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EPISODE · Aug 13, 2018 · 27 MIN

Episode 14: EVERYTHING IS RETROGRADING

from Astrology Roast · host Etai Ben Simhon

Five planets are retrograding and everyone is losing their shit! Including us. Have you bee n crying in your car lately? Wanted to run out of yoga class screaming and shouting? Or maybe you just haven't left the house for a few weeks? On this episode, we are trying to offer every sign a piece of advice on how to deal with this sensation of failure that is floating around. We also draw inspiration from the one and only miss Britney Spears (Sagittarius) a woman who has known failure like no other, but still dominates all of our lives. If you want to skip to your sign: (only after you listen to our relatable struggle in the first 8 minutes) Aries - 8:50 Taurus - 11:37 Gemini - 12:50 Cancer - 13:55 Leo - 15:50 Virgo - 16:38 Libra - 18:10 Scorpio - 19:55 Sagittarius and Britney talk - 21:15 Capricorn - 23:10 Aquarius - 24:14 Pisces - 25:10

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