to go with you on this. My comfort zone. I didn't really do good in the sciences in school, I'll be honest with you. You know, we went to college with the guy who helped bring the snorks to animation, you know, to the snork show, to television. Really? Well, we didn't go there the same time he was there, butWe went there shortly after he was there, I think. And the Snorks is kind of like the whole blowhole on top of the head. Do you remember this cartoon, the Snorks? No, I have no idea what the Snorks are. They look like Smurfs, but instead of Smurfs, they live underwater and they have like a snorkel on their head. If you will, yes. It's kind of bad, you know. They're called Snorks. Anyway. You know, maybe. I don't know. It's been a bad day. I'll tell you that. I've been concussed three times in my life, so I'm going to go yes on this. I don't know. Now, each time it happened, was it different or was it the same? Well, yeah. I mean, it was like trauma. Yes. I mean, the effects of it, right? You get hit in the head really hard. Yeah.No, I've been knocked out. I'm saying I have been knocked out in accidents probably three times at least. Three times? You got knocked completely out cold? Yeah. Really? Yeah. That can't be good. You tell me. I don't know. Thank God you don't have a blowhole because it would have gotten right in the blowhole. It would have saved me a lot of time. Blowhole. I have only, that I'm aware of, had one concussion. Yeah. And it was on those goddamn scooters that they had in school. Oh, God. Basically, somebody had the right idea to take furniture movers, shrink them a little bit, and give them to children to get pushed around on at high speeds. Yeah. Yeah. And I was laying on it. I got pushed right into somebody's kneecap and I just about, I didn't, I didn't pass out, but I saw stars. Yeah. And they just, they sent me home. Uh, the only time I've ever been punched in the face was, uh, playing scooter basketball.On purpose? Punched in the face? No, no, he meant to do it. I just didn't know it was coming. It wasn't like a kid that you would expect to like, hey, by the way, kaboom, you know. Never saw it coming. Had no idea that he was that upset about it. Well, were you grabbing his ass or something? He accused me of cheating, apparently. You can't cheat in school basketball. i was so horrible at sports, I don't know how i could cheat. You know, but i don't know i don't know either i don't know did you possibly have a blow hole that you were breathing out of uh maybe he was jealous. I don't know. Which would you rather have, a blow hole or gills? I'd rather have gills and a punch in the face. I don't know. Just curious. Yeah. Yeah.That's weird. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I saw stars. This was in high school. They sent me home. I somehow got a ride home. I think my friend Mark took me home. I promptly go home. I go to sleep. Oh, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, which is the number one thing that you're not supposed to do when you have a concussion. Right. Right. then my mom comes home, and she's like, she wakes me up, and she's like, what are you doing here? Right, right. I'm like, oh, I hit my head. Really hard. You'll get back to school. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that whole interchange, and she's like, really? I'm like, yeah. And she's like your brother. Yeah, and yeah, so then, yeah, I thinkYou know, it's probably good that, you know, nowadays they have a little more education on these kind of things because, yeah. This guy's got CTE now. Yeah. It could have gone either way, you know. I was like Schrodinger's cat while I was sleeping. It could have gone either way. Yeah, no one knew. Yeah, it could have been. Then my mom woke me up, and luckily it went one way. Yeah. Yeah. So whenever you got knocked out completely, how did you wake up? I'm in the hospital. All three times? Yeah. Really? Yeah. 101 was a car accident. One was a bicycle accident. Okay. No. And the third one? I don't remember. I think you're lying. I mean, it was two times. I mean, it was two times. Okay. Now the truth comes out. Third time. I was found face down by my bicycle. It was in Studio 54, and when the bubbles all popped, there I was.No. Naked as a jaybird laying on the floor. No. I was very sore all over. No, that did not happen. So you were found next to your bicycle. Thank goodness you weren't in the middle of the road, I guess. In the middle of the road. Chrissy Hines was there. It was a good time. Get in the road. You were the inspiration for that scene. Wait, stop the Cadillac, quick. Wait a minute. Look at that little kid laying by his bike in the middle of the road. I'll come out now. Should we help him, Chrissy? I actually have a new story right here. I will send it to you. I actually… Yes. I think you're gone. We'll see if he comes back here. He's now reading the news story to himself. Hello. Yeah, there you are. Yeah, okay. So you actually had the news story right there, huh? Yeah, no, I had made a photo album. Were you looking at your photo album while we were talking earlier? No. Now you are? No, I'm talking to you.I don't know what he's doing. Half the time he's going to the bathroom, everybody. I have some issues, all right? So, you know. I'm trying. I had a story for tonight, and I can't. Oh, I have a story for tonight. Here we go. Oh, my God. I thought that was the fucking story, the blowhole. I just wonder about things. Oh, my God. I'm like, this is the shittiest story in the world. Recently. Recently, this is a couple of weeks ago. So I noticed one day I was getting into my car and this wasp was trying to attack me. Yeah. I swatted it away, you know, and then I went into work and I'm getting out of the car and this wasp is attacking me. Again. A different wasp, I'm assuming. I mean, a whole different, you know,part of the country there at that point a different genus yeah i'm way far away from home. So I'm like, God, this, and then it happened more than once. I go places and this wasp was attacking me the whole day? No, no. It wasn't just randomly. I would, as i was going places in my car, I would get out of the car. There'd be a wasp right there. And I'm like, this is weird. Yeah. Right. It's like they have like, you know, they all got Motorola's and they're, you know, APB, problem and attack him. This is the worst Twilight Zone episode I've ever heard in my life, by the way. My glasses. I could read all these books, but I didn't. I have all my time in the world. So I'm like, this is weird, right? Because I was like me in every, you know, I just.I'm in different parts of the city, and there's wasps. And I'm like, I guess the wasps are really thick this year. Was it your honey cologne? That's right. I walk around drizzled in honey most days. That's so gross. I didn't want to do that. I drizzle a little bit on my neckline. I drizzle a little. You're weird, man. This goes on for weeks. And it's not like every time I go someplace it happens, but it happens regular enough to where I notice it. And so then one day I'm getting into my car and I open the door and there's a goddamn wasp in the back seat looking at me. He was flying up at my face. And so I'm swatting him away. I got the door open and I'm trying to get away, you know, and I'm like, this cannot be a coincidence, right?I look in my door, not the front part of the door that's by you while you're driving, but there's a cavity behind the door where you have a little space before the – like I have a four-door. Right. There's a wasp nest in my door. Oh, God. Don't even tell me this. Oh, Jesus. There's a big wasp nest in the door. Oh, my God. And this is why I keep seeing wasps is because my car is full of wasps. And it's on the driver's side door. So every time I open the goddamn door, they're all pissed off. There's a man on the wing. So I'm standing there. I'm like, there's a goddamn wasp nest in my door. So I leave the door open. I get away from the car. I leave it running still. As a matter of fact, I go inside.garage and I'm hunting around because we have to have some wasp spray

Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/8iQ-ezco4u8 Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. Bad AI Transcript Just you inferring something. I don't think that that's anything real. I think it's got everything to do with you. It does. I'm sorry. Uh, Miles with uh a thing called static Radio. Hey Miles, how are you? I am reclined. That's probably what the problem is with all your phlegm, is you're laying down practically. If you'd sit up, it would all, you know you all your drainage would be proper. Well, you seem to know a lot about drainage. know what that's supposed to mean, but You were bragging about it earlier. I was bragging about drainage? Yeah, you're like, I don't drain all right it's my esophageal cancer. Yeah, it sounds like it. I think put that shut out you know like it's like you're uhfour pack a day smoker or something over there. I feel like i just smoked a blunt man like man it's all cashed out goodness gracious i love it i love how in tune miles is with everything. He asked me a question tonight. How long you been doing this thing? It's like, I don't know, three years? I just was interested. I wanted to ask a question, and you answered it. You're like, honey, when did we switch from butter to margarine? I don't know, 20 years ago? Why did we have to decaf? I didn't realize. Things like that have happened in my life. How come I'm wearing diapers and not underwear anymore? And this isn't our home. You get back in your room now. I'm not your wife, idiot. This is not my beautiful wife. So yeah, you may ask yourself.And so then we got on this whole thing where I show him all these social media posts that I've been doing that he is not aware of. I am on social media somewhat, but I kind of… I think I post them on TikTok somewhere too. I don't know. You're not on TikTok. I am on TikTok. You barely post bullshit. Okay. Bye. Lies, lies and more lies. And then i'm making little uh like 8-bit games on the website and and i mean you know it's a whole thing. I'm having fun. I, okay. I didn't know. So, enjoy people, enjoy. Games. Yeah, little fun, little, you know, silly games. Yep. That usually involve… Tic-tac-toe. I could do a tic-tac-toe if you want. If you want. Usually involve our characters in some way, shape, or form. Me melting. You what? Me melting in every cartoon. Oh, you melting. Yeah, the cartoons have you melting. I think that's funny. I don't know. I think people find…You as a snowman melting funny. You know, that would not have been my first pick as a character. Well, unfortunately, you didn't know how to do anything, and so I picked it. No, that's okay. I think it's a very apropos character for you. I guess. I don't know if it would be my first choice for myself. You have a very large round head. Right. You have a very prominent nose. Correct. And you wear a Bears memorabilia and jerseys and that stuff all the time. That's what the snowman has. And I have a jelly belly. Yeah. I mean, I did make you, if you recall, you were on a Bears playing card as your character. Yeah. You like that one. Well, if it's tastefully done, I don't want to be embarrassed. Yeah.I try to, you know, each time I try to go back and forth to where, you know, I'll get your goat, then you'll get my goat, you know what I mean? I don't be eating tacos in the car, for instance. I thought that was funny. Inappropriate. You read a little bit too much into everything, I think. I am reading a lot into these cartoons. Yeah. I feel very uncomfortable watching these with you for half an hour. This is weird, dude. This is weird. I try to make them interesting. I mean, to some degree, I'm glad you're a quote-unquote friend of mine, I suppose. Oh, God. Sometimes I feel very uncomfortable with it, too. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.You figure it out. Yeah, eating in the car. It's like a thing. There's all these videos of people eating in a car. I thought it wouldn't be funny if our characters were eating in a car. This guy sends me chocolates on Valentine's Day and stuff. I'm getting weird with it, man. I'm like, I don't know. This is like crossing the line. The only thing I send you is postcards, which, by the way, you've got your postcards from my latest trip. I did. Yeah. And I sent you a postcard from the place that you suggested. Yes. I said, thank you. Now the, the funny thing behind that is I actually was going to get you a gift. Yeah. So we went, we were in Charleston, South Carolina recently. This is called a segue by the way, everyone. And, uh,And you had recommended, you said you should go see the Hunley. Well, that's totally up everybody's alley who was on the trip, right? We love these historical things. And for those of you who don't know what the Hunley is, the Hunley was the first submarine. Correct. Successful battle. And it blew up a ship. It did. Yeah. I can't remember the name of the ship now. The Constitution. No, was it the Constitution? The Chattahootook. Yeah. So anyway, it was a Chappaquiddick. I think they blew it up. A lot of people drowned. No one's fault. But the, the guys who, the funny thing is, and that's not funny in any way, shape or form, actually two people, two sets of people died in the submarine. That's correct. One, when they were testing it, they killed everybody. And then they actually had a successful mission.And blew up a Union ship. So they were the Confederates made the submarine. So it was a Confederate submarine. And they blew up a Union ship. And then they were successful. Everybody knew they were successful. And then somehow they died on the way back. Yeah. So kind of a mixed, yeah. Yeah, a little bit. It was good and bad. And then… Apparently, at that point, everybody's like, you know what? We can't get any more volunteers to go on these goddamn submarines, so we're going to scrap this idea. Anyway, they found it, and it's preserved at a naval base in Charleston, South Carolina. You can go see it, and you get to see all this interesting history about it and so forth. We went, and I got your postcard. I mentioned that. I'm in the gift shop, andwe always get a magnet, so we have a magnet, and i got a postcard, and i told my wife i'm like i'm gonna get miles something. You know, he was really hyped on this thing i want to i want to get him something, and i go, I thought about getting you a t-shirt. Yeah. And I'm like, no, I don't, you know i i I don't know what size he is. I'm not going to try to figure this shit out. Because if I get it too big, he's going to be crying. And if I get it too small, he's going to be crying. Bob went to South Carolina and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Yeah. So I found there was this hat and it said the Hunley dive team. Right. And I go, I thought I might get him that Hunley dive team hat. And she goes, no.No, you're not getting him a stupid hat. You're getting him a postcard and that is it. That is it. I've had it. Yeah. So she would not get you. She's like, he'll never wear it. You'll pay all this money to get it to him and it'll sit or he'll lose it. And I'm not paying for it. He knows me too well. That's the funny part. Then I go, okay, well, I'll get him a couple of, I got you extra postcards. You did? Yeah. And so, yeah. Now, the story that you don't want to hear that I want to tell because it says a lot. So, we're at the Hunley. I'm getting postcards and we got, you know, magnet and something else. Oh, we got a book about the whole schmear.A book that you'll never read. It's just going to sit there. No, there's a lot of reading going on around here. So anyway, and so then I get the postcard and the lady's ringing it up and I'm paying for it. And then she goes, oh, do you need a stamp? Nope, I got one. She's like, what? She's like digging around the register looking for stamps. She's like, what? I go, yeah, yeah, I got a stamp. She goes, okay. That's unusual. Yeah, exactly. And then she go, and then so she didn't put them in the, in the bag, you know, putting everything in the bag. She goes, you need a pen? No, no, I got a pen. Oh, she goes, what? Are you always this prepared? I go, yes, I am.See, I'm a friend with this mental case out in the Midwest, and we're both mentally ill, and I send him postcards, and he enjoys them. That's right. He's mentally disabled. Yeah, he usually has coloring books I give him, but I send him postcards, too. They did have a coloring book. I thought about getting you one of those. You're not doing it, because he's going to lose it, or he's going to… I would agree with your wife. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I agree with your wife. She made the right call on that. Well, because you were so excited about us being able to go. I'm so happy you saw it. And it was really, you know, the funny thing is, and I don't know if people know this, but anyway, there's an author, his name is Clive Cussler. He writes books, if you look him up. He found the Hunley. He's the one that found it and brought itto the surface, and then it's actually not on the surface because it's in such bad shape. It was a wooden, I don't know, it was a metal, but it's all rusted out and stuff. It had been on the floor of the ocean for quite some time. Anyway, so it's in a tank, so it doesn't degrade anymore in water. But you can look at it. You look down at it. Anyway, he had a lot of books. Raise the Titanic was one of his books. Sahara. He had a bunch of books. Anyway, and my wife and my father-in-law both loved his books and read all his books. So she was actually going just because it had that connection as well. Right. Well,...

Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/E3JFkRUfi18 Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. Bad AI Transcript Live streaming, Fuse City, Jerry. Bob had sex with Candy here. And why are the M&M's in his head? In my ear. In my ear. In my ear. Who's that? Yeah. Drinking my old beer. My root beer. Must be a dream. Dig it. Hi, everyone. It's me, Martin Riggs, doing the show. Martin Riggs. Martin Riggs. I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, yeah. Miles is in such a good mood tonight. It's a little bit scary, actually. I think he's probably close to death or something. He's going to Mitch McConnell us… soon or something you'll never know lindsey grammis or sam neill who died recently. Sam Neill. I was sad. I was sad when i saw that. I don't usually bring in shit like that in the show, but i was generally sad to see uh but the sam neill or the sad part? Sam Neill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it was terrible he was he's like such a a wonderful person. I know. I'm like, oh.Dr. Grant. I'll go driving in my recreational vehicle without papers. L.A. Yeah. L.A. Great actor. He was considered for James Bond at one point. You have to let go of the fence, whatever your name was, little shithead. Let go of the fence so you don't get hurt. Jacob. No, it wasn't Jacob. What was that kid's name? That's the kid's real name is Jacob, I think. Well, everyone knows that, right? I have no idea. That would be a good question. I don't either. I have no idea. I don't remember. I'll have to look it up, but I'm not going to. This is a no-look-up show. You can't look anything up. Not looking up, anyone. God forbid. I don't think Bob looks up to some dresses. I think I'll continue with a couple more vacation stories if you want to hear them. No, I don't.Okay, well then go ahead. What do you have to talk about? No, come on. Go ahead. Come on. So I was thoroughly chastised for the entire… I just got back from vacation a little while ago. I was certainly chastised for the whole vacation by my wife and my daughter and then my in-laws, my brother and mother-in-law. So we are leaving town… to go on vacation. We did a little bit of a road trip. And, uh, as we're leaving town, my wife is like, I have to do a number two, a work, a work call. I have to call on a conference call for work. Yeah. As we're leaving town, I can't get out of it. I have to do it from the car here. And, um,She's like, everybody be quiet. And so I'm like, okay. Yeah, no problem. Excuse me. And we get to the corner of town, and I've already forgotten. And I look over, and there's a farm trailer on the corner. Mm-hmm. And this is where every year they come and sell corn and tomatoes. And so I go, hey, the corn stands going to be open. Apparently, I said it very loudly. Oopsies. And so all of her workmates hear me say the coin stand's going to be open. And she gets so angry with me. So she gives me, you know, she shoots me a dirty look at everything. You're stupid. I'm like, oh, yeah, I was supposed to be quiet, right? I didn't say anything dirty. What are you, what are you, chicken chonk? Hey, man. Jesus.I didn't say anything like that, you know, this fucker cut me off or anything. I just said, hey, the corn stand's open. And so the whole vacation, any time I was about to say something, the corn stand's open? Uh-huh. Every time, I just kept getting it. The corn stand's open! You know, like an idiot. The corn stand! And so, but… But the reality was when we got back from vacation. Everyone went there. Yes. Everybody went there. My wife's like, will you run me down to the corn stand? I'm like, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Honey, would you be a deer? Yeah. If only I were Ike Turner. Anyway. All right. what's love got to do with it? Corn stand. So, yeah, so we went down and got some corn, and you know what? It was really fucking good. Yeah. It's the best fucking corn, I swear to God, when that corn stand opens. It's like, gotta go get some, right? Do you have a corn stand where you live? Yeah, they have some, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So we got corn, we got tomatoes at the corn stand, but it made me so angry because I was made fun of for…you know, like a week and a half. You're stupid. Yeah, you're stupid. You ruined my business meeting saying corn stand. You know, I didn't curse or anything. There's a lot worse things you could have said. Yeah, I could have said, yeah, a lot of, a lot worse things. Trust me, if we were, if the driving situation, if it was totally switched and she was driving and I was on a business call, there would have been cursing of everybody around us, you know, the cocksucker cut me off. Son of a bitch. Yes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cause that's the way my wife talks. Yes. That is not an understanding. Yeah. Let's not even exaggerate. I can't even think of how many dirty things that she would say while driving on vacation that she did say, Oh my God, we got stuck in traffic for construction. It was just constant profanity, which by the way, I have a question for you. Go ahead. So we went,down south, we went down to uh georgia was our most southern point. We were in Savannah, Georgia. And we went to a lot of places in between. But anyway, why in the south do they wait until summer to do the road construction? It doesn't get that cold down there. They could do it all year long almost. But they wait until the summer to do the road construction. What's the deal? Is it like it's like a union thing or something? I don't know. You usually know people, so Well, I could probably find out. I know people that work for me. I could find out. I'm like, I could probably find out for you. I was like, we're down there. We're sitting in traffic. And I'm like, what the hell? They could do this any time of the year. It's not like being up north here where you get snow and everything. They get nothing down there. It gets a little chilly. They don't realize Bob Lamont's in line and I don't wait in line.I waited like a half an hour to get between Tennessee and Kentucky. It was a big to-do. I don't know what the hell they were doing. Me and my wife, Lovie. Now, I had another weird experience as well, real quick here. So I was in Asheville, North Carolina on vacation, and we were going to have some churrascura, I think is how you say it. It's the Brazilian – restaurant where they bring out these giant skewers of meat and cut off a piece and put it on your table or your plate. Have you ever been to one of these things? No. Oh, really? I figured you, you of all people would have been to one of these things. I've not had any kind of Brazilian experience. I think it's called Churrascura. Churrascura, I think is what it's called. Anyway, I'm probably saying that all wrong. But anyhow, so we're heading downtown Asheville to go to this…steak place and we get off the highway and we pull up to this corner and there is several, um, unhoused individuals. It seems like laughing about. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got, I got you. And they, I think at least one of them or maybe two of them were kind of, you know, asking for money and whatnot. Yeah. But we were in a stoplight, obviously. You get off the highway, you go to a stoplight. Yeah. But there's three people who all looked very similar in their attire and their disheveledness, shall we say. Nice. And they started, like, fighting. What are you doing? Now… The most humorous part, which I should not laugh at, this is horrible of me to even mention. Yeah. But one of the guys only had one leg and was on crutches. Oh. And he proceeds to kick another guy in the ass. Uh-huh. And guess what happened? He fell. He fell. The bastard fell, didn't he? You know, there's an old joke about…You're probably as good as a one-legged man. Yes. Yes. It played out at a stoplight in Asheville. He's like, God damn. It's right. It's right. I was like, we're sitting there going to this restaurant, which now I feel bad about now that I mentioned it. Well, now I feel bad. At the time, I wasn't thinking about it. Now that I've just said it again. But now that I'm laughing at it. All this is unfolding on the corner. And yeah, literally, this guy apparently gets mad at the other guy. One-legged guy. And he kicked him in the ass. I mean, he got him. But then, of course, he took a tumble. Well, that's confidence. Well, yeah, he's got some chutzpah. That's for sure. I give them that. You know what I mean? Fuck it. Like, fuck, I'm going down, but oh well. I'm going down, but you're going down with me, buddy. Yeah, oh well. And they were tussling, and I was like, let's just get out of here. Did you join in? Like, all right. Yeah, that's right. I rolled down the window. Hey, buddy. You got your elbow out. All right, MFers. That's right. You got Moxie. Come down to the Churroscura, and I'll buy you a plate. Oh, have some scura. Yeah. Yeah.But anyway, I'll be honest with you. Chiroscuro was not as great as I was hoping it would be. Yeah. But it was cool. These guys come out with these giant swords and they literally cut meat off of them and put it on your plate. It's like a James Bond movie. It is. It's just… They throw them at people and they're on fire. It's like… What's that biscuit throwing place? Lambert's. Yeah, it's Lambert's, but with like skewers. With skewered meat. You killed my grandma, you son of a bitch. I will say the food wasn't the best, but our waiter was the best waiter I think I've ever had in my life. He was so good. He was handsome. He was handsome. He was nice. Yeah.kept my drink filled, which is, you know, that's the number one thing for a waiter so so what's going on with you i that was all t

Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/-1lcSSl_kgE Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. Bad AI Transcript The sound of summer. Hey, everyone. Miles Pytle with Static Radio Podcast. And Super Phlegm. That's your new nickname. Super Phlegm. He's Super Phlegm. My esophagus. Now, my, my, why you got so much phlegm in your mouth? It's not phlegm. He's super phlegm, super phlegm, he's super phlegmy. Yeah, wow. Temptations sing. Yeah, exactly. God, he's so goddamn phlegmy. I feel like I'm smoking weed again. He's drinking a gallon of milk or something or whatever. Yeah. I was smoking weed again, man. Oh, are you? Okay. No, I feel like it. I feel like it. I mean, everybody does gummies these days, so I don't know why you're smoking it. No, I haven't in a long time. I'm just saying. Oh, okay. so we are a couple of, uh, traveling guys yes we're traveling traveling guys this is the East. We're coming to your house we're gonna party down. We're the traveling guys. I don't have that uh songSo, yeah, you went somewhere, and I went somewhere, and normally that never happens. Usually I just go somewhere. True. No, that's true. I'm not offended. That is true, actually. You normally don't go anywhere. I try not to. Or you just go down to the Casey's or something and bother the people. Yeah, as I like to. Yeah, the peoples. So where did you go? I was up by the Wisconsin-Michigan border area. Oh, really? Did you go to the Dells? Well, that wouldn't really be the border area if you knew cartography, which you don't. I'm not a cartographer. I guess the Dells is lower. Stupid shit. lower than where you were at. You were higher. Well, they don't have fucking geography class where the fuck you want. Can you say geography? No, I can't say if i'm drunk. Uh, I got all this phlegm going on yeah yeah no i have snap up there in the michiganders oh yeah i got yeah i got beamed in the head. Yeah. I was at a cemetery and something hit me in the head. I go, what the fuck?was this slimy fucking pine cone hit me in the head. This freaking ghost drops us on my, it's awful as sap or as some people like to call it uh ghost spooge. I'm walking around like cameron diaz from, uh, there's something about Mary. Yeah, I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, there's goo in my hair. Oh, my God. Is it bird shit on me again? No. Everyone was hoping it was bird shit. Like, oh, I hope it's bird shit. I go, I don't think so. I go, it smells like pine, and it's really gooey, man. It's sticky gooey. What's a squirrel spunk? I don't know. It just hit me right. Like, literally, I was walking into the cemetery, and it was like, what the hell?Did you look around? Maybe there was a clue on one of the tombstones. You know? I thought I heard ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I mean, you know, look for some kind of sign. You know what I mean? No, that was the sign, so much. I knew it. Okay. I think it was a ghostly encounter. I think it was. Spunky pine cone. Yeah, I'll pull a spunk. I'm like, geez. Really? Then I'm like the whole, I'm obsessing about it like the rest of the day. I'm like, God. Is it in my hair still? Is it in my? Well, it got hard. Did you? It got hard. You're like, I could, if I rubbed this in certain places, I could be useful to me. The more I rubbed it, the harder it got. You weren't wearing a hat? You weren't wearing a bear's hat? What's going on? No. Well, I have a lot of hair. I haven't cut my hair in a long time, so I didn't think I needed it. Yeah.You've been blessed. I don't think your dad is really your dad. I'm just saying. Yeah, well, I don't know. We look an awful lot alike, so I don't know. He didn't have any hair. Yeah. That's all inheritance, though. And he never coughed up as much phlegm, for Christ's sake. Yeah. He didn't. I'm sorry, man. Sorry. That's the way it is. So… You got slimed by a pine cone in the cemetery. What are we doing in the cemetery? What are we looking for? We went to an old ghost town and I go on the map. Really? Yeah, there is. Yeah. It's an abandoned west. You know what I mean? No, it's an abandoned like foundry or whatever. Got you. Company town? Yeah, right. It was right on the water. And I go, oh, there's a cemetery. And my daughter-in-law is like, that is way too far to walk. For a fat guy like you. I'm like, excuse me. Back in the day. I walked everywhere. Then I had to pull my Shelly Winters on her. I pulled out this medallion like, I used to be the swimming champion back in high school.She said, you can't do it. You won't make it. Have you ever heard of a man called Dave Waddle? He was a buddy of mine and he was a walking champion. Yeah. And you know what? That little shit was right. We had to get in the car and go to this place. Damn it. Damn it. No, we had some… Uh, we didn't actually tell my relatives we were there, so we could actually go sightseeing, you know, so. Oh, gotcha. So you did a little, oh, you mean you didn't even tell them at all? Uh, no. Well, towards the end of our trip, we did. Oh, okay. So you went, you snuck in and then you go, Hey, we're here. We have been here for three days. We got it. We got in Friday night and Sunday. I went to church with my mom. I freaked her out. And she's like, it's an apparition.I know she was all freaked out crying. I thought that ghost miles would be much thinner than real. You'd be surprised. You'd be, but, um, we, uh, there's a lot of waterfalls up there. A lot of them are pretty small, you know? Yeah. And, uh, we were going to go to one of the larger ones. and we, uh, it was a little bit of a car ride. You know, we get there there's four of us and, uh, there's like all these people just kind of mulling around the parking lot, just like zombies. I'm like, Hmm, that's weird. Like, you know, like, I don't know. What is this? Like a grateful dead concert? I didn't know what it was. Somebody like, were they selling food or no? Yeah, no. There was like,They were just standing around. I'm like, what the hell is going on? So I go waddling up. There's like a park ranger thing. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. You guys are like, you got a pine cone stuck to your head. Let's see where the other one landed. You can't take that out of the park. Excuse me, sir. No, the trail is blocked off. It's physically blocked off. You can't go there. Can't see that one. I'm like, what's up? She goes, oh, yeah, the trail's washed out. There's no way in hell you're going there. Well, let me show you. I'll go get my car. My name's Bob Lamont, and I'll do whatever I want. Here's $300. Go F off. You know what I'm saying? Whatever I jam well, please. I'm rich. I'll buy this waterfall and this broken path. Everyone's like, oh, that nice lady. I'm like, she's a bitch.Oh, man. It was like a nice lady like your mom. A really nice, sweet lady. Everyone's like, oh, she was so nice and sweet. No, she wasn't. Right. My mom didn't like you, so there you go. Well, I liked her. It was nice. It wasn't mutual. I don't care. She was nice. It was unrequited love. It was unrequited love. And So to salvage it, I go, let's… Well, actually, I didn't really pick this, but down the road a little ways was… There's an ice cream shop, I'm sure, in this neighborhood. Yeah. No, we actually stopped to get drinks, and there's some weird noise going on behind this store. I'm like, is this Jurassic Park? What the fuck? They're like… No, yeah, no. There was an old lady working there, and me and a stranger, we made eye contact, and we both asked the same question, like, what the fuck is that noise? Yeah. And the lady's like, oh, that's just a parrot, but we don't want people fucking with them, so we keep them in the back. I'm like, oh. Oh, parrots are so annoying. It was loud, though. It was so loud. I go, this has got to be like an emu or some shit or ostrich or… He's like, I'm being raped by Jeffrey. I'mSo anyway, uh, so I turn here for, uh, you know, danger falls. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Great. And at first it's paved. You're like, oh, okay. All right. That's good. And then it's, it kind of becomes like a gravel road. You're like, oh, okay. And then it says something like country road ends. I'm like, oh, okay. And now it's more like mud. Oh, and, uh, Parked on the opposite side of the road, like, lots of cars. I'm like, that's weird. Like, a bunch of abandoned cars. I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead. Like, you know, like, I'm like, what the fuck? Are these the same people that were in the parking lot milling around? No. I don't know. I don't know. And then, like, then people were parking on our side of the road, so there's very little room. Uh-huh.to maneuver, and now there's like duallys coming the other way. I'm like, oh, this is not good. You kept going, even though all these cars were parked. You kept going. Well, you kept hoping there'd be a conclusion to this. You're like, oh, okay, all right. You're here for something totally different that's irrelevant to what we're doing. I have no idea what the fuck all these people were doing. I get preferential parking because I inherited a placard. Right. Yeah, I know. Well, we'll certainly. And finally, my wife was driving. She was, I'm just turning around. Fuck it. Yeah, no kidding. Wow. And my wife is driving. It's a wonder you guys didn't barrel right on through. No, she got us. Thank God she got us out of there. I was so happy. I'm like, let's just go. You didn't even get to see any waterfalls? No. And we're trying to warn people.we're trying to warn people coming into this thing. Like, Hey, you may not want to go to this. You're going, you're going. I know. I was like, uh,...

Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtu.be/9mGagGxpMTA Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. Bad AI Transcript That's what she would want. You know, I don't want that to happen, but you know sure and Finally This is like like say about a week ago, right? Yeah, so within two weeks of that or two now for two weeks about two weeks two days of that Two days of that. Okay. First of all, like the neighbors tree like half of its now in my backyard. I'm like fuck is it still there? I Uh, yeah, I haven't gotten around to it yet. Oh, that's so sorry, mile. That's so terrible. I know. I'm glad I don't live by you. Cause you'd probably be suing me by now. Or a French bit rent on this tree branch. Yeah. I know your tree landed in my mulch. You're going to have to pay me for this space. So,I'm starting to think, like, you know, he might be right. Uh-oh. Now you're thinking that you've just finally come to this realization. Yeah, it's like one of those monster movies where the guy's all in denial, like, oh, there's no monster out there. And then he's, like, the middle of the movie. He's like, well, fuck, maybe there is. There can't be giant rabbits. There ain't no Bigfoot, son. Oh, shit. Holy moly. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. Well, maybe the boy's got a point. Bigfoot sent me over a stump. Yeah. Do it again. And, um, so anyway, that night, oh my gosh. So I make arrangements and, uh, the guy, you know, I was like, well, I can't come out there for a week. I'm like, okay. What? A tree?The tree, yeah. There's probably a lot of trees down. It'll be fine. You don't ever mow your grass anyway. No big deal. He's like, well, let's just wait until it dries up. Let's give it about a few days. Next thing I know, three days later, we have three inches of rain come down in one day. I'm like, well, I'm fucked. Yeah. More tree limbs are coming down. Now your backyard's full of tree limbs. Actually, yeah. Now my tree limb actually fell off my own tree limb. It was not nearly as big, but had it hit someone in the head, it probably would have killed them. I was like, shit. I'll have to have Bob over more often, I guess. Anyway, so that night I could go to bed. I'm like, all right, well, I don't like to go to bed worrying about shit. I just go to bed. How do you go to bed not worrying about things?I don't know. I just shut, I normally could shut it off. I don't know why. I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause I fall asleep really fast. Well, between that and the suffocation, everyone wins out. So that night I'm sleeping and I, all of a sudden, uh, like this dream starts. And like one of my sisters is like, Oh man, she goes, our mom is writing like checks to like her local church. Like, her yearly Christmas donation. Okay. But she wants to give it to the church early this year. Mm-hmm. He goes, isn't that weird? I'm like, oh, fuck. That is weird. Like, maybe she knows, you know, like, you know, like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Like, I literally woke up, like, two o'clock in the morning and almost called my mom. I'm like, are you okay? Because now… This little shit has cursed me.He had to scrape off the curse and put it on you. Yeah, he did. He bounced it on me. First of all, he tells me something horrible is going to happen, which the tree happened. And then he's like, oh, this horrible dream happened. Then I have somewhat of a similar dream somewhat. Like, okay, that little shit happened. Why? Why? Why did I deserve it? Why did it bounce my way for? I'm bouncing back. I shake it off. I don't want it. Give this to Bob LeBent. I don't want it. I don't want any of your weirdness. I'm bouncing it to you. There's no bouncing. Yes. It's like the ring. Once I tell this story, it's going to happen to you. Once you listen to it, it bounces to you. No. It's like the ring video. I don't know what you're talking about.The Ring, isn't that the movie where you watch the videotape and then… No, I have no… I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I hope it doesn't come to fruition. I know. I'm like, fuck. Because I haven't really called my mom yet. I'm like, fuck. If it does… I know. You know who I'm blaming. I'm going to feel like an asshole. I know. I'm like, fuck. That's what you feel all the time. Well, yeah, that's true. I am an asshole. I am a freaking jerk. Well, I'm sorry your son feels that way. I know, you know, being in his familiar, you know, familial, familial? What's the family? His family situation. Yeah. You know, the relations and all. Mm-hmm. He would feel cursed.Yeah, you know, you get down, you know, things happen. I mean, you know, look around. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, this guy's like one step from an iron lung. Yeah, no kidding. So, you know, but I think it's okay. I think it's going to be fine. I'll be honest. It's going to be fine. It's going to be okay, right? Oh, yeah. That'd be fine. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't grandma. Maybe it was just somebody who looks like grandma. And why was my sister in the dream? Well, you look like your mom, so. I look a lot like my dad. Yeah. I was trying to draw a connection to you. I look like my daddy. Yeah, you do look like your dad. Handsome. There's no mistaking. There's no mistaking. A little bit of Clark Gable. Yeah, remember, like, a long time ago, they had those apple people where they'd take and, like, make their face out of an apple, and it'd be all dried up and craggly. Yeah, you'd cook the apple or something, wouldn't you? Yeah, that would you guys, the apple people. We do look alike. I mean, we do. Male or female. Yeah, male or female. Yeah, all this. Yeah.Although my brother does not look like my dad. That's weird. mailman? It's been theorized. Because actually, he has my grandpa's name, who coincidentally was also a best friend of my mom and dad, that name. Coincidence. That guitar playing son of a bitch. I wonder if he's my brother's. Yeah. Hmm. Weird. You know, I mean, I want to talk out of turn here, but somebody I know had a, you know, extra child go on. Go on. I'm just saying. I'm not going to say any more than that. I'm going to get in trouble, so I won't say any more than that. I don't know. No one I know. Nobody you know had an extra kid or anything? No. Really? You mean like a bastard, you mean, or what? Yeah, yeah, that's a grown-up child, yeah.I don't know. Was that you? I don't know. I have no idea what you're alluding to. I don't know. Okay. Well, I probably shouldn't have said anything. Let's change the subject. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know. Let's change the subject. I guess. I would like to hear this off the air. I don't know. Refer to me. I know it's not me. No. Well, heck, come on. You would flaunt it. Let's be honest. Yeah. That's my kid. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if my dad was like super, super, super rich, I'd be like, that is my dad. Otherwise, I'll just claim my dad as my dad. Gotcha. Okay. Nothing against my dad. I'm just saying. Actually, I know several people who have an extra child. Now that I think about it. Dr. J. No, Dr. J doesn't. He's probably got three or four.No, I don't think so. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you about it later. Anyway. All right. Go ahead. I don't know why I brought it up. I guess I was just thinking about it. You and Roberta? No, not Roberta. That girl you used to work with at the library, Roberta? No, not Roberta. You were wanting to bang her? You were like, hey, come here. No, there was no interest in Roberta ever. She seemed interested in you. Well, that may have been. I've had several opportunities with the wacky and weird side of Roberta. Wasn't she the one that wanted to sit, like, really close to you all the time? You're like, no, get away. Yes, I tell her, get away from me. Arms length. I think I used to say that. Arms length, Roberta. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't know what we do here. I can't touch you. Uh-uh. It's more of a guideline than a rule. Yeah. No. Well, everybody. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. In college, I had a job.I worked at the library in what was called at the time the Self-Instruction Center. Yeah. And Miles was rich and didn't have a job. By choice. That's correct. Yes. Yeah. And then he would come out and hang out at my job and talk to all the interesting people that I worked with. Looking back, I probably should have gotten a job. I don't know how I thought about that. Yeah, well, you could have got a job. You were there enough. You could have just got a job. I know. I could have. Shit, I would have made like $20,000 at least. I don't know about that. That was back like 40 years ago. Yeah. Back then, I don't think I made no $20,000. But yeah, it was a good job, though. Honestly, it was one of the better jobs on campus, if you ask me. But this guy in the library.You're in the library. Those guys handed out cassette tapes and headphones for three hours a night. Got paid for it and got to do my homework in between. Yeah. He's getting a whopping $5. Remember I handed out bones. You don't remember that? I'm not sure what that's code for. No, I handed out boxes of bones. You don't remember this. I was not in that class. No. We had, so at the Sulphur Church Center, we had all kinds of stuff. We had a lot of cassettes and headphones and film strips. And this is before, you know, had films and videotapes and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. This is before digital. And what we used to have for the med students, we'd have boxes of bones. I was not brought in on this.Oh, no, I used to get them out and tease people with them. No, no. Because we had skulls. Never happened. Yes, and we had arms,...

Miles gets jealous as Bob describes a freebie that he did not share. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/jdhH8apWoZE Miles gets jealous as Bob describes a freebie that he did not share. Bad AI Transcript Who knows what they're getting down on? They're getting down on life. What do you think about that? Get down on it. Get down on it. Bye. get down on it this is miles you know what this platform needs? What? Captioning. I want to see my words around the bottom of the screen yeah you say, If it's on the bottom of the screen, you say. Get down on it. Down on it. There you go. Yeah. Everybody's tired tonight, Miles. I don't know what's going on. It's the beginning of summertime. In the summertime when the weather is hot. Can we trot up and touch the sky when the weather is hot? Who sang that? Mongo Jerry. Mongo Jerry. Ah, my goodness. Yeah, so doing summertime activities. How about yourself? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Oh, really? What did you do? Summertime activity. Mowed the grass? I stayed inside pretty much, and then I mowed the grass, yeah. You're supposed to be the sweaty, fat neighbor. Oh, I am. I am. Okay, well, that's good. Wish granted. Wish granted, yeah.Yeah, where the camera pans over and you're, you know, the lawnmower's smoking and then you're waving at the camera. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, you're sweating profusely. You got like an old kitchen dish towel around your neck. Around my waist. Then that would be like what? A couple of different dozen towels? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. What's weird is the neighbor's constantly gardening. I'll wake up at 6 to let the dogs out. I'll look over. He's out there. I'm like, Jesus. Really? Maybe he lives out there now. Maybe that's where he is. I think his wife has banished him out to the garden. I know. He's just constantly out there. Make some food for us. Does he ever give you any tomatoes or anything? He used to give me egg rolls. You don't garden egg rolls, I don't think.Thank you. do you pull them when they're ready just kind of dig them up okay are you sure you're not thinking of eggplant no he's no this guy used to make egg rolls man do you think now that eggplant, since it's a symbol for penis and texting that whenever people give other people an eggplant, they think it's rude. I hope so, because my wife just bought her best friend an eggplant ceramic thing. Like when you're cooking, you put your spoon somewhere to rest it. So it's like a big penis spoon holder? Yeah. Oh, how interesting. Her friend loves penis. Well, I think that's true. I was just wondering, yeah, if you're just like, oh, I had some extra eggplants. You pervert. You know how you like eating free grapes in the supermarket? Well, that's how she is with – Eggplants? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Get down on it. I was given an opportunity this weekend, and it was – all I can say is this opportunity was a total Miles title opportunity that I took full advantage of.You know, you sent me some vague pictures. I go, that son of a bitch. That son of a bitch got some nice freebie somewhere, and he's going to rub it in my face. I think it was… Personally, it's one of the nicer freebies that I've ever gotten. So I get… Because of the field that I am in, sometimes I am offered free tickets to things and free this and free that. And I just… I usually say no. I say no thanks. That's okay. But this time I was offered something and it intrigued me. And so I'm like, well, wait a minute. The musical Stomp. That's right. I got free tickets to Stomp. Yeah, right? It was Sesame Street Live, and I dressed up as Elmo. I cosplayed Elmo. Tickle me. That's right. Tickle me, children.No, no, no. So they offered up tickets to go to the racetrack here in St. Louis, right? There's a big racetrack here in St. Louis. There is? Yeah. I think it does NASCAR and IndyCar racing, right? So this is not like the low-end mini sprint midget things or whatever they used to do. This is like real racing. Is it right in the city, though, or is it like out in the suburbs somewhere? Well, I was almost going to be flippant and say it's just like the bears out in the middle of nowhere. Oh, you son of a bear. Yes, it's on the east side in the middle of nowhere. But I've always been curious. Not that I'm a racing person. I'm definitely not. This is definitely not one of the things that I would –pay money for, but I'm certainly going to take full advantage because number one, they not only offered me tickets, they offered me the box suite tickets where you go in the air conditioning and have free drinks and food. You're a freaking jerk. And free VIP parking. Oh, you don't deserve this. You don't even deserve it. I asked my friend, Hefe, I said, Hefe, do you want to go to the races with me? Not Dr. J, right? No, no, Dr. J. No, Dr. J. This is my friend, Hefe. I've known him most of my life. And I said, I go, I got these box seats to the – these box tickets to the races. And I go, I'm probably going to have to talk to somebody, but –I mean, if this is the time you want to go see the races, this would be the time, right? And Jefe goes, I've never been. I'll take you up on your freebie, my friend, right? Yeah, you know who also hasn't been? Me. Yeah, me. Well, live a little closer, maybe. Jefe just lived real close. Yeah, I know. I'd get screwed again. Thanks. Yeah. Wait a minute. Should I go into the fact that Saturday I was going to meet you somewhere and you ditched me? For all those years, you bitched about me screwing you out of those Star Trek movie tickets. That's true. The first remake of Star Trek, yes. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. So you and Faye get up this beautiful freebie. Well, you wouldn't meet me in the middle of nowhere…play pinball or something. So I figured there's no way he's going to come down here all the way down here to go to the race thing. Yeah, that's true. So I'm like, all right, Jefe, come over and then we'll run down to the racetrack. And so we did. So he's like, yeah, I'll be your date. And I'm like, what? After all these years, the truth comes out? Yeah. By the way, we used to be roommates for a while. You are very woman-like. Girl. So me and Jefe buzz down to the racetrack. Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing, which is the norm. And I just keep holding up my VIP parking pass to all of the orange-vested idiots that are along the route. And they're waving me forward, right? Yeah. Yeah.and i'm like, are we going the right way? because I mean, there's just, it's just, the races are total fucking chaos. It is total chaos with very minute, uh, times where everything seems to just snap together and work. You know what i mean? There's people just going in every direction. There's children running around in their underwear and dogs barking and jumping and And there's like 100 people in safety vests that just seem to be standing in random places. They're all my cousins. Yeah, they all look like they all asked me if I was related. Yeah. So we go and I'm like holding up my I printed everything out because I'm totally anal and don't want to try to use the phone to have them scan it and everything. So I've got my, my, not only my VIP, I got my gold VIP parking pass is what it said. Yeah. So I'm holding it up and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever idiot. Just keep going. Right. And then we, we get into the, we're right next to the racetrack, you know, and we pull into where they tell me to pull into and,I'm like, wow, we're really… I mean, right there's the racetrack, right? Right. And then they have me drive and drive and drive and drive and drive. And the VIP parking is about a 15-minute fucking walk. Oh, not here. Not here. Keep going. No, no. Keep going. Keep waving me. I'm like, this is not fucking VIP. You're out in the county. Keep going. And Jefe is like, there better be some fucking drinks. That's all I'm telling you. I didn't bring any money. He said it was all inclusive. So we park way the fuck down this lane. I don't even know. It's like there's corn. I don't know what's going on. So we have to walk all the way back to get to the line. And you get searched.at the racetrack nowadays, which, you know, I haven't been to the races ever, but I was thinking it would be a lot more lax because, you know, where we live, where I live here and where you live mostly in the Midwest, people just have guns. They just carry them around. You know what I mean? This is not unusual. Yeah. To have people with a gun on their hip or, you know, in their car or in the back of their truck or, I mean, my father-in-law for one was always had like four or five guns within arm's reach. And he shot himself accidentally. Yeah, he shot himself once, but that's beside the point. Accidentally. It was accidentally, yes. And so they were a little bit more security-minded than I figured, but they didn't have you walk through the gate. They just had guys with wands. It was like a porno or something. They just wanded you, suggestively. Yeah.Where were they sticking the wands at? Come up between your legs, you know, stand, spread your legs and put your arms out. And they just like rub it all around you. It was, I'm like, these are, I think these are all volunteers from the defender area. But anyway, I had to have all my, take everything out of your pockets, folks, and stick your arms out. And then they, whoo. you know, and of course they had the bag checkers, which thankfully we did not bring bags because we traveled light. You know, we were like yeah it's all inclusive, right? We got everything. So we didn't bring nothing with us. People had like got jugs, these giant jugs of water and stuff. Jugs of water you do they're like pulling pulling coolers behind them. It's likeI'm like,...

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