Cursed Napkins

Miles tries to eat more than his meal, while Bob has some issues with the restaurant's cleaning equipment. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/BABrCYf5Kz0 Miles tries to eat more than his meal, while Bob has some issues with the restaurant's cleaning equipment. Bad AI Transcript is on it's on it's on like you'll never believe it's ever been on before Thank you. Hey everyone. This is my title with static radio podcast here in the United States. Want to add anything to that? I mean, it seems like a lot of information there. Bob has FIFA overload and he's wearing a kilt right now with nothing with nothing under it. That's right. I'm flapping in the breeze. Hello. Stop flashing young children right now. The, I don't, you know, the FIFA thing I don't get. I mean, I just don't, you know, do Americans really love soccer or football that much? Football? I imagine. Actually, I was just talking to you before we started recording that I went to lunch with some friends and one of them left to go watch a FIFA game at the end. Like we were done eating. Oh, I'm sure I know which one. Yeah.I was like, huh? Yeah. Which team does he like? He mentioned what game he was watching, but it's beyond me now. I can't remember. I'm going to go watch Paraguay. Yeah, Uruguay and Paraguay. I don't know what it was, honestly, but I was just like, really? Yeah. It's a big deal. I know it's a big deal. Obviously, it's a big deal right now because it's all across North America. We've been a pain in the ass and all the airlines are fucked up and everything. But anyway, I had an old neighbor and he used to love to watch soccer. He talked about it all the time. Is that the guy that tried to burn down his house? He's the other neighbor. Yeah, the other neighbor. Yeah. Yeah.guy who didn't burn down his house on the other side of me. Oh, okay. Yeah. When you lived out in the county. Uh, no, I live in the city. In the city I didn't want to talk about FIFA, but you brought it up, and so I thought, well, I have to say something about it, I guess. You deal with all these really cool people, and I figure there's got to be a few of them, I'm sure, that are into it. All these really cool people. You know all these really cool. How in the world do you know all these really cool people? Yeah. I make sure that they're never around when you're around. You ever see that? You ever notice that? Mm-hmm. Separate worlds.he ever hurt you. So anyway. What are you doing? Go ahead, Steve Perry. Let's hear it. No, I'm really phlegmy tonight, so I really don't want to do that. What does that happen? Do you have some kind of condition or something? Do you have gills? You possibly have gills that get all gummy because you're not supposed to be breathing air. You're supposed to be breathing water. My doctor finally confessed. He goes, you know what? You're all fucked up. I go, why? He goes, all this meds I've got you on. I'm like, oh, you son of a bitch. The truth comes out. You know, I have all these problems. You know, my legs swell. I get phlegmy at night. You know, whatever else, you know. Whatever else. You didn't mention your ED.You always mention your ED. Yeah, that's one of them. It comes like a thief in the night, let me tell you. I got you on all these meds. Well, that's great. Yeah. Somehow, I always think of you as one of the people in the movie Seven. Yeah, out of the box? No, you're the guy. Remember the guy with all the air fresheners in his room? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the way Miles is at home. He's got all the air fresheners because he's basically decaying in place. You know what? This really is not related to anything, but my doctor, about half the time I see my doctor, he always starts laughing. He goes, God, you told me that funny story about that old guy that wanted to beat your family up.at that motel, I go, yeah, yes. I don't know why he loves that story of me almost being beat up by an old man at a hotel at the motel. It's a motel. Yeah. Yeah. That's a very, very old story, which I won't go into, but yeah, he loves it. I remember you hit or something. Didn't you, you know, we can debate that as to what I was doing, but ultimately I would have survived. Oh, okay. Had I gotten physical, I would have survived. At that point in time, you were a little more mobile. See, I could have flanked him. I could have come at him behind. My family could have taken the brunt of his beatings. I'd wait until his arms were tired. I'd wait until he gets worn down. That's right. I'd wait for him to wear out a little bit. Then I'd put a full Nelson on this little guy and be like, all right, son of a bitch. Hey, you fucker.I put my chin right in the middle of his back. I'm like, oh yeah, you like this? Do you have a chin? Jesus, I didn't even know you had a chin. Well, chins, chins. Oh my goodness. Well, do you have any more on that you want to talk about? No, that was just an old thing here. Okay. How your doctor says, I've screwed up your life because I've given you so many meds. Yeah, I'm drowning in my own fluids, basically. And I'm like, oh, okay. That's good. I always go into like a list of things wrong with me. He's like, yep, I caused that. Yep, I did that. Yep. And I just got a new Corvette. Basically, yeah. He cut me off when I said I had blood in my stool. He's like, all right, you know what? We're going to stop right there, Miles. Time's up.another appointment to talk about that. Yeah. Um, so i'm trying to think how to approach this. So as you know, Miles, I have a lot of, uh, you have a lot of like medical situations. I do. And I seem to have a lot of, uh, perhaps psychological situations. I would agree with that too. Yes. So there's this place, uh, that my wife likes to go out to dinner too. It's, it's not a, uh, chain or anything. It's a local place, you know, and it's not super fancy, but it's not unfancy. You know what i mean pizza the cup no no it's walking tacos. Okay. Um, Now, so we went to – what's that? I didn't say anything. Oh, I thought you said something. No, I was very quiet. I was like, oh. Oh, geez, you got a little feedback there. It's Michael. Move your chin. Move your chin over. Yeah. Hey, Jabba. Jesus. So we like to go there every once in a while, and we went there recently.And I do like it. It's very tasty, and it's a good place to go. It's not overly expensive. But they are trying to be a little more upscale than they need to be, at least for me, because they have cloth napkins. Oh, fancy. I know, fancy. We're getting cloth napkin service at a paper napkin price. Yeah. And so, you know, it's like, that's all fine and good, but I can't… I've broken… I tried to use them. The first few times I went, I struggled through it. I used the cloth napkins. Did… They have the words Holiday Inn stitched into them. I'm just wondering. Cut up old towels is what you're saying? Yeah. Well… They're all stolen hand towels from the Holiday Inn. No, but the, so I use them and then I just, I got, I just like, I can't, you know, I apologize to my wife this one time, not before, not this last time. Apologize to my wife before and I'm like, I just can't use these. I can't use these napkins on my face. It just, it drives me nuts.Now, you would think, and part of it is this, but it's not the main part, that I think about all the other people who have used this napkin. Yep. But that's not the main reason. People like me. That's right. I'll have the rib special. Holy moly. I'm going to clean off my chins. Yeah. Jesus Christ, there's a bone under my chin. Oh, my God. A spare rib. It's like seeing Paul Prudhomme eat ribs, for Christ's sake, back in his heyday. If anybody remembers who the hell that guy was, he was a big, fat New Orleans guy. So it's because they use so much fabric softener that I can't stand the feel of the napkin on my skin. Is that weird? Well, not for you, probably. Other people. I mean, you have sensory problems. I do. You are undiagnosed something. I don't know what, but you are undiagnosed something. That could be a show, Undiagnosed. Yeah, that's you. That's the name of the show, yeah. Undiagnosed, yeah.Yeah, so I forced myself to do it, you know, for a little while so I wouldn't be weird. But here lately, I've been asking for paper napkins, which the waitress is not really happy with me asking. Yeah, hold on. Let me go across the street, McDonald's. Hold on. Wait. I think they just go to the bathroom, to be honest with you. Oh, it's just TP. They're putting, like, toilet paper. Oh, no, it's not. Napkins to wipe your hands on. These are sanitary napkins. Oh, these are different. Oh, these are textured. I got wings. I can get both corners of my mouth with one wipe. They're extra absorbent. No, so yeah. So then every time they're just disgruntled, I'm like, can I get some paper napkins?And they're like, huh? Yeah. So this last time we go, right out of the gate, you know, I'm like, I'm always very polite and nice. Okay. I don't believe that. I'm like, whenever you get a chance, you know, could you bring by some paper napkins? Oh, sure. I would do this after you got the food delivered, though. I would not do this prior. Well, I'm a preparer. I prepare. Yeah, okay. Why don't you bring your own? I mean, if it's a problem, why don't you just bring your own? Well, that's even weirder, isn't it? Is that even weirder? You're the king of all, so what do you care? Just whip them out of your pants. Well, you do know that for years, I always take big handfuls of napkins withWhenever I would go to fast food places. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold the boat. Okay. Wait, aren't you the guy I met that used to eat with like a fricking beach towel around his neck? Yeah. And now he can't handle a cloth....