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Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad. _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2q5jIg_041Y Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad. Bad AI Transcript Live streaming, Miles. Are you ready to be live streaming, my friend? Somebody stop! What kind of stupid-ass voice is that? I don't know. I just came up with it. You sound like one of the Transformers or something. This is an old lawnmower Transformer. I got to mow that lawn. That's right. You got to mow the lawn. Watch out. Hey, push mower. Hurry up. We need help. I'm right on the way. boy oh my God. This is as funny as the show's gonna get so it's gonna get exactly it will not top this so if you that was our out of the gate that was if you didn't like that then please do not listen anymore. Oh, my goodness gracious. I went to the dentist today. Oh, I thought you might open up with something else, but okay, yeah. Oh, was there something else? Is there something that you know that I don't know? You sent me something a few days ago. I sent you something a few days ago. How we have been shadow banned on YouTube. Oh, yeah, we can talk about that if you want to. No, we don't have to. I just thought you might leave with that. No, I was like, I don't even want to talk about it.Okay, I'm sorry. Let's go to Dentist. So you went to Dentist and… Well, now you brought it up, I got to talk about it. So I got a note from YouTube that said that we had a show that was construed as some kind of hate speech. Right. Now, mind you, this show is from 2014. So it's a little late to the party on that one. Yeah. And the other part was I listened to it. I have the original, right? So they took it off YouTube. It's off of YouTube. It's called Crying Shame, the episode. We start the episode. It's at Christmastime and 10 years ago, 11 years ago, Miles is playing like, I don't know, 1941 or one of these, you know, killing World War II games.games on the xbox or something i think it's called first Shooter. Oh, is it called First, oh, I didn't, okay, First Shooter. Or whatever it's called, I don't know. He's saying, telling his son, you know, as he's playing this video game, yeah, kill those Germans, and then we're supposed to be um i know i didn't i did not say Germans. Well, no, you said Nazis, but then spell it so we don't get banned again, okay, so N-A-Z-I-S. Okay. And, uh, and so that I, we were supposed to be doing the show and I caught him in the middle of playing the game. And so I started joining in. I'm like, yeah, you know, and that's what they, that's what they use as the example. It, and I was making fun of the fact that here it is Christmas time and miles and his family are sitting down to a raucous world war two game where they're killing the enemy. We were on a living.um Unaliving, yeah, we can use those words. Anyway. I thought there was it was ironic i they say you can, you know, send them a note and tell them what you, and i'm like, no, if the ai can't figure out the humor in it, then never mind. I'm not even gonna bother with it. It's 10 years ago, 11 years ago, 12 years ago. Yeah, I know. I had to go back and listen to that show. It was about that young girl that was crying in my living room. Oh, I didn't even listen past the point. There was two girls having a fight. Now, don't ask me why I always had two teenage girls in my house. That's a different story. That, no one cares about. No one cares about that. Everyone's okay with a middle-aged man having two teenage daughters. This is like a dump story or something. Let me tell you something now. It was two girls and my son playing a video game along with the Epstein guy hanging out.But it was Juan Epstein. Hey, Mr. Cod, I got a note here. It was Juan. It wasn't whoever that guy's name is. So go ahead. I'm sorry. No, go ahead. We're going to explain why you had two teenage girls at Christmas time. No, go back and listen to the show. I'm not going to go through it. You can listen to it on our website, but not on YouTube. The girls were fighting over a boy. And one of them, like, was interrupting, like, Monday Night Football, and I didn't know what to do because she was, like, literally crying, like, three feet away from me. While you're trying to kill the enemy. No, I was done playing video games at that point. Oh, you were done playing video games at that point. Yeah, no, and then all of a sudden, like, this girl… You were supposed to be recording the show, I thought, but whatever. No, I was watching football or something, and she, like, would not stop crying, and her mom had to come get her. I'm like, God, this is, like…I'm like, man. This is like every other date. Sounds like a Saturday night. This is like every other date I was on when I was growing up. I'm like, God, the girl left crying. I'm like, Jesus. She's calling her mom. She's crying. Her mom had to come get her. Her mom had to come get her. This guy, I hate him. He's so stupid. This scenario keeps playing over and over. I don't know. I can't escape it. No, it was just so awkward. It was like, oh, my God. Just go home already with the crying. Jeez. Oh. Get over it. Okay. Yeah, that's real good advice there from you. Get over it. Christ's sake. Do like my wife did. Marry the first one she finds and stick with it. Yeah. Pretty much. So anyway, I went to the dentist. Oh, thank God. Okay. Now, I haven't had to go lately. I don't have any likeprocedures or work being done this is all just the usual cleaning whenever that happens whatever my insurance is paying for um i'm there right so cleaning i'll yeah i'll take it sure so i've noticed and this is over the course of a year yeah because these things don't happen that often although i do have a question do you think that hollywood stars get their teeth cleaned more often than regular folks Yes. How often do you think it is? I meant to ask the hygienist today, but I didn't. It was all going so poorly, I thought maybe I shouldn't ask that question. I'm fresh out of Hollywood, friends, so I really don't know. You were tangentially connected to Andy Dick. Well, I know someone who hung out with Andy Dick. And another Andy that will remain nameless. Andy Richter, you mean?Yeah. Andy Richter. No, they always have like their teeth are nice. Like teeth. I like nice teeth. I like nice teeth. now And I cannot lie. The, um, so anyway, I, I wondered that, but i couldn't ask her because things weren't going swimmingly at the, uh, at the hygienist. So I've noticed this trend. So first she chastises me for not flossing enough. Oh, they always do that yeah And I don't. I mean, she asked me. I'm always honest. You probably go, yeah, I floss every once in a while. Not really. I'm like, no, I don't. I brush my teeth very religiously. And the flossing part is only, you know, it's not very often. I'm going to be honest with you. It's just not. I like to use like a stiff piece of paper to floss with, I guess, because I get like meat caught in my teeth all the time. I thought you were a vegetarian.No, I eat meat. Yeah, I know. I'm just joking. A stiff piece of paper. That's probably not condoned by the DDS. I get meat stuck in certain parts of my teeth. The American Dental Association. I get a lot of meat stuck in my teeth. I do. I picked out one this morning. I was at steak last night. That was… Oh, the juicy steak I had. I did have a steak last night, yes. Oh, my. Is that why you had salad as well? Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll get to that. Let me finish my damn story. We'll get to your fatness in just a minute, but let's continue. So she chastises me. She gets the work hammered on my face, and then inevitably… I think I saw a movie like this once. Go ahead, yeah. Well, I mean, they got those tools that look very menacing when they're that close to you. You know what I mean? Those hooks and all that stuff. And then about partially through that, not quite halfway all the time, she goes, oh, I'll be right back. Okay. And she leaves.we're not, we're not at a transition point. You know what i mean yeah you know okay we're transitioning from the scraping to the, you know, to the polishing or something. And then she's gone for like a really long time. Maybe she had to break wind. Well, I think it was a little more than breaking wind. I think morning coffee kicks in and she's going to take a dump. I always go first thing. I go first thing in the morning. All my appointments, if I can make them like right when they open, that's when I do it. Then she comes back and proceeds to continue. Yeah. And then I have to be there thinking she just went and took a big crap. Yeah. Her hands are all wet. You're like… The only… Well, it's not even that much of a saving grace. She wears gloves. Okay. That's all right. But I'm still… I still have… I have a lot of problems, you know, with all these kind of things. Yeah. And so then I just sit there thinking, oh my God, she just took a crap and now she's, you know, reaching down my throat. She's got sharp implements and… Mm-hmm. But this time…She comes back and she goes, did you miss me? Nope. And I said, yeah. I said, yeah, I did. Were you a little nosy here, but were you just. Could you tell me, you know, what were you doing for the last, you know, eight and a half minutes? No, I didn't. I couldn't broach it, but I thought about it because, yeah, I threw her because she didn't expect me to say anything. And I go, yeah, I did miss you. Did you smell like air freshener when she came back? Like, oh, you're pining. You smell like pine. That's a good question. No, I don't remember her smelling like pine, but thankfully she put on a fresh set of gloves. Yeah. Do not go in there. And then she started grinding on me again. And, you know,...