EPISODE · Dec 22, 2024 · 33 MIN
Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 1
from Terrible Person · host Terrible Person
Bird flu headlines, Christmas dread, and broke holiday reality set the tone as Gareth and Skittle try to process how the year disappeared. They recap ZooLights, complain about forced photos, and spiral into Wicked fatigue, Ariana Grande’s SpongeBob boyfriend, and why celebrity relationships feel like a glitch in the simulation.Then it gets darker and funnier: autoerotic asphyxiation hypotheticals, ancestry DNA paranoia, “what happens when we die” theories, and the weird modern phenomenon of adults intentionally going missing. They close with Chex Mix for the troops, cereal math, and the most chaotic soup cracker substitute attempt of all time.
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Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 1
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